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funny post !
Not only rats and lizards but also, houseflies and wall geckos.(laughsssssssssss)
Funny guy u are

real kiss of life !
thats cool anyway.

good one swish !

Ikamefa ! funny ! yeah, we aint goin to need horns and whistles
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What a life !
yesterday's morning on my way to work. i was actually rushing to catch up with the staff bus. some two guys appeared from no where on a bike. i tried being smart by throwing a push at one of the guys, that prompted the motherf!ckers to bring out guns ! they robbed me of my phone, my international passport and my wallet containing about $350 ! i only thank God i wasnt beaten cuz i ran even faster than ben johnson and i flew like a bird with the help of my suit . imagine that !
As if that wasnt enough, some robbers came to my hood again in the night of the same day. They shot sporadically for close to two hours. that made me terrified as i have to leave the house very early in the morning to go to work. What a crazy world !
Na God go save us o.
Please, be careful on your way out especially as the christmas is around the corner.

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Thanks jonpinjeff ! good points !
Most people have forgetten that, naija lawa ! ( this is nigeria ) u want to start ur own business, wont you need a start up capital ? or u think mannah would fall from heaven ! the rate of unemployent is high and i get a bank job u say i shouldnt take it cuz u THINK i would be a slave ! This is a society where u are not sure of what is going to happen tommorrow. uncertainty is everywhere ! fine, risk is everywhere but if u do your jobs well in banks, u are sure of some reasonable amount of money every month that u can use to cater for your needs and families .
why is erastus akingbola is still in banking? the only reason why he is still in banking is because of the " good money" that is there,okay ! THERE IS MONEY IS BANKING ! banking allows for good foundation and it makes delving into other businesses so easy cuz , one would have gathered some very vital and good information as to what and how to run a business.
My direct boss is a Top executive infact, senior executive with many business ventures to his credit ! why is he still in banking ! he can always opt out and man his businesses, right ! he is still here cuz there is money in banking and he would be able to get good contacts and clientele that would patronise his personal business!

Like i have said before, u can be who you want to be no matter how u wanna look at it and no matter how u want to measure your success whether u work in a bank or you have your own business.

In all that u do, best of luck !
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who says u cant earn more than 200k in the bank ! u dont have to stay in one corner and be preaching what u dont know ! haba ! life is all about what u wanna make out if,okay ! u wanna achieve ur dreams by being the boss of urself, its all good !
Most people have forgotten that, lots of opportunities is there to be tapped in the banking industry ! have u taken your time to find out why some retired poeple die some few years into retirement despite the fact that, they have their own businesses? RISKS are numerous in owning ur business and thats facts !
Working in banks allows for expansion of horizon ! atleast, u'll be in touch with time and all things being equal, u are sure of what to be ! what happens to all the free investment gimmicks u get by working in the banks ! as to how to invest your salaries and all that ! How and when to trade off ur stocks and when to buy some other stocks ! how to invest in money market. e.t.c local and international training ! and some other inquantifiable goodies .

You can be who u want to be ! the koko is FOCUS cuz the moment u lose contact with ur set target, it becomes difficult to achieve ur dreams whether u have ur own business or u work in a bank !

Best of luck in all u do and cheers

yeeeeeeeeee ! Imagine this !

light on isnt bad at all. dim light is cool and wonderful. light off is just the bomb ! whooping that ass with all vigour
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5x na nickname ?

Equator - they called me that in secondary school cuz i wa sthe longest in the class and equator also is the longest line in the latitude.

what ! sex to me is more of a personal thing ! if u feel u should have it why not. if u feel you shouldnt why must u have it? the koko to me is that, i gat to visit the inner chamber before the nuptial knot is tied o
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Yeah ! our sistas want some " badness and craziness" they dont want a predictable, boring and gentle guys ! they want it rough and wild at times. bad boys adds spices and condiments to the game whichs makes the sistas to enjoy the more . bad boys are always keeping sistas on their toes as in " what is he going to do this time? i dont even know ! how i wish i really know this guy" they cant predict bad boys. it is rather unfortunate that, most bad boys are chronic playas ! although, being a bad boy is good in the long run when the " bad boy" would have changed and become more responsible to the challenges of life
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yeah, shes got to be crazy about me cuz thats the koko ! i can vouch for my own feelings for her anyday that doesnt mean i would marry someone i dont love . When she loves me like Oops ! then i can bet i would be willing to love her like forever !

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why must guys lie !
AS for me, i dont have to lie about anything and thats for real.
if u are really a MAN, u dont have to lie to step up the game and to stay on the game. just be in control and call te shots ! of course, there is a need for you to give your woman attention an u dont have to lie to keep any fire burning.

U dont have to lie to the sistas !
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cool and nice joke !
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How can one hole be enough? _{[sub]just kidding}[/sub]

Nice stuff
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very funny one for real
I like it
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Oh Lawd have mercy mercy
These people dey vex oooooooo

i feel these joke !
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funny stuff

This is still funny forever
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Good driving

Pretty cool and i still like it forever

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She was trying to prove a point !that shes always been working so much and maybe the man hasnt been appreciating that !

But, women are trying ooo even the full time house wife ! Haba

Kiss to all the beautiful women

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funny people ! let him go and try kirikiri prison for real, he will know that KAAKI no be leather.

funny anyway cos some of the points could be sooo trueeee

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What ! this is what i call" doomsday conspiracy"

goofy:
At least this gooooood thing came from NIGERIA

Good Point !