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Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Mikkylounge: 8:50pm On Dec 10, 2018
slayprint:
Truth can not be covered for long.


I make 3D customized phone case please check my profile.
may i see some of the 3d cases you've made? not on this thread..PM
Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel France: ''I Lived With A Ghost For 3 Months'' by Mikkylounge: 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2018
I cannot help but wander how people call letters floating in white space poor or rich! Is it not possible to express oneself with some form of decorum? I also notice peeps here who have so many typos calling others with perhaps better grammatical expressions 'illiterate'. Interesting. Whether you believe something exists or not is immaterial..some will swear that there's no such thing as gravity yet if they jump off a 3-storey building, they'll fall to the ground! I'd take some time out to get facts to back up whatever it is before drawing conclusions. UFOs, ghosts, witches&wizards, goblins, etc..you may have a lot of content on youtube but hey, what do i know!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel France: ''I Lived With A Ghost For 3 Months'' by Mikkylounge: 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2018
Boxer007:


Well, i live on a rich part of the island and yes, i am gay
I'd think the correct term is 'homosexual'
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by Mikkylounge: 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2018
Nobodys:
..lol.. you got it all wrong...that's not a person's moniker..

when you deactivate your account, your name becomes nobody...so the nobody that you've been seeing are deactivated accounts...
Oh my , you mean like a ghost? grin
Romance / Re: It hurts... by Mikkylounge: 2:21pm On Nov 27, 2018
LivingDead:
oh.. To you or him?
To the person who asked you for it
Properties / Re: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by Mikkylounge: 1:56am On Nov 27, 2018
interesting hearing of dogs driving away termites..op, you have a termite problem. they attack most species of wood,though some take them more time to eat through than others so don't pay attention to those asking you to re-roof your house. The only time you need to take off the roofing is if they have damaged the trusses. You can apply the treatment to the trusses without taking your roof off.
You could consider rebuilding the ceiling of any room that has been compromised, for your safety, and use treated wood this time!
Goodluck

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Romance / Re: It hurts... by Mikkylounge: 1:19am On Nov 27, 2018
LivingDead:
hmm... I remember you. I once did that and you shamed me. Are you for real?
send the account number oga
Food / Re: This Pot Cools More Than Some Fridges by Mikkylounge: 1:16am On Nov 27, 2018
That pot doesnt just cool, it has health benefits too. It's made from burnt clay. My late grand mum had one at the back of her house and it was not just cool, it was also always clean and had a very clean taste too
Romance / Re: It hurts... by Mikkylounge: 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2018
The first thing you need to do ASAP is change this moniker 'Livingdead'.
Then quit this pity party, it's been on for too long
Finally, focus your mind on something good, interesting, uplifting you'd like to have or experience. Do these and you'll not only feel better but will surprise yourself.
I lost my bosom friend in our 400l to depression. He felt everyone had a better life and so he gave up on life.. This path you're on is draining you off the little energy you have and you need to put up a fight!

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Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Defender 110 Restoration Project by Mikkylounge: 6:38am On Nov 26, 2018
EgunMogaji:


If I did see such a thing, it looked better in person than in the pictures.

But for client confidentiality, I can neither confirm nor deny grin
grin
Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Defender 110 Restoration Project by Mikkylounge: 11:12am On Nov 25, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Do we have different wheels on the 110 now?

Us monitoring spirits want to know grin
I sold the wheels and some other parts on the landie in anticipation of the in-coming parts..i swapped out the wheels of the buy's landie. Did you see it parked at Radautoworks? cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Defender 110 Restoration Project by Mikkylounge: 11:11am On Nov 25, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Actually yes.

I’m wolfing down Suya from University of Suya as I type grin
Wow, take it easy with the suya o..try and taste the jamaican food at Radautoworks, their chicken is the best in Lagos grin

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Car Talk / Re: Suzuki Grand Vitara 2002 Automatic by Mikkylounge: 10:11am On Nov 22, 2018


God bless you Sir. Thank you.

What about fuel economy?

Sorry, I'm just seeing this. The fuel economy as awesome, for a small suv. Did you pull the trigger? grin
Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Defender 110 Restoration Project by Mikkylounge: 9:58am On Nov 22, 2018
fuckboys:
Did the Op kill the car or the car kill the Op, or they both killed each other.

None of the above cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin , my schedule has been crazy

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Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Defender 110 Restoration Project by Mikkylounge: 9:57am On Nov 22, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Oya it's been 3 months, where are we at?

Tititlate me with progress joor grin

We're tidying up some projects,then we blast-off. I'll update us in two weeks. Are you in the country?

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Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 9:52am On Nov 22, 2018
I don't know about the other smelly body parts, especially the hidden parts. Wetin you dey find for there na? without being told, don't you know that buttock-hole will smell of shit no matter how clean it is? every covered body part that isn't washed will have a form of odor na, let's apply sense people, like adults.
I like Funmi though, at least she's trying to make extra money on the side with what she has..guys , what's your side hustle? Last time i checked, sleeping with women won't put money in your pocket (unless you're a sugar boy) but i don't think sugar mummies are that easy to get...bottom line, get a side hustle, and wash those covered body parts so Funmi and other beautiful women will not take your money and still evade you...
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 9:47am On Nov 22, 2018
funmisticqueen:
it happens more with guyz cos girls are trained to be more breath conscious. That is why some chew gum
Truth is, when it comes to mouth odor it's more with men than women. Body odor, however, apart from the men who think deodorant is a waste of money and the other men who feel sweaty smelly body is sexy ; you find that women, especially the plus sizers seem to have it more
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 5:35pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lwkmh!!!

Q lets chat backdoor, you've got mail
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Need To Quit This Habit by Mikkylounge: 4:59pm On Nov 21, 2018
Alexaonfleek:
your story sha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin don't worry you'll find a good woman out there who don't love you because if money.they are plenty out there

I really don't mind spending but I mind the attitude, and believe me, i'm not very nice to ladies with attitude!
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lol, anything plus size, hmmm.
I deh fear oo, lool.
Your comment is so funny. grin

I once had a neighbor that got stuck getting out of a toilet, I kid you not! She eats soup from a 4 liter bucket..their bed is made of blocks, yet her husband is small in statue..their kids can eat for the whole world and are also baby elephants! I'm sure you'll need ear plugs to sleep in their house and a gas mask to use the toilet after them! I believe we should generally be conscious of our habits, especially picking of nostrils, some pick it like they're mining for gold! I'd never ever date a lady that picks her nose! ever! Is a guy with hairy armpits (with different colors of hair) really sexy? I'd freak out shocked if i met a babe with hairy armpits o, na my shadow she go say 'hi' to!
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 4:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lol, anything plus size, hmmm.
I deh fear oo, lool.
Your comment is so funny. grin

cool
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 3:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:
My dear, not just mouth odour.
What of the body odour part?
Hei, these men won't kill me. Make no mistake to enter a public transport where a sweating man is beside you, I swear you will be gasping for air, the kind of odour that oozes out from their body parts is nothing to write home about.


These men are really dirty, 90% of them hardly takes birth at least, twice a day.

Come down to their balls. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed that one, not only does it has forest as hairs, but also has a stinking smell, the smell of a deadrat is better off.


You guys should improve on your hygienes biko.


It's getting out of hand.

I almost died one morning by the odor oozing from 3 plus-sized ladies. If the ooze had color, it'd be dirty green with a lot of shadows...i practically almost died! The hair thingie is another really dangerous aspect, dangerous i tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, body/mouth/hair odors is a respecter of no gender...watch your personal hygiene for the sake of others grin
Romance / Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu

I had a very close friend that had mouth odor back in our university days. I called aside one day and gently told him what to do; he bought mouth wash and used it alongside his toothpaste and some weeks later he told me that it had cleared.
Fast forward years later, I had this girlfriend i really liked that had mouth odor. I just bought some breath mints and gave her a pack to use, she was glad and i never noticed an unpleasant breath from her. My point is, it happens to both men and women. Good one Funmi, i just wish you had balanced it a little bit more
Car Talk / Re: Suv Fit For A Waterlogged Area.... by Mikkylounge: 9:58am On Nov 20, 2018
HeavenlyBang:


Funny, because the GX is a more capable 4runner.
Ok. smiley
Car Talk / Re: China Makes Zotye T900, A Replica Of The Range Rover Sport - Photos by Mikkylounge: 9:49am On Nov 20, 2018
AutoReportNG:
China... fear these guys

See more pictures, prototype here

https://www.autoreportng.com/2018/11/china-makes-replica-of-range-rover.html
NICE!
Car Talk / Re: Suv Fit For A Waterlogged Area.... by Mikkylounge: 8:32am On Nov 20, 2018
Land rover defender, Jeep grand cherokee limited, mercedes benz g550, Toyota 4runner. Did someone say the jeep wrangler is luxurious? If you can afford the 2018 jeep wrangler JL (sahara and above), then go for it.
Romance / Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Mikkylounge: 11:59pm On Nov 16, 2018
morningstar55:
One thing you guys don't understand is... there is someone created for these slay Queens
Sure there is; babalawo and G+boys..later they'll be travelling all over Africa looking for deliverance grin grin grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Need To Quit This Habit by Mikkylounge: 9:16pm On Nov 16, 2018
Alexaonfleek:
Pls don't tag all Nigerian women because you've not met all
There are many awesome women in Nigeria, unfortunately many are also immature. One i hadn't even met started with 'may i ask a favor dear..'! i knew what was coming , and a few days later, she goes,'i'm not feeling too well' so i task her'have you seen a doctor' grin..and she blocks me grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by Mikkylounge: 2:50pm On Nov 16, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:

She should be begging you then smiley
This here is a real woman...hello beautiful smiley
Romance / Re: Dear Guys!! by Mikkylounge: 12:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
i know your type, self righteous pastors in student fellowship. i never denied the fact that both genders need each other. what i will not condone as a woman is a feminine man who wants his wife to do his job.

A man's job is to provide and protect his family, a woman's job is to nuture and keep it. what we see today is women being cor
Funmi, come back door lets chat..you've got mail
Romance / Re: Dear Guys!! by Mikkylounge: 12:18pm On Nov 16, 2018
Akinwale14:
U want to kill them if u see them?
Nope, give them a treat and get to have some quality time wink
Romance / Re: Dear Guys!! by Mikkylounge: 4:33am On Nov 15, 2018
funmisticqueen:
if they are not broke, they wont be offended wjen i call them broke. just like i am not offended when they call me a ho or a slut.
I get the feeling you're enjoying the attention..i think you've got a seriously advanced case of ADS grin

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