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ILLScripts: .
.lol,am sure u enjoy creamy asses riding ur pencil...lwkmd o!

You don dey get mouth abi? Remeber nobody used to see you around this part after we banished you for biting! I will always rate Deli above you cos hes never been an ignoble vampire like you! Infact, I'm beginning to regret why I invited you back self, because you're starting to think say we don forget am. Breaking news - Its a fact that Illscripts remains the most shameful biter to ever hit the net. No gree make I call Ema Prince for you o . . . Remember how you told me that he scares the sh,.it outta you. Deny it and watch. I go do you Brandon khase part 2!!!!

Ibime: Don't worry about all that. Kings will be Kings regardless when the tourneys done!

If you like ghostwrite for Chocc, I no just care. I thank God say my fight go come before yours. If I go down then you're going with me. If I no reach final you no go reach am. Haba, son of man no go rest? A date with with Chocc is a treat for my troubles

ILLScripts: Lol. .av been expecting this fool to come and quote lines since. . .

I sure say you don pass 18. If you come dey act like this, what do I expect from your younger ones?

Krizzkutz: Lmao mikuz I jus d use one eye d look u since, u cum talk for fb say u must pair ibime n siddoggg, as e react u come pair am widd u3, first of all all dis arrangements r wrong. . Uu d organise tourney and u takepart, all ya dreams na to see bis fall, u come pair urslf wid chocckid, this a nairaland tourney ryt?? Soo u xpecting fb niggas to win am?? Was if u were bis nd u battling a nigga dah knw so much abt u and u knw nada bout him??

Anyways tz still ASUU will blame for erritin

Look at this retarded c,.ocksucker! Whats the meaning of this nonsence. Mumbling idi,.ot!!You must be a stu.,pid foo,.l to think that I wanted to pair Sid with Ibi because I wanted him disgraced. That's one thing with most of you facebook goblins,, a good number of you liliputs are intellectually myopic. If you have the brain capacity of a human you'd read in between the lines and find out that the pairing will profit him the more. Do you know how many times he and other facebook vets have asked me to arrange a battle between them and Ibi? Im sure you saw how my profile rose on FB after battling him. Infact almost all the niggas I invited from Facebook coulda declined if he was'nt in the contest. Ask Ibi, he was the first vet I mailed, asking that he partake in the tourney as a judge cos initially what I had in mind was to organise a low key tourney. But he stated that if I can extend the kick off date he ll partake as a battler. So I took advantage of his presence to turn the tourney to a royal rumble and include facebook vets too. U3 should tell you better, Its always an honour to fight a champion. You think most netcees respect Streetwize because they just feel hes d.,ope? Think again. U3 vs Ibime never start but see the kain hype and attention U3 don dey generate. Why wont I expect Fb niggas to win it? Don't I and Illscripts possess titles on FB? Do you reason like a baboon? Concerning organising and being a part of the tourney, you the only one complaining to me about it because you are a jobless illiterate. I'm ready to hand everything over to you if you have the mental capacity to run things, including keeping in touch with the judges, stickying threads, posting the verses and stuff. Mumbling Idi,.ot!

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Krizzkutz: Xlite Faker Shii . . That's it bis

u needta know stuffs like
His a self acclaim demigod
d leader of xlite, illscript join d crew and scripts dor whoop am
e put anthens, greece as wr e d live

Uhm mah bring list of ppl wey dan whoop am

WTF!! If You no get work rhis morning abeg come wash my car.

Where's U3?

Ibi aint a worthy rival/ my heat will scorch his spinals/
cos If U3 fails to kill you . . then Ima do it . . in the quartet finals/
You better clutch the bible/ soon as I co,.rk my rifle/
cos Mik would be the sole reason why Ibi wont touch the title!/
I dont care if you write for him . . Ill still leave his skin with hunches/ whitewash him like laundries/ till he leaps with crutches/
cos In the fight, Ill have Ifeanyi Uba organising a Labour party . . as Im delivering punches!/
The spits Im rapping/ will give him a spanking/ after I put kid in napkins/
cos my jabs will take kid out like excursion buses in Kindergartins!/
This tourney is just a build up/ cos I see myself as Athletico cos I've already won the Kings cup/
So if Chocc tries to step to the plate . . like child p.,orns . . Ima fork the kid up!/
Ill leave Ibi murked this time/ cos he flosses lines/ thats got flawed designs/
like Copa del Rey . . even my name should tell you that the Kings cup is mine!/
I bring fire to homers like Zaki/ plus my bars show that I'm crafty . , . /
. . So his life is at stake . , cos if hes talking God's wheel . . then the maker must own a Bugatti!/

Khim abeg start writing.

siddoggg: iF AH DoNt SeE THe cRiTeRiA By THe EnD oF tODaY.....y'aLL sHoULd CoUnt Me Out......rUBBisH!!!

Ok good . .

helsinki? . . Cats know me from Timbuktu to West Italy. . / you best learn quikly. ./ that Miks damn witty. ./ and my verses drop vets swiftly. . / so its you go defensive like Chielini/
cos when bring my team, Ill rule this Man's city . . Ask Pellegrini!/
Im coming back at you like the law of karma/ cos you talk like starters/ when I punch you stagger/
. . claiming Vikings . . but even M.I's kins can swear that ya just A bagger!/
I beat dawgs like like Barca/ what I drop is harder/ but your Songs are wacker/
Ya ammo can't match mine . . Cos the rounds in your 'Guns are low' . . like the player who balls for Rafa!/
I blast this negro/ his class is zero/ his style is old like the tracks of Sisqo/
so next time he claim I did PDP with the draws . . Ill break his head with 'A pc' . . after I smash his windows!/
My bars put this dawg in the detention/ for coming from a na.ughty dimension/
so when the result of ya battle with U is annouced . . You best not dispute it . . like Ifeanyi in Anambra Governorship election!/
Hes lost his direction/ Im sure by now he must be in tension/
. . Cos even Arsene Wenger knows Ima make this 'Jew rue' . . soon as I blast shots in his rectum!/
What you lack is vision/ but Im a smart logician/ the best lad this season/
so after the tourney . , we'll see "Tha Mik reign" . . without picturing the Naija musician!/

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Ema Prince here's my fight with him last year . . .

Ukeme Ulquiorra Uduak

Pls note his name kingsley Mikuz
Ezeala (M, K, E)
Ist off, I apologise for dat LAST
BATTLE, a keystyle put me and
frank in d same WACK SADDLE...
But now THAT MOOD's CHANGED/
See AH BRUISE LAMES and Hell
already HAD U CLAIMED so when
I'm done yall gon see 'MK in a
box' ...... BRAND NEW GAME (-_-)
(Lost to Hel'ion)
See I could RIP HIM OR CHOKE
BREATHE outta this WEAKLING's
UNGROWN VERSE, Ur like "ice in
sahara".. no ones FEELING UR
COLD THREATS!/
Ibime turns u on! mere thoughts
be KEEPING YOUR HOLE TENSED So
dont act tough cuz facing Doom
we saw 'M brace'... like a MEETING
OF OLD FRIENDS !//
And my fire strong, DESTROYS
ZONES AND RANCHES, LEAVE UR
BONES BLACK AND WEAK and
they'll find 'M bars' WITH SOME
COAL AND ASHES when I SPLIT YA
RATIONAL THOUGHTS/
I SEE YA PASSION AS NAUGHT cuz
a single punch will 'give u a
change of timezones' like
INTERNATIONAL CLOCKS!!/
My FIST HAVE THIS HO STUNNED,
ur HITS LACK DEVOTION cuz Ur
"too weak to kill" like cyanide
CRYSTALS IN OCEANS!/
Ill DISPATCH THIS LOW SCUM! its
funny.. D broke kid brags on
Nairaland but only time 'M eats'
is when SIGNALS IN MOTION!//

Kingsley Mikuz Ezeala

My verse against Uduak

This LINE STRECTHING FAKE IS
LAME/ so Ill SILENCE THE GAY WITH
PAIN/
. . my sword split UK in two . .
like I was BISECTING GREAT
BRITAIN!!/
I 'cock' my gun to make a rout
commence/ and rip this 'owl' in
shreds/ . . so he better 'chicken'
out . . or Ill make him suffer a
death-penalty for his 'fowl'
offence!!/
My rhymes make this dude
suffer/ cos the swines a true
sucker/
so Ill prepare an axe to give him
a 'fractional slash'(/) like I was
'dividing two numbers'!!/
I BLOW UP THIS FAGGIT/ cos he
RHYMES SO SOFT AND TRAGIC/
. . I hang him with a Usb cable . .
and put U3 out of existence like
MICRO-SOFT AND SANDISK!!!/

Lol @ cure for his madness.

Nna nwanne Ibime, Im selling personals oh . . . Contact me if you want to do businessu.

Ibime: Send me his profile

This is serious.

24 lines it is then. Ibime which one is Pdp?Those draws are clean, I do not know what you're talking about.

Official Nairaland tourney

https://www.nairaland.com/1526556/nairaland-king-tourney-first-round

Official Nairaland tourney

https://www.nairaland.com/1526556/nairaland-king-tourney-first-round

Alright guys. You all know the drill, so let's kick this.

First round fixtures

a. Blaqbones vs Da phantom
25 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
27 November 2013

c. U3 vs Ibime
29 November 2013

d. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
1 December 2013

e. Ojiegbu vs Deadscrollz
3 December 2013

f. Thunderstorm vs Khimwhte
5 December 2013

g. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
7 December 2013

h. Animentum vs Glacierz
9 December 2013


Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to mikuzezeala@gmail.com or my facebook box : m1ku2

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.


Main Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Stifler

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR



Good luck ninjas!!!

Rap maestro: wtf.. Tsw

A you sure you're ok?

Khimwhte?

Glacierz thanks alot bro

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Heavyweight List for Kings Tourney.
1. Da phantom
2. U3
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Animentum
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
9. Ojiegbu
10. Ibime
11. DBR
12. Thunderstorm
13. ThePrekky
14. Siddoggg
15. Rhyme Lunatic
16. Chocckidd


now the heavyweight list is completed.... get ready pairings be out very soon.[/quote]I do not think Dbr will make it. I'm replacing him with Khimwhyte.
Fixtures coming up shortly, make I holla some of my oga them.

Apologetics for mt absence!

Rhyme Lunatic 4 - 0 Deli Dimes

Rhyme Lunatic qualifies for the quarter finals.

^
I guess the parachute line.



Sickest fight in the tourney so far. I wish the competition would progress with such quality.
Deli Dimes came hard for me. I could have voted for him if he had dropped 16 lines. I felt his concepts more, his setups got me, maybe brecause it reminds me of how I structure mine. Thumbs up bro.

With that said, for coming with more lines/punches:

MVGT : Rhyme Lunatic

Lunatic is cool. Dimes' verse wasn't up to 16 lines.

Rhyme Lunatic vs Deli Dimes : Up for votes!!

Rhyme Lunatic: This Muggin doesnt bring the great tactics/
He on some frail rapping/ but before the blades slash him/
. . . . . I use 'riffle to hit him off a cliff'
Cos He knows. . if I 'Para shoot' . . . He aint getting a Safe Landing!!!/

So when I aim at him/
. . . . . . with sprayed gats/ to burst the Ga¥s a$$ / . . . .
into eight parts/
he'll get lame Fast/ so just one punch
. . . alone will 'Capture his spine'. . Cos
I'm Known to 'Snap Backs' . . Like Face Caps!!/

The lame chap/ . . . . . 'll be stoned with pebbles. . Till. . . He runs AwoL/
To show his rappings are Not Famous/
So when you see the Dwarf and his 'Pack
. . . . of lions' 'trampled on the ground'
Its just to prove why. . . ' Pride Comes Before a Fall'!/

And If he play dumb/
My tecs will smite/. . The Plesbicite/
. . I handle currency. . Be it metal
To proove I'm penny wise/
Cos Even my brothers in india. . Know I'm
. . . . . Spending Deli Dimes!!/«dehli dimes»

Its clearly bright/ cos Facing me?. .
You get scrambled thumbs/ so I'm thinking. . . Man You Nutts?/
. . . .. .you should know I strangle dorks/
Cash? You handle none/
. . . . 'Broke bb.itch' . . . You'll only be seen with 'Big figures'.
. Studying Calculus!/

This paddy dumb/ for not knowing. .
. . . That My bombs are massive and cause mishaps/ I steal from him. .
In an imagined distance/ to 'baknrupt his finance'!/. ..
I empty his 'work shop' with ethers/. . And his children will testify.
. Cos they won't see their 'Pa sell' . . Like kids on
. . . 'santas naughty list' during 'christmas'!!/«parcel»

What I spit is topnotch/ and lines with None Flaws/ to have the dork
fall/. . I 'season his ass' with a shock force!/. . Cos I'll strangle
him inbetween 'loafs' if he claim he's a Hot Dawg!/«Hot Dog»

Now They Call Me the Top Gun/
. . And He'll brag with his wack gimmicks/
Saying He has mad Mad writtens/
. . But I allege him a 'D.ope head'
Cos this battle already left his 'cranum' with a lotsa 'cracks in it'!!/

VS

Deli Dimes: I utter cold speech with artic thoughts/spelling doom with magic force/so before this cat is torn/he should taste this acid words/
...that he is bound to die wack!!!...cos there aint no "room of improovement for lunatic"...just a psychiatric ward

so am leaving this rabbit gored/

moment he gets schoold with rap/and tong lashes to bruise his part/
...i smash his teeth with his spinal bone...and make him "chew the chord" like ruminants"/

he cant boo me now/

cos i'll bring beef tru bigger medium/and erase this mynute minion/
..wen i first decapitate him...detach his limbs then pluck out "L-eye" like the chemical formula of lithium/

what am propounding is mean/to have this dude sucker dismissd/
cos he can only boast of a "better life"...if he has radio-active particles bombarded in him

plus this fagit weak/

there fore am ripping the goose/
with b.b blades to stiffen the fool/
..cos like VAN...am not only gon steal his scene...am also taking away the PET-ROLE..with enough heat to crack him up and convert him to DIESEL

i rattle his chest/and strangle the vet/
....his stale wordies dont scare dawgs...cos like cosmic rays from outer space..this heathen punches...has no harmful effect/

Niggas claiming their battle verses are ciphers should park well jor. We are not kids!

Rhyme Lunatic: This Muggin doesnt bring the great tactics/
He on some frail rapping/ but before the blades slash him/
. . . . . I use 'riffle to hit him off a cliff'
Cos He knows. . if I 'Para shoot' . . . He aint getting a Safe Landing!!!/

So when I aim at him/
. . . . . . with sprayed gats/ to burst the Ga¥s a$$ / . . . .
into eight parts/
he'll get lame Fast/ so just one punch
. . . alone will 'Capture his spine'. . Cos
I'm Known to 'Snap Backs' . . Like Face Caps!!/

The lame chap/ . . . . . 'll be stoned with pebbles. . Till. . . He runs AwoL/
To show his rappings are Not Famous/
So when you see the Dwarf and his 'Pack
. . . . of lions' 'trampled on the ground'
Its just to prove why. . . ' Pride Comes Before a Fall'!/

And If he play dumb/
My tecs will smite/. . The Plesbicite/
. . I handle currency. . Be it metal
To proove I'm penny wise/
Cos Even my brothers in india. . Know I'm
. . . . . Spending Deli Dimes!!/«dehli dimes»

Its clearly bright/ cos Facing me?. .
You get scrambled thumbs/ so I'm thinking. . . Man You Nutts?/
. . . .. .you should know I strangle dorks/
Cash? You handle none/
. . . . 'Broke bb.itch' . . . You'll only be seen with 'Big figures'.
. Studying Calculus!/

This paddy dumb/ for not knowing. .
. . . That My bombs are massive and cause mishaps/ I steal from him. .
In an imagined distance/ to 'baknrupt his finance'!/. ..
I empty his 'work shop' with ethers/. . And his children will testify.
. Cos they won't see their 'Pa sell' . . Like kids on
. . . 'santas naughty list' during 'christmas'!!/«parcel»

What I spit is topnotch/ and lines with None Flaws/ to have the dork
fall/. . I 'season his ass' with a shock force!/. . Cos I'll strangle
him inbetween 'loafs' if he claim he's a Hot Dawg!/«Hot Dog»

Now They Call Me the Top Gun/
. . And He'll brag with his wack gimmicks/
Saying He has mad Mad writtens/
. . But I allege him a 'D.ope head'
Cos this battle already left his 'cranum' with a lotsa 'cracks in it'!!/

VS

Deli Dimes: I utter cold speech with artic thoughts/spelling doom with magic force/so before this cat is torn/he should taste this acid words/
...that he is bound to die wack!!!...cos there aint no "room of improovement for lunatic"...just a psychiatric ward

so am leaving this rabbit gored/

moment he gets schoold with rap/and tong lashes to bruise his part/
...i smash his teeth with his spinal bone...and make him "chew the chord" like ruminants"/

he cant boo me now/

cos i'll bring beef tru bigger medium/and erase this mynute minion/
..wen i first decapitate him...detach his limbs then pluck out "L-eye" like the chemical formula of lithium/

what am propounding is mean/to have this dude sucker dismissd/
cos he can only boast of a "better life"...if he has radio-active particles bombarded in him

plus this fagit weak/

there fore am ripping the goose/
with b.b blades to stiffen the fool/
..cos like VAN...am not only gon steal his scene...am also taking away the PET-ROLE..with enough heat to crack him up and convert him to DIESEL

i rattle his chest/and strangle the vet/
....his stale wordies dont scare dawgs...cos like cosmic rays from outer space..this heathen punches...has no harmful effect/

Crizzy 0 - 4 Rap maestro


Rap maestro qualifies for the quater finals.

MVGT : Rap maestro