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Make NCDC sha do giveaway once the case hit 10k. Na milestone na. Whether good or bad.

AngelicDamsel:
They say "Fake it until you make it."

Damn. You fine gurl.

Na so NCDC give Kogi two cases yesterday, Kogi reject am say na lie. Now NCDC no gree minus the two cases. Na the matter we de isolation center since morning de settle so.

After seeing Kogi in the list, someone wanted to type this, 'So Yahaya Bello have finally accepted to join in the scam and collect his own covid money?'. But the person won't type it again sha because it'll now be a senseless comment.

The Ibrahimovich of Nigerian music. King in his own lane. I stan.

NairaMaster1:
You're the best

Thanks bro

Mr A says he doesn't know anyone that knows someone that knows someone that has the corona virus. So, he doesn't believe there's corona virus in Nigeria and goes about his day not taking any precaution.
Mr B knows Mr A.
Mr C knows Mr B.
Mr D knows Mr C.

Few weeks later, due to Mr A's negligence and carefree attitude, he starts developing Covid 19 symptoms and was later diagnosed to have corona virus.
Mr B finds out about it and tells Mr C.
Mr C then tells Mr D.
Mr D now knows someone that knows someone that has the virus.

Don't be like Mr A.

You write the article and still de comment as ftc. You no get Jesus?

I'm currently doing online teaching for my school and I'm also interested in this as well. I'm a mathematics graduate and primary school mathematics teacher.
cc: naijacutee

Happyguy201:
Bro has he lifted the lockdown

Yup

Rivers state 26? And Wike just released us from prison. Anyway, Rivers state is now Wike's poultry farm where he can bring out his chick hen anytime he likes and send them in anytime he likes.

SirBunky85:
wike isn't mentally fit to hold any position of trust cuz he's tactless and uncouth.evn good luck will be regretting making him a governor.almost the whole infrastructure in rivers today were done by the Amaechi administration.what has wike done in rivers other dan making noise upandan

I'm here in Rivers state seeing the projects he has done and is still doing. so I won't argue further with you. In Wike's first tenure in rivers state, he did times two of what Amaechi did here. I was born and brought up here in ph so I know what I'm saying.

Make that 35 governors. I can tell you someone that didn't send any congratulatory message.

His Excellency,
Emperor Wike. Chief Demolisher. Idi Amin of Port Harcourt. Low budget Adolf Hitler. Kim Jon Un of Nigeria. President of the federal republic of Port Harcourt.

I still love him like mad though. Wike for President of Nigeria 2023. If that happens, let me see the country that will look down on Nigeria and Nigerians. Wike will not beg other countries or IMF for support. They'll give by their own free will.

I was called yesterday too with format of wrong dob. I use access bank but the person told me he's a first bank cc rep. I know I have a first bank account but it's dormant. I just told the guy that corona virus will kill him.

This land is for sale

Your question should be specific. What aspect of failure are you talking about? Is it academic failure, financial failure, failure to not follow the moral standards of living or it could even be failure to impregnate a lady. Please be specific.
If it's failure as a matured adult, then the child is the one to blame because once he has come of age, he should be able to know what to do to steer his life and future towards the right direction.

The guy no gree do the work. Make them leave am. He doesn't want his post death treatment to be like the way Nigerians treated Abba Kyari after his demise.

Kobicove:
This is the only way to get the mofos at the border posts to do their job otherwise they will just be taking bribes and letting people pass through.

Corruption in Nigeria has reached endemic levels!

No bro. Corruption in Nigeria is now in pandemic level. It should have been declared a pandemic long before covid 19 was declared.

Chai. My Rivers state has added another one. After this lockdown resumes on Thursday, e clear say Wike go keep us for house for another one month.
Kogi state still holding tight to their stand of not acknowledging the presence of Covid 19.

Let's settle this now once and for all. Who's the mad king governor between Governor Wike and Governor Bello.
Like for Wike, Share for Bello
Voting ends in 12 hours.

Funny enough the hotel owners will not sue because they know that they broke the law and they'll just waste their money on court cases.

Letter to those who don't believe there's corona virus in Nigeria :

As Christians, we were told that there is heaven and there is hell. We haven't seen the heaven or the hell but from what we were told, heaven is the better place where we'd like to go and hell is a place of torment where we won't like to go. So, we try to live a righteous life to make heaven.

Similarly, we were all told that there is corona virus. We haven't seen the corona virus, or like most people say, 'We haven't seen someone that knows someone that knows someone that has the virus', but from what we were told, corona virus can kill, especially those with weak immune system (Did your immune system tell you that he or she is strong?). So, we also should try to live as though the virus is real and take necessary precautions or just stay at home so we'll live to see the end of this because certainly, this one shall pass. Lastly, if not for anything else, at least consider your old mama or your old papa that you'll want to go and visit, not knowing if you have the virus or not.
Thank you and goodnight.

I've heard so many conspiracy theories on this covid 19 issue but seriously why's no one blaming thanos for this covid 19? Dude wanted by all means to half the planet. He should be suspect number 1.

meobizy:
Piers Morgan is an individual full of falsehood and probably fabricated the Twitter account to prove a point.

Here's a proof that he truly is dead. And this is not from Piers Morgan. Matter of fact, the news of his death is all over facebook. Type his name and see for yourself.

To each, his own.
There are people that have millions in their account right now. If I were to be in their shoes, I would have stayed at home and be managing what I have till whenever this pandemic leaves. As long as I'll be alive after it all, I can continue the hustling. Can't y'all see the way the covid 19 death rate is increasing in Nigeria? Doesn't it scare you at least? There's something people don't know and I'll say it in capital letters. 'NIGERIA IS NOT READY FOR THIS PANDEMIC AT ALL'. We don't even have up to 3000 cases and NCDC is already overwhelmed. My people you're on your own o. Even if it's 400k you have in your account, stay home and manage till this pass away. Na who get life na im de chop. Don't be like John Mc. Daniel in the pic below.

Wetin Nepa no go see for pole.

This trinity of Their, Scientist and Stupidity are all mad even though he's one person but you gotta admit, his post is stupidly funny.

JustBeYourselfO:
NCDC and FG increasing the volume high.. by politice the virus in other to gain attention from the WHO/UN and FG can be able to get/steal money for their own interest.. #SalutetoNCDC

Ladies and gentleman, do you know who a fool is? This person i just quoted.

Now I'm here i really don't know what to say. People that know what to say are coming.

Those of you who will comment on the 2nd to the last page, do you think people will read your comment?

David na small pikin

I get mind. I read this article while sitting on my toilet seat.