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Webmasters › Top 5 Most Popular Sites In Nigeria (august) by mikuz(op): 1:03am On Aug 23, 2012
5.www.gtbank.com gtbank.com

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VConnect is the largest local search engine in Nigeria. More than 300,000 businesses are listed.

3.The Punch - Nigeria's Most Widely Read Daily Newspaper punchng.com

News, news, Most Read, NigerianNewspaper, Daily Newspaper, Letters, letters, Opinions, etc.

2.Nairaland, the Nigerian Forum nairaland.com

A big, broad discussion forum for Nigerians. Covers dozens of topics etc.

1.Vanguard News vanguardngr.com

Online version of the Vanguard, a Nigerian daily newspaper covering general national news, etc

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Vs. Stephanie Okereke by mikuz(m): 12:02am On Aug 23, 2012
Stephanie.
Politics › Re: Police Arraigns 3 Suspects For Removing Kidneys. by mikuz(m): 10:35pm On Aug 22, 2012
Terrible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 10:20pm On Aug 22, 2012
A coach who direly needs a goal and still afford to leave Mikel on the pitch should be shot from close range. cheesy grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2012
We don hear. Quit the ripostes and drop more verses. cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Claiming That Women Are Materialistic Is Not An Excuse To Be Stingy!! by mikuz(m): 4:20pm On Aug 22, 2012
xynerise: antelope
you need help.
Romance › Re: Are Women Still Moved By Words???? by mikuz(m): 3:49pm On Aug 22, 2012
olabiz2010: Yup i still believe so much in words. A good looking, caring and romantic guy will move 60% of women(only Ajebo) with words. The fact is most of 'Ajebo' still believe so much in real love(which is normal) because of their background and way of life(80% of Ajebo watch romantic movie,novel and listen to cool music e.g blues, rnb,coutry & soft rock). The main problem lies 'Pako' babes, tell them all the sweet words in this world, they will never listen to you, all they need is your money. Why? Simply bcause they wanna meet up or be at the say level with their colleague. They only believe in the princeple of 'Quid pro quo'(something for something) most especially Nairaland babes grin(based on their comment so far). Just saying tho'
+10000000000000
Romance › Re: Are Women Still Moved By Words???? by mikuz(m): 2:14pm On Aug 22, 2012
. . . but it works with typical village/bush girls sha. cheesy
Romance › Re: Are Women Still Moved By Words???? by mikuz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
Chudi99: Sure bro! Cos i dnt pay a dim for love i alwaz use my lyrics and it works like magic for me thoug am handsome too
lyrics or touch and follow? cheesy
Romance › Re: Are Women Still Moved By Words???? by mikuz(m): 2:11pm On Aug 22, 2012
Its almost impossible.
Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 12:02pm On Aug 22, 2012
A Girl About To Make Tea.
Opened Fridge Couldn't Find Milk,
So She Removed Her Dress....
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Changed Her Clothes, went out &
Bought
Milk From a Shop.
May God help ur dirty mind.
TV/Movies › LG Introduces Battery Powered TV Sets by mikuz(op): 12:07am On Aug 22, 2012
The issue of perennial
power outage has not only
become a household name
to Nigeria but a national
embarrassment to citizens
as well. Tapping into this
problem, LG Electronics last
week introduced the
world’s first bathery LED TV
into the Nigerian market.
The novel LG LED TV called
LG 32LS3800 Bathery LED
TV, though operates on
electricity has a long lasting
battery that ensures TV
viewing is not unnecessarily
interrupted when in it is
use.
According to LG, the TV
comes with exciting
features that make for
exciting entertainment
experience. It is portable
and easy to carry which
makes it convenient for it to
be moved from one place to
the other.
The company said this
unique feature ensures that
the fun and entertainment
is not limited to indoor
settings alone, as it can also
come in handy for alfresco
gatherings. Apart from
watching favourite TV
programs, the 32LS3800
Battery TV also comes with
a USB slot which enables
consumers watch Divx
Movies from their flash or
external hard drives.
Amongst various features of
the LG Battery LED TV is also
the in-built surge protector
for long lasting durability
and better performance
against Power surge; the
battery which comes in
handy during power
outages has a long battery
life as it can last the
duration of a football match.
Speaking at the event, the
General Manager, Home
Entertainment Division, LG
Electronics, Mr. Dave Shin
said that the LG Battery TV
has come to end the
embarrassment faced by
Nigerian TV viewers by
solving they problem
experienced as a result of
the constant Power outage
that households and
businesses in Nigeria
experience’.
The LED lighting system
which is said to guarantees
quality pictures is also
capable for the TV’s
excellent energy efficiency;
it uses 50% or less electrical
power, which in the long
run is estimated to be cost
effective.
The Battery TV’s has an
ergonomic body that will
appeal to consumers
looking for a TV that can
perform on many levels. In
terms of design and
features, Shin said the
Battery TV sets a standard
that will be hard to beat.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/lg-introduces-battery-powered-tv-sets/
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 11:45pm On Aug 21, 2012
majour: Mukiz na wa u o, askd u 4 a link to gt app to beautify my phone nd u didnt reply, i jst downloaded animsprite it allows gif images to mve on ur home screen pls i nid more, thanx
no vex. Too much work.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod):
grin grin


Ibime: Im the most requested. . . King here!
Okrika niggas who lost their shine/ should stop feeding us with lies/
. . .cos they making baseless claims thats not justified/
Math Prof . . . Im sure to X him . . . moment I cross-multiply/

You spitting rusty lines/ dont let ya beards fool you/
Amaechi of rhymes . . respect the guru/
. . . and play second to me . . . Tele Ikuru/

I bring hell on the mugu/
. . . allow my upsurge drown the b¡tch/
. . .wänk a red shrub,you still wont 'come up roses' . . . so to hell with ya 'flowery speech'/

Im known to smack fellas/
so Ill attack the jester/ and snatch his medals/
Dispatch his Verses . . . if he aint getting his ACTS together. . /

. . . Pop a shot that sends him back to his maker/ and leave him a phucked faker/
. . .cos my pulses stomp haters/
Even Angelina Jolie . . . couldnt sneak through my 'Thumb radar'!/

cool
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 4:16pm On Aug 21, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikuz(m): 3:34pm On Aug 21, 2012
Gaggi: Mikel is a waste pipe and shld be playing in a club like enyinba, he is not a chelsea material. Somebody's grandfather will soon appear and start ranting for dis statement.m
grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2012
Next bout

The Illest : Ibime vs Thunderstorm
Jokes Etc › Re: Madt Kids! Lol by mikuz(m): 3:22pm On Aug 21, 2012
Just there.
Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 11:15am On Aug 21, 2012
Killing English

1. Principal to student..." I saw u
yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said :" pick
up the paper and fall in the
dustbin!!!"

3. one Hindi teacher said...."I'm
going out of the world to
America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT
OF MY BACK.."

5. don't..laugh at the back
benches...other wise teeth and all
will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the
afternoon when the teacher
entered.. She tried to switch the
fan on, but there was some
problem. and then she said " why
is fan not oning" (ing form of
on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father
of ur name!!

8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is
revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this
"Hi,I am Madhu, Married with two
kids"

10. "will u hang that calendar or
else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL
TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN
OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD comes and
tells us... "My aim is to study my
son and marry my daughter"

13. Tomorrow call ur parents
especially mother and father

14. "why are you looking at the
monkeys outside when I am in
the class?!"

15. Lab assistant said this when
my friend wrote wrong code.. "I
understand. You understand.
Computer how understand??

16. Seeing the principal passing
by, the teacher told the noisy
class.. "Keep quiet, the principal
has passed away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk
So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. teacher to students : don't spit
outside, the understanding
people will suffer

19. i have 3 daughters, all are
girl.
grin
Music/Radio › Square Records Drops May-D From Label by mikuz(op): 10:34am On Aug 21, 2012
Square Records’ first signing, Akinmayokun Awodumila, otherwise known as MAY D has left the music label. This was confirmed through a press statement sent to the media this morning.

May D was signed by the label some months ago and has released few hit tracks under the label including ‘Ile Ijo’, ‘Soundtrack’, and the remix he did with Akon and P-Square.

Below is the press release confirming his split with the label;

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I,JUDE ‘ENGEES’ OKOYE of Square Records Limited and Northside Entertainment Limited hereby announces to the general public that Mr. Akinmayokun Awodumila, otherwise known as MAY D is no longer an artiste under the aforementioned outfits due to irreconcilable differences.
We at Northside and Square records wish him all the best in his career and life.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/08/21/may-d-p-square-split-irreconcilable-differences/
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by mikuz(mod): 2:00am On Aug 21, 2012
Hmm
Jokes Etc › Re: Madt Kids! Lol by mikuz(m): 11:46pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]bad belle kill me ti, you no deserve even cleaner here self[/quote]keep hating. I need am.
Islam › Re: Why Do Muslims Pay Zakat ? by mikuz(m): 7:36pm On Aug 20, 2012
Ok tanx.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:27pm On Aug 20, 2012
ThunderStorm: Ok, . Lemme join the crowd cheesy

The sound of ma voice/ bring crowds from their box/
turn their hands to revolvers . . ..and they give me . A round of applause/

drown on ya flaws/ . When ya blunder forms/ i murder scums/
try to ride my flow . . I'l throw lightenings . And you get killed by thunder-storm/

put my mind to tha beat/ . As i find dudes ta eat/ who listened to the truth . . And lied through their teeth/
cos they so slow, i would race pass them . With a titanic anchor . . Tied to ma feet/

so while you nigga bluffin/ i'll cause traffiic jam . .as i beat ya cousin/
and ya leaders' coffin/will be deep and not clean/Fill it C-4 . . And watch him blow . Whil am Cigar puffin/

take his b.itch and f.uck in/ with my finger rocking/
and finally "watch the animal migration" . . The zebra crossing/

for he thinks am nothing/ . But am bigger for him/
cos i got a stronger shark for the sea . . He wont breath here . . He got a weaker "dolphin"/dull fin.

Am a killer of beings/ i go sicker on schemes/ on you eaters of beans/
so if you wooden your verse . . I still will be quick ta knock in/
ill. Would love to read more verses from you.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri's Question On Nigerian Roads: Same Or Improved? by mikuz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 20, 2012
Me i don tire to dey complain.
Music/Radio › Kanye West Might Drop D'banj Over Don Jazzy Break Up by mikuz(op): 2:08pm On Aug 20, 2012
DB Records owner and pop
artiste D’Banj is desperately
trying to reconcile with his
former Mo’ Hits partner Don
Jazzy. In a bid to get his former
maverick producer back, D’Banj
asked Kanye West to talk to Don
Jazzy. A few months ago the rap
superstar called Don Jazzy to try
and get the two Mo’ Hits owners
to forget the past and work
again. Our source who is close
to both D’Banj and Don Jazzy
confirmed this to be true and
says that D’Banj’s attempt to get
Don Jazzy back has been going
on for sometime.
Our news story also coincides
with Kanye West, Don Jazzy and
D’Banj story in today’s edition of
City People. According to the
magazine, “Kanye West, believed
to be at the center of the
controversy that led to their
fight is making efforts to
reconcile them…Kanye West was
not aware of the fight between
D’Banj and Don Jazzy until 3
months ago and has been trying
to get them together.”
The City People story goes on to
say that “while he was in the
studio with D’Banj some weeks
back working on the remix of
“Scapegoat” Kanye West
brought the topic up again and
asked D’banj why Don Jazzy was
not in the US with him working
on the song. D’Banj was said to
have told him that they are still
friends but work on different
platforms now. Again, Kanye is
not happy about the fact that
his name was on the internet as
one of the reasons the duo fell
apart. He insists they get back
together if he has to keep
working him. He prompted
D’Banj to once again try and
make up with Don Jazzy.
“Recently D’Banj invited Kanye
West to come to Nigeria for the
video shoot of “Scape Goat”
remix he did with him. He
accepted but gave a strict
condition that he will come only
after he has reconciled with Don
Jazzy who must also be in the
video.”
According to the City People
story, after several attempts by
D’Banj, Don Jazzy agreed to
appear in the video on a
condition that he gets paid for
his appearance.



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Travel › Re: Lagos Hotels 2nd Most Expensive Globally – Research By The Hogg Robinson Group by mikuz(m): 1:50pm On Aug 20, 2012
Disturbing news.

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