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Agriculture / Re: Tomato Paste Making Machine Also Used For Grinding Peanuts,almond,sesame Seeds by mikemb(m): 11:49am On Jul 14, 2020
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Politics / Re: Change First Before Asking For The Change We Promised - Buhari Tells Nigerians by mikemb(m): 4:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
[quote author=yorubasmustprosper post=49181864]Please, I am not interested in reading the text, let me just comment based on the topic..
I have read lots of change chants coming from 'Chain' masters themselves today..

Please, my people, does a hungry man considers the taste soup especially when he has won Garri?

If the economy didn't change, then wait for Nigerians to change into monsters coming for your souls..APC Fools!

Do you blame him? He can say any nonesence that come to his head! Its those that bought into his lies and voted him into office that should pray for forgiveness.

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Politics / Re: This Present Darkness: A History Of Nigerian Organised Crime. - The Economist by mikemb(m): 11:00am On May 13, 2016
What do you mean ?
Agriculture / Re: Photos: My Catfish Pond by mikemb(m): 3:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
queendalyn:

Are you in Imo?
Pls Queen add me on BB I need to find out somethins from you, am in lagos.
Help a brother, o! anyi anyi!
Business / Re: Huge Revelations Made By Aliko DANGOTE At Economist Summit In Lagos by mikemb(m): 5:11am On Mar 09, 2016
kachnov:
Having Dangote is not the problem...the problem is having 1 Dangote.
Your brain dey work well my bros!
Religion / Re: Rev King, Pentecostalism, Christianity, Gullibility And Igbo Nation by mikemb(m): 3:51pm On Feb 28, 2016
Pharaoh9:
God said we should not judge, "Do my prophet no harm" let nigerian government leave everything for God(Judge) we don't know where our problems are coming from






Jesus bu Eze
Di anyi mechie onu there! Which your prophet? the fool that is a disgrace to the Igbo nation!
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Be Discontinued On Blackberry And Nokia Operating System By 2016 by mikemb(m): 10:50am On Feb 28, 2016
RexTramadol1:
Dem no sabi anything





Na my PC I go dey use



Ti won ba bi won da, ki won bami so nonsense!
We Chat still dey there! Even Viber!
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Be Discontinued On Blackberry And Nokia Operating System By 2016 by mikemb(m): 10:48am On Feb 28, 2016
BALLOSKI:
hacks, you guys didn't take note of this when you were promoting your whatsapp and telling everyone it's 'most devices-compliant'? I don't use Nokia or blackberry, but I trust my Naija people on this to find a way out.


Another messenger might just overtake whatsapp very soon.
Thank you very much, I have just installed WE CHAT! Nothing will make me drop my blackberry!

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic At Her Movie Premiere ''Surul'ere' (photos) by mikemb(m): 10:49am On Feb 13, 2016
G0ldcircle:

Lol. That's harsh Oga. I love her youthfulness
Lol! just saying, sometime this make-up thing when over done just puts me off!
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic At Her Movie Premiere ''Surul'ere' (photos) by mikemb(m): 10:34am On Feb 13, 2016
sugarbelly4:
Fashionista anytime any day. Checkout more of her pix at the glamour event @

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/02/rita-dominic-dazzles-at-her-movie.html

She's know how to up1 and 2 and gets it right, indeed
Like corpes whey they embalm!
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic At Her Movie Premiere ''Surul'ere' (photos) by mikemb(m): 10:32am On Feb 13, 2016
G0ldcircle:
I must be this gorgeous when I get to her age o. Pretty woman.
This na how embalmmed corpes look! No desire this!
Romance / Re: NGOs Distribute Free Condoms In Abuja by mikemb(m): 7:14pm On Feb 12, 2016
cruzita:
so another name for Valentines day is sex day
Abi! They should change the name, fools!
Politics / Re: APC Asks Buhari To Probe Supreme Court Judgment On Akwa Ibom Election by mikemb(m): 4:13pm On Feb 07, 2016
sapiosexual1:
Hilarious at best. I get really miffed and turned off whenever I come across any APC related news. It's either the President is talking jargons abroad about his citizens or the Minister of Information is concocting some bland lies or the CBN is celebrating their achievements mediocrity or some glib talk like this one from the Akwa Ibom chapter.
Soon Mr President would blame my parents for raising a son who though is a Nigerian but isn't a typical Nigerian and doesn't conform to the expected Nigerian way of life or he would probe me for being a crime free intelligent Nigerian in the diaspora, making a good name in his profession.
I like you!! You make sence die!

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Family / Re: Man Feels Guilty Everytime His Wife Reigns Curses On The Men Who Raped Her. by mikemb(m): 8:48am On Feb 01, 2016
brabus:
The man is feeling guilty yet he continued to r.ape her everyday. Interesting!
Ah h! Rape kwa? How?
Family / Re: Man Feels Guilty Everytime His Wife Reigns Curses On The Men Who Raped Her. by mikemb(m): 8:45am On Feb 01, 2016
Decker:
I think the wise thing to do is for the man to tell his wife the truth. The more he keeps hiding the truth, the more he will be haunted by it. The pain and regret his feeling will only get worse. So it's better he just finds a way to tell her what happened and how he feels about the whole thing.

The wife is indirectly and unknowingly rain curses on her own self, so hiding the truth isn't actually favoring anyone.
don't we have this guys that doi terapy in Nigeria, or at least He should see their Pastor first, She is still hurting from the. Incident despict the time frame, so her reaction may be very hard.
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Threaten To Blow Up Hijacked Vessel, Expatriates Onboard Over Biafr by mikemb(m): 8:07pm On Jan 31, 2016
KingsleyBuubba:
Fellow Nigerians. Wat shall we benefit if we loose other tribes or ethnic group?. For me we r one and one Nigeria is wat I will fight for till I die. Wats ds fight about SE and SS, y dnt we give our younger generation a better orientation instead of feeding them with hate and grudge. Militants in port harcourt did wat they did becos our security apparatus is dysfunctional, imagine wen many youths are unemployed or under-employed and we dnt have security. One million will go for recruitment, only 130 will be selected, is dat nt wickedness. We shud see it dat leadership is our problem nd not our diversities. Plsssss lets come together with love to build a great nation, Nigeria is great nd great we shall remain. Amen. I am nt Ibo, Yoruba or Hausa... I am a Nigerian
go and sit down!
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Threaten To Blow Up Hijacked Vessel, Expatriates Onboard Over Biafr by mikemb(m): 7:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
OROSUNBOLB:


You're quite funny! So you honestly expect Buhari to release Kanu because a bunch of misguided youths hijacked a foreign vessel and threatened to kill all on board? It doesn't work that way man.

I truly hope Igbo people get their beloved biafra one day but the way they are going about it,they are likely to suffer this self-inflicted injuries in Nigeria for a long time to come. Igbo are already politically irrelevant in a country where they are supposed to be one of the major stakeholders. This what you get when you depend largely on brawn rather than brain!

If those guys make good their threat,the consequences of their action will be unbearable not only for Kanu but for every Igbo man in Nigeria.

Buhari won't negotiate with those terrorists my friend.



you can say it in the cyber world its allowed any idiot can vomit rubbish. Tribal bigot!
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Threaten To Blow Up Hijacked Vessel, Expatriates Onboard Over Biafr by mikemb(m): 7:56pm On Jan 31, 2016
APCsupporter:


Let them continue destroying their land when the oil finally reaches $1 per barrel they can start bombing farmlands accross the country. Useless people


Nobody is above the law. Tompolo, gej and all other corrupt baboons will go to jail
If. You talk no put GEJ your mouth go pain you Monkey! Tell me wetin concern those men fir this matter now. Bigot!
Health / Re: Expectant Mum Suffers Womb Rupture In Police Cell (photos) by mikemb(m): 12:07pm On Jan 30, 2016
Mologi:
my friend go and sleep again....besides that quote is not correct..
So......!


Its " he that does not read doesnt have any advantage on he that cannot read' by Mark twain
Crime / Re: Photo: Woman Who Drugs Her Lover And Steals His $1.5m by mikemb(m): 1:49am On Jan 30, 2016
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RedCapChief:
She doesn't need to use any substance to knock him out; just fall on him with that ginormous body
You dey vex! Lol


Health / Re: Expectant Mum Suffers Womb Rupture In Police Cell (photos) by mikemb(m): 8:12am On Jan 28, 2016
If the woman or her unborn child dies, the chaser will become the chased, some people
No dey get sence!
Health / Re: Expectant Mum Suffers Womb Rupture In Police Cell (photos) by mikemb(m): 8:05am On Jan 28, 2016
Mologi:
weitin pregnant do reaCh police?

Read the story! "He that does not read is the same with he that cannot read"
Politics / Re: Graphic Photo Of Sunday Terror Killed At Ebute-metta Lagos Yesterday by mikemb(m): 12:48pm On Jan 26, 2016
Mhizkel:
Wasted life!
May God forgive his sins and grant him eternal rest.


It doesn't work like that! Now he will give account of life on earth, he saw good and chose bad.

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Politics / Re: You're Now One Of Us - Arewa Thanks Amaechi For Cancelling Proposed Maritime Uni by mikemb(m): 12:01pm On Jan 26, 2016
woodcook:
It is quite a shame that Amaechi of all people will instigate the cancelling of the project. Why not insist that the project be completed?

If he feels the project was inflated he should ensure that those involved are meant to answer for it.

I am not from Niger Delta but truth be told, the people of Niger Delta deserved more than Nigeria as a nation has offered them ( though they are also the architect of their misfortune).

Amaechi no matter what you do to please the North, SW or SE by the end of the day you will be left with your people.

Quite unfortunate the Niger Delta has refused to learn from history.

Sad very sad indeed!
Politics / Re: You're Now One Of Us - Arewa Thanks Amaechi For Cancelling Proposed Maritime Uni by mikemb(m): 11:58am On Jan 26, 2016
erico2k2:
Frm last time I checked aviation and marine are two different modes.o e is air the other is water?how does one affect the growth of the other
My Brother!!!!! I tire OOOOOO!!!!!! And some cow head would see some sence in this, what would make any one think an Hausa man will trust a man who betrayed his own people?

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Crime / Re: Bayo Ajia Killed By Cultist In Ilorin (Graphic Photos) by mikemb(m): 8:13am On Jan 19, 2016
sidneyj:
he just paid his debt
he is a free man now












banana island in hell is where he is enjoying now cry

Self deciet now his trouble begins, he will now give account of his life.
Crime / Re: Bayo Ajia Killed By Cultist In Ilorin (Graphic Photos) by mikemb(m): 8:05am On Jan 19, 2016
bankole200:
This is horrific, may God grant his soul eternal rest.
Rest kwa? Guy no rest for the wicked! embarassed
Politics / Re: How Peter Obi Killed APC In The East by mikemb(m): 9:02am On Jan 13, 2016
magmack:
It was Fashola dt killed APC, not Obi. Pls think straight
Don't mind them! And by the way is APGA alive in Yoruba land?
Business / Re: Dangote And Otedola Flaunt Cheap Phones That Will Surprise You (Photos) by mikemb(m): 6:27pm On Jan 12, 2016
Bayswater:
These old phones are they safest to use. They are almost foolproof from intrusion.
I think so too
Business / Re: Dangote And Otedola Flaunt Cheap Phones That Will Surprise You (Photos) by mikemb(m): 6:25pm On Jan 12, 2016
tuale4u:
That is why they are rich.
They go for what they need not what others think they should have.
Words of wisdom
Car Talk / Car Tire Sealant by mikemb(m): 11:52am On Aug 18, 2014
Do Car Tire sealants work?

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