₦airaland Forum

yuzedo: Well Banana Island part of Nigeria is ok and i want to thank President Goodluck for bringing Facebook to the country.

are you kidding? how would you say Jonathan brought facebook to Nigeria?Ptseew. even the clamoured GSM AND LINES are outright achievements of Late Abacha. he suggested whole package at N5000 to investors or nothing more. only for the investors to re-in troduce it as N30,000 for lines and N25,000 for the pole -like motorola during Obasanjo` Time!!! PRESENTLY BY VIRTUE OF COM PETITION, WE`VE GONE BACK TO Abacha`s proposal: line= N200, Phone= N1,500- N4000 total is approximately less than N5k!

Maxymilliano: Kehinde Bamigbetan

Iyana Ejigbo is back in the news, no thanks to the perennial flow of the water from the overfilled burrow pit behind NEPA and the challenge of completing the excavated trench between Iyana Ejigbo and the natural destination, Egbé Stream. The overfilled burrow pit is mainly due to the conversion of the temporary container into dump site despite many warning. The flow to Egbé Stream has been impeded. The stagnated water after the recent downpour have dissolved the asphalt and separated materials and the binding chemicals. The result is the pothole, particularly just after Iyana Ejigbo heading towards Ikotun.

Our effort: We reasoned that we should make the water flow into the trench first so that we can stop the dissolution of the asphalt. To do that we had to break the culvert at the entrance of Kayode Powerline Street, and then use the broken rocks to fill the pothole so that at least the lane close to the media could be motorable. Second, in agreement with LASTMA, we opened a lane on the opposite carriage at peak periods.

We are happy that the permanent solution to the de-flooding is now on course because the contractor from the Ministry of Environment that will channelise the flood concretely to the Egbé stream visited on Thursday and is expected to resume work in 12 days. Our palliative effort will surely be the beginning of the end of flooding at Iyana Ejigbo. We shall keep you informed.

Bros kindly sh*t up. I'd spent my last 30yrs in Ejigbo and ur regime is d worst. You have done nothing except dramatised kidnapping. Worbish!

Uclloyd28: Jonathan Will rule till 2019! As for those clamouring for Fashola n Rochas, am from Imo, Rochas back stabbed us.

"Rochas backstab us" wu are u? When we refer to imo or "owerrians" we mean sensible ones not a cultist like u!

I've searched all sport channels on dstv I no see am. Abeg which chennel dey show am, make my gen no waste abeg

By 4pm 2day,ALL EPL teams shall play their final games of the season. This time last year, it was a battle to avoid beign relegated,this year,it's a war of Top 4! Will tottenham make top 4 as compensation for their hardwork? Will Arsenal make top 4 as usual and constant? Let's air our views.
Personally I would love tottenham to stay so that the whole of Arsenal FC can learn that beign satisfied with top 4 is not enough. They should start aiming for trophies. Your views.......

It is a ready delicacy ANYTIME I'm hungry. Soooooo dependable!

Enugu state govt just confirmned it as a rumour 20minms ago

butta: @kofsy this is NKan be , as far as am concerned the children should be the next of kin and not the wife. the bible has said it light and darkness should not cross path since your aunt choose to pitch her tenth in the devils den then her problem just began why should a christian lady marry a muslim man for Gods sake ? This is so wrong muslim people vex if una wan vex christian should marry christian and muslim should marry muslim ...

U are just a religiously maladjusted eedi*tt. Be objective in discussion and don't sound like u holy pass. Pple like you are good foundation for HELL fire.

While pondering on the recent kidnap of Ejigbo L.C.D.A chairman(ransom demanded;I heard it's 1million dollars), my thot flashed into the missing ALH AREMU GAWAT
It's almost one year (about 8wks or so remaining) that he's been whisked away without a scratch on his car: equally with other missing Nigerians. Our POT BELLIED policemen keep telling us(Retardeen learnt from them) "WE ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION" whiile pple's lives are continously endengered every minute. No SECURITY in Naija
Nigerian police are efficient in: one way,seatbelt,driver's license,tinted glass,impounding okadas,stop and search,yahoo boiz and all other stuffs that add money to their direct pocket.
When will Nigerian police learn to prioritise their reasoning? To confess: I almost gave a sure death tablet to a policeman when he asked me for antimalaria,if noth for oath sworn(I'm a medical practitioner). Shey na like this we go dey dey? Aren't soldiers better off? police irrelevance is too obvious for us all to see. I H*TE police with unreserved passion.

Chairman ejigbo L.C.D.A, in Lagos state, Hon Bamgbetan had been kidnapped by gunmen around 10pm on his way to his residence y/day.
The incident occurred amidst thunderous shooting by the gun men which obviously scared off every lining thing around before he was whisked away.
Is kidnapping now a certificate job? How come it is becoming rampant like a teacher's I.D? May God save us all oo

what u need is a practical solution. Marry another wife but be very careful not to make a wrong choice. a right choice of a second spouse will surely boost ur morale

NIGER DELTA MILITANTS=N75,000/month
BOKO HARAM=N100,000/month
NYSC=N19,500/month.
Let's choose our career path WISELY!!!

YES 1000000ce. He is the ONLY and ONLY proven anti corrupt Nigerian leader. Irrespective of what mediocre minds quote as his shortcoming(s),it's equivalent to best attitude of corruption ridden leaders we've consecutively had.

APRIL 10TH HAS BEEN FIXED FOR STRIKE.
www.freelanceglobalmedia.com/nlc-declares-one-day-strike-in-lagos-abuja/

Please a dead body is presently at oke afa isolo towards towards pako from jakande gate. The body looks fresh, no sign of assault,stab nor mob lynch. Kindly alert enviromental workers to kindly evacuate the body to avoid health complications as body starts to decompose.

See what money can do. Abati has been rebranded by politics. This is not the Abati of guardian OR of Patito's gang. Posterity will never forgive u or ur generations to come! Mod,no ban me for saying d truth oooo

but for the bad legs.......

goldfish80: Last 2 months I did My vehicle license renewal, I brifly asked τhe licensing officer what it would take to get a drivers license renewal,as mine would expire by June, he said its 6k,but because of me, he will take 5k & the card will be ready same day...it doesn't sound difficult to ♍e

That's d problem!!! D 5k own na confirmn fake!!!

It's just a country where witchaunting is the order of the day. At first most licences are either issued from frsc,local govt or even vio offices. Some crooks within splits just declared them as fake! You would have expected a warning ahead of renewals of individual licences to be at their designated approved centres. But surprisingly sponsored area boys and condemned military personnel in black and white suddenly filtered all routes in Lagos state arresting cars and declaring "suspected forged drivers licence" on drivers. Simply unfair as a lot are unaware. They'll bill you 10k and you end up paying extra 13k before they can release ur car.(Imagine 13k for license). The lagos vio are even worse off. May God punish VIO. 33k no be beans nau.

I have taken my time to observe this before spilling it. Jollof rice, fish spice and some other eatables served at ALL branches of shopreit are usually SALTY! Pls could someone tell me the reason behind it? aren`t they aware that exessive salt intake can create complications in hypertensives? Salt intake also poses more harm than good in the human system Has anyone observed SHOPRITE MEALS and AFFINITY FOR SALT?

Okija_juju: wow

is this guy PRACKING this filthy old woman! simply irritating act

DMainMan: If ordinary Realmadrid dat Arsenal wipe easily can win Barca den it is certain we wil flog bayern. I stil repeat and say this: 2013 champions league winner is Arsenal

U ARE SERIOUSLY STRESSED OUT!!!

Have you ever wondered who is the "rightful" issuer of driver`s licence? Recently i observe that if a V.I.O personnel should stop you for driver licence inspection and observed that ur licence is branded F.R.S.C, he will book you for 20grand and tow your car. likwise if F.R.S.C catch you with a non branded FRSC driver`s licence, he will bill u 5grand minimum.
My question is; why this unecessary rivalry between FRSC and VIO at the detriment of the populace? who issues ORIGINAL driver`s licence? SOMEBODY PLS HELP!!![b]Have you ever wondered who is the "rightful" issuer of driver`s licence? Recently i observe that if a V.I.O personnel should stop you for driver licence inspection and observed that ur licence is branded F.R.S.C, he will book you for 20grand and tow your car. likwise if F.R.S.C catch you with a non branded FRSC driver`s licence, he will bill u 5grand minimum.
My question is; why this unecessary rivalry between FRSC and VIO at the detriment of the populace? who issues ORIGINAL driver`s licence? SOMEBODY PLS HELP!!!

HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left-wing entourage.”


Source:
http://deadseriousness.com/dead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam/

I bought my first car at 32, a Honda Oddysey which cost 1m. 1 paid cash and i`m so much enjoying it. fortunately i have an official car so the pressure on my ride aint much.i`m contemplating giving it to my wife as soon as she can drive.

I agree wt our comments so far. B ut anoda view is that we shld always pray to God noT to be the reason or outcome of an unfortunate coincidence. Cos I'm dead sure it's not the 1millionth time dey will be sending students on errands at unlawful times. Or if teacher had sent her during break time;culd it have made any difference? Once again may God not let us be the reason or resultant of an unfortunate coincidence

O GOD, Please do not let my case be like that of arsenal FC whose death period and month is known by all and sundry,yet they constantly fail to make heaven with the right attitude(next stage).
Do not let me be a mere entertainer in my job, loved by all by pattern of assignment execution yet has NOTHING to show for it for several years. Do not let me be a hinderance to people`s success;my loyalist shouldnt leave me before they could be successful. Make me not an Arsene wenger whose END never justified his means.
Do not make me an audience amidst champions....let me be CELEBRATED not TOLERATED! This i sincerely pray for.......AMEN?

O GOD, Please do not let my case be like that of arsenal FC whose death period and month is known by all and sundry,yet they constantly fail to make heaven with the right attitude(next stage).
Do not let me be a mere entertainer in my job, loved by all by pattern of assignment execution yet has NOTHING to show for it for several years. Do not let me be a hinderance to people`s success;my loyalist shouldnt leave me before they could be successful. Make me not an Arsene wenger whose END never justified his means.
Do not make me an audience amidst champions....let me be CELEBRATED not TOLERATED! This i sincerely pray for.......AMEN?

ARE YOU SIMPLY STUPID OR OR PROUDLY IGNORANT? THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT JONATHAN AND HIS WIFE NOT FASHOLA......PLS GO BACK TO MACMILLIAN SERIES ON ENGLISH GRAMMAR,YOU SURELY NEED TO BE GRAMMATICALLY EDUCATED!
YOUR RUSTY MINDSET HAS BEEN FINETUNED TO WITCH HAUNT LAGOS STATE........STEWPID EEDIOT.

May Allah grant her freedom and expose the evildoers. Back then@ jakande,we live 2blocks apart. Uthman Family is particularly a good one. Alhaji Uthman,My friend `Bidemi and Tosin, Olohun ko ni fi `Kemi pa yin le`kun. AMIN. May Allah grant Alhaja Aljannat Firdaos.

Saheed Osupa:bankers,proffessionals and NURTW executives

What about her again? Is she a share holder of NL?wey be say if she shhit or sneeze it must enter NL gist! ThIs mods sef dey tire person e be like say mods na learner o. Tiwa dis,tiwa dat...she no too fine sef,"she's just there". Her name fine pass her wella so stop hyping her she's not fine! Shikena