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modsfucker:
Ohhh so now you're using a Nigerian statistic to make Judgement abi?

It's alright, Kano is the most populous state in Nigeria, I know you'd say it's a lie.

Have it your way sir. Bayero University is the best in Nigeria.
Happy weekend

modsfucker:
If you dare go to Bayero University, you won't be able to graduate with a 2:2......

Lol... It is well. Na xo Bayero University hard reach.

Jacobx007:
I once had a friend from SOUTH EAST who spent seven years reading accounting in ABU Zaria. He barely managed to graduate. If u had said SOUTH WEST I would have agreed. What do you frm south east know how to do apart frm selling spare parts and building materials? And drugs development all over the world

Lmao

modsfucker:
Lolzz... You don't know BUK? It isn't a surprise cos you guys don't know anywhere apart from your environment.

Funny you, he was being sarcastic there. We know Bayero University in the west, but you know it's not near top notch in Nigeria. I know you'll still argue though!

Sierusvirus:
Bro, I had in mind to clear the word BROKE as regards to male and female but decided to read through before seeing your post.
Assessing a male and female, who are broke. Both are broke unless acquired inheritance but let's assess after University, using the population, we have more of females than Males at ratio 10:1.
If one guy is broke that means 10 females are into poverty broke condition, if 10,000 guys are broke means 100,000 girls .
Shocked hearing broke girls saying they can't date a broke guy. [b]That guy referred to as broke are more buoyant than them ooo[b]. I just observed that they like talking to get attention which is in their nature.....
Before you call somebody broke, do assess yourself very well to know if you are better ( Not sleeping around with man to get money but earning your money for working or handwork) then you can speak, apart from that, put yourself or house in order

True....

pweetiedee:
I'm sure she didn't do anything. That was how my friends bf left her saying she had no hips!

I'm serious, I was just laughing when she told me.

Some guys are actually lame.

It is well

pocohantas:
The things you should have in mind when dating a broke guy is...

You're not doing him a favour...That he is broke doesn't make him a less human or privileged to have you. That you're with him means there is something you prioritised above finance, something that appeals to you. So, you're not as 'nice' as you think. The way you're singing how your friend didn't collect money, so?

With money or education comes a change in taste and perception ... This one makes me believe your story. When you have money, you begin to wonder how somethings and people appealed to you. That's the truth. I know a man who gave his wife money to bleach when he became rich...

Humans are selfish...The average human would step on toes to satisfy himself, that includes when choosing a partner. With money, comes more choices...don't be surprised if he puts his long term happiness over your supposed loyalty.

Some of you spend so much time encouraging and developing him than yourselves ... You are always praying and encouraging him, when do you make out time to pray and encourage yourself? Remember with money comes change in taste. When he hammers and becomes digital, you're still analog... You didn't develop yourself in anyway, probably waiting for him to get rich, so una fit enjoy. His innate human selfishness might begin to manifest.

You're not indispensable ...Some women think because they supported a guy in whatever way they think, he owes them his life. Yes, one good turn deserves another...but don't rub it in his face.

Always help because you wanna help...not always because you want something in return...being marriage. It's only human you thing longterm, life thinks different sometimes.

Didn't regret following you... Nice

speezyWears:
Nice one,

Picked yourself up after realizing the discriminatory tendencies that the labour market has towards HND holders,

You are dogged and you extrude confidence,

May your first class translate to speedy employment in the blue chips,

May you not end up hustling for contract jobs in banks or secondary schools as an Intro tech teacher
God bless you bro.

Amen o

robay:
bros I lie?

I actually tot of myself when I saw it. Lol

robay:
Una dey crazy nonsense

Lol U want to kill me with laff with this your signature....

owaeghianye:
This people are still one low budget greedy asss moda fuckerss
Imagine 1200 for 1.5gigg
When i can get 1.5gig with 1000 on airtel Or 3gig for 1500 naira on airtel
The only people who can even think whether to use this 9mobile are Glo subscribers because glo here in Benin City is slower than injured snail
In fact you will give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo

Lwkmd

Duru009:
Thank you lord. I will be doing my Ph.D in Covenant University next year 2018!!

Why not travel abroad sir....

vicfuntop:
When I was in secondary then, 70% of my classmates had their minds in private universities. The other 22%, had theirs in Europe. Us the remaining 8% were the ones going to federal schools. Me then, would tell them that employers usually favor graduates with a federal degree than those with a private degree. Mehn that was high level of hating. So I can definitely identify a hateful comment. Though I went to Bells sha.

, Lol funny you....

SoldierBoy1:
not so true Bro... I'm a student in one of these schools and I know a lot of bright minds who their parents just don't want them to go through the hardship they went through while in school.... I tell u a very good environment helps most private University students... No strike, lecturers are compelled to come to class, very good accommodation and so on. I tell you if government's universities can adopt these things the same thing would also be happening because there are a lot of bright minds also in government universities just that they are subjected to the wrong conditions. Though I would also acknowledge some private schools are bad eggs dragging others collectively into the mud.

Much respect for this.

SPEEDEPITOME:
Op, there are different cases involved here.
Introverts are not necessarily quiet, they just mostly have issues keeping friends.
You can be an extrovert and be shy.
Lack of self confidence is not the same thing as being introverted and vice versa.
No, it doesn't take self confidence to hang out with people.
You might be an introvert and still be outspoken and have self confidence.
And hey, being introverted doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour.

You are right there..

MisterKings:
Lol. I am not the one speaking.

malificent:
I've been called a snob countless times. I'm not. If you Hail Me I'll Hail you back. I'm not clingy. I respect people's privacy so I expect them to respect mine. Most people that finally get close to me confess they don't know I even talk. I'm just too reserved. And the demons I fight, I don't want the whole world to know about. Sometimes I get too lonely or I'm bored out of my wits. But it's the life I've chosen for myself and it's quite peaceful.

I rearely get bored though, can stay indoors for a month without getting bored.

MisterKings:
Wow and u are an introvert?

Yea

MisterKings:
Wow and u are an introvert?

Yea

MisterKings:
Introverts are mostly people from the water zodiac signs.

Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio

Also the earth zodiacs get that too

Taurus
Capricorn
And virgo

So those of you beating up yourselves should let it be. This is who you are. Someone within ur sign will find and love you just the way you are

I'm a Sag o

Cleopatra4:
I find it difficult to make friends...
When I do I just snub them just like that.
People think say I get pride but Na lie I'm one of the most simple person on earth.
Just the introvert thing

Exactly....

wins18:
lol, we are just being programmed differently by our creator, we are nice people to be with though, just that people don't understand us, sometimes they mistake our silence mood to keeping malice or...something. some people say we are weird, maybe they are right though.

They mistake it for PRIDE o

SaintXto:
Can i be admitted in Uni to study COMPUTER SCIENCE with this result?
ECONOMICS B3
GEOGRAPHY F9
CIVIC EDUCATION B3
TOURISM F9
ENGLISH LANGUAGE C4
GENERAL MATHEMATICS B2
BIOLOGY C6
CHEMISTRY B3
PHYSICS C4

Big YES

goingape1:
Preek matter no get ending!

telling a girl (black girl particular) your feeling is like telling her to ride on to your emotion.

tell a woman that she is worthless and you will be a king among multitude of women!

I wonder why !....

Flashh:
I am the guy, I have gathered the courage. Now, I love Innana.

You didn't get the spelling of her moniker correctly sef. Inanna RUN.........

Qyubee:
Introverted folks like me v ds kind of experience plenty....i didn't waste tym with my wife tho...dropped it like it's hot

That's it o.

united4men:
as long as it is not in Nigeria or constructed by a Nigerian company, I'll walk on it majestically

Exactly...

Freeman59:
Nice but doesn't look solid. No supports apart from the iron ropes. Structure can fail anytime

It's not likely to fail.

First I'll like to appreciate everyone for their meaningful contribution to this thread. God bless you all mightily. I took OmaniPadmeHum's advice to stick to ISPON certifications at the start as a newbie. I took a stroll to the Oyo State ISPON secretariat yesterday, I met with the receptionist and the state chair-woman. I found out the following;

#As a graduate (B.Sc/ HND), one will start with General HSE (Cost N45,000 + Form N 2,000 = N47,000) which will last for 5days (9am -5pm daily). Exam will follow on the fifth day. ND holders maybe asked to start with HSE 1, 2 (Can't say cos I didn't bother to ask).

#After General HSE, one can follow it up with HSE 3 (Cost N25,000 + Form N 2,000 = N27,000) which will last for 4days (9am -5pm daily). Exam will follow on the fourth day. (The form for General HSE is different from the form for HSE 3, as the certificates are different).


FOR THOSE ON THIS THREAD WHO WANTS TO KNOW IF TAKING THE BASIC HSE CERTIFICATIONS FROM OTHER TRAINING CENTERS IS OKAY/RECOGNIZED
According to the receptionist, she said it has become compulsory for those employed in HSE oriented fields to register with ISPON no matter how far they've gone with certifications. To become a registered member, they require you to have their General HSE and HSE 3 certificates. All this Basic HSE 1, 2,3 being advertised all over the place won't do one any good because they won't accept it if one is to become a member of the institute. UK HSE offered by novelle centre is good cos of it's affiliation to BISO but what's the use if ISPON will still tell me to apply for their own basic HSE courses if i'm to become a member? We all know the answer. The lady showed me a form of a guy who just applied for membership, she said the ONLY reason they accepted he's application was because of the NEBOSH certificate he attached to it, but not the HSE 1, 2, 3 he did somewhere else. That may not be the case for other states though i.e. they may not accept a NEBOSH certificate as they did for the guy.

With General HSE and HSE 3 one can become a member, get a job with God's favour and grace; then one can continue to climb the ladder just as many has advised on this thread.

For the registration to become a member, it costs N40,000 as at yesterday (that's the price in OYO SATE don't know of other states).

Other information are available in the attached pictures.
God bless you all.

cc: OmaniPadmeHum, Rhyah, ritzycul, Sirhethat12, lieutAliyu, emmanuelpopson, cruzydal, macolyns

hustleranthem:
Who needs nebosh 1&2 materials should drop their emails so I forward it..

aolawalemic@gmail.com

Sirhethat12:
My dear, difference of two squares is applicable only if the numbers are different. not same number as the OP used. you can't use difference of two squares for 10 square minus 10 square

Are you a Ladokite?..