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IBIME'S VERSE:

Reference for Judges:
Udu is leader of X-Lites crew, of which Blaqbones is a member
Numero Uno. . . a crew of Femcees. . . recently released a crew diss to X-Lites on Facebook

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Leggo. . . .


I got stamina to finish opponents/ to make am 'tyre and sidon'. . . like Cities of Moses/
No long ting. . .my victories closest/. . .cos his 'bars' lack the 'force' . . . to go the full 'distance'. . .so I’ll be winning in 'moments'!!!/

He hide behind his crew . . . that’s a faggót nigga hustle!/ KINGS don’t need strength in NUMBERS to pad em up with muscle/
oya. . . JUDGES. . . score me points. . . as I attack him with the gospel/
cos his punches leave no MARK. . . but there’ll be LAMENTATIONS. . . when I split his skull. . . with THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES!!!!/

You a fraud and bozo!/ If Lites’ niggas saw some photos/ they would all go solo/
I strolled in. . . . pictured him viewing gay pórn. . . he grabbed the remote. . . like "PAUSE!". . . "NO HOMO!"/ !!!

It’s all a joke though. . .

. . but if Calabar boy insult ma niggas/ we’ll wait . . . till he cross past Rivers/
You’ll swear his head was planked. . . by an MLS team. . . after all da homies in Port land Timbers!!/

Like Yoan. . .the 'goof ran'. . . when I brang him the ether!/ I won’t spare his family either/
. .cos I’ll bring terror to his home. . . to make his 'pa piss' and 'ma poo'. . . like 'Cisse' and 'Yanga-Mbiwa'!!!/

X-Lites whole army is boring/ so we hardly applauding/
The fans screaming "KILL THAT NOISE!". . . so dampen the volume/. . . before I 'turn Lites down low'. . . like Bob Marley and Lauryn!!!/

Numero Uno Femcees crushed your stúpid gimmicks/ with brutish lyrics/
So when you say "No girls allowed". . . I had to check twice. . . cos X-Lites’ . . . . got nothing but pússies in it!!/

This gay stúpid queen/ really ain’t who he seem/ . . .He even set his status to Greece?/
The poor bloke’s in trauma!/ He couldn’t 'cross-over borders'. . . .if he played basketball. . . for the 'day student team'!!/

Claim he living in a foreign pad?/ boasting of the porsche and jag/ that he bought his dad?/
So I called HIS DAD. . . he said "that’s quite funny". . . but the poor man. . . couldn’t afford to laugh!!!/

My clothes is expensive design. . .

I’m expected to shine/ cos I work in a professional line/ . . . while he hustling for pennies and dimes/
. . but I can’t knock the hustle . . . there’s dignity in labour. . . . . as long as cassava turn to garri. . . I’m respecting his 'grind'!!/

I got mutant genetics entwined/ . . .Professor X in his prime/ I don’t wrestle his kind!/
I just take control of the desolate swine/. . . and make him release 'brainfarts'. . . when I 'mess with his mind'!!!/


I implore fans to ruin his day. . .

Boo him, he’s gay!/ pursue him away!/ I just chewed him as prey!/
. . and added more Blaqbones to X-Lites’ roster. . . .cos this verse is evidence. . .of Udu’s human decay!!/


KING!!!

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- nlking@hushmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR

9. Mailmalc

Goodluck!!!

I've got both verses. I go pop in about two hours. Chill guys!!

Ibime: My verse has been sent. . . .

Confirmed . . . U3 deadline is 9pm.

Ibime vs U3 thread coming up in about an hour, make I go prepare am.

First round fixtures

a. U3 vs Ibime
27 November 2013

b. Mikuz vs Chocckidd
28 November 2013

c. Rhyme lunatic vs Ema prince
29 December 2013

d. Ojiegbe vs Deadscrollz
30 November 2013

e. Thunderstorm vs Khimwhyte
1 December 2013

f. ThePrekky vs Joshuabase
2 December 2013

g. Animentum vs Glacierz
3 December 2013

h. Blaqbones vs Siddoggg
4 December 2013


Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to mikuzezeala@gmail.com or my
facebook box : m1ku2

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Main Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR

9. Mailmalc

Daphantom: Funny how y'all are saying 'since Da Phantom decided to Opt-out' . . . I never said that. What I said was that would notify Mikuz today. I can afford to post from other internet sources . . . Come to think of it BlaqBonez just showed up here.

Abeg go and sit down. You've lost all the respect I have for you. You should have told me say ya liver no reach than to come spoil tourney for us.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]ghen ghen. . .Blaq get 'em! nice one there. . . mik i support their views too. . .i could help u reschedule this thing. . .one battle each day. . . . there should be approx. 11battles throughout the tourney. . .if we wrap it up well. . .we could be done before 24th december . . . Sid i knw what u are doing. . .c'mon drop hot bars[/quote]Ok go ahead.

@Thunder you're still facing Khim.

Blaq lwkm

Damn . . . Blaqbones!!

Guys . . . Blaqbones vs Sidogg - 11th December.

I'm fixing it. Nobody should have a free pass abeg.

LinoBawse: Hmmmm...

Anticipating!!!!

Just Great . . . . .


And also, Mailmalc makes the judges list!!

Ibime: @ Mikuz,

Abeg bros I just notice the timing is one battle every two days.

16 days is quite a long time just to go through first round.

Should ideally be done in 4 days. And if not, then 8 days max. Please see what you can do in terms of compressing the dates, make tourney no lose steam.

No fear, tourney no go lose steam. I feel e go even add more ginger. I see where you're coming from sha, but my schedule dont tight small, I for try compress. End of the year don reach, you know what I mean. I never still write for Chocc sef, not even a word.

UlqU3: tf is 15 words per line? fbk MINIMUM is 24 sef. YOU yourself have never battled there with 15 wpl. If this is what yall wanted to do why invite fbk battlers? Every day a new funny update. You didnt state any line limit b4, now after verses have been written you bringing this up? This shid is looking rly rigged now.

Its actually 20 and not 15.

krizzkutzz: Mikuz y r u like thiz?? Cussin more controversy?? Shey na cussa tourney?? Bfor I do within the ma mind . . Pls qoute were I either insult u or do any tin to deserve ban?? ah swear am not taking this ish lightly . . Shey u knw say u lack respekt?? Buh uu be oppresin peeps cus u be mod?? Shey d tourney no go end again?? All this fb vets go still remain here?? Uu get power buh how to use am slf uu nah sabi, wen u and sleak geh small beef slf na so uu ban . . Dis d kinda ish bis be talking abt, grow up kid, uu stiil get small pikin mind . . And pls qoute wah I did to deserve a ban




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If na me ban you, may I never live to see next year, but if no be me you, my hands are clean!

24 lines is 24 lines. The tourney rules says so and its unjustifiable to stray from it. Theres just no excuse for us to allow Ibi and U3 drop outside the stipulated number of lines, else others will follow suit. I do not consider the facebook format ish as an excuse. Infact, I'll outline it among the rules, I'm gon' set a line limit : 1 line shouldnt exceed 20 words, to address this FB vs NL format controversy and checkmate stretching. So any netcees who puts more than 20 words in a line or writes more than 480 words in his verse would be considered a stretcher and disqualified thereafter. What do y'll think?

Viewing this topic: Daphantom, ojoawo(m), GLACIERZ!(m)

Make una see person wey lose en phone. I never see this kain cowardice before. Smh!

ILLScripts: Mehn. . .pls dnt lets start insulting ourselves. . .lets just keep a cool head thru out the tourney pls!
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.@ema prince. .u dont understand Why sid talked like that. .hes got beef With mikuz. . .hes naturally not like that!
.and 2ndly,why insult U3? Lets Wait for the battle to come!
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Hmn,what if this fb niggas start pullin out,trust me. .the tourneyy is ffucked!. . .cause u3 might just pull out,blaq might do the same due to his opponent toying with his time. . .khimwhyte might not show. . .ojiebu might get tired of the Whole thing etc. . .-sigh,lets just do this the peaceful Way...

He's got beef with who? I aint got beef with anybody bro. If hes harbouring beef with me then let him take it to flow for rank with some 16 and not here. Thats how matured men handle beefs. Please we dont do kids stuff in Nairaland.

Ema prince: thanx mike!

QUICK FREES

Arrived here with buggatti/ providing cure for lunatics/
Sired many off springs in the game . . you just nearing puberty/
They'll clearly boo at him/ cos his rappings appall us/
And if he doesn't stay alert . . I'll attack him with wall clocks/
I'm the choosen one/ . to step in FB,collect his title and dethrone the son/
Use cigarettes as bullets . . just to kill him with a smoking gun/
Your best are my trivials/ . be sure I'll distress and beat ya/
Cos in the battle pitch . . I leave a foe dropping dead like vivian/
Nobody knows ya/ . . in this tourney,you on your own like a loner/
Ill grip a mobile phone in my palm . . just to 'knock ya' into coma/
This mullet/ will be ripped soonest/ when I send the heat through net/
Step in this Man's city . . the guns,I'll 'tote and harm' luna with six bullets/
You should do nothing but hide/ when I draw up the nine/
Just three sticks of benson . . and lunatic is puffing up with pride/
Nobody's feeling the man's lines/..face me and face your end time/
Cos I'll bury your @ss under a rock . . when I win by a landslide/

hehehe . . Dope!!!!

I knew it. Flimsy excuse, do you have a phobia for battling vets or what? This is how you abandoned our thread weeks after you accepted my call out. How on earth can losing ya phone make you run behind schedule when N150/one hour in a cyber cafe would solve the whole problem? How long will it take you to type 24 lines from now till 9pm tomorrow? The device and time you used in typing that, isnt that what you should have used in sending ya verse?
You can't give Blaq a free pass to the quarter finals in a contest such as this. You have to find a way homie. You cant have us kick off this contest like this bro. No fall my hand please. Damn!!

Chocc drop 16 . . ,

The stage is set. Ema Prince come offload ya rebuttal abeg. Make gather small inspiration.
And where the f,.uck is Choc boy? Ibime I hope say you no dey ghostwrite for him. You guys should tell him o, make en no try am. Else na APGA draws una go see for quarter final.

Sid has been replaced by khimwhyte for gross misconduct. We cant entertain a ninja who describes the tourney as rubbish. Nigga wants to cause trouble otherwise I see no reason he should start using swear words. This is not facebook, we got grown men partaking, thats why we must stay as disciplined and very matured as possible. There's time for everything.
Thank you!!


Signed.

This is NL and not facebook. How dare you guys bring crew ish here. You guys wont be allowed to turn FFR to another crew battleground.

jamez3d: @mikuz, present sir! loving the setup. big ups to all the netcees.

hehehe . . Nothing do you.

Madam Khimwhyte re-check the fixtures please.

Please this is not a chat zone. All these spam comments should cease. I might have to temporarily lock the thread.

Beshi ugbe: Mikus, do any of the criteria carry more points or they r basically on dsame level on this.?

The latter.

Judges abeg make una report o . . .

ILLScripts: Lol. . .that shitt really hurt mikuz o. . .am actually bigger than trolling now. . .so adios!

One more word from you and Ill expose you. Try me.

Mathicks: naaah... Enjoyability can come from flow, punches, metaz... Only time peepz shld bring the term 'enjoyability' in, is when theres a tie, and you wanna break the deadlock. ''its a tie from my view of the criteria, but based on enjoyability, i give X the win.''

I can't agree less. On point.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]I also have titles on fb too : )[/quote]aha . . Bravo bro . . And Illscripts remains the odd one out. I recollect how Blaqbones threatened to smash someones head with Illscripts' recycling machine!!