₦airaland Forum

xmahn:
@mikeayus did u av to backup ur phone b4 u rooted it?

Noooo..I didnt backup, rooted and all my files and apps intact

DanIndia:
No, we did not conduct any session yesterday. I wasn't able to communicate with those who were interested so I have decided to take all email ids and send an invitation mail for the hangout. We'll be starting today

okay thanks...

is dis for real??

ayus.mike@gmail.com

DanIndia:
Oh well I have already worked out a time that I think will be convenient for the Nigerian time zone which is 6pm. This should be good for you as you should be done with school before or around 6.
If anyone's up for it, I'm planning to conduct a session like today.

Okay..6pm is fine with me...did u start ystdy?

Cool...I like this

DanIndia:
Mikeayus,

do you want to join us ? This is some serious stuff bro.
We are planning every day labbing and studies. Materials will be shared too and we'll be design, troubleshooting topographies too.
Do you have a reliable internet connection as the sessions will be conducted via Hangout ?

Seriously interested, and have a reliable Internet access. ? My only worry is d timing for d hangouts? As I wud b busy with lectures here in school...

yeah...am in for dis bro, leggo

princetrueface:
try it now,maybe the site as resume but not fully because I jst try it a moment ago.the showed me registration page I then register by filling my name,email address,and password the reply by telling me ur registration is successfully but we are having problem sending you confirmation mail back to you,try again later pls smbody should help me out.....

Thanks bro, ama give it another trial then

Boss I opened the application center and clicked on B.E.A Awards only for d site to say applications for this year is over...

codeaddict:
Yeah.

pls I need a working server

please is this still working?

Collinz2:
u can surf as long as possible until it stop by itself then u jst gat to off ur data and on it again and continue.

okay boss..ama giv it a trial, thanks

Collinz2:
are u still leaving in the pass, nobody disconnect every 45min or 50min again. just get a suitable vpn and use, stay connected for as long as it can take u, if it stop just switch off ur data and switch it on again and continue......

wow..boss i don carry last be dat ooo..so i can surf as long as possible while on my hss elite vpn? i do reconnect after 50 mins eeven on hss...

damoskiy:
science B.

am yet to even know d course lecturer

damoskiy:
Balloting for d under listed categories of students will take place on Friday 6/2/15 by 12 noon.
1-200 Level stdnts,
2-300 Level stdnts,
3-400 Level studnts in d department offering 5-year courses.
4-Student s in d department of electrical /Electronic Engineering need not ballot as their own balloting will b announced later. DSA

yipee...finally!

please i need working openvpn servers..my hss elite servers are really slow downloading

swagglordbm:
DISCLAIMER!!!
All human names and characters used here are fictitious, though its based on my personal experience in akoka. Please note that in no way or manner have I attempted to attack any personality or body of organization in the write-up below. If the shoe fits then its just a mere coincidence.
I've written this article out of my interest for free writing.
Do have a nice time reading this.
.
Gate! gate! gate!
That was what the driver kept repeating until
I entered the shuttle, still wondering when the bus was going to get filled. Then it occurred to me as a shock when people started moving in, before one could say Jack Robinson the bus was ready to leave.
...
I was so busy looking at the tiled road of Yaba as the bus zoomed off that I didn't hear the driver who was already shouting ignorantly.. -Money from the back! way your money na-
Oh my. I said. Still wondering if he was talking to me. How much is my money!? I asked, directing the question to nobody. Immediately, everyone knew I must be a fresher. ... .... .... ....
Soon we were starring into the vast space at the front of UNILAG GATE.
Wow! One could have thought he was in the states .- Mtcheww see this one sha, I'm sure its one of the pranks played by Nigeria universities. - First impression thingy- but it looked like Unilag has more tricks. All these kept racing in my mind until I heard a deep voice from my side say something like over... .... .....
New hall!!...its the driver again but this time I think he's talking to everybody. Almost everyone got down, so to avoid any awkward moment I alighted too.
...
Wow, wow, wow. Am Iseeing another Unilag
Its my second week as a fresher and the first time I'll ever leave campus and come in late at night. But I'm still doubting if this is the unilag I've been seeing for days.
... The red lights or should I say dark yellow lights illuminating everywhere but in a modest manner making the palm tree-like ornamental trees look like they were touching the sky. And the endless tiled roads. Branching into different corners. I was looking at forte oil filling station and at the same time looking at the nice view of the mosque accompanied with a serene view of churches, one that looked like a catholic church and some other churches. Oh! Wait, a church beside a mosque? Cool.. Perfect.What a wonderful blend of religion! Great. At that moment I felt like reciting the National anthem.
No wonder they say Unilag is the nation's pride.
One could appreciate a school no more than this.
The wonderful display of nature's beauty while hiding its faults. Yeah, I thought they usually say a swampy land is of no use. A moment! did I say swampy? Crabs!!! yeah look at that crab trying to dodge the traffic. Bwhahahahaha. Poor little thing.
....I was soon attracting attention with my laughter. So I just moved forward and swayed across the road like a confused Zebra, crossed through to the other side and made entrance into New Hall.
.... The students of Unilag, they must be as classy as they've been portrayed so let me just watch my steps just then I bumped into this nice looking lady.
Are you confused or something? She said.
Sor...sorry I'm going to Sodeinde hall pls.. I said.
Still not sure if she heard me. This time I repeated myself but in a louder tone. Then she said Oh, see that build over there, she pointed as I was busy appreciating her anatomy.She was still pointingat one big hall looking innocent . I stopped for a while, focused my attention on the hall at then showed her a perplexed look.
Is that...Sodeinde?
She nodded and smiled, surprised ehn? Then she walked away.
I was still doubting my eyes and ears and probably my definition of consciousness.Come to think of it This can't be the notorious Sodeinde, at least not as portrayed on the web! I don't think anybody in this hall is capable of playing the role of Dracula'. Am I getting anything wrong or are they getting everything wrong?
I just stood at the front of the gate for a while and then brought out my Phone , called my course rep and gave him my assignment.
Its high time I left for my hall Biobaku hall -the hall for the gentle guys-.Wait let me get some suya. I said to myself.
....
Standing before the suya man. Hey! How much be that Suya?
200 naira. He said, without paying attention while spraying oil on the raw meat.
Ah?? Why na.
This one na Special!
Special ko, abeg gimme the one wey no special, yeah that one! Cut hundred naira own for me. Ah wetin, shey dis one na taste ni? Why e come small like this?
...Oh Lord, no patience like that of an hausa man. The guy just stood there looking at me, he didn't even fake a smile. .
Then I heard something like a lady's voice behind me.
'Hey, you again.She said while smiling at me.'
Eh mm.. Hi. *I was thinking fast as a sharp guy*
You look familiar,have I seen you somewhere or something? I said trying hard not to smile back. But this pretty young lady was working magic with her smile.
'Of course, unless you have a poor memory. You can't possibly forget the face of your helper. She said just before she added 'Duur'.
I quickly gathered myself and said ' Oh, I'm Jay. *stretching my hand out* Nice to meet you. I'm Shola. She said. ... .... ....
.If there is anything different about Unilag its the fact that the Unilag we know is quite different at night . The beautiful romantic view along senate building, a place called love garden, where you always see lovers hanging around.
New hall and its craze. Suya spots, lovers holding hands. Girls moving in threes. Guys moving in twos. Rap battle, diss, freestyle and all that. New hall is known for its noise. Always bubbling.
Education and its serene environment, I heard there is another love garden there too, never had the time to confirm it.
I might need to add that Unilag is not complete at night without publicity noise for one thing or the other. Usually a bus carrying 10 to 15 people screaming and yelling 'come for this, come for that.
Akoka, indeed and in truth...
to be continued...


Pls comment. Support ur boi!!! Episode 2 will soon be available... I need ur ginger.

well said...bro pls ff back

olayoungz:
Yeah, you are right. It will hold for two weeks now. 14th and 28th February respectively....

dats just 2 days nah...14 n 28

UnimkeAk:
Bro it is not 50000 its 15500
Plus PO and APO are paid the same amount.
U can check for yourself from inec through the link below.

inecnigeria.org/?page_id=2779

As a Cu, I did elections in 2013 Anambra, we had Cu's as APO's and and Post nysc / students as PO's.
After the training we gave lectures on what we had learnt and took tests, it was that serious.
That's how PO's and APO's wer selected

But I'll rather be an APO, I don't want my name and signatures on those sensitive materials.. Incase tins goes south.
" u know wt I mean huh"

Cu = Copper.. Jst incase

i applied as APO, am just a student in my pen ultimate year, is it dat stusdents like me aint needed ? i didnt get d tet dy sent round ystd,...

Elegbede205:
Ayanfe96 is a guitarist Wow... I would like to meet you sha.
Just hoping you not taller.

was she d girl dat played during d breakfast?? i listened live on unilag fm

Alexisu:
I think the invitation for screening is based on the online application and not slip submission because I submitted my slip on Friday afternoon even though the man I met insisted that submission has ended but I still got d message dis morn.
As per the list, as at 1.00pm or thereabout wen I left Inec office, Alimosho at Ikotun. There was no list pasted

Would u be going to d inec office 2mao? Pls update me, i cant make it 2mao, also got d text. . Thanks

laidezsquad:
Submitting the Acknowledgement slip, Application Letter, 2Passport, NYSC Discharge And Degree/HND Certificate photocopy is not a rumor, its the process after online application.

Go to the nearest LGA and locate INEC office therein, you can seek for more information on getting there, but that's the process. I have done mine.

Can i print my acknowledgement slip in black n white? Or strictly coloured?

ugonna1054:
Boss!!! I'm loyal sir! I never knew u were d one.....u shud rmmba me, we sat 2geda @ Nlng

Hmmm. . See bosses chopping nlng money. . I sight una oh

gogedda:
Good day everyone, I applied for the adhoc staff stuff, actually I did the 2011 election at ikeja LGA and was a PO then. I couldn't submit my slip at ikeja cos I was told it has closed. I reside in Ayobo/ipaja LCDA under alimosho LG in lagos. I just received the INEC text now inviting me for the screening. My question is thus, should I honour the text and go to my LG of residence for the screening since I didn't submit the slip in alimosho LG because am currently in Ibadan now. I don't really wanna waste my time travelling because am not sure if my name was even in the list people say they pasted at the LGA. Pls anyone in alimosho or whoever has an idea should kindly reply me. Thanks

is dre now a list pasted in alimosho lga ? am yet to submit nor get any text ooh

olayoungz:
That I don't know but I'll help you confirm later in the day. But I believe the margin won't be much.

okay thanks

olayoungz:
For the corpers. The post of Presiding Officers

Okay. . Any idea for students in penultimate year

olayoungz:
From a reliable source. Its #50000... For all THE election. I don't know if we would be paid for training though. But I think we will.

For what post bro?

hoebewharley:
Pls is dere anybody dat has info bout things needed&wen to clear our bedspaces in MTH?

Hi, lets talk squatting tinx pls

walemust:
I will do jst dat sir, mariere hall

Boss lets talk squatting tinx pls