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Crizzy vs Rap maestro : Open for votes!!

crizzy: ok imma go brute quick...oN dis fool diss/
its clear he doesnt hang around chicks,..coz his gurl is ugly so he settles for nude pix//

so d olodo attended skul??...and all d while he be pretendin cool/
truth be told! Book u no saBi,..pusi u nO saBI ..coz d oNly time he digs "in toto" was wen he leFt his mum's w0mb//

I'm known to be equipin tools/ that be Lifting dudes/like dealing with vowel sounds alone ill be killin u/ den leave ur family in a weepin mood/

coz a Win for lasisi ain't even on course for consideration/ & ur only chance to 'Draw with me?? that must be in the form of an 'Illustration'//

Beside Rap, I've got d Skill/..a Street G? I'm dat For real/
But For Him, I'll Hold The Hammer Still/, Squeeze Three/..reconstuct his face with a 4 by 2 coz dis guy's so ugly ehn?..funny enough d ape na d finest on his family tree//

Nigga! Fact is my craft-is-sharper/even in d fixtures no one tinks dis gay is harder/beat me? U will nid to come crazy to make d cut like a spastic-barber/

Coz Like burnaboy..u no fit run ma race/call me epiderm..d way imma light up ur face/murder ur mates nd Bleep ur dates/why? C'mon even ur dick shrinks at d sight of ur face/

I'm a god! Savin my lines fo' beta opponents coz dis wack's lame/u sha came/tho u lack fame/coz we can't even tell ur top from ur bottom like d last letter in ur last name!!//
LASIS"I"

VS

Rap maestro: i'm in to lay ambush & siege/
to dis fagg Ankle & d1ck/
so to stop him from cumming up.. I'll strike his teeth out and stop him not to ramble & speak/ and leave my acidic flows on his body to have his skin dampened & sick/ crizzy, see.. My basic lines/
is enough to tie yo blazey rhyme/
and leave you live a wasted life, you'd rethink of going back to chasing time/ but got him hitted by 'bosses'.. Like yo're on a busy roads in maryland/ ama strike yo and leave yo dead/
.. You go know say 'Tune dey', when i get headnut when i sieve yo head/ last barz to bury tha fagg/
so when I slap yo shoulder and say ''son'', shows that i'm clearly yo dad//
then I got an xtra accolade/
to murder tha bro, have him hack or laid/
till he sings 'you go kill me' by sar ko die/
i mean.. I go put yo entire family tree to extinction when I sack yo dear/ yo gerrit?
Crizzy would cease to exist/
when i get pissed, so desist/
from Maestro... Cause to blood, he doesn't always seems to resist//

Kerijay 1 - 4 Chocckidd

Chocckidd qualifies for the quarter finals.

16 lines is 16 bars. Niggas should please take note.

mykali: LOL. This Sauron that will forever continue to deny his true identity.

Mikuz, I got your mail. Does the offer still stands? Sorry that I saw it late. I hardly visit nairaland these days, but I'd like to witness this tourney that's got The Great Ibime a.k.a Spitzophrenic competing in it.

Good.

We now have :

Cooger
Jamez3d and
Mykali
. . . as resident judges. Just great!!


oNe!

http://www.facebook.com/m1ku2 <= My facebook

This guys are jokers. I wonder why you signed for the tourney with this kind of unseriousness.

MVGT : Chocckidd

Kerijay Vs Chocckidd : Open for votes!!

Kerijay: I own this Era/
So bitch look further/
coz my killing methods are brilliant so i can give you a Straight A Murder/
......And take your measurements to buy you a well sized casket just
to give you a befiting Burial/

My style is 'XL'...Call me Chino/
i stock cash/ but he fucck yansh/
.....His surname should be Cece coz he knows how to 'Wine A$$' like a real hoe/

I'd like to do changes to organs in his Midline/
by ripping his hearts/
chopping his liver in parts/
......just to get a unique interior design

I'm violent than highway bandits/
coz i intend to beat you till you cant breathe/
and admit you in an Intensive Care Unit/
.....Or plug you to a life support machine just to flow to your Heartbeats/

VS

Chocckidd: dearly beloved , we're gathered here to see our brother depart/ to the great beyond when pen words that display dark arts/ then smash his head on ignition.. you see i just gave him a head start/

no feelings at all bout to rip ths apart/drop bombs like fighter jets when i air in war crafts/i could talk of my battles but truth is i aint got stats.. just a healthy dose of sick pills that leave dudes mentally daft

can't beleive i'm even battling this dude/ my puns are highly sophisticated but your death will be crude / kj sounds like an eatery, this is a feast i tell ya/ we in the game while you loud on the side like vuvuzela

this is obviously a freestyle i didn't think this through/ but even on stage, my mic checks will put paid to your career... check 1 check 2 check mate, you're through

Chocckidd, I didn't. You have 30 minutes.

Affable 0 - 4 Jaephilipss

Jaephilipss qualifies for the quarter finals.

coogar: yes, as a judge.....
i might call out the eventual winner of the tourney later on if i am arsëd. i hope ibime wins it so i can slaughter the obese charlatan with my penmanship.

Ok good.

Krizzkutz: lmao, welcome bro



By the way, wtf mention alexpissu's name here . . Even if dah nigga come here e go join prelims of which na him go first commot

LMAO . , True that!

coogar: you? battle??
ibime is right, this place has gone to the dogs.

Are you in?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - Jaephilipss

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphor - Jaephilips

Punchlines - Jaephilipss

Flow - Jaephilipss

Wordplay - Affable

Closer - Tie

MVGT : Jaephilipss

coogar: i should take part in this ish. i see this list & no name there scares me. where's mailmalc, alexpissu, streetwize, chamotex? if i take part, it would be like taking candy from a kid of 5!!!!

maybe i would battle the winner of the tourney later......

WTF!! Alexpissu ? . . .THIS IS DEFINATELY NOT SAURON!!

Affable vs Jaephilipss : Up for votes!

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

16 lines

Affable: Niqqa drop the 'call' cos diz is ur DEADLINE/ I watch him "draw a line on the ground,and give it a blow" to afford PUNCHLINE/ I'm not trying to "DESTROY" his "FRAME",but ya'll will see the "PICTURE I'M VIEWING" when i TARNISH-his-IMAGE/ "DISS-appear" anywhere I am! Amma "screw what's driving you "nuts" and make you VARNISH-to-your-VILLAGE/ (^^disappear).
The only time he's HOT is when he's in the OVEN so i'd "SMASH-D-GEEK" 4 "SELF-SERVICING"/ and TRASH-HIS-DICK, 4 SELF-PLEASING/ "jaephillipss" needs "SCHOOLING", I wonder why broke nigga's wants to "CHOP-MONEY" like P-square, doesn't he know he's "FEE-LIPS??" (phillips)/ I'm here to devore your FEELINGS/ i'm a NEW BE in nairaland coz i've come to stay/(newbie). Nigga you think i'm "HALF-ABLE"? that means you don't know this calaba son: Affable/ your wackness is pitiable/ I PAYED diz ARTIST,he couldn't still DRAW-my-ATTENTION/ Steadfast I hold his breakfast coz he's meant-4D-DETENTION/ Body no be FIREWOOD but i'm BURNING-UP/ I Stand like an ERECTED dick like i'm "CUMMING UP" (coming up)/ i won the battle and i watch him screaming YES/NO like BANKY W's song/ i make you taste thorns/ like Franky's door-bull-you's tongue/ you "sell talks"? I don't "buy the idea"/ so you running? You mean you hide-here?/ smash my CUTLASS to his toe cause he was CAUGHT LAST/ the next time you here BUMMMM will be jaephillip's BOMB BLAST/

VS

Jaephilipss: u the kinda guy I like to flog/
. . .n I might stop. . .u saw d pairing n u were like why God?/
my name put u inna bad mood, but m kind, came with petrol n matches to light u up/

I deal with chicks, who rake ma p3nis/
. . .I shake n press titss/
but u a low life. . .u begin with 'hoes' like a game of tennis /

U so fvcked up/. . .
M finna, beat d hell outta u without moving a muscle. . .nor tendon/ . . .beating u ain't work! I'll stand on d same spot n beat u to prove there was no work done!!

N if u wanna go gangster, imma send u bottles /
. . .n eff u up too
But err thing about u is little, so even with an axe, u like ma toe nail! I bend to cut you!!

...before d battle, he just masturbate /
U know why he does it? I told him he can't overcome Jae /
I'll slay u with mini kicks
. . .n finish him. . .
He's life's negative. . .anyone tell 'pha yaa ' attends MFM ministries!!

U ain't match, u dare calling me.. . .I kill u after smashing your head with my call log, n not bury him/ . . .any odd movement, he'll b stabbed with My blackberry pin/

Using knife!? to sharp to use on him/. . .so I squeeze him indoors, like keys, u got it/ then break his head on a table, no injury? y forming?? /
. . .fling him at d wall, give him a wall cut like arsenal football team!!

U against me? Your deaths definite, wait. . .
as my punch, setting him straight /
. . .then I school him! But if he tries to snitch, one punch!! N he'll pass out with his birth certificate!!!

Good one.

Alright people, all systems go.
Welcome to the first official NL Kings Tourney - first round preliminary stage. That's right, history is about to be made, so without much ado, let's get in with the draws.
We first arrange the battlers in alphabetical order from 1 to 12, then paired in such a way that (1) will slug it out with (7), then ( with (2), (3) faces (9), (10) vs (4), (5) battles (11) and finally (12) files out against (6).

Now here's the list of battlers in ascending alphabetical order :

1. Affable
2. Chocckidd
3. Crizzy
4. Deli Dimes
5. Dopey G
6. god of music
7. Jaephilipss
8. Kerijay
9. Rap maestro
10. Rhyme lunatic
11. Shawndhabi
12. Tz phalanx

First round fixtures

a. Affable vs Jaephilipss
28 October 2013
b. Kerijay vs Chocckidd
30 October 2013
c. Crizzy vs Rap maestro
1 November 2013
d. Rhyme lunatic vs Deli dimes
3 November 2013
e. Dopey G vs Shawndhabi
5 November 2013
f. Tz phalanx vs god of music
7 November 2013

Rules
- 16 lines.
- Deadline is 9pm.
- Verses should be sent to mikuzezeala@gmail.com or my facebook box : m1ku2
- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments on here.

Main Judges
- Glacierz
- Mikuz
- Joshua base
- Illscripts

- Recognised do,.pe heads are also allowed to vote.

khimwhyte: Ibis dbr and scripts, I see una/
Mik I want in if dia's any slot

You no try at all. Was looking to extend an iv to you too only to find out that you've blocked me.

Alright guys, 16 it is . . .
Since Illscripts is opting out, this is our updated list.

1. Da phantom
2. U3
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Animentum
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
9. Ojiegbu
10. Ibime
11. DBR
12. Thunderstorm
13. ThePrekky
14.
15.
16.

O' boy . . . Damn!!!
Fixtures will come up after the conclusion of the preliminary round.

DBR: Hian!! u find me to judge, so u hav written me off say ma bones don weak to battle abi?

Mikuz Achebe, clap for yaself. .weldone!#MI'sVoice




oNe

Oga, ya bones don weak no be small, infact you need to maintain a reasonable distance from the battlers when fight start cos we no go make arrangements for stretchers oh.

Oga make we post oh.

DBR: Mikus, if ibime is in then i'm in!!!














but as an observer


oNe

Oga I don dey find you since. You are in as one of the judges.

Finally got Thunder in too.

Ema prince: @mikuz
you would have invited siddog..i think that guy is cool..may be you may get him with the likes of el raf to help judge..that el raf guy is intelligent

I do not think Sid is interested. I have already invited enough vets from facebook. 4 facebook judges plus another 4 from here go do na.

Closed. Fixtures to come up tomorrow!!

Ok guys, Prekky is in! Tournament kicks off next month!!!