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teacherbim:
Ist time seeing Fayose doing something sensible

You be mumu with this your mumutuous comment!

Raydos:
So this man is still alive?

you wan kill am?

Lol....... I saw the stuff at Molete Challenge road and was like what's this and I don't know its an invention until I saw it on Nairaland.

Hmmmmmm! Wonderful write up by the young man even though some of them are very direct and derogatory to the personality of some eminent Nigerians however he said what's on his mind. This guy would make a good student if he studies abroad.

Nice one sir......... Hypocrisy everywhere! They don't know how it is unless they enter into it. Despite a lot of factors against the Administration of President Jonathan he was able to do something monumental stuffs. #GodBlessNigeria

Good clarification my dear Hero Samson Siasia.......... You have been a wonderful servant leader thus far. You guys deserve the money given by the nice Japanese billionaire. You got my back on this sir! #ShametoPinnick #ShametoBoysScoutDalung #GodBlessDreamTeamIV #GodBlessNigeria

Who send am to be Governor?! El rufai who you epp?

Na mumu dey worry the Senator......... Mikel fit buy all of them for that Red Chamber abi no be money wey majority of them steal dem take reach where dem reach today? Shoooooo! The Japanese millionaire gave the money to the said individuals and they decided to share it amongst the team members and officials and you are saying stuffs that's irritating. Abegy!

Hmmmmmm...... Wetin dey enter young guys heads like this?

Well done Daddy Adeboye...... You are a true man of God and may God continue to bless and keep you safe by his grace.

Congratulations to King CR7........ You deserves all the accolades thus far because you are a true great! Balon D'or loading.............. #TeamCR7

Mikel obi the big boy....... Its awesome anyways! The dude don get my support again with his on/off the field displays during and after The Rio Olympics.

Wonders they say shall never end! 19 year old. Wetin we dem senior brother no fit do dem dey do am. What a nonsensical move by this young lad. Killing isn't the best option no matter the circumstances. May God protect the the lady and let justice prevail over devil-induced boy!

Your boss have got over 100% believe in you bro. Please go ahead and face it because in tandem with what I digested about your can do attitude you shall overcome. Kindly inform your boss to come around and address your new colleagues. I think that would go a long way to dampen their ego towards a desired result. I wish you all the best!

He deserves the probing!

I no know say Amanju Pinnick self dey useless like this! For the past decade or thereabout we have been battling with football administrators that are arguably not up to task! May God help this great country called Nigeria!

Hmmmm! Oma se o! After all the hullabaloo, controversies, blackmail, accusations and counter accusations, she's gone to rest! RIP Mayowa Ahmed!

Happy birthday to a talented and vibrant actor!

Jay542:
You're talking like the govt is sleeping. Those people will gain jobs soon. The government is getting better. It has been hard since they entered. If the prev government have been good, Nigeria wouldn't be on recession now. This govt is fighting corruption do you think he'll have soft policies. Cos of the improvement now tomatoes are now very cheap. About the $$, that's why they're trying to improve the economy. Once we start exporting things, the dollar would be forced to come down on its own. Our refinery would soon be completed then fuel will definitely come down to as low 30-40#. They know what they are doing so wait until 2018 before you rubbish them.

Btw, Na your papa dey brainwash people. Don't ever tell me shii on this platform. I've the right to interject.

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You better shut your mouth! And don't let people that have been badly affected with the awkward policies of this government get you. Before the Last general election, a dollar to naira is 216, now as we speak it is dangling in between 405-410 and you are correcting someone that posted the reality. Having said that, I wish the government well.

Congratulations to the 2016 Olympics football team for the display thus far and their eventual triumph that won them Nigeria's first medal at the global event. Shame to Boys scout Minister Solomon Dalung abi na wetin be him name?! He tried to confuse them prior to their preparations in far away Atlanta, USA but the resisted and they have written down their name in the sands of time. I rest my case!

We overdo in Nigeria and tend to punish petty case and sideline major ones.... Though the naming of the dog Buhari can be offensive to the affected individuals however the suffering of the accused and his loved ones is much and human rights activists and groups should lend their voices and condemn his unlawful detention at Eleweran Police headquarters. If what the woman said is correct, they should know that no one is above predicaments. The Nigerian Police leadership isn't talking about one of their own, a sergeant posting provocative picture of Former President Goodluck Jonathan with ropes around his neck and his wife Patience sobbing at his feet. We celebrate nonsensical strides in Nigeria and neglect the right one and it is a vivid factor obstructing this great nation from attaining his God's given position as a giant on Planet Earth. May God be with the accused, the pregnant wife, and his 18 months old daughter and relatives. I rest my case!

They can't pull you down our dear Hero of Democracy Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan GCFR! You are arguably better than them in all ramifications and another fact is the United States Dollars was 216 as at the time of campaigning for 2015 Elections now it is 410naira. Nigerians are wiser now and they can't be fooled by miscreants wanting cheap publicity. Ride on National and International Elder Statesman. May God continue to bless and keep you safe by his grace. God bless Nigeria!

The Opera Max is wonderful.... Absolutely reliable with the features intact, though it is highly technical to understand the data saving feature. However, you may need to install it again and enjoy it. Infact I open my Nairaland.com on it daily and it is massively fast!

The Buhari government should do the needful by releasing Nnamdi Kanu ASAP before it has been a complete injustice thus far!

Donald Trump can talk from today till tomorrow and make reference to our country politics.... I don't care, all I know is Hilary Clinton shall floor him come November 2016 Elections in the United States of America! God bless humanity!

For their mind! Ondo state has the lowest population of Muslims amongst the South western state in the country and their so called threat can't move a table talkless moving a mountain. They should chill as the balancing of candidates they want doesn't determine excellence in office!

Burutai, a very controversial military personnel. Good advise though.

The girl is good. I am proud of her!

The government is a confused one, they have infused the confusion into all their agencies including the Nigerian military. Imagine the planned arrest of these trio which is nonsensical to me. It is obvious we are winning the fight against Boko Haram but we shouldn't punish armless individuals just because they have skeptical links with a terrorist group.

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..


This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

Funny you! My advice to you is to reduce or probably stop poking those girls because one of them go maneuver you one day!

What is the motive of the handshake? The dude isn't serious!

South Africa with their absurd and ridiculous pastors doing nonsensical things in the name of performing wonders and miracles! Something should be done or else they will continue to disgrace Christianity!