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When you have a dic.k like carrot.... How will u be able to satisfy a big chic like toyin.... Bitter and herbs can only make you hard but can't lengthen your carrot.. Go get your size hater

Only to a boyfriend that love short girls.... shorty mama

the backside is a hit

Showab:
I can't just stop laughing reading people's comments above. By the way, am still in queue @ a filling station to buy fuel with the hope that it will get to my turn when selling commence later this morning.

I left home before 6:00 am since yesterday to source for pms and ended up spending the night at a filling station.

Which way Nigeria!!!

Story of a broke guy

CaptainECole:
Northern schools are nothing to write home about.. I did my secondary school in Kano... although I received quality education simply because its a private school. But I can tell you the government schools in the north is so so bad.. pupils sit on the floor, the schools are dilapidated .. the pupils come to school anytime they like... SMH.. those in the north will understand what I'm saying ... ko ba haka ba ne??

"North is nothing to write home about" very rubbish post.... I served in Imo and its the same story for government schools

Una dey craze.... mummy was dead long ago yeye bloggers

Advance chicks know`s what and what is not.... my over aged girlfriend was just rush to the hospital because I said enough is enough

Let the market associations sue the state government so that the state government can probe fire brigade....
I strongly believe that those that loss their goods have the right to sue state government for not doing enough to lessen the effect that always comes with fire outbreak.... No water, No water, No water that is all you hear from our fire fighters

No 7.... I like to see ladies dressing to be more attractive than sexy and sex stuffs

No matter what always stay in charge,be in charge.... fear is the greatest weakness of a man

Alternate sources of energy is my best course while in University.. so also I have once applied for this job back in the years, I hope our application will still make sense though it being almost six years

Fat chicks my foot

They are not learning the language but the Voodoo/black power that comes with Yoruba tradition ..

I stumbled on this thread very late,, I never gave it a meaning when one of my female friend and her sister got the same JAMB score . ..

Primary and Secondary school friends are the true friends... no lies no....

leave like as if you dont want the job anymore and I bet you everything will go right... no send her again but don't be rude.. forget fear of lost and leave you normal life while you are there,., You should rather die like a real woman than to leave like a coward...
Look into her eye when saying good morning don't frown but just be yourself..

Startimes is a complete scam.... Whenever I call them to activate my sport channels promo, it will open but after like 10min it will disappear and that is all..I got tired of it them I stop calling them for the activation.

Stop thinking you are a quite guy, stop thinking you are a hard working guy, stop thinking you are a cool and easy going guy, stop thinking yourself as a permanent staff, stop thinking you are not a rude guy.... Bro die like a man than to leave like a cowered, you are a permanent staff and nobody is going to sack you just like that, stop thinking about them cos you've got bills to fix, I know you are single that why you are thinking that way.... put them to their seats politely and when you start receiving query upon query then leave as a man but not as a cowered... you are a staff always remember that, their is rules of engagement and disengagement... offend them too and kill your fear now nobody will sack you.. look at them as your colleagues with equal right.... none of them own the bank, everybody come for daily bread so don't allow someone with tons of family and friends CV in his mail box to scare you away from your hard to get work... Bro think like a graduate Oil per barrel is declining everyday and Nigeria budget is base on that, Iran have now join oil producing which will further fall the price of oil per barrel.... Guy Bleep those your oga...watch channels TV, aljezeera, BBC, TVC and Bloomberg they will save and guide you more on how to plan your day to day as regards to money and decision making....

Sorry my dear husband..... this shows that you have not being in true love before your marriage beside do you think your wife would love you more than her childhood Ex? sorry and wake up from your dreams.. My Ex once told me that she is using her head to marry but not her heart.
Please don't disturb yourself or change the way you treat or look at your wife. its normal friend.,.

which station will show Headies on statime....

bright007:
Please I want to confess , Dasuki sent me 100 naira recharge card on my birthday....
Hope I won't be invited by EFCC



well on the topic...
I think they are end-time banks
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Funny . .. love the comment

Macelliot:
I said it earlier that ISIS is anti-Christ.

What do you mean by Anti-Christ....

AdonaiRoofing:
what is the guage sir? Is it 0.45mm or 0.55mm? let's talk on whatsapp 08147743098 so we can discuss more

It's 0.55mm

Please help me with the best possible pocket friendly 0.55mm Long/Step tiles aluminium Roofing sheet estimate of...

Description. Metre Run
Alum R/sheet 169.5
Ridge cap 45
B/board 5
Gutter 5
Eave Angle 60

LordMecuzy:
Its just Two Same Office and Total Waste Of Manpower.

The 36 states In Nigeria Must Have Ministers, So We got No Option


Its Just Politics & Tribalism.

Nigeria A Third World Country Indeed

Mumu answer

fckmn24seg:
Why u dey cry pass the olori? She complain to you? Just asking?

ode

SeverusSnape:
Even the educated and influential among them are not spared from this backward mentality.

Anyways, Happy Married Life.

Senseless post....
You grew up to know that it's one wife and nothing more, Sunusi grew up to know that it's maximum of four wives, so what is your prove on forward and backward mentality. I got irritated by your post

alcatraz002:
You are a fool! If you are not tired of the ibos, majority of yorubas are. Ibos must get their Biafra and leave Yoruba land.

Well Igbo's can breakaway,we will follow them with al-qunut and wish them what southern Sudan is going through. Igbo's are selfish, stubborn, greedy and rude. I foresee power struggle in Biafra after actualization. Nnamdi Kanu should tell the younger generation that igboland have no oil and their land is not fertile "Imo state as case study"

Very rubbish guy....
America became superpower because they are big and United, Russia became less powerful because of disintegration of USSR, China is becoming superpower because of population, Nigeria became giant of Africa because of population and versed econony..
Nigeria will grow to a greatest height and nobody can truncate our democracy which we have laboured and sacrifice for.... Nigeria have come to stay and we are going to leave side by side with one another.
Kanu and those that are clamouring for actualization of biafra are selfish and bigots. Any sect or individual that tried raising arms against Nigerian government will be accuse of treason and will be dealt with as such.
Just to topple Assad regime of Syria is taking more than 3 years talkless of a sect out of hundreds of sects trying to break away through war...
Wakeup selfish fellows

VickyRotex:

Op, are you related to Sile12?
You guys post same way.
Sile12, where @ thou

his account have been deactivated... according to www.nairaland.com/sile12