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Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by micynute94(m): 11:24am On Jan 03, 2019
Micynute94:

NEW YEAR BONANZA!

Fiverr Review @ Affordable Rate; #2300 per $5 gig.

Whatsapp: 0814-840-three four four four

P.S: Ensure you have a good rating b4 msgin me o.

Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by micynute94(m): 10:57am On Jan 03, 2019
Micynute94:

NEW YEAR BONANZA!

Fiverr Review @ Affordable Rate; #2250 per $5 gig.

Whatsapp: 0814-840-three four four four

P.S: Ensure you have a good rating b4 msgin me o.


Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by micynute94(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2018
IDEALCASH:
check your inbox

Seen,
Thanks a lot boss
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by micynute94(m): 1:31pm On Oct 19, 2018
Need the sales letter too.. Would appreciate it if someone can send it to me via l/a/m/m/i/c/s/0/0/1/@g/m/a/i/l././c/o/m.

Cc: haykay2005, iykepromotions.com, idealcash, treasure28
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by micynute94(m): 5:12am On Oct 19, 2018
Grupo:


That thread about getting a car is just what he wants o use to increase his credibility. He is not really out to buy a car. You know, when his victim visits his profile and sees that he wants to get a car, the victim would think, "hey, he must be legit guy". It's all a trick.

Since I was scammed sometime around March this, I have studied all their tactics. And I'll always do everything possible to foil all their attempts.

Wish I could send you a cold whatever it is that you drink. smiley You're on point about the tactics these scammers use. Some months ago, I was contacted by one of them and I decided to check his profile. Everything was too good to be true. He was active in Business section - Football thread, literature section, romance etc.

As a copywriter, I've learnt a few things about projecting the image you want your audience to see. These scammers are good. Very good. lipsrsealed

... His whatsapp profile was nice. It was a whatsapp business account that has a lovely picture of a Nigeria couple with their baby (I guess) as his dp. All these actions .... in an attempt to make you feel safe and make you think they're legit.

I was curious about this moniker and I ran his name and number through Truetalk and Nairaland. Yup, your guess is as good as mine. I got a hit: He is a bloody scammer. I believe they have various monikers on NL.


... They're like Hydra.

Cut one head off (once you catch on to a moniker they use) and another head grow in its place. These ppl ain't short of monikers (head). angry

We need to work on making sure these ppl pay... I'm all for making them suffer if we can find out a way... It's high time we took the fight to them rather than wallow in pain, fear and uncertainty.

Anyone with a good suggestion... angry angry

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Literature / Re: Beneath My Heart by micynute94(m): 3:41pm On Oct 14, 2018
@Sokobodo..
U r good... Darn good.. Been a while I've felt this kinda good reading a NL story.. I only feel this way when I read novels by my fav.. authors e.g., Jim Butcher, Steve Rollins.. etc..


Always anticipating ur next update.. Really wanna say thank you..
Literature / Re: Price of heartbreak (CLUELESS) by micynute94(m): 3:14pm On Oct 14, 2018
@ Silver1996.

A nice story you've got there.. Thanks for sharing it with us..

Can I make a suggestion.... ? Thank you..

Can you find another word for "blared out"? You use that word a lot... Try to spice things up using other words(synonyms)... D same goes for "exhales"... Over repetition of those words kinda detracts from punch ur story is carrying....

Can you also resort to using simple grammars that z easy to understand? .. Words that make your content flows better...

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by micynute94(m): 6:37pm On Oct 04, 2018
awoofawoo:


Thought I was the only one experiencing sell drought.....Fiverr dry gan these days......

Its everywhere and this period is supposed to be a time with lot of orders... Quite the contrary sha.. It z well..
Literature / Re: Sokodobo Wins October 5K Awards by micynute94(m): 2:02pm On Oct 04, 2018
Sokobodo
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by micynute94(m): 3:55pm On Oct 01, 2018
I think the best thing to do is to ensure you reduce the people you work for.. Increase your rate to filter those ppl that are ready to give you bad reviews... Some ppl are just born sadist.. Trust me..


The rest... Work your asss out to satisfy them... Dont just work for them.. Build a relationship.. U sabi how una dey toast gal... Ehnn... Toast ur client like that..


And how do u do that?? With great content, contribution and respect for their time..

Noff said...

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by micynute94(m): 6:23pm On Sep 13, 2018
micynute94:

$100 GnS Paypal funds (totally legit) for sale... smiley smiley smiley
Scammer, you can try your luck too o grin grin grin.. Make we add your name to the list angry angry angry

Science/Technology / Re: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by micynute94(m): 7:25am On Aug 29, 2018
Kampack:


Let me be honest with you, with that amount it's most unlikely. I will explain in details:

1. A laptop to serve you 12hours; the average laptop is rated 65watts. Hence for 12hours, you have 65watts X 12hours = 780watthours
2. I will not accept your excuse of not needing anything else because that's what most people say, but it's not practical. Would you keep using your laptop in darkness or continue sweating while browsing on your laptop? NO! At least a fan and one 5watt bulb will do you some good, so I will factor that in:
Small rechargeable fan of 20watt X 10hours (enjoy your sleep and browsing grin) = 200watthours
Just one 5watt bulb X 5hours (7pm -12 mid night, you can switch it off before going to bed) = 25watthours

N.B you can see that your laptop is consuming the most energy!

TOTAL = 1005watthours

Now the required battery size is = 83.75Ah (i.e. 1005 divided by 12volts)

I will recommend at least 100AH for you to enjoy this set-up (if you can afford 150Ah better!)

3. Minimum capacity of Inverter needed = 65watt + 20watt + 5watt = 85watt (I will recommend you get a 150watt inverter. They are not expensive! you can get one for N5k)

4. You need a charger. However, I must warn that there are many fake and unreliable chargers around town. Even the souer or whatever they call it is crap! Again, if you must use a charger, the frustration of waiting for PHCN to supply light before you charge is annoying. What if excuses of ..."hey! our transformer don blow!" or NEPA do cut our compound light and carry wire go" comes up, you'll go nuts with anger!. I will rather advise you get a solar panel and let nature supply you free power! I have been enjoying it for more than 2years and counting now. Infact, the reliability no be here o! With a 200watt solar panel, you'll say goodbye to power failure!

So, what's the total cost here? Let's do the simple arithmetic

1. 100Ah Battery (most important gadget here) = N50k (brand new battery - I will recommend Full river brand)
2. 150watt Inverter = N5k
3. 200watt Solar panel =N30k
4. Coper Wires = N2K
5. Sellotapes = N200
6. Charger = 10K

TOTAL = N97,200.

The problem now is that your budget is short by over 47K
So wetin man go do?

Simple, get only solar panel and a LiFe Battery power pack (I can arrange 100Ah LiFe powerpack for you with 40k, while you get yourself a solar panel). However I know of a guy who sells used solar panels. He informed me last week that he has about 4 left. I was trying to get them for someone else, but if you don't mind, I can give you his contact and you call him to negotiate for a 250watt which he said costs about 18k-20K) So, with roughly, 58k, you can get your set-up! using this alternative. No need for charger, although the power pack comes with a charger, but since you are buying solar panel, you wont be needing it! cheesy


I'm almost ready to get this setup.. What I don't understand is after getting your battery (40k) and solar panel (18k, if its still available), won't I need an inverter for the battery cos it's not added to d price? For the solar, wont i need to get a charger for that also except the one you made mentioned of is still available?

Pls, I need to know d actual cost of getting this setup and running it effectively, so I can factor in the cost and make allowance for it before next week (for purchase)

I'm "sensing" I will need other stuff to make this work.. You're d pro here.. Your feedback is highly important and appreciated..

If I'm to run the setup without solar, what's d total cost and if I'm running it with solar, what's d cost also?
Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by micynute94(m): 5:14am On Aug 12, 2018
youngzubi
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by micynute94(m): 2:54pm On Aug 11, 2018
Youngzubi:
Episode.......30


please take one minute to vote youngzubi for the literature award click on the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237


mission possible
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I look back as i sight Stevo well positioned,him focus on the camera wey dey ontop the sniper with one eye closed then the other eye open"good @stevo i whisper enter the Bluetooth"

"yes boss"..he yan


"spata!"


"yes boss"


"first thing u go do once the atmosphere don clear nah to blow that security door wey lead inside the bank.....i yan


"noted"....he yan



"erotic!"

"yes!"...


"coordinate everybody wey dey that ATM machine,i know say all of dem go begin run once we enter,so make sure u treat their fuckup,if anybody disregard blow him head off!,no time to check time!


"ok boss!....



with dat,me,spata,erotic and sentino begin waka near the bank,one security guy wey sidon for plastic chair,him keep ak 47 ontop him laps as him dey poff cigarette

he jab up instantly him eye jam us in a swift motion he position his gun as him begin scatter bullet for our body tatatatatatata!!!!!!!!!


after him don waste bullet finish nahim come stop,but watin him expect nobi watin him see as all of us just stand dey look am like say nah toy gun him use dey shoot us,he look left,look right as him pick race


"Stevo clear him"....i yan i never finish sef as the guy head scatter!

"good job!"


like shield for WWE wrestling,we match forward scatter their gate then bounce inside as people wey full for ATM stand scatter

four security men surface instantly,like say dem don do the practical within a second dem circle us as we stand for their middle

"Stevo!"


"sir"

"hold ya fire"

"eh!"


"just hold am,i won observe something"...i yan enter the Bluetooth onto say i never want make him shoot any of dem



i watch as their oga,him go be around 50yrs old with bar head like grinding stone,him beards don over grow as the thing no gree peson see him mouth,tall,dark as him two eyes enter inside,him light cigarette begin smoke as him step out

"una don enter lions den today,just begin ya last prayer,2mins remain before i go send una go heaven....he yan


"rubbish,i hiss"Stevo! clear dem!"


from no wia bullet begin hit dem,the man turn only to see him boys full ground as their brain scatter every wia


"my guys separate immediately as each of dem go begin do as i already instruct dem


the man turn as him sight only me standing for him front,he comot dagger from him pocket,he rush me as he force the knife enter my belle,he comot am then repeat am again for seven times but nothing do me,blood no even dey the knife sef,the man shift back as bullet from no wia scatter him head

"correct!".....i hail Stevo


"nah my duty!"...he yan




i look the atm side as i sight everybody laying down flat facing the floor with erotic pointing gun for their head"keep ya eyes on dem erotic,i yan

"ok boss"erotic whisper enter Bluetooth



i begin waka enter inside the bank,spata don already blow their security door as him and sentino don dey operate inside


as enter nahim i see as everybody lay down flat for ground,dem plenty,even the bank workers and people wey come deposit money

"wia the manager!!!..i shout

"boss come hear watin this goat dey yan o!....sentino yan



i move go meet him wia him stand hold one lady with pistol wey him point for her head


"watin??....i yan as i near dem


"i bin dey ask dem to provide their manager since but she just dey talk rubbish.....sentino yan


madam wia una manager?....i shout


please believe me,he didnt come to work today,he actually went on trip to dubia yesterday....she yan with her leg shaking


who be him assistance??....i yan


"i sir!.....she yan


"good,wia una vault dey....i yan

em! sir its only the manager that have access to it....she yan,the thing vex me die,i for shoot her but onto say she fit be the only peson wey go sabi open their vault nahim i cool down,i waka go drag one young cashier up


now look me i shout ontop the lady head,as she look my side


i tear the young guy one hot slap,as the thing carry him head go jam for wall,i waka go drag him up again"open ya mouth i shout

the guy open mouth as i put my pistol inside him mouth pooaa!!! i release bullet inside him mouth as blood scatter ontop their desk,the guy use back land on the floor,as the woman scream ahhhhhh!!!



shut up!!!!!...i shout


now u don see say we mean business,nobi film we come act hia,so wia una vault dey for the last time!!...i shout


i dont know!!!!...the woman shout with her lips shaking maybe na fear,but she still dey prove strong head


my eye red instantly as i rush the woman piam! i kick her leg comot from ground as she do back flit go jam head for table,i rush her again as i use my small knife tear her clothes off,i just have to wicked the lady becos time don dey go anything fit happen

i naked the lady as i waka go meet one guy wey lay down for floor,i comot him belt,then waka go meet the woman


lay down flat onto that table, i shout!,she still dey prepare to carry out the order,but watin dey give her moral wey she just dey do like say she get spare life for house


with vex i begin wipe the ego comot for her body till she begin beg


blood begin rush out from her nose,mouth as she lay down for ground dey point some wia


"hello boss!....simple yan enter the Bluetooth



"watin!".....i reply


"i just sight one fat man now, him wear suit,him follow back of the bank tear race enter one bullet proof moto as dem speed off,with my observation na their manager be that.......simple yan



"shiitt!!"....i shout as i waka go drag the lady up,she direct me enter one room like dat

remove that AC on the wall she yan

i tear one better blow ontop the AC as everything scatter,something like glass come dey for the wall as the AC scatter finish


she stagger go there then begin draw something like pattern for the glass like magic the wall shift go one side as one big iron surface,for the body e carry botton wey dem write 123 to 9 and 0 then one big botton wey dem write enter

she press 18 digits then press enter botton as the iron open,money just full every wia,well arranged in bundles


"simple i yan enter the Bluetooth"


"yes boss"....he yan


"drive the lexus inside".....i yan


"ok boss".he yan


"Stevo!"...i whisper


"sir!"...he yan


"keep at alert,simple don comot, blow anybody wey surface at all!,make sure nobody enter inside the bank...i yan

"noted boss"...he yan



"within few seconds simple rush inside with two 1000kg bag,sharp sharp we load the bags with money as spata,simple and sentino drag am outside enter the lexus


i look the lady,i for no shoot her but for the fact she lie give me come delay me join,i place the pistol ontop her head as i blow her skull"never tamper with a man wey hold gun,always put ya life and survival first gawd punish you! i yan as bounce outside

erotical!!! go enter moto i shout as him leave those people wey dey lay down for atm stand go enter moto



i waka go meet dem as i sight soldier truck with 8 soldier dead body for ground,i look Stevo as him smile do thump up"good job bro i yan as we shuk head enter moto,we release bullet for sky as we zoom off


our moto increase speed immediately we burst out for express,we begin drive roughly as some moto begin park oneside for us to drive pass

25mins later we sight two soldier amurd truck chasing us

i yan spata say make him change direction since nah dem carry the money,while i continue driving straight with golden dragon so that dem no go chase spata

40mins of long chase dem begin fire bullet for our moto but e just useless becos our moto nah bullet proof we sef nah bullet proof

still running from one street to another with those soldiers,1:23mins later i receive call from spata say dem don reach house,then i stop our moto for road yan Stevo say make dem drive dey go house as i stand for middle of the road with two explosive for my hand,golden dragon zoom off leaving white smoke everywhere


i don already calculate my moves,since their truck dey high i go fit pass under freely


their truck begin surface with great speed as their full light nor gree me see well,so i use my hand to shed my face as dem begin shoot me from different direction,bullet just dey tear my body like rain,i begin wonder the kind blood and mark wey go dey that tree body by now


the truck driver notice say those bullet no do me anything, as i expect him,nah watin i know say him go won do,he increase him speed with aim to jam me,i smile as i prepare for action

the truck near me just small make him jam me nahim i dive enter under the truck,sharpaly i magnet one explosive under the truck as the heat of the engine won suffocate me,i still lai down flat for ground waiting for the second truck, the idiot driver won use him tyer smash my head as him sight me laying down for ground but i quickly shift as the truck speed pass, since i nor fit put the second explosive under the truck,i quickly throw am enter inside the truck as the soldiers wey dey inside throw am back for me omo i tear race i no know say moto dey come with speed for my back just for me to turn nahim the moto hit me gboooooo!!!!,i land inside gutter as i quick press the explosion botton gbooaaaa !!!! the first truck catch fire as human parts begin fly enter different direction

the moto wey jam me still dey try reverse,i quickly rush the driver as i drag him outside,without wasting time i enter the moto reverse and zoom off festac straight,nah wen i don enter road dey tear better speed as fresh air begin cool my body,i look the passenger sit as my eyes jam one beautiful babe wey sidon jeje for passenger front seat

"what!!! ,....i shout


"please!! dont kill me!!!.....she scream

to be continued.....


click on the link to vote youngzubi for the literature award thank you jah bless!

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237

Into d minds of hustler turned thieves.. like d way u gave us an insight into what motivates them, their way of thinking - the " US" vs "them" mentality and the survival spirit. .

U r good.. Thanks for the story. Do keep it up
Science/Technology / Re: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by micynute94(m): 7:23pm On Aug 08, 2018
Kampack:


Let me be honest with you, with that amount it's most unlikely. I will explain in details:

1. A laptop to serve you 12hours; the average laptop is rated 65watts. Hence for 12hours, you have 65watts X 12hours = 780watthours
2. I will not accept your excuse of not needing anything else because that's what most people say, but it's not practical. Would you keep using your laptop in darkness or continue sweating while browsing on your laptop? NO! At least a fan and one 5watt bulb will do you some good, so I will factor that in:
Small rechargeable fan of 20watt X 10hours (enjoy your sleep and browsing grin) = 200watthours
Just one 5watt bulb X 5hours (7pm -12 mid night, you can switch it off before going to bed) = 25watthours

N.B you can see that your laptop is consuming the most energy!

TOTAL = 1005watthours

Now the required battery size is = 83.75Ah (i.e. 1005 divided by 12volts)

I will recommend at least 100AH for you to enjoy this set-up (if you can afford 150Ah better!)

3. Minimum capacity of Inverter needed = 65watt + 20watt + 5watt = 85watt (I will recommend you get a 150watt inverter. They are not expensive! you can get one for N5k)

4. You need a charger. However, I must warn that there are many fake and unreliable chargers around town. Even the souer or whatever they call it is crap! Again, if you must use a charger, the frustration of waiting for PHCN to supply light before you charge is annoying. What if excuses of ..."hey! our transformer don blow!" or NEPA do cut our compound light and carry wire go" comes up, you'll go nuts with anger!. I will rather advise you get a solar panel and let nature supply you free power! I have been enjoying it for more than 2years and counting now. Infact, the reliability no be here o! With a 200watt solar panel, you'll say goodbye to power failure!

So, what's the total cost here? Let's do the simple arithmetic

1. 100Ah Battery (most important gadget here) = N50k (brand new battery - I will recommend Full river brand)
2. 150watt Inverter = N5k
3. 200watt Solar panel =N30k
4. Coper Wires = N2K
5. Sellotapes = N200
6. Charger = 10K

TOTAL = N97,200.

The problem now is that your budget is short by over 47K
So wetin man go do?

Simple, get only solar panel and a LiFe Battery power pack (I can arrange 100Ah LiFe powerpack for you with 40k, while you get yourself a solar panel). However I know of a guy who sells used solar panels. He informed me last week that he has about 4 left. I was trying to get them for someone else, but if you don't mind, I can give you his contact and you call him to negotiate for a 250watt which he said costs about 18k-20K) So, with roughly, 58k, you can get your set-up! using this alternative. No need for charger, although the power pack comes with a charger, but since you are buying solar panel, you wont be needing it! cheesy

Thanks a lot for the analysis.
As in.. u blew me away with ur analysis.. grin

Although I have enough rechargeable lamps with 5v charging outlets grin which my power bank will supply happily.. grin

I'm really interested in ur setup.....Only iahh is It would be by d end of the month for me to send over d money. If you can keep them for me till then.. Will appreciate..
Can I have your number so I can communicate with you personally ?

I'm really interested in it and maybe we can work something out before the end of the month.

Thank you.
Science/Technology / Re: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by micynute94(m): 7:42am On Aug 08, 2018
Kampack:


what's your budget?

30 - 50k.
I'm more interested in the quality of the set up.. Don't want something that will keep giving me problem like my generator.

I'm honestly tired of buying extra batteries for my laptop or buying spare parts for generator.. grin

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