Zealoy:
Hello guys I killed this huge cobra beside my house this morning. Abeg lala come n do the needful

how did u kill it pls?


I'm researching on effective ways to kill snakes.. personally I prefer using missiles like heavy stones or metals, or using long poles.. where handguns are not available

GenBuhari:
Can you do a poster for children being poisoned by generator fumes

The guy sef don deactivate,before him com sell him fone take eat due to hardship

SaiOba:
Jooor... How market ?

market cast like mayor of caster bridge

just stumbled upon this and have been convulsing with laughter
Had to show the thread to pals that were wondering at my mirth

I hate scammers...

jesmond3945:
Fuel is now 65 naira

I dey tell you

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frog12:
WETIN dem dey call these them HAUSA or FULANI music again... wey dey let CAMELS dey dance?

frog12:
WETIN dem dey call these them HAUSA or FULANI music again... wey dey let CAMELS dey dance?

desert music

This is serious

sinola:


Bros, this is sarcastic!

I don't think so.. I think dat boy should respect himself instead of pissing off the girl further.. he had all these coming to him

not 25million?

popez:


E be like you get mental issue

that's an understatement.. ommenka is raving

Them take risk

Now that's some talking...



This guy seldom talks,but when he does ,like the Bigfoot,he shakes foundations..

Arijude:
I want the price to be at least 500 naira per litre. Let the war start. I'm very much ready. And also, I want buhari to go for third term.

minus the war aspect... I'm with u on this....


feels good to see some peeps gnash decayed teeth

Macphenson:
I said this when Buhari removed the subsidy some months ago during the lock down.

Nigerians did not feel the impact because price of oil was very low then. Now economies are opening up and oil price is gradually bouncing back, so as the price of oil increases, so will the price of petrol increase as well.

There is every possibility that we may buy fuel for #200 per litre before the year runs out.

The truth is subsidy is not sustainable. It should go, my annoyance is the deciet and propaganda of APC when Jonathan wanted to remove the subsidy fully.

Tinubu led his band of confused elments and we're ignorantly making noise in Lagos , calling Jonathan all sorts of names, only for the hypocritical, selfish, greedy and deceitful entity to turn around when Buhari took over to say subsidy must go. What a lying hypocrite, So much for a presidential aspirant.

If APC allowed Jonathan to remove subsidy fully then without branding it an anti people policy, probably by now many more refineries would have sprang up in the country as it's going to attract investors in that angle, Nigerians and Nigeria were even in a better position to handle the shock and the aftermath then, as the economy is far better then than what we have today.

This is a wrong time to remove the subsidy as Nigeria is just recovering from the COVID 19 shock on our economy, government should be handing out palliatives not increasing the suffering of the people.

For the change chanters and "sophisticated people", I hope una eye Don clear now.

We are all in this mess together.

Cc


HELINUES
SIMPLYLEO
SARRKI
AFAMED
GAVELSLAM

and other residents zombies domiciled on Nairaland.

after making such sense,see the braindead people u go dey call.. make them come do zombie dance for the topic now abi how?

joeking2222:

If u really go school, u go know say Na so all profs of this country dey show dem selves!!!!!

u dey vex before?

shoo.. why she gum Prof for shirt...?






Elegant woman with brains..








Sokpan 4 + 4 towargba

mightyhazell:
65 naira or revolution now

165 now plus electricity hike.. me no even hear anything.. na where I go buy fuel yesterday aftnun them tell me say fuel na 165.. no noise,..very smooth lol

Meti99:
They have been kidnapped with dollars...

Meanwhile, electricity tarrif increase and we will still run fuel in our generators ...

Where is seuun that supports one Nigeria

my guy everybody on his own o.. all man for him own pocket.. even seuun now dey hustle Edo election matta

65 naira or revolution now

petengine:
Woman Pastor Freestyle in Church While Preaching


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSK5QD5OMXM

Wow... she's gifted


but I hope that aspect of using boiling water for baptism was only a joke o.lol

Nooil:



Can't you see that place is lonely with only cars speeding by? Not one person passed by during the ruckus.

she should have started something.. u see I didt call her mumu for nothing..


starting something would have acheived atleast 2 beautiful aims , 1,) It would have distracted the bastard from further recording and yarning dust (u can't fight off flaying hands n legs with just one hand and still be recording)

2) it would now push the idiot into committing himself more and being more liable to public contempt and indignation.. assuming the girl summon courage swing her bag at him or hurl a stone at him,maybe a real scuffle will start.. no time when help no go come..the idiot will now have to explain why it was imperative for him not to mind his business but to be recording and making ridicule of the poor girl

The girl na big mumu..



why allow the bastard to harass u like that and go Scot free.. so single attempt at smashing the fone, no attempt to slash at his face with her nails.. just hot air and hurling expletives from across the road..


That idiot needs be sued

baliyubla:
Check their names, they are all wailing ipigs from potopoto republic.

We Nigerians are with Baba even if fuel sells for 500 naira. if PDP return the trillions it looted for 16 years, Baba won’t need to increase electricity tariff and Pump price.

People complaining about rice being 50k are wailers refusing to tap into Baba’s Rice Revolution, where local stone free rice is sold for 2k for 50kg (it’s not by force to eat foreign rice).

The economy struggling and dollar rise is a result of Corona Virus, which has affected the world economy in General, just see USA churning out negative numbers back to back, Baba is even doing well.

As for security once Nigerians agree to hand over their lands, their waters and even their wives to the marauding Fulani herdsmen, there will be peace.

na only last paragraph be like sarcasm

you were actually sounding like a full fledged zombie on full throttle lol

anonymuz:
This is total rubbish on behalf of the shop owner taking a photograph of someone who's hungry. How much is the whole thing sef?

ok let's view this through another angle....

if 10 hungry ppl comes to help themselves daily with 6 sardines at 250 each from his shop,..

that's like 15000


A year,that's like 5m..



See why it sometimes good to shame thieves and create deterrence for would bes

There is no rule against begging when u feel hungry enuf to sacrifice your pride.. rather than be a thief and perhaps be forming fine boy for ppl dat don't know ur stock in trade

Sandra4luv:
This is a sign of poverty,I pray May my son and my family son won’t venture into stealing in Jesus name Amen

family daughters kwanu

lol.. that shop keeper is seasoned .. he knows exactly how and where to watch out for shoplifters.. since customers are not allowed to carry bags,the next likely place lifters can hoard their loot would be around waist and chest regions..


So immediately he noticed a hitherto non existent thickness around the young man's girth,the rest became history as we are seeing it now.lol

SailorUgo:


I’m Igbo
But this is spot on!

u may be Igbo,but the clown u are quoting is an unapologetic Igbo hater.. so that makes his epistle an insincere one calculated at further throwing pathetic weak jabs at the Igbo race.. most ppl here don't bother to read his mournful cries here anymore.. they just scroll over to the next post

mema900:

Why so pained?

he is a painshoneer

omenka:
So much for "building bridges".

Bridge fall on you dia..

see as them hand this man more victory thru sympathy votes.. watch how ppl that have childless friends,relatives,neighbors etc will turn sympathetic to obaseki..



plus this suggests that he won't be storing up wealth anywhere for generations yet unborn



God bless obaseki

4+4 ogbane