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Health › Re: 7 Signs You Are Unhealthy But You Probably Ignore by Mike008(m): 9:25am On Jan 05, 2018

Lorbar:
Topic says 7 and you listed 4

Hope you not viewing from itel torchlite phone?

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Steps Out In See-Through Outfit (photo) by Mike008(m): 9:17am On Jan 05, 2018

I see this on many websites, under the category "Lingerie".

Family › Re: Married Zimbabwean Man's Manhood Disappears After Sex With Girlfriend by Mike008(m): 12:05am On Jan 05, 2018

You can as well say he got blind.
Eyes are covered with black too.

Romance › Re: 15 Memes That Depict Most Nigerian Relationships (Photos) by Mike008(m): 12:03am On Jan 05, 2018

Mtcheew! Not always we'll be seing this rubbish.

Romance › Re: Man Pays For Hotel Room For A Lady In Lagos. She Refuses Sex & This Happened by Mike008(m): 11:58pm On Jan 04, 2018

And she took it to social media to form heroine.
Cant believe girls are still doing hotel.
I mean it's very easy for ladies to get one decent guy and live a decent life. You just need to be content with his little comfort. On a bad day this story would have been different. Maybe na eyaa I for the type for you.

Family › Re: My Wife Snores While Sleeping; I Hardly Sleep At Night by Mike008(m): 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2018

Make sure she keeps a healthy rest routine.
You just need to tell her, she's your wife. If it persists, get her an anti snoring device.

Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With N300,000? by Mike008(m): 8:11am On Jan 04, 2018

MetroBaba1:
Guy, I Need An Additional 3inch. Which Way Forward?

MetroBaba1:
Guy, I Need An Additional 3inch. Which Way Forward?

Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With N300,000? by Mike008(m): 7:57am On Jan 04, 2018

rawpadgin:
Guy, i get 3 sure odds for u
That 300k go turn 900k in one day

Satan get behind him
cheesy

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Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With N300,000? by Mike008(m): 7:55am On Jan 04, 2018

OpssonD1:
Hehehehe No dey lie brother. It's for Tony Elumelu Grant. So somebody just sent you 300,000k out of the blues to start your own business abi? What exactly did you tell him while you were requesting for the money? Oya show proof of payment, a simple screenshot would do. A previous thread was on Business Ideas in 2018, another was on ict-solutions for transportation problems for a final year project. You dudes just keep changing scope.

If this was an exam your examiner will remark OP on your paper and your grade will be F9.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Tips On How To Answer The Interview "What Are You Bringing To The Table by Mike008(m): 8:59am On Jan 02, 2018

You need to understand first what the company does.
This line of questioning seem more like a marketing based company to me.

"What are you bringing to table". - This is more like your innovative idea to make the company grow.

You can simply tell them a strategy you think can improve the company's marketability.
It's wise to understudy the company to know what strategy they don't use.

"How will you make us a hous
ehold name".

You can simply tell them with your strategy, their company can become a household name.
In fact, assure them about this.
Then proceed to draw analogies with their competetors, or similar companies that have exceled and tell them what they did to be at that level.
And tell them what they can do to be at that level and how you can help.
To aid you in this you need to run a check on those other companies too.

With ample experience and confidence you will get that job.

Travel › Re: Flight Took Off In 2018 And Arrived Destination In 2017 by Mike008(m): 7:58am On Jan 02, 2018

Difference in time zones. But this is more like going back in time.

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Family › Re: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by Mike008(m): 12:00am On Jan 02, 2018

morgan844:
i only did it to pay her back, and keep my self out of the thought

'He who comes to equity must come with clean hands'.

Case dismissed.

Clerk, kindly call the next case.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pentecostal Getting Married To A Catholic by Mike008(m): 11:48pm On Jan 01, 2018

bchi:
Please nlander I need you guys help.
I'm dating a catholic right now n am about to marry him, I'm scared of becoming a catholic member cos of my background ( the church am worshiping with), we believe in gift of the holy spirit and his presence in us.
I dislike their method of worship and their believe.
I don't know, how i will cope with him cos of his church...
...
... please mature advice.

You sound more like you want to leave but you scared of your church people.
You need to follow your heart.

Any way to Christ is a way.
Catholics believe in the gift of the Holy Spirit too.

This is even an opportunity for you to know and understand the Catholic church and then form your own opinion about their mode of worship, and not been slave to the religious prejudice that is instilled in us childhood that a particular religion is bad.

You can wed traditionally, live with your husband for some time, study his church then you both can decide.
Otherwise just do a court marriage.

Romance › Re: Yahoo Plus, Handkerchief, Ritual Sex: Many Nigerian Female Students Walking Dead by Mike008(m): 11:26pm On Jan 01, 2018

mikejj:
warn your friend to stop if your story is real..evil has no good end.

Too late.
When you make a pact with the devil, there is always a price to pay.

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Family › Re: She Is Too Shy To Initiate Lovemaking With Her Husband by Mike008(m): 10:17pm On Jan 01, 2018

It's not about even initiating it. The man simply doesnt enjoy it with. If he did she only needs to look sexy and the rest is history.
As a virgin it's normal to have an awkward sexual life. If the man can be patient and easy they will enjoy their sex life. But wait no, there was no sex during dating?

Health › Re: Banger 'Knockout' Shatters A Young Man's Hand Last Night (Graphic Pics) by Mike008(m): 5:50pm On Jan 01, 2018

coluka:
Buhari why? Buhari why? Buhari why?
Meanwhile as per my new year resolution, this will be my last post on nairaland forever so it gives me pleasure to do this. Fvck nairaland, fvck all the stupid mods who banned me, fvck BMC, fvck Buhari, fvck afonja vultures, fvck all stupid cone heads with their tiger claws autographed faces, fvck all ewedu guzzling and Amala munching descendants of the fallen demon called oduduwa, fvck all members of the most disgusting race on the face of the earth, the revolting, skull mining, scum
Of the earth idiots from southwest Nigeria, fvck all the imbecilic, corpse scavenging and despicable sons of Yoruba land, the most useless and disgraceful beings in God's universe. F.UCK YOU LOSERS!!! And goodbye forever!!!!. OH YEAH!!!! That felt good. Ok bye, I'm off to better things in life

LOL.
See you in another form.

Health › Re: Banger 'Knockout' Shatters A Young Man's Hand Last Night (Graphic Pics) by Mike008(m): 5:43pm On Jan 01, 2018

FloraEC:
He should go to hospital for proper treatment.

Even though they did not allow me to sleep peacefully last night, even my daughter. We finally slept around 3-4a.m and woke up around 6am for mass with banging headache.

lol
Sorry o.

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Health › Re: Banger 'Knockout' Shatters A Young Man's Hand Last Night (Graphic Pics) by Mike008(m): 5:31pm On Jan 01, 2018

new2020:
Useless country...I feel sorry for him. He will probably die from loss of blood and lack of emergency care. Useless wicked demonic country occupied by idioticc foolish black things who cannot reason. Nnamdi Kanu is telling you...the country is not working, people are suffering, people are dying, accidents every day, lets divide so that we can to fix our problems, you say no, you want to continue suffering and dying. Idiotic foolish animals.

This your comment eh...

E make too much sense NOT.
But lemme comment my reserve.
Hehe

Nairaland General › Re: Upload Your New Year Selfie!!! by Mike008(m): 5:24pm On Jan 01, 2018

Na dis kind thng girls go like

Business › Re: External Reserves Hit $38.7bn, Rise By 50% In One Year by Mike008(m): 5:18pm On Jan 01, 2018

And people will Buhari is not working.

Let's all wait until he's not there then we'll realize what we have lost.

For all the shortcomings of this administration I doubt if this would have been the case under Jonathan.

In 2019 Buhari will weed off all those corrupt and incompetent people within his cabinet he has overlooked for political reasons.
Nigeria will be great again.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Reply To Interview Invitation by Mike008(m): 5:09pm On Jan 01, 2018

Do not reply to an invitation to an interview. Not necessary. Just go or dont go if you dont want to.

Christianity Etc › Re: Rev Fr Mbaka's Prophecies For 2018: "Buhari, Contest & Be Disgraced In 2019" by Mike008(m): 5:01pm On Jan 01, 2018

Buhari will win 2019 elections if he contests.

Sports › Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by Mike008(m): 3:20pm On Jan 01, 2018

Eastatlantaniqqa:
kati kati Lon so

a man in my area lost over 300k because man city didn't win crystal palace

what do you have to say about that

BAD MARKET!
Like I said, no strategy is foolproof.
Plus that's lack of discipline.
If I must stake over 300k on the surest of bets, I must have made a profit of 600k+ on betting or something else.
That's BETTING WITH SPARE MONEY

Betting is pure luck.
How about those that have won thousands with just 100 or 200?
Luck not genius.

Sports › Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by Mike008(m): 11:32am On Jan 01, 2018

Hehe.
Sometimes you feel like these bookmakers owe you money and you need to claim it back.
That makes to keep giving a shot, then another shot.
And when all hope seems lost, you sit and ponder, and then a new strategy comes to your head, and then you give it another shot, and on and on it goes.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with betting if you bet responsibly.
The bookmakers as unfair as they seem are only doing their business, and are not as evil as those who promise you "SURE ODDS" or "VIP" in exchange for cash.
To mitigate your loses, bet responsibly by adopting certain self-disciplinary rules.
E.g.
1. DO NOT PAY FOR "SURE ODDS". ITS PURE SCAM, AND YOU LOOSE MONEY EVEN BEFORE YOUR ACTUAL BET.

2. ONLY STAKE HIGH ON SINGLE BETS OR SMALL ODDS AND STAKE LOW ON ACCUMULATORS.

3. ONLY STAKE WITH YOUR SPARE MONEY AND NOT MONEY RESERVED FOR CERTAIN PROJECTS.

4. IF SOMEONE ENTRUSTS MONEY TO YOU DO NOT THINK VIRTUAL IS A QUICK MONEY DOUBLING SCHEME.
RUN
AWAY AS EAST AS YOU CAN.

5. AVOID VIRTUALS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Etc.

6. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SOURCE OF INCOME, DO NOT BET.

Finally, Betting is pure luck, and no
strategy is foolproof.
DO NOT BET LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THIS WILL ONLY DRIVE YOU TO DEBTS AND MISERY.

If you adopt these strategies or employ yours, your loses will be mitigated.
Some people even spend more on recharge cards, internet and flexing without noticing.
BET RESPONSIBLY!

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Family › Re: Amazing Weight Loss Transformation Of A Couple In Just One Year (photo) by Mike008(m): 12:12am On Jan 01, 2018

Amazing indeed! The only diff in the pix is the mans shorts.

Celebrities › Re: This Lady Claims She Looks Like Genevieve Nnaji (Photo) by Mike008(m): 11:50pm On Dec 31, 2017

She does. And admittedly prettier than Genevieve.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Confessed That She Cheated On Me And Begged To Be Forgiven. by Mike008(m): 9:01am On Dec 29, 2017

Dumb girl!

Travel › Re: Truck Crushes Everything In A Shop Except The Owner (Photos) by Mike008(m): 8:39am On Dec 28, 2017

Talk of spiritual insurance.

Celebrities › Re: MJ Ekeinde AKA Captain E Lists His Achievements At 19 by Mike008(m): 9:37pm On Dec 27, 2017

I just d knw u sef.

Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Stun Shares Loved Up For Christmas,captions It,"christmas Mood" by Mike008(m): 9:30pm On Dec 27, 2017

Why she the pose like 22year old slay queen? Woman, grow old.

Politics › Re: Cedarcrest Hospital Where Yusuf Buhari Is Being Treated After Accident (Photo) by Mike008(m): 7:16pm On Dec 27, 2017

smulti:
Fvck religion

I only worship God in my house, in my car, in my spirit

how many souls have Fulani herdsmen terminated with reckless abandon

how has buhari reacted to the ethnic cleansing .

Why are you wasting your "badbelle" anyhow when you know he will not die?
If you wish someone bad you wish yourself bad. BTW, do you know you will die too?

Romance › Re: Any Guy Who Didn’t Spend Up To N15k On You This Year, Cut Him Off In 2018 - Joro by Mike008(m): 7:01pm On Dec 27, 2017

Anyone who goes to this one for couselling will receive cancelling.

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