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[quote author=Okija_juju]If I upgrade my PES 13 over the internet, shouldnt all the transfers be updated as well?![/quote]I sold mine already and I have gone back to PES 2013.

Nigerians with their funny mentality. Universities have been on strike for almost 6 months now, Corruption has made us the laughing stock of the world. Just mention the word Nigeria abroad and people will start laughing, and the government are getting their knickers in a twist over gay people. Brainless tw*ts!

You must be really sad then.

jmaine: I did rather watch a cricket match than play PES games . .

I'ld rather watch paint dry than play fifa games.

Goal 2-1

I have just seen the most bizarre goal in my life

What a crap and lazy performance from the Eagles

They are both crap!!

13 for me was class. I enjoyed it to death and having played the 14 demo I thought it was good. Since 2010 I always got fifa and pes but after playing both 14 demo's, I decided I wanted only pes. Now I feel like doing a shit on the thing.

What's with the defenders getting ridiculous bursts of speed? Hangeland is not Puyol. The collision engine is seriously fubar. There's been moments where my players have got entangled and nobodies moved. And the same if the ball goes past a player - they stand and f*cking watch!!! Sorry for the anger but its a mess. The passing is also prompting players not to chase the ball when played to them. They seem to just stop running and watch it roll. THEN, 1st time shots. This has really pissed me off. As rooney, I strike at goal, keeper saves, rebound falls to RVP, is first time strike goal, I press square - he flaps up the ball with this ridiculously slow bring down and gets tackled. Thing is I saw the power bar, so why did he control it?!?! WHY?? What the f*ck have they done to this game? Its never going to be perfect, it never will. I accept there's things that will be messy but this is just awful. I find it unplayable at times and I am to say at the least, disappointed.

Apologies for the ranting but I needed to vent it because it seems worse than the demo ffs.

Anyone else noticed these issues?

Yeye jobless people. How did this make front page?

Dude, Australia is one of the most racist/ Xenophobic countries in the world especially if you are not white skinned. They blame migrants for all the problems in that country. Anybody that wants to emigrate out of Nigeria for genuine reasons should avoid countries such as UK and Australia, Canada is much better especially if you are highly skilled.

Symphony007: What this survey won't tell you is the level of racism in countries like switzerland. Denmark, norway,etc...these countries are very white countries with a low birth rate. Right now, they can be comfortable with a few blacks in their country. But when the blacks start growing and reproducing. Catastrophy will set in. They feel that their country is being taken away from them. I would not advise any black to migrate to any scandinavian country or the others mentioned. It's gonna be hell. Stick to the u.s,canada and australia. They have a more diverse populations and you can fit in better.

Bloody low life savages. That's why they will die of poverty.

Nice one from Gambia. We don't gain anything in the common wealth and ao we should leave it.

He should sell his private jet and give the money to the poor.

Man City are very difficult to beat at home. Just look at their home record. The best Bayern will take is a draw and God help them if City plays Aguero and Silva.

Nigeria is a country where politicians are paid millions of naira in salary and still get hardship allowances

And these are the animals ruling 160milliion people. I have given up on naija many years ago,that hopeless country is cursed.

The ones that went to UK for training will thank their God because they aint coming back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJm7qGg0aQ

Playboy tv

I last point is the only one that works for me. Walking away for some time helps you deal with the situation in a sensible way.

Does anyone still remember street of rage on mega drive? That was the best game ever.

I used to believe a thunder lightning meant God was taking our picture

ogaju007: Pelleooo balogun of kent. My apologies anyways, i jumped to conclusion as i thought it was QE Bridge at dartford.

You are just an idiot. Even Dartford crossing does not have an average speed camera, I know the speed limit on both the bridge and tunnel is 50m/h. There's a speed trap before you go through the tolls for the tunnel going to Essex. Get your facts right next time.

I know that bridge very well and there are no average speed cameras on it. I go to herne Bay a lot.

ogaju007: hahahahahaha feel among.... this is a very wrong statement. the speed limit on that bridge is 50 mile/hour and monitored by average speed cameras.... your analysis is totally wrong. dont jump to conclusion from naija.

I wonder how many of them will sue for whiplash.

Jonathan will probably give the thieving bast@rd a national honour.

That pastor was really hilarious

mickyarams: 'What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?'
'My weakness arose. And when we kissedmy brother, do you eat seedless grapes? That's what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent. What was I to do? You people don't know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.'
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In a very revealing Un-edited interview with Chris Ihidero, Pastor Biodun opens up.Read below ---
Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.'
'Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column last week and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you who still use their brain cells. The Lord be praised.'

'Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?'
'Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.'

'Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind when you invited her to the terrace of your hotel suite?'
'That's not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory, especially when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That was why I invited her to the unit. And she was very useful. Praise the lord.'

'Hallelujah. By 'very useful' you are talking about your affair with her, right?'
'No, we didn't have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise the lord.

'Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.'
'Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness. She understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a willing woman. She understood that I could make her no promises of forevermore; I understood that she understood that by associating with me I would introduce her to a level of grace she was previously unaware of.'

'Is this also the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have slept with?'
'Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.'

'Let's return to her story. So, what were your intentions when you invited her to your hotel suite?'
'Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my heart. I had heard some uncomplimentary stuff about her and had caught her looking at me somehow during Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I had to intercede for her to retain God's glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even when I asked her to come to the terrace it was so we could get cool breeze during the deliverance. All was well until she sat on my laps.'

'What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?'
'My weakness arose. And when we kissedmy brother, do you eat seedless grapes? That's what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent. What was I to do? You people don't know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.'

'Is it true you had sex with her everyday for seven days?'
'Zachariah 10. It's a level of grace you can't understand.'
Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he makes the storm clouds. And he will send showers of rain so every field becomes a lush pasture.'
'You know your bible. Praise the lord.'

'Hallelujah. And what styles and positions were employed?'
'One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were quite experimental, you know, those things one doesn't ask from a wife. Praise the lord.'

' So I'm free to assume missionary wasn't top of the list?'
'God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was because of experimentation that we had our first quarrel.'

'Really? What happened?'
'She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie one of her legs to the door knob and the other to the windowI thought that was too much of a spread so I declined and she took offence. It was during round 4 on Day 7. Praise the lord.'

'You know sir, each time you say 'Praise the lord',
what I hear is Praise the Rod. It seems to me that you spend more
time doing the rod's work than you do doing the lord's work.'
'Who died and made you judge? Don't make proclamation about me if you don't want the wrath of God. I'm a man of God, remember? Praise the lord.'

'Is this also why you've refused to explain yourself to your congregation?'
'They don't need any explanation. They know me.

'We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time.By the way, I don't know your middle name?'
'It's Roderick.'

'Say what?'
'Roderick.'

'RODerick? Perfect.
'Praise the Lord'.


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Nice to read good news for a change. This is the type of news we like to hear, not 4cking pdp , apc and the remaining hopeless politicians fighting themselves.