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Nairaland GeneralRe: Fake Lives Of Some Nigerian Bankers: My Experience Today by micronut(op): 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2015
ayindepremier:
This guy seems to be a spoon fed rather than hustling for himself, well no be every one working inside bank be staff, most are on contracts.
and living on small budget doesn't define that your are poor, it means u ought to be having so great plans for your future.
cut your coat... u knw d rest
Lol! In case, you are referring to me, am not eating with spoon at all, let alone of being spoon fed. I live on my own and hustles my way for a living... Just trying to tell all these bankers, that we are all hustlers, from artisans to spare part boy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fake Lives Of Some Nigerian Bankers: My Experience Today by micronut(op): 11:57am On Oct 29, 2015
ajasbaba:
PLS LEAVE BANKERS AND THERE LIFE ALONE.


ONLY HE WHO PUTS THE SHOE KNOWS WHERE IT HURT.


AFTER ALL THE ALSO HAVE FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF
Yes, it is true... You may be right but in the banking hall they behave like small gods. To save my self from their riddicule some times, i use to dress like a big man to the bank. put my postgraduate ID card... No body would tell them, before they start saying welcome sir. One even asked him me recently, Sir, do you work with University of so so so... I was like wow for my mind! na me be dis? Your father... Well, i told her, am a researcher with the university... lol! unpaid Researcher...

It is true that the way you dress, is the way you are address. If not, them go oppress you die... Have even seen one yeye girl while i was in school telling my prof. mrs to go and queue just because she wanted to ask her a question.. Can u imagine??
Nairaland GeneralFake Lives Of Some Nigerian Bankers: My Experience Today by micronut(op): 11:40am On Oct 29, 2015
I live close to an Access bank branch, in fact close to few other ones too. Banks like GTB, Stanbic IBTC, UBA and Zenith are all a stone's throw from my house. Being an Access Bank customer, i can enter the bank like twice a day, as such, am very close to some of these ladies and guys on the counter.

Before this, i use to have this mental belief, that this guys are super cool mehn. "See their suit, see as this one just sit down under AC"." Mehn, dis girl shouldn't be earning less than 80k or 100k per month oo" and many funny thinking like that. Lol!

Don't mind me, i would not have mind if their gra-gra is not obvious. Many a times, that have seen how those in customer care sections attend to people, particularly Elder men and women.(And more pronounced is during this BVN of a thing, these girls can nag en..(N'ishe ni won ma ma kanra gbere-gbere). Some would even look you like say no be God created you. To offer you a seat is like you requesting for the biggest offer in the whole world).

Ok, straight to what i noticed! Recently, i noticed each time i go out in the night around 8pm to buy things, i would see these bankers, especially the counter guys, holding polythene bags and trekking like say them jazz them. I have asked myself questions sometimes, like "No be this access staff be dis? e be like dis guys dey suffer small ooo". Lol!

The one i saw this morning was the funniest, it's about one pretty girl on the counter, that i used to think she must have been in money. Naso i see this girl for my iya bashirah canteen ooo. Unbelivable, see as she dey yarn yoruba like kilode.. I was like oluwa oooo... I stayed and overheard the girl saying, "E ba mi ta bi e shey maun ta" (Sell it as usual or sell it the way you use to sell).... She continued..."Rice ati Ewa 60naira, dodo 20naira pelu eran kan". I just couldn't believe my ears. So i may be better than this girl after all. At least i dey chop with 250naira on a goal.

Nawa oooo....I came into conclusion that, it is true that, Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.

CultureRe: Adeyeye Ogunwusi, Ooni Arives Ife Ahead Of His Coronation by micronut(m): 9:43pm On Oct 28, 2015
ekafine:
the rustic ife village is a bush compare to eket my home town
And does that makes it right to be bad-mouthing other peoples home? isn't that out of place? Many great Nigerians hail from armlets, settlements, villages and towns, and they lived well. So because you come from Eket, we would not hear words again? Si"ly woman! Proverb 16:18 Pride precedes destruction; an arrogant spirit appears before a fall.
CultureRe: Adeyeye Ogunwusi, Ooni Arives Ife Ahead Of His Coronation by micronut(m): 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2015
ekafine:
the subject should have been 'Ooni makes entry into rustic town of ife' because I can see only poverty and rustic roofs all over the place.
And how is that your problem madam? Tell us your village? Haters!!!
InvestmentRe: Can I Invest With N200K Without Losing It? by micronut(m): 10:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
That money would help u set up an average Business Centre with copier, laminator, 2 desktops, fairly use gen, LaserJet printer, a container, small cabinet, UPS, Papers, Big board to display ur services and other connection gadgets.

Believe me, you would be making nothing less than 25k monthly here.

Secondly!
Try and look for shop in the market, buy pepper grinding machine (both electric and fueling), dry yam grinder and u would be making nothing less than 30k monthly.
InvestmentRe: Can I Invest With N200K Without Losing It? by micronut(m): 10:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
Business Centre and Pepper grinding in the market
RomanceRe: This Lady Shares Photo Of Her Engaged Finger Online, See The Response (pic) by micronut(m): 4:17pm On Oct 25, 2015
pretydiva:
Whether her fingers ugly or not.. d most important tin is dat she has been engaged..alot of babes wey get fine fingers dey even pray 4 rubber rings sef
Fine babes like u baaa grin
BusinessRe: Business Team mates in Ilorin by micronut(op): 11:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
faladeSM1132:
Hello, im not in ilorin but akure pls can we also join the system?
Thanks
yes! send me message
BusinessRe: Business Team mates in Ilorin by micronut(op):
We have gotten enough team mates and business volunteers. Thanks!
BusinessBusiness Team mates in Ilorin by micronut(op):
Partners and Business Team mates needed in Ilorin.
BusinessRe: He Has 800k And Is In Search Of A Good Business To Start by micronut(m): 10:31pm On Oct 23, 2015
AlPeter:
PM me
Bros Nawa for Ibadan guys! Mehn You need to help your people ooo... Am seriously contemplating coming to ibadan in the next few months, rounding up my programmes in Ilorin.
I have passion for hustling and i respect dudes that don't despise or form ajebo so to speak. Have got Farming, business centre, Prints and design idea, Agro business, trading with my money (buying and selling idea) among many ideas. Ilorin is good but am thinking ibadan (A place to settle).
Alpeter, we need to talk... i need a new site with good Electricity in Ojo, heard it's a cool place... Lets talk on yhemielu@gmail.com or Whatsapp 07063789912
CareerRe: Fresh Graduate Of Biochemistry Seeking A Job Or Intern by micronut(m):
Let me advice you! Being a metabolite myself! Have been through this stage, a good number of people would not help you. Few would only post jobs Ads with over 1000 applicants applying and 20k job to you.

Let me tell you something you can do if your are not the "ajebo or big girl type oooo", you can make 3k or more for yourself within the space of 5hrs. You can do this till you get a good job for yourself, at least you won't be frustrated with "Job Regret Mails".

It's a business idea i called "Crisps"
- Here you simply sell fried things, remember food business is the good and one of the most profitable business.
- Things to sell easily are fried yam, potatoes and Dodo, all with stew. You can add akara or moin-moin to it if you like.
- You need few things to get started, infact 10k.
- Get a busy area, there is no need to shy (it's about making money), get a good corner (you may start in the evening).
- Buy like 3 charcoal cooker and 3 frying pans (or you burrow), an 800naira yams consist of 8tubers, (you can make 2k from this after removing oil money), a big half bag of potatoes is very cheap, sells around 1500 (this can last you for 2weeks and can fetch you 5k or more) while you can get 5bunches of plantain like 3k.
-If you are determine and focused, you would feed yourself and younger ones from this and would even safe alot to move to bigger business and travel for job interviews anywhere. if job HR rejects you, you would not feel it cos you have something worthwhile you are doing. You can save enough in a year to send yourself to pg school ( Am a living witness to this).

Remember, nothing comes easy. You need to make and design the future you wants, or you watch it coming. If illiterates are living happily on few things we overlook, as a graduate we can do it better. If you develop more inter personal relationship, from this jobs (hustle), you can get connections and links that would take you to that your dream job and to the next level.

God bless!

"While waiting, a lot can be done"

Echoes from the street.
Micronut writes from Microplux Crea8ions
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by micronut(m): 3:18pm On Oct 20, 2015
lol! All of you wey wan feature for the next edition should come for audition oooo... this one wey everybody dey drop name like olamide flows......

Form na 5k... Next Piece na "Uju the Orange seller".
We need the following characters:
-Uju herself (submit your CV before next week Tuesday)
- ClassCaptain (As Bobolee)
-5 Cultist
-2 Mechanics with good knowledge of meco workshop slangs
-5 Olosho as Prostitutes for Uncle Judes Quest house.
- Uju's papa, mother and and a sister
- Infact plenty plenty characters like dry cleaner, recharge seller, montu the area 5 guy, madam telly-wire, Oga amos, madam kofo, herbalist, DPO and many more...

Watch out for Nairawood...."The makings of ghost stars"
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LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by micronut(m): 2:44pm On Oct 20, 2015
DharmyYinks:
[color=#FF3300]Hehehe..Guy u dey refer ur gf to dis kind episode...u bin want make she dey dream of becoming ClassCaptain's Inchibong for life ba. I pirrrryyy uuuuu grin grin


Oga ClassCaptain...d suspense is killing ooo. Thumbs up sha...I hail u

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lol! she is better than ichinbong in several ways, she knows all that, are child's play. May be to come and make her laugh sha, if i could not afford her "baskemouth lord of the ribs". But seriously, that captain of a guy, isn't bad you know. Nailed it and soft landed gracefully.
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LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by micronut(m): 1:06pm On Oct 20, 2015
ClassCaptain:
One final Episode left
Wow!!! Really mind blowing piece, i had referred at least 3friends plux my gf join, to come and have a filled day with this masterpiece. It's has indeed worth the while.. More ink to your pen. Get your self a "blogging site" like "Naijasinglegirl" and make available all your past and present works.. Small change will start coming. With a good traffic, konga and jumia go dey advertize for ya small world.

Once again, bigups! I love romantic fictions..
Micronut hails.
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EducationRe: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by micronut(m): 1:53pm On Oct 19, 2015
UniosunGuy:
Many congrats to him !!
thanks!

I want to believe, this is purely Pre-degree list...... seems all those admitted are Ex-predite.
EducationRe: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by micronut(m): 1:48pm On Oct 19, 2015
Jamb website was updated! My bro was admitted, though an ex predite.

EducationRe: ABU: The Biggest University In Nigeria by micronut(m): 8:07pm On Oct 18, 2015
Covis1991:
How old are this University ?
"these Universities"! ABU and OAU are 53 while Unilorin is celebrating 40th Anniversary this week. And why did u ask?
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by micronut(m): 1:48am On Oct 18, 2015
Una dey here still dey expect op to update, when the guy don they snore already. OP you no do well oooo, this kind yeye sleep wey u dey sleep so... if dem born u well, no come finish wetin u start early mo mo....

Wen i don dey plan to hire you to come and fool yourself for me and my family. Redeem your image first thing tmrw morning by pasting that fucking tori... Tell me the end of ichinbong abeg!
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CelebritiesRe: Could She Be The Most Beautiful Nigerian Actress? by micronut(m): 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2015
Genny baby! You dey there... But how we go do your Atiku and Ejanla runs now?
EducationRe: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by micronut(m): 3:28pm On Oct 16, 2015
africanqueeny:
Please what are the likely question,they will ask in the Uniosun ijmb interview...someone should answer me urgently. And when is it closing....help a 6*
Don't do IJMB, rather take pd form. It's lot safer. A-LEVEL no be joke ooo, more so... UNIOSUN IJMB is not encouraging... Bulk of those who did it last year failed woefully. Abo oro!
PoliticsSee The International Women Development Centre Being Built By Gov. Ayo Fayose by micronut(op):
Sunshine Anifowose wrote "This is the International Women Development Centre being built by Gov. Fayose in honor of Fayemi's late Deputy, Funmi Olayinka. When this project started, the APC described it as an attempt to descratate the tomb of Moremi".

Today, it's a pride of all even when yet to be completed.
GOD BLESS EKITI!! The Fountain of Knowledge and Land of Honour (Ule Uyi, Ile eye).

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NYSCRe: Kwara State Batch A, Let's Meet Here by micronut(m): 7:22am On Oct 14, 2015
Good Morning Harmony Corpers, how is Kwara state treating you? Fine i guess. I also served here, 2yrs ago KW/13B/0370. Now a Masters student of Unilorin. Incase any one is interested in acquiring good and affordable laptop computers. I have newly imported UK USED mini laptops, delivered by UPS. They almost like brand new that they sell at 55. Good battery life.

The specs:
Acer Aspire One

Intel Atom N270 Processor (1.6ghz) Processor

250gb hard drive 

2GB DDR2 Ram

10.1" Diagonal WSVGA Anti-glare wide screen display

Intel Graphic Media Accelerator

WebCam

802.11 b/g WLAN

5 in 1 Digital Media Reader
HDMI Port

Very Powerful Li on Battery

4hrs to 6hrs battery life.

PRICE: 35K (I could be located at Muslim Corpers Lodge, GRA ILORIN) or Contact Lateef on 07063789912.

Thanks.

NYSCRe: NYSC Batch C 2014 Kwara Corpers, Meet Here!!! by micronut(m): 7:08am On Oct 14, 2015
Good Morning great Harmony Corpers, thank god for your successful service year. Also served at Kwara state college of Education, Ilorin. (2013-2014). Now a Masters student of Unilorin. Wishing u guyz favour oooo........ Incase, anyone is interested in buying laptops before leaving service. I have newly Imported UK used Laptops, delivered by UPS.

This the specs:

Acer Aspire One

Intel Atom N270 Processor (1.6ghz) Processor

250gb hard drive 

2GB DDR2 Ram

10.1" Diagonal WSVGA Anti-glare wide screen display

Intel Graphic Media Accelerator

WebCam

802.11 b/g WLAN

5 in 1 Digital Media Reader
HDMI Port

Very Powerful Li on Battery

4hrs to 6hrs battery life.

PRICE:35K (AVAILABLE AT MUSLIM CORPERS LODGE GRA ILORIN) or Contact Lateef on 07063789912.

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