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this line always works if u don't know how to toast a girl: "I love you talk your own"

@canibus
heheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
well, true story
filthy mouth i must say.
this type ehn, if u come house without money one day, kai kalawai, she go fry your ass, L ;DMCAO

@wildfire
no mind dem jare, na busy body dem be

@poster
i feel your pain, i used to be grossly petrified though for other reasons. the answer: just get a girl that seems to fit fairly into your ideal sppecs for a gf/wiffy, then take it step by step. chiks could be very annoying, but you'll only get worked up and feel like wantin-out if you think like a "MAN"! thats where you need patience to work.take your time, dont speak any words at such moments or you may just mess everything up. try to calmly see d situation thru' her lenses and discuss your disaffection with her calmly._{thats if she's reasonable sha} try not to lose your temper. and with time she'll also try to understand u and u her. but she has to be someone you like o if not, you'll lose your patience easily.

, to be continued,

Quit playing girl and face it. it makes no difference what you decide to do or not to do. but there comes a problem when you see nothing absolutely wrong with having a hubby that's free to frolic with all dem girls while you're aaway. you think its smart cos he's promised to marry you anyway?
a Man who cant stop sleeping around even when he's supposed to be engaged to a gorgeous ONE like YOU, wont stop even after that ONE-DAY high society, or is it High beach Wedding.
You think its all that?, _{hmm well it is Tripping sha i no go lie}
How would you think of your man if he tells you "girlfriend, its alright to have sex all you want when am away but please stop when we get married."
We all know what we want and deep down you need to be true to yourself an dont get carried away but all the luxuries of the "good life" he's promising.
i wish you the best.

EFOSA VAL:
thanks its working for me

Not thinking is working for you, gosh!
you're smarter than this!
Material Girl.

@efosa val
after that what next??
ever thought of it?

, and she lived happily ever after,,,,,,shey?
You focus too much on Mundane things!

@honeyjoy
your first ever post and all that fascinates you about your guy is how he makes love to you!!!!
How shallow!
You need to re-evaluate your relationship with him.
What happens if he becomes a born again xtian and refusess sex beefore marriage? will u stop being with your guy because he refuses to have sex with you untill he ties the knot? Think girl Think!

All of una just dey lie lie.
let him come home without money one day and y'all will be screaming how less of a Man he is
Bloody Hypocrites!!!

@NELLF f
you are advertising your man eh? please dont make me jealous. and wdf is HONESTLY,SINCERITY?
_{ZOOMS PAST}

@EFOSA VAL
u say, ?
_{zooooom out}

_{Zooooooooooms in}ehn?
wetin una dey talk about sef?
@TrOE
u say, ?

Kenshin died only in the OVA and not in the series!!!

@ebumowa:
my words were sensored at least! the tongue can be tamed, but can an improper lustful desire for same sex be? action speaks louder than words, i have just used words, and you F*****k oda girls(Action)!!! .i think sane nairalanders in da house would agree they'd rather have a swearing daughter for a child than a lesbian! i wonder if everyone were lesbians how babies would even be born, including YOU!

am tired of all this sickening behaviour by people who are supposed to be role models!

[color=#990000][/color]Hey man don't hate the playa, hate d game

Ya'll Lesbians, this is 4 u: Go to sleep B****tch , die modaf***kers die uhn times up B****tch close your eyes ;Go to sleep B****tch , ehy are you still alive how many times do i have to say DIE DIE DIE;;; all ya'll die lesbof*****kers die die Nameless B***tches die die ah ah ah . My fofo make sure all y'all and your mates dont grow!!!
DIE nameless B******TCH

Go to sleep!!!

ebumowa:
@el-rufai:
Lol, are u for real? You remind of the boy that cried wolf, all talk and no substance (as I suspected). If u have read my previous postings, you will see that I already know most of the lesbians on nairaland and that I have already made my 'lesbian love connection', so don't get it twisted.
I am disappointed because I can't laugh at you in your face.

Lesbian Suckers!!! I wish ya'all were decapitated!

suckers!!!

damilolami:
so what if she's a lesbian. everybody has a choice to choose who he/she wants to be.

its her life and if you're not interested its a simple case of saying no.

mind you am not a lesbian but its a free world so why pretend?

really dont understand certain positions sometimes. its a free world so don't get others who dont share your interests forcibly involved. didn't she know she liked women better than men all this time? well yes she has a choice but why did she get married - - to a MAN? Now you've caused pain and rejection to her enstranged husband and trauma for her kids living in an immodest environment. i don't know what this world is turning into, but knowing she's supposed to be a Gospel artiste, leaves much to be desired.
enough of the Madness!!!

Gosh! too bad for the young man. i bet he's still licking his wounds. that marriage was consumated wrongly i guess. does she prefer anoda woman to her husband?

Ehn, !!!!!!!!!! CHei!!! Ye Pa Kenny sait brown was ****** another woman in her Matrimonial bafroom? Where have i been, i've not been listening to news o! Is that what caused their seperation?
Wonders shall never cease, or was Mr. Brown dot doing madam well? I think he should listen to P square- do me i do you,

a lady friend of mine still in the university told me that while in her friends room one day, she was just gisting with her friend then all of a sudden, her friend came closer and kissed her! she said while she was coming close, she knew what was coming but being a close friend, she just waited to see what she wanted to do. the kiss came and it took her about 3 seconds to come to her senses and pushed her away. her friend immediately started apologizing and she told her not to worry. she later admited to me dat the kiss was quite thrilling but she didnt want to have any of it. she was into other girls b4 she turned 19 but changed afterwards and vowed never to return to that life. she told me her boyfriend ***** her better than any girl have in the past and wonders how much she'd been missin,

since its been quite a while that this thread was posted, dunno if you've gotten what you want.
but just incase, i can help you with KEYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd be glad to help ya!

Hey man,
you know its not easy to grad from UNIBEN and even more from engineering. guy na my time to form o! dont worry, just do plenty night jacking for social science LT H1 and in no time you go dey grove like moi! no carry woman too much o,

but i think its about time the authorities that be talk about our convocation, UNILAG 2007 graduates convoked last week, c'mon, uniben no dey carry last o.