Imagine the downgrade

The only relationship I had this year lasted for just 2 months after aunty pulled a knife just because I went out with my brother without telling her. A lot happened that night but I'm glad I survived. Would have been stuck with a 28 years old knife wielding babe. No relationship till further notice because each time I remember that scenario, my heart dey always cut.

Emmanuelhector:
Too bad .. South Africans always looking for opportunity to act like Yoruba touts hoping on loots from igbo businesses for survival

Must you display your stupidity?

Mine

President - Lifeless
Senate President- Clueless
Head Coach - Hopeless


Who do us bad thing for this corntree?

alfasexy:
Audio seize.

Not audio. I was stuck in traffic when the seized cows were taken to Deji's palace

OP, you need to change the type of women you relate with and go after. My bae is amazing and very intelligent. Talk about what they have interest in and see them talk to you and reveal their intelligence to you. I love football and education so much while bae is a badass in politics and animals. Now we are teaching and learning from each other. Shalom

icebird25:
Still flexing my infinix note 7...
You heard me right ..note 7 I said(just incase all these iPhone and Samsung users begins to quote me here)

How much did you get the phone?

This life get as e be. Private school wey man dey manage no pay money since february. Man needs 15k but nobody to help. Even person wey owe me still dey ask for my help again! Imagine! Niggas wey dey ball for 02base everyday just enter sleep mood for my matter. If anybody get any job for akure, i dey available oo. This my life no follow at all

Poloyanabo1:

That family does not exist in nigeria...
Lambo of 300million as wardrobe change money?

If Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola or Dangote happens to be your in-law nko?

Gandollar:
Respect go still dey. Unto say you too no dey bad.

That's true. He dey think say if he don bring lambo, his father in law go dey prostrate greet him.

Poloyanabo1:

With the lambo?

Yes and everything you have (properties, assets and cash)

Greatzeus:
You could just drive there with your Lamborghini,end of discussion

What if your net worth is not up to their wardrobe allowance?

Laghima:
CR7, Tevez and Rooney. The trio that has THE LEAGUE'S ONLY WORLD BEST of course.

Micheal Owen 2001, when he was playing for Liverpool

Godoverevery:

You getting that from your gf and a ex is something rare..u must be an angel to them

Lol... Not by power or might but by my spirit says the Lord.

Godoverevery:

waooo this great to hear....I guess u are angel Micheal

Angel Micheal? I don't understand what you mean by that

My girlfriend threw a suprise birthday party for me last year, while my ex hosted a pool party a week after. Those 2 girls changed my perspective about girls. There are still some very good and caring girls in this country.

Endybest5050:

I doubt any ill treatment from SARS made him commit suicide... Am sure if he was alive today he would have been able to explain why..

Did you read what the guy posted? He was maltreated. He couldn't close the forex trading he was doing before being taken by SARS, which made his forex trade run till the next trade, remember he said he was slapped when he requested for his phone.

The loss of his money in the forex trade was what pushed him into depression

Lastly, just pray not to be victim of those animals.

SARS has done what they know how to do best. Our government has been playing ludo with the lives of every citizen since time immemorial. See how they cut short the life of a prospective young man. It's time for everybody to rise up and defend himself.

If the guy had posted vj or breast, he would have had a lot of retweets but because he didnt, he was neglected and not attended to till he decided to end it all. Nigerians need to get their prorities out and always check out on eachother.

Ebenezer2021:
in my side Here there are some type of parents especially the fathers who are so tough and hardhearted.
But i thank God for my parents tho.
I really broke their heart but when I came back as a prodigal son they still accepted me back and gave me a second chance even when they are still managing and struggling.

You should be thankful for yours. No rejection can be as painful as the one from one's parents.

Ebenezer2021:
@ bolded.
The best gift God has given to mankind.
No matter what they'll always welcome you back.
The sane ones though

Why did you say the sane ones because i believe no matter what, parent can't castaway their children

Ebenezer2021:
@ bolded.
The best gift God has given to mankind.
No matter what they'll always welcome you back.
The sane ones though

That's true though. They took me back when friends deserted me, even though they are both struggling too. If not for them, don't know what would have happened to me.

Ebenezer2021:
and so you haven't been able to process your HND right?

HND? When i am battling to feed myself. Had to move in back with my parents to avoid hunger and suicide during this lockdown. Life don tire man.

From JUNE last year till now. Got caught up in a wrong web and lost all i have saved for my HND, even sold the land i bought because of the debt. Still not back on my feet now. But i believe that things will soon fall back into place

FaruqMadridCr7:
wow, this is so strange. imagine you started dating her sister will you still keep pleasuring each other sexually? Only God knows how handsome you are.

That was exactly why i decided not to date her because i know this fwb of thing will not stop anytime soon and its not a good thing to be sexually active with both of em. Aint handsome and aint looking bad, dealing with a girl exceeds handsomeness

FaruqMadridCr7:
if it happens like that, then what cause the breakup?

We broke up because her younger sister's advances towards me was too much and when i told her, she thought i was lying. When i couldn't take it any more, i just have to break up with her. She later found out the truth and she is now begging me to date her sister because the girl has decided not to give another man a chance except me. I and my ex still have a thing for eachother, we just can't date again. That's how we arrived at where we are right now and moreover we are the only one that pleases eachother sexually and emotionally.

I and my ex still "roll" even though we have both moved on. We just can't get enough of each other. If we jam eachother 20 times in a day, nah that same number of times we go bang eachother.

I had a similar experience this month. I was introduced to him by my aunt. The man said i should photocopy my credentials into 3 places and pay the sum of 10k because he would be shipping 1 of my credentials to Korea and another to USA. The company had no website, no phone number etc. Even the salary is too good to be true (45k o'level, 75k for nd, 105k for hnd, 150k for bsc). I told my aunt that i am not interested because when i spoke to the man about how the company operates, he said they are into small scale loan and some other rubbish like that.
Op, ask the man how the company operates and theis scope of production, thats how you will know if its real or not.

Please if anybody have any available job in Akure, please i am interested. God bless

Nokia 5300 (the middle one) was given to me as a birthday gift by my grandma back then. Real football 2010 was bae back then. Chai, i miss that phone and xpressmusic.