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Ibime: Then this is no tournament. You might as well cut the charade and challenge me direct for the throne, thats if you don't fall to Joshuabase, Blaqbones or Illscripts before then. With Thunder and Prekky involved, this becomes a tourney with 6 or 7 possible Champions, otherwise ma motivation go dull. I can't consider the winner official King when two of the top four names are missing. Infact I'm withdrawing ma name till Prekky and Thunder join in, especially Prekky.

It's already a competition with 6-7 possible champions because Illscripts, U3, Ojiegbu and Blaqbones are title holders on facebook. Anyways, I'm gonna try to get Prekks and Chuka in. I pray you don't under rate any of these facebook vets.

Ibime: Prekky and Thunderstorm must make no 11 and 12 on that list if not tournament no complete

I no sure say dem dey for battle form oh. They are partaking as judges.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Mik, I'll have to go through the preliminaries?[/quote]Yeah. This ish got seeded bro.

@Illscripts : Yeah I can, when we finish brushing the list.

Alright, sign up closed. Well - we have decided to seed the sign up process due to the overwhelming number of vets participating. We now have :

1. Da phantom
2. U3
3. Illscripts
4. Glacierz
5. Animentum
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
9. Ojiegbu and
10. Ibime
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12.

Already in. The two spaces left would be reserved for the finalists of the Preliminary round. So the netcees who signed on here, and couldn't find their nicks on the list will have to compete in the preliminaries => https://www.nairaland.com/1491116/king-tourney-preliminaries

The first 12 to sign up . . ,

Ibime: I'm only in if the tourney starts Nov 25th

Ok good.

Krizzkutz: boss, dnt u think 12 glads aint good enuff?? d number too small

The smaller the better bro. Besides I'm considering the judges, we don't want to be over working 'em.

Official NL King tourney sign up thread


https://www.nairaland.com/1489991/official-nl-king-tourney-sign

Hello,
This is introducing, the first official king of Nairaland tournament!!!
Grab your seats . . .

Now this competition will progress through a knock out system - First round, quarter finals, semi finals and the final. The first round would be structured in such a way that 12 netcees would be paired to face off. The best two losers from this round will the join the other 6 netcees who'd automatically progress to the next through knocking out their opponents, summing up the total number of quarter finalists to 8. The tourney will navigate in such manner till our finalists emerge.

We 'll have a total of 3-5 credible and independent judges (vets) who'd help us with verdicts. Judges are allowed to use our default voting criteria list or otherwise.


Battlers already signed in include ;

1. Da phantom
2. Aisha
3. Illscripts
4. Glacierz
5. Rhyme Lunatic
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
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It's on!!!!!

Prekky check facebook.

Ibi and Ema abeg make una check una email.

Gon' be brutal . . ,

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

20 lines

Deadline : Friday 25th October 2013, 6pm.

smh

ThePrekky: Nice nice nice..
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I'm known as d master rapper/ when I crash and scatter/
cos I'm a dangerous player. . .'step with me' & lose 'A Toe' easier than Anzhi Makhachkala!/
See I don't laff wit bastards/ cos I'm past ya chapters/ so if these niggahhz start saying I'm an awful dude to spit it/ they'd be 'selling themselves short' like prostituting midgets!/
Silly, u'r constituteing nuisance/ we wish u decompose & melt/
cos out in public I'm calm, but u need a ghost-writer. . .how u can't compose yurself!/
I'm ill enuff to dispose off health/ cos I'm more cold & evil/ than the Zohan tripled/
I rise high like cones and steeples/ but ur flows are feeble/
U d terminator? I'm the destroyer! & this punch is 'Bar-burying' like the Conan Sequel!!/
Don't test me bro/ I'm blessed with flows/ & I rep Igbos/ but this neegguh has no real life, so online is where he “seeks one” . . .Eaglets vs Mexico!/
I'm rich enuff 2 squander the cheddah/ but don't dare thunder and tether/
Or I'll quit brainstorming. . .& physically ensure you're 'under the weather'!/
I split broads/ in three, fours/ when I'm a bit bored/
So listen bro, U'll die a self-servicer. .while I'll see more Bikini Bottom. . .than Spongebob and Squidward!!/
From Carlifonia to Winterland/ I get greet by fans/ but dt don't mean I'll hesitate to 'plank' haters with ma hands/
So eida respect my 'prada shoes'. . .or watch your head when the Timber-lands!/
This Jock does a cheap swing/ & then feels swell like bee stings/ when nobody undstnds what He sings/
Truth is, he could play his guitar wearing 'lingerie'. .we still won't get what this G strings!/
I,ve been known to smoke wood stumps/ then shoot trumps/ with huge pumps/
so wen I strut like a gander, niggzz start to 'duck' like they caught the goose bumps!/

Hot stuff. Just sick!!!

Krizzkutz: Is that note d same verse in aisha nana note 'I am' dah she featured u??

Bros abeg drop link!

Ibime: I'm doing some professional exams at the moment so don't wanna tie myself to any commitment. Let's revisit Dec 1st. Definitely!

No wahala bro . . .

DSuperT: Lemme tell yall somethin...

Quick to hack with saw, crackin a jaw, back for a brawl, jump right back up until i make these titans fall

im the dirty stall, cuz im the shyt, its one for all, no, all for one, man im kickin bums, this games my hall...

...of fame, put shame to you, like you fornicaite, im GOD so we play my way, you dazed cause im medical blaze, laced, all in your brain, you okay?

ur like a warrior with you mace, misplaced, before your race, is bout to be discraced, by a sacred face of evil taste, thats me... taking the governments place

call it over, thats new world order, its actually a deluxe pizza, and this biitch HUGE!... but you cant afford her, even this clover can give you no luck after i drop this morter

and king's who? he who? leaf loose? what the fucc is a mikuz? he flew, but i wing shoot, he's a walk now, and if i have to i will shoot off his feet too, please dude, ima chief you, you need to, learn some new style, cuase compared you, its like im dressed sharper than each tool

aced all you classes, quaked the earth, no i grabbed it, shook it up, then i smacked it, out the ball park... bet i can catch it, maybe ill choke up like i was rabbit, but if i recall in the end, mathers had it

and just cause ya'll cant fucc with a king, dont mean you shouldnt try, look at me, callin this guy, mik-who? down for a ride... but really he cant fucc with me... he couldnt make it past halftime

Lol . . Just saw this . .


I'm beating this g.,ay now/ my punchlines be leaving his face down/
He hacks with what? . . this fo,.ol will 'see saw' . . If only he visits a playground!/

Hes never been noticed with a title/ I bleed the novice with a rifle/
but after I damage his nose in reprisals . . he would wish he spoke through his brother like Moses in the bible!/

I stop kiddies/ that form witty/ with dumb siggies/
ask civil engineers to build so many auditoriums in his state . . and turn his town to a 'Hall city'!/

I speak smoother than an awesome reporter/ even my weakest punch will knock out the pauper/
. . rhyming over with order . . shows you musta come from the gutter!/

Ya just a clueless urchin/ the trash you spews' damn shocking/
My punches keep smacking ya skull till ya brain faces a shutdown . . Us government!/

If this kid dare/ he ll get impaled with three spears/
Ya chick gives cu,.nt to all . . Cos any guy that asks for a portion of her pu.,sy . . Its crisp clear/ even 'Jack' knows that she 'Will share'!/

. . You aint a seasoned speaker/ everything you spit is weaker/
Its not 'Steven' . . but you'll suffer a hearing problem . . soon as my blows hit ya 'Pinna'!/

This aweful midget/ will never come out sickest/
Its 'simple' . . My serene yard exites ya chic's attention . . 'compound interest'!/

Ibime now that we are here . . . . . I got a concept. How about we do a 32 lines cipher/prewritten sh,.it? I ll create a new thread for it, with a caption like CIPHER OF THE GREATS : Mikuz Ft Ibime

'Bis holla if you see this. Just got gingered to do something.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]I was thinking of 'para seat em all' pun this morn, but iBi since has used it, i got a different idea. . . here
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Their secrets, they holler/so if niggas dont drop the quid. . .i go payola/ or the glock goes a poh ka!!/cos ima a money lover. . .like Ibime and Krayola!!/

i am. .
Raps five star general/who bagged several/plus my fame as far as senegal/ supreme court cant compare. . . .my bars are past federal!!/

i am. . .
The preacher who drinks stout guiness/and gets stoned like renowned Stephen/ then my mouth speaking/when the town visit/that i heal them of a bowel disease/

so know ur allowed limits/cos any nigga call me out in a cock fight. . .i ll cast into him a foul spirit!!/ now u say how wicked/well, when i sprout lyrics/i count minutes/

i wrote 12's in 15. .but yall niggas spend hours sitting/ trying to compose a verse that exudes power within/

wires sparking lately/u crashing crazy/i pilot this no vex me. . .
. . .But if i para, shoot u into space. . .be rest assured you're landing safely!!/[/quote]I sure say you don dey smoke. You wrote this when?

Hehehe . . . I'm on this . . .

Ibime ya build ups na inspiration . . Nice ones from Deli and Lunatic!




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I'm a rap heavyweight/ my tentacles has scanned every state/
. . . I often take ya girl shopping . . but shoes and jewelries is what she 'Do buy' . . like United Arab Emirates!/

I'm stamping fakes/ with stabs that leave they body in parts/
. . . been schooled up to Ph.d . . but any uni that gives 'You B.A' . . must be running a bank!/

When I perform stunts with ma mac/
. . niggas here won't give a damn 'bout ya village hypes/
cos Ima make you frightened to drop ya sh,?t . . when I have you running from ya toilet . . like sewage pipes!/

Any ish I write/ is rated higher/ . .
Its not the African nation . . but you get ' Charred' soon as I raise ma fire!/

I blaze the spot with crazy ciphers/ what I pop is smoother/ plus I table raps that stun commuters/
. . but after my heat leave you turned to suya . . Ill make the Swansea player . . watch 'Me chew' ya!/

Peeps know me for trouble/ my bars make hommies to crumble/
. . you get subjected to frog jumps . . If you think you ya the 'biggest toad in the puddle'!/

I put you dudes on the low/ when I'm intriducing ma flows/
. . I can't be out witted . . cos you 'couch potatos' . . can't cushion my blows!/

My lines incite . . / I do a face off with cats/ through an incredulous spate of attacks/
. . F,.?ck federal reserves . ,
. . and I aint science inclined . . / so all my works are in a 'state of the art'!/

I leave y'll afraid of ma raps/ aint in this business to play/ . . I'm like Brad Pitt in a way/
. . so like 'punching David' . . title contenders should think 'bout 'hitting the Hay'!/

Ma easing display . . / of bars show that I'm smarter than symbians/
. . but y'll sound like dolphins to me . . cos you 'Air fish yarns' . . like the 'book after Philipians'!/

. . You can't best this rapper for instance/ I put cats on defence like Danny Shittu/ . . schooling you quacks be the kinda stuff that I'm into/
. . . Ask 'Spongebob' . . I leave you with a 'Square pant' . . when I bring a brick ta stampede you!/

. . I got more fans than Zizzou/ plus I'm fun to niggas/
. . Newcomers call me they role models . . cos my puns are iller . . / but like Cameroon's leader . . lads wouldn't want to 'Be-ya'!/

I bring your crew fever. . / and spit what dudes can't resist/
. . My stage charisma . . have you facing boos 'Or-mockery' . . like the 'village were Aluu 4 was brutally killed'!/

Every bar you put down is bit/ cos you're bleak and fake/
. . I have ya face disfigured . . Cos my upper cuts leave 'Jaws thin' . . and I aint making any reference to 'Timberlake'!/

. . I p,.i.mp ya date/ cos I ball like Nuhri Sahin/
'Skirtel' should tell you that I rock the crowd when I'm doing 'Ma thing'!/

Heads panic/ when I unleash my rare tactics/
. . See, to hell with 'auto repairers' . . If you see a moniker from Islam's holiest city . . thats a 'Mecca nick'!/

Ibime: Quick free. . .


I seen em fall/ while I'm standing sleek and tall/
I cure niggas 'headache' if beefs involved/
Cos they swear they can stand my madness. . . but my 'para seat em all!'/
This nigga looking so moist/ plus he got no woof in his voice/
His sister was born a b!tch. . . but he a p*ssy by choice!/
My songs cajole/ niggas to ignore the troll/
Networks block every other call when I'm on the phone/
I spit contextual nouns / to vex this clown / his chick wanna sex me now/
So it aint to 'scold or rebuke her'. . . when I give her a 'dressing down'!/
I dead a player with ease/ whenever placing my frees/
Cos my rhymes are breathtaking like a respiratory disease/
I'm the hottest in here/ cos I'm better than a lot of my peers/
Nigga claim he got dollars to spare/
But one look at my alligator shoes. . . will make him shed crocodile tears!/
I roll with wild mammals/ baboons and vile vandals/
If I challenge dude. . .he'll either chicken out . . or cry foul!/
I tie sandals/ as my bars school/ the large fool/
Claim he drive flash whips. . but even 'Afghans' know his 'car bull'!/
I aint tryna knock the homie/ but everything he drop is phony/
If he say he got more 'buzz' than me. . . that's a 'shocking' story!/

hehehe . . I dey come.

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I smash you cats with a pole/ and seperate ya @ss from ya soul/
. . so just give up the struggle . . cos attempting ta make a last 'ditch' effort . . will leave you trapped in a 'hole'!/

I manufacture lines/ designed to fracture thighs/ . . and crack up spines/
. . plus I 'hold all the aces' . . hence if you claim king of kings . . goons will tell you its a 'pack of lies'!/

In bed . . I'm pleasing ya chic/ . . teasing and squeezing her t¿ts/
. . . she call me 'Sergio' . . cos the 'Boo squirt' . . whenever she's steeping ma d¿ck!/

I'm witty and sleek/ my style is deep but trendy/ while what you spit is empty/
. . when I appear with ma tinted Bentley . . you blacks go green with envy!/

I develop a plan/ to start a furnace that would envelop ya clan/
. . plus I'm a great predator . . strong enough to attack Eagles . . like Ethiopian fans!/

I'm an utopian man/ and a seamless brother/ so you better stop claiming that ya frees are hotter/
. . cos like 'Tbilisi'. . we'll see the flaws in you . . when niggas 'Judge ya' . . .!/

I rip any freak assunder/ cos my texts be lethal/ so when I storm ya area, you best be civil/ . . like Kelvin little/
. . You lack titles . . the only belt you ever owned is ya pelvic 'girdle'!/

You wacks aint got the spice/ no wonder you never come up with something nice/
so try to clash with me . . . and have ya people declared missing . . like Thunder's lost device!/

They know me for dropping guys/ so you'd be the next to be clamped/ soon as I bring ma techs and attack/
. . Al Shabab give me 'credit' for making ma hood a 'flash'point of terorrist acts!/

I lecture with facts/ my punchlines be more interesting than dance steps from Fally Ipupa/ and I'm hardly a loser/
. . . but when my rocket launchers smash and bombard ya compound's entrance . . you'd call me a 'gate crasher' . . like 'party intruders'!/

. . You never think straight like faggits in FUTA/ so Ill leave y'll brutalised by an aide and two men/
. . hence forget Ephraim and Rueben/ cos soon as my boys start the looting . . its best you be on ya 'Gad' . . like one of Jacobs children!/

Ibime: .

Y'all niggas hardly super/ while I'm harder than an army trooper/
and raps that I author/ beat your hyperactive disorder/ . . into a calming stupor!/
Walk in the club. . .ladies think I'm a charming suitor/
till I pull my pants down. . .and shyte on the dance floor. . .party pooper!!/
I'm the King of Kings/ A macabre ruler/
So when I raise my sword/ if you don't praise the Lord/ . . then you must be saving breath. . for the Hallelujah!/
I value silence/ so noisemakers will get subjected to Aluu violence/
I kill a nigga. . . then kill niggas who come to bury him. . .like Agagu's pilots!!/
Been tryna pass the crown, but none of y'all merit this ish/
so I might hang on. . . till my son inherit this ish/
And if y'all protest against the King. . . I'ma convert my reign. . . into an Emperorship!!/
Any nigga in an angry tirade/ will get strangled and slayed/ when I handle my blade/
And since the Soviets took a monkey when they travelled to space/
. . .I'ma hire Russian goons/ to deport y'all baboons/. . .to the planet of Apes!!!/
I'm simply raw/ My trigger finger kill em all/
When I deliver force/ that collapse the Empire State building to a single floor/
I shoot dude in the @ss and make the nigga fall/
Cos my bullet hit so many 'Gee bootys'. . . you'd swear I was fighting in Somalian civil war!!/
(Djiboutis)
Everything I spit, they deem it as brilliance/ I pee on you minions/
What you know about trips to Italy. . . eating sardines with Sardinians?/
What you know about eating parmesan/ with Parma Ham?/
Diss me in your local lingo. . .and I'll castrate your mother tongue. . .in your fatherland!/
You better eulogise a sage/ as I brutalise the stage/
I'm from a long line of Ijaw slavetraders. . . so it's in my DNA to dehumanise a slave!/
Our martyrs bled/ so Tompolo had to spark the lead/
From Boyloaf to grown men. . .now we in Aso Rock. . .eating cassava 'bread'!!/
While all you punks is starving/
Y'all chickens better duck . . .when our guns is sparking/
I'm the uncle charming/
that'll run up on ya pops. . .while he reading the 'newspaper'. . . and 'punch' your 'guardian'!/
5 years, still this tyrant stand/ spitting fire from his diaphragm/
King of Kings. . . Waridabo I of Nairaland!/


oNe

Nice! Real nice!!

Closed : Lunatic wins.

deli dimes: smh erthnigma i fink ppl shld post dia verse not odas verse....nizzle must u act bleeped up everytym....

Link please.

Where are your bars?

ERTHAENIGMA: See how them ra.pe lunatic,chai,this is heartless

Bro you don pass this kain thing.

[quote author=cptn_Carnage]To I am new here from south Africa how does one hook up a rap battle here[/quote]You would want ta drop a free.

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

20 lines

Deadline : Sunday 6th October 2013, 6pm.