₦airaland Forum

Yeah, thnx Donzman ; I'd better because it seems we are on different planes.

i'm surprised this thread is deserted. why ?? Where are all the marriage counsellors of Nairaland ?

Why would it take ten minutes to understand a one liner ?

Genial:
Manchester, huh? At the University?

Love life in N/L, interesting
There isn't anything much to do with a broken heart just like a broken rib,(it will heal up by itself with time )you can't put it in plaster cast.
Just use some painkillers to reduce the hurt you feel. I'll prescribe getting yourself much more occupied, busy. . . you won't even have the time to think about him.
next beware of heart breakers tho.

@genial. . . Quik wiv ma mind Am i missing smthg ?

quick wiv wot ? @Genial

I don't even wanna think about it. I guess i'll just faint, cuz i trust my man so so much.

Manchester yeah
@ university Nope

@ muki must be really strong not to have been crushed with all the crushes from left right and centre. All N/L blokes are crushing her. Hope she won't get too battered and bruised oh

What is it tht you're thinking ? I guess its some nutty tots. Lets hear it out though, you might be right you know.

@odada, santa fell and broke a leg in the snow just as he was coming out of my neighbour's.

I had to work on xmas day, (wot a shame)

Nevermind @odada, i knew you didn't get it to be an irony

Though I couldn't help but wonder if anyone can have a million dates, even the record breaker King solomon(in the bible ) didn't do a million.

I had a rather boring xmas, but not to worry, would make up for it in new year.

true talk o, thorough scrutiny is needed to be sure batterring and bruising isn't in the package. Remember you are buying in the dark. ( Until you take your purchase home, you can't be too sure ). I'll advise you make sure it is returnable and refundable within 28 days of purchase. Good luck, Radiant

@odada
Language !

A million invisible ones and only one great guy, who's my heartthrob.
Hope that has satisfied your curiosity, huh ?
Hope you had a good xmas.

i can see you're both enjoying the battering and bruising, more grease to your elbows

Will someone tell goodguy and david to give over this chicken fight !!! Atleast wait til xmas and newyr is over before you go on batterring and bruising yourselves ( if only you'd do it physically and leave the fight talks to girls

hmmm, i tot the chicken fight was over. .

osegwu:
I don't eat fish. It is against Animal right.
Them fish has not done anything to us, so why kill
them?

So you better stop killing and eating fish and
concentrate on them chicken

still me

It's not so bad to eat fish, but them poor chickens, aw, how i feel for them in the hands of osegwu. They will be battered and bruised beyond recognition.

Radiant:
Mide, I can see you ate too much chicken today huh?

i didn't eat chicken oh, It's against animal rights. I ate fish instead.

osegwu:
My sweet loving Radiant i ate a lot of chicken too
but kept some parts specially for you.
When will you come to pick them up?

Still me

Why don't you leave them poor little chickens alone, How would you like to be a chicken ? huh ?

I have a close male friend like that, but there was no feeling other than being good friends, he got himself a girlriend and that didnt get at me one bit, we go out in party when we can, talk on phone for hours when his sweethrt isnt there, cause she'll be wanting his attention. And i even tease him about it, like hope wifey/sweet sixteen (like he calls her) no dey want you. And he'll reply, with smthg like, It's too early for that, we only do it at night or smthg like tht.
But when i met my hearthrob, i was the guilty one cause i literally fashied him, can spend all the time with my man, but i still talk to him on phone and see him when we both can. But honestly we are still best of friends.

forgetting to look in the mirror before going outta the house.

What i can take and make do with is different from what even my twin sister would stick with. I might prefer my hubby to lash out at me with his fist rather than with infidelity or emotional torture and others would  rather stick with him going out with his office secretary than raising a finger at them.
But like the common saying, NEVER SAY NEVER, until you are in the reality show, me think, you can't be sure what your reaction would be. And there are different factors to consider too.

dunno, but some inlaws can be really pathetic. Mine aren't, thank goodness.    My Mom inlaw to be is really good, she wears her feelings on her sleeves but its right out and over with. Just like she'll do to her blood daughters. I'm not too lose to thm sister inlaws tho, but sisters dont seem to be muh trouble uz they'll be in their hussy's. And he aint got no bruvs.

how many engagement rings are you suppose to have. One comes with the traditional nigerian engagement ceremony, so whr would u put the first one ? ( especially when you've had the 1st one for years) i will definitely want a brand new one for my engagement ceremony( a day or a week to the wedding)

I simply can't believe my eyes, so there are some mothers that would personally drive their daughter to her boyfriend's house to stay overnight and even buy her condoms , they may as well watch them do the tango.
For pete's sake, thats overdoing things. Ever heard of a child that bit his mother's ears off at the firing squad last minute talk.

Permission isn't yet granted to reveal their identity.