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it's now obvious inec is a fraud. Apc no get reach 5k votes for Edo state. Haha!!

asanausana91:
Most of the voters here don't even have PVC.

Don't you guys get tired?

This is why I Iove nairaland. Go to her Twitter page make you see nonsense when them they talk there. If you don't want anything to do with a man romantically, please leave him alone. They will keep for you there for just friendship benefit. The moment they see who they like, they dump yo ass as if you were never there. Even if you decide to speak up and tell them how you feel, they'll cut off the friendship. I had to give one a stern warning that if it doesn't involve business, she should never in her life contact me for anything. Them go they use you hold body till they find who they want, as if say you no be human being

Jennyclay:
Man from the pit of hell. All they do is rant all day and take their frustration out on women. Evil men everywhere!

Rip to the departed soul.

Your womb will never have a seed for a male child

sqlPAIN:
I swear thhis coach is a very big idiot for removing di Maria and putting that bag of rice called acuna.. The whole atmosphere of this match has changed...france don start to press Argentina... I don't like the way this match is going..That coach is a idiot... If them lose this match him mama must die before the end if this week.. Rubbish

How much you stake??��

Omo, these northerners wan carry us enter another 4 years of suffer head o..which kind country be this sef?

indemnityy:
Sorry, stop crying.

This your sticker tho.. I wonder what happened that made the man cry like this

Fedrick100:
This girl so ugly
I don’t know what the white husband saw in her

Bruh there’s a way a woman will f**k you enn, to leave her will be very difficult

fykes:
It's because you are a spiritually awakened soul.
You re a deeply spiritual person, ur spiritual vibration is higher than most normal humans.
U will also notice that u are drawn and react against issues like injustice, dishonesty, and other vices.
You will also find that u have an insatiable appetite for knowledge and often worry abt things others won't even consider.
U are ur own best friend, u r most stimulated mentally. You hear behind the words and read behind letters, u can feel the mood in an environment especially negative energy.
U are seeker of light...a true disciple ad there are so many of your kind...highly sexual and very energetic, highly intelligent souls yet with a thick moral fibre.
It's not a vice...it's a great virtue...
It will take u very little stimulation to interact with the spirit realm.

I sent you a mail.

Athemisia:
Your last sentence is the real deal �.
Only Tech guys will understand.

Guy, I can’t access files easily on apple from file manager. iPhone will only serve as camera phone to me and nothing else . Na children they use iPhone show off sef

DenreleDave:
only a m@d man will say edo is clear and better than lagos in devt..

i dont even argue with f000ls like you

But I think you’re the fool here. I never said Edo is better than Lagos. Read my comment again.. you need to heal okay.. the hatred in your heart and mind is too much.. I will advice you stay away from the internet for a while .. it’s doing more damage to you than good

ben1daEbiri:
There's so much ignorance in your post. I agree the apple ecosystem is good but Samsung and Microsoft also have seamless connection while working with files. I can be working on a file on my Samsung phone and continue with it on any windows laptop and vice versa. Galaxy gears work seamlessly too this same way apple watch work with airpords and all. My point is you shouldn't make it seem like only apple products are capable of these but I must admit the apple ecosystem is very good.

Aside second hand selling value and nice camera, IPhone is just an expensive toy.. I’m typing this with an iphone

DenreleDave:
but edo is a very nice place to live abi?

but i rather stay in this lagos than edo. God forbid i stay in edo

Guy Edo too clear..

jrusky:
Pls I beg your pardon do you have sense at all? So a fuc-king bastard and unapologetic ipobist terrorist sympathiser is the one to secure Nigeria but can not secure his own state from unknown gunmen baa, are you insane or something?

I stays in Abuja so keep your fake news shit to yourself thinking you can use that to market a rotten, disgusting satanically pretentious beast called obishit bro you lie una never plenty reach u hear?

Pls f u c k to your bed and feck night to you.

You really need to heal up. He didn’t even mention anybody’s name. Are you for real

herkeem:
Atiku is the answer to Nigeria's problems. That's why Edo people came out in large numbers to Campaign for him yesterday in Benin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb7kwivTsE

Most people there are obident. Free money is sweet .

Hunger join

So mine was when I was in primary 5. I had this my friend who sits with me in class. So one day he played a prank on me. The prank was when we all got up to greet our teacher who just entered the class, he placed his biro with the tip facing up beneath me. Omo na so I sit-down on the top biro o. The pain was something else And he was laughing. Well, every normal kid will go and report the teacher but I wasn't a normal pupil. I love payback. So I didn't report him. I kept him quite and waited till he totally forgot about what he did. Alas, at the last subject for the day, him too stood up to greet the teacher(that was agric teacher) and forgot himself and I also placed my own biro underneath him. When he sat on it, I looked him in eyes and was like "yeah bruh, that's how it feels". He started crying and reported me to the teacher. They beat that day enn and me I'm this type that doesn't like saying my own part of the story. Since I've done what's on my mind I'm okay. By this time my dad was already getting tired of beating me.so He left me that day..

Na same thing happen to me, but na right there as I see my dad nai e remove slippers for leg begin use am follow me up. I nearly died that day when we got home. I hate that okada man for a very long time.

realestate99:
After school every day, we used to play football making my uniform dirty, my father usually ask if I usually roll in the mud during school hours but I usually lied that it was due to the rigorous work on the school farm.

Then a day came, the okada man my dad assigned to be transporting me failed to come but he has contacted my dad earlier in the day that he would not be available. My dad came to the school but most students were already out but he spotted a group of students playing ball near the school field.

I was enjoying the match when the ball went outside for a throw in, I was about picking the ball when I saw a figure that looked like my father, I just stopped suddenly, I couldn't move a nerve, the boys were shouting Wale !!! go and pick the ball,time is going. I did not even acknowledge their protests, I finally wake up from my slumber, my father was looking at me like an hyena ready to pounce on a rabbit.

I was looking for my school bag for almost a minute, little did I know that my bag was used as a marker for goal post, I carried the bag and the boys were shouting, wale!!! where are you going? we do not have another bag for making post!!! I did not even utter a word, later they saw me and my father moving towards the gate, I could hear their voices from the background saying, Wale don die today!!! so na him father dey look us all this while.

ajealadick:
My girlfriend of 3 years serious relationship sneaked to Ghana to hustle after lying to me she is going to Lagos to supervise her brother's building project. I called severally and no connection and I had to trace her via an old Ghanaian friend and colleague before. He called and she picked and he also confirmed her location. Long story short after she knew her cover was blown she said I accused her earlier of unfaithfulness when she told me of a 2 weeks turned 3 months trip. So she said she went there now to prove me right. Now we've broken up this morning (1 am.) and its eating me up but I really want it to end. I only regret all the monies I had wasted on her. Gave her the best, just last month I even paid her rent. So painful cos it was my last card I used. [color=#000099][/color]

SORRY

This thread gives a resson why android is better than an iphone.. ..iphone too boring

Hehehe..guess they're trying to scare other people away from using it,so mtn dont block it soon...because my own they blaze anyhow

my advice ...do not buy tecno l5..i bought mine yesterday,and sold it today...the phone is wack

Tritone02:
hmmm
many of you guys don't have work/job. bcus if you do you won't be after one lady you will neva get to meet.
I'm not impress by the review tho. it's total OP.
end time review

jealousy at work

If you rooted the phone before the update,then its your fault ..but if otherwise,run

Oukitel k4000

jashar:
mine is a dude I've known since my JSS days. We were never close in class but we were always polite to each other. I left the school in my SS class and I thought that was the end of our politeness .

Fast forward to part 2 in the Uni and this guy called me from abroad where he was schooling. How he got my number is still a mystery he doesn't want to reveal. Since 2008 till date he has never forgotten my birthday and I always forgot his.
We haven't seen each other in 10 years, yet when we chat, we flow like a river.
He's presently out of the Country but he'll always remain dear to moi.

Much love....dear friend.

So na like so you friendzone that guy..for how many years?

That moment when your pastor points at you and ask you"what was the theme of last week bible study?"..and the congregation is staring at you

where we fit buy this device for naija?

Please add me to the whatsapp group... Got mine today

Mah nigga there's nothing for you to enjoy in that igbo made phone o.. Except fast battery drainage