Federal government should use these resources to clear out insurgency first... cheaply playing to gallery like this one makes no sense..the destroyers are still very much ontop of their game

Igbochief001:

he was making progress ooh till your buhari carried himself to mali and spoilt everything just like he did to Nigeria

lifeless Sudanese!.. rotfl

Damn funny mhen

Terror

Great Igbo values..


Igbos are ppl with high societal ,moral and religious values..


Igbo amaka..




A kind of anthem should be woven around this phrase up there and sung(quoted) from time to time on nairaland here,because igbos are the most popular and with most users here on nairaland...


Igbo amaka..

dingbang:
nope.

ah ah.. wetin come play na?
una dey leave gate open?

dingbang:



I recently bought a machete to cut off any idiot's hands that would tear my window when sleeping to move personal belongings. The last idiot that tried that was lucky as I became awake when he had already torn my net but because I didnt have any weapon, I let him run away.

na face me you dey?


na joke o

goshen26:
Nothings will happen jere


No be APC?



I'm eagerly waiting for those that said EDO NO BE LAGOS

Edo na Lagos before?



Edo is Edo ...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
May we drink all type of tea in this life except pover-tea

This is a stale line..


real nigga no dey come up with something new ?

Abacha will appear a saint when standing besides those that ruled and are ruling after him

The one when pay me pass na dollar when jump from 170 to 470 naira in the space of 4 years.. after a promise of naira equalisation with the dollar


E get wetin person go see for this life ,nothing go fit move am again.. power no dey to take talk or react again sef..

I think that's the stage Nigerians are now.. during jona time we chop belleful ,money full wallet and bank and goods full shops n offices,..so power dey Wella to enter street dey bawl inside megaphone..

Now power no even dey to recharge phone.. it's well

E go better



but no be for zombees

very Swift and lithe movement..

I met a talented child at a burial months back.. with similar craft,.. my self n my guys were wowed,..we made some notes to rain on his head and his craft. we left him snapping up the notes from all over the dusty road,a big grin pasted on his face

That guyz a sissy.. it was not as if he wasn't expecting that punch and yet he couldn't sidestep or atleast roll with it,despite the black guys giving him a hint..


Moral here is,if u can't take shit,don't invite it..



The guys should have just ignored the punk

A gentleman to the core with big ideas



I love his style of governance

NgeneUkwenu:
Ig...... AMAKA,

WE OWN ALL THE PROPERTIES IN LAGOS!

igbo amakamma


ppl like u who can't do without Igbo can attest to the fact...


sotay ,you dumped your local dialect like a sack of poop and adopted 'ngene ukwenu'..

Greenerhealth:
Read more with the link

spread it out very clearly for us to read here..

The man is an acheiver.. he might lack street cunning,tact, and all what not,but the man has got plenty under his hat..obaseki is the best to have come out of Edo in the recent past... I wish he was my governor..

This skinny thing was able to overpower anybody??

A well aimed judo kick or punch any where on his spine from any quarters will turn him to an invetebrate..

This guy is stuffed full with ideas... profound business ideas



A real inspiration to medium timers like me





keep doing your stuffs .. never mind about Nigeria and her politics..

Shancca:


That’s a senseless comment out there. Between, are you devoid of mistakes? Or is English your first language? Nigerians will always be stupid with their sense of know it all; which is why the whiteman laugh when we drag positions for who speaks the best.

BTW.. in capitals don't mean between .. it means By The Way...

Ebpumping:
But wait oo...at 42 the guy man never marry. Well is already destined he will die this way smh

did u read any part that says he wasn't married?

1Sharon:
He probably didn't struggle or feel distressed in the water as he was drunk.


Some ppl kill themselves by drowning after getting drunk cos they'll be so relaxed.

no way.. as soon as u are in great distress,drink clears up

BlowYourMind:
Imagine Buhari want to turn us all to deaf and dumb

Coming from a zom... this should be considered huge

post=92874337:









But if the thread read 'Bandits Airstrike hits soldiers camp, many soldiers kill',
All you pessimists will believe instantly,
Swallow the news, hook, line and sinker,
without looking for any source.
What a way to live life.
Happy to know that not everyone has your kind of reasoning.
We just don't know why they think other people are shallow and pedestrian,
they just can not see or reason beyond negativity and bigotry.

shallow and pedestrian' .. lol...I know say u no go rest with that word u learn from fellow zombie today again

snowball11:




He was able to cajoule most people (the gullible ones) into thinking that he has changed and turned a new man, when in actual sense, he has become worst in his nepostic, parochial and disjointed reasoning abilities!

hehehe ..

Good answer..

Just that u failed to link gullibility to uselessness


Of what use is a gullible fool to humanity,lol

allthingsgood:


I don't know who brainwashed you into this self-hate and deep low self esteem, but there is no other country in this world with more educated citizens than Nigeria. I have lived in the southern Africa and in Europe and people in these regions actually expect intellectual prowess just by the fact that u are Nigerian.
My friend pls help yourself and wash off the filth your colonizers have used to block your eyes. Nigeria is the greatest country on Earth!

what's the use of all that literacy when they behave like illiterates..

how did literates come to be ruled by illiterate

snowball11:





The country is not useless but the man leading it!

how did a useless man find himself leading a 'useful country'?

I can never rape anyone in my life.. wifey inclusive..


if my wife is indisposed,due to childbirth,early pregnancy,health or state of mind ,etc .. I will let her be and if she don't want me around,I can walk over to the liquor cabinet n amuse myself or better still engage the kids with a physical or mental session.. dire case scenerio I could go out to a nearby bar and take in the scenes


Forcing myself on my wife will be the craziest thing I will ever do.. just consideting it now sef has turned my stomach

What a way to die...


The pool was prolly deserted or overcrowded that ppl didt notice his struggles..


The rule is,never get drunk unless you are comfortably home and very close to your bed,ready to sleep it off. Drunkenness distorts alot and seems to blunten very risky and infact life threatening sharp edges

BlowYourMind:
They were sweeping ineffectual buffon Jonathan and his flat booobs mistress Diezani out

still angels and saints when compared to what we have now

tribalmall:

My arm is not amputated that is why I chose to make my comment here any how I want your father is free to commit suicide over that e no concern me.

Now you are sounding deranged,best to leave you with your grief.cant have your lowlife on my conscience.. The report brought you much grief. it wouldn't do to compound it..

so long bum..

tribalmall:


True, we should not. OP should create another thread to ensure it is balance since he is the jobless one.

op should create.. have your hands been amputated ? perhaps there is a law prohibiting you from creating threads on the forum.