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Jasmine Jetz: D worst is peeling unripe plantain,it is so strong,it gets into ur fingernails and leaves ur hand dirty and gummy,even if u watch ur hands wit groundnut oil and omo,ur hands are stil gummy.I reali hate dat plantain

you are not alone.

patholaw: wat is a madt man doing here? U need 2 see a Dr.

mr. And why did you quote me?

Anything thats got to do with okra. Count me out.

tumababa: getting really tired of these guyz being recycled..... CAN'T WE PRIVATIZE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT? LETS BRING EXPATRIATES FROM US,UK,CANADA..... _{foreign president, vice president,foreign ministers},,,,,,,

i love this.

boyendowed: I never knew we could get a patent for our names.So she shouldn't bear that name because a known blogger has it?

it marvels me.

Is is zakat or zakar?

[quote author=codernoni ]Of late am becoming an atheist. All these Bible/Quaran tales don't add up any longer. Since God knows d end from the beginin, why create human beings in the first place and then send them to hell??[/quote]waoh!!

Billyonaire: Who are these people ? Is Nairaland now a portal for adverts and obituaries of nobodies ?

your case is chronic.

kulyie: @ Poster dont mind or beta still ignore nairalanders comments,dey can criticize any and everything.if u dont know nairaland,peoples comment will put u off.domt b discouraged,i really enjoyed ur write up seriously,u made me understand some yoruba songs for endearment.i love both artist,dey are good in their own ways.nairalanders are excellent @ criticizing but when it comes to bringin out ur own,lets c if ure beta dan d person ure criticizing,they will resort to pointing out grammatical errors n insults,many critics are mediocres.anyway i read every bit of ur analogy and its superb :*

if you see chaps who started listening to music yesterday you'll know

My boy cant you read?

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safarigirl: I take rap like a game of wits/ i hit hard, I never taste defeat/some bogus dudes think they can step up to the plate/ they'll never be me, they can just sneer and hate/

nice.

Lol. No wahala.

Oga police

Na Which Kind Yawa Bi Dis Iyeah…(2ce)
mmh… Mmh
verse 1
i Was Driving Wasn't Speeding So Fast
i Just Dey Go Jeh Jeh I No High
see This Honey
she Was Looking So Fly
as I Dey Try To Step Up To Her
then She Said Hi
comon Baby Make You Step Into My Car
me I Go Take You To A Place Way
you Go Like I No Lie
make You Sit Back Relax And Feel Fine
cos Seriously I Get Plans
then All Of A Sudden See Them They Ma Coming
they Tell Mi Make I Stop But I Don'tKnow Why
who Be That The Police
they Took My Papers From Me
and I Say Sir
why You Do Me So….
chorus
oga Police Iyeah!
wetin Be Dis Iyeah!
yai Just Dey Stress Me Dey Vex Me
na Which Kind Yawa Be Dis Iyeah!
why You Doing Dis Iyeah!
ooh…no
see Wetin I Dey Miss
oga Police Iyeah!
wetin Be This Iyeah!
you Just Dey Stress They Vex Me
na Which Kind Yawa Be Dis Iyeah!
why You Doing Dis Iyeah!
ooh… No …ooh…no!
oga Police! Iyeah
na Which Kind Yawa
be Dis Iyeah!
mmh!…mmh!
mmh!...Mmh!

verse 2
na So We Dey For Beer Parlor
just Dey Jolly
with A Friend From America
way Get Money
and For My Front Ishiewu
and Turkey Different Kind Of Shayo
we Dey Make Eye Duty
plenty Bobos Just De Make There Noise
heeyh!
enough Chickitos Just Dey Make
their Choice….One More Plate
as I Dey Hail My Guy Begin Dey
wash My Hand Eeh….
i Just Dey Start, Yeeh!
then All Of A Sudden See Them They Ma Coming
everybody Start To Run
but I Don't Know Why
who Be Dat Dey Police
they Put Their Handcuffs On Me
then I Say Sir Na Wetin I Do
chorus
tell Me……..
na Wetin You Go Do For This Life
way Police No Go Come Harass You
i No…. No…. Ooh
even Though You Be Superstar
them Go Still Come Embarrass You
tell Me……
na Wetin You Go Do For This Live Way
police No Go Come Harass You
oga Police Iyeah….
wetin Be This Iyeah
na Which Kind Yawa Be This Iyeah?
no…..No…..
na Which Kind Yawa Be This Iyeah?
no, No, No, No, No, No, No, No...
(Chorus And Ad Lip Til Fade)

These lyrics? Classic :

Story Lyrics
Yeah... Yeah!....Yeah!....
mmh…. Mmmmh…. Oh...No
we Are Back Again…we Back Again
this Time….
i Got A Story…..Story
i Got A Story…..Story
this Na Our Story, Story, Story Yeah!
verses 1
see… See
twelve Years Ago When We Started Dancing
imitating, Miming Michael Jackson
they Used To Call Us Paul And Peter
we Realize Say P-Square Better
when Our Mates Dey Bubble, We Dey Huzzle
to Make Sure Our Music Go Escape
us From Trouble
then We Dey Try To Understand Why
some People Are Not The Same
from One Competition To Another
our Mama Use To Tell Us Not To Bother
cause We Dey Play, We Dey Sing
we Dey Dance For The Same Shows
eeh…..At The Same Time
chorus
for All Those People Way De Play Our Songs
and All Those People We Dey WriteAbout Us
we Love You - We Love You
we Wanna Thank You -we Wanna Thank You
cause Na So E Suppose To Be
can't Imagine Wetin Life Go Be
without You….Without You
we Wonna Thank You - We Wonna Thank You

verse 2
in The Year Two Thousand And One
was A Blessing And A Lesson That Shows
we Were Progressing
while In Year Two Thousand And Two
timbuktu Came To Our Rescue
while In Year Two Thousand And Three
for Everywhere…...
na Our Tapes And Cds Eeh!
e Never Finish For Santin City
we Go For Kora For South Africa Eeh!
we Dey Try To Understand Why…
some People Are Not The Same….
from One Competition To Another
again … Our Mama Use To Tell Us Not To Bother
cause We Dey Play, We Dey Sing….
we Dey Dance For Thesame ShowsEeh!
at The Same Time
(Chorus)
i Got A Story…..Story
i Got A Story…..Story
this Na Our Story, Story, Story Yeah....
i Got A Story…..Story
i Geti Tory... Story
this Na Our Story, Story, Story Yeah....
all The Children Help Me Sing Yeah!
thank You ……. We Love…….Thank You

Get squared

Hit…….Hit…….Hit…….Hit…….
now Get Squared!
party People……. Yeah!
p.P.P Psquare……. Psquare
we're Back Again
but This Time… But This Time….See
we Take It To The Left, To The Right
to The Front, From The Back (5xs)
every Body Get Squared…. Get Squared
get Squared…. Lets Get Squared
wooh!
verse 1
we Don Come Back Again
with A Brand New Style Ok!
the One You Wont Forget Uuh! NoKain
e Depends On The Way You The Move
don't Stop Getting The Mood
cos The Way You Dey Move
and The Things You Dey Do
dey Make Me Go Uuh! Uuh!
it's Alright
come On Every Body….. Yeah Yeah….
when You Take It To The Left
we Can Do This Our Way
its Ok
we Gonna Have A Party
so When You Take It To The Left
and You Take It To The Right
this Is What We Do….Oh…. Ohooh!
chorus!
let Me See You All Do That Dance
do That Dance Uh!
do That Dance, Do That Dance Uh!
lets Do That Dance, Do That Dance Uh
do That Dance, Do That Dance…. Now
get Squared!
verse2
now Throw Your Hands In The Air
wave It Like You Just Don't Care
can I Get A Witness…. Eh!
i Know Say You Like That
cos, When We Dey For Town, We Dey
rock Everywhere…..
every Body Step To This
some Dey Ask Wetin Be This, I Say
(Adage And Chorus)
(Rap)
when I Hit Da Flow
chicks The Show
p-Squared See Us We Are About To Blow
the Reason Why We Are Still In This Game
two Brothers Going Further We Are Still The Same
for Those Of Us Who Are New In This Game
when You See Them P-Square Don Dey Kolo
clap Your Hands When You See P-Square
and Tell Ur Friends They Are Getting Squared
cos, We Call It Square Dancing
no Need For Romancing
jump And Keep Bouncing
hip And Keep Poping
anytime You See Us Do That Dance
let Me See You All Do That Dance
i Say.
(Chorus And Adage)
every Body Get Squared-Get Squared
get Squared….Lets Get Squared(2xs)
(Chorus 4xs)
every Body Get Squared!

THE INVASION is the only cd from psquare i dont have.

Game over track listing (2007)

1. No One Like U
2. Game Over
3. Do Me featuring Waje
4. Miss U Die
5. Why E Be Say
6. More Than A Friend
7. Am I Still That Special Man?
8. Ifunanya
9. Stand Up
10. Roll It
11. Game Over (Uncensored)
12. No One Like U (Instrumental)
13. Do Me (Instrumental)
14. Roll It (Instrumental)

Danger track listing (2009)

1. I Love U
2. Trowey!
3. Break It
4. Possibility (feat. 2Face Idibia )
5. Danger
6. E No Easy (feat. J. Martins )
7. Bye Bye
8. Who Dey Here?
9. Gimme Dat
10. Super Fans
11. Danger (Instrumental)
12. Troway (Instrumental
13. Break It (Instrumental)
14. E No Easy (Instrumental)

The Invasion track listing (2011)

1. "Beautiful Onyinye"
2. "Chop My Money (I Don’t Care)" (feat. May D)
3. "Asamkpoto"
4. "Do As I Do" (feat. Tiwa Savage &May D)
5. "Forever"
6. "Me & My Brother"
7. "Jeje" (feat. Waje)
8. "Bunieya Enu"
9. "Ole Buruku"
10. "Player"
11. "She’s Hot" (feat. Naeto C)
12. "Fire"
13. "Anything"
14. "Shake It Down Low" (feat. Muna & Eva)

The Invasion is the worst album from psquare. Their best still remains the get squared followed by last night,then game over before Danger.

odizzy: my man, omogemi nko, senorita nko, e don happen nko, mikuz my man am stil wt dat cd plat o

when did you start listening to music? The songs you see in a cd doesnt mean all the songs listed came from one particular album. The cd you are talking about was a collection of 3 of the videos from get squared [/b]album which were : 1.get squared 2.bizzybody 3.omoge mi
The other 3 videos were :senorita(from last nite album),igbedu (from last nite album) and their life performance of [b]senorita and e no good making it a total of 6 videos. They titled the cd Da videos
last nite track listing :
1. "E No Good"
2. "Last Nite"
3. "Kolo"
4. "Senorita"
5. "Igbedu"
6. "Dat Tin"
7. "Mako Fiesta"
8. "Bad Boy"
9. "Last Nite (Remix)"

get squared tracking listing

1. "Story" – 4:32
2. "Bizzy Body" – 4:45
3. "Oga Police" – 3:45
4. "Get Squared" – 4:26
5. "Say Your Love" – 5:09
6. "Your Name" – 4:20
7. "Temptation" Written by 2me – 4:42
8. "Omoge Mi" – 4:31
9. "E Don Happen" – 4:27
10. "Your Name (Remix)" – 4:49
11. "Bizzy Body (Instrumental)" – 5:09
12. "Get Squared (Instrumental)" – 4:27
13. "E Don Happen (Instrumental)" – 4:22

psquare finally lost it after their 3rd album 'game over'(do me album). They started singing rubbish.
I miss those boys.

You need help.

odizzy: is dia any album of p2 b4 get squared? Do u mean last night? Dos sngs i dat last night disc wia jus singles sm of wch wia in get squared album

none of the hits from last nite was infused into get squared.what are you saying?

Nice.

Psquare's first album is not listed.

doctokwus: Gangan!Told dem dis Brenda Rogers is a third rate coach not fit for a club of Liverpool's status.We av seen it several times,a flash in d pan coach handles a small team wt players doing everything to succeed,d club den does well in d premiership,but wen d guy now has to show managerial skills @ a topclub,he shows his glaring deficiencies.Matteo is anoda one dat will show his mediocre self frm tomorrow.By mid season,liverpool& likely chelsea will be in crisis mgt& looking for befitting world class coaches.

after just a match? Aint you taking it too far?

Friday?

So liverpool still dey make homepage?

BIGVAJINA: mr mod, how do i change my username? i have repented please

lol

Vivly: Mikuz, na unto change of luv plans na

Meaning? Vicky has been my fianceè ever since.

Anyways. Its on !

https://www.nairaland.com/1022114/bragging-rights-mikuz-vs-theprekky

Remove the slash(/) in the first b.

I mean you had some certain words/sounds always popping up.

Who is the best rapper/netcee in NairaLand ?
Well, in a couple of days this thread will do nothing but answer that.

Lets go . . .
Rules

- 20 lines each
- No biting.
- Both verses should be posted on Friday 24th August 2012
- Comments are welcomed.
- First 5 credible votes count will count.


Deadline: 4pm Friday, 24th August 2012

ThePrekky: Yea i'm d lord in rhymes/
If Ib say I dont drop in time/ den obvious ma last jab's on his mind/
. . its cos ma spit's undefined/. . & ma sh¡t surely grind/
but we kno Ibime 'charges his own pants'. . . to claim his 'undie-fined'!!/
so I suggest u 'fasten' now cos I'l rhyme for 40 days. . . & forty nights!/
haruna shyt. . . take a 'luk, man' & git phockin blind!/
cos you droppin shayt/ fulla sloppy writes/ all forced n' slime/
pls frikkin stop the rhymes!/
I suppose 'ex am' cos we already 'mock' his grind/
he a waste of 'spies' so schoolin him's like silly maids . . . .Im only burnin 'thyme'/
. . .on ma d¡ck, ya shawty wine/
& usin d monoflow as xcuse 2 trolley lines. . . .brings nothing fine!/
read ma lips. . .like a gud lasso. . .I sed its knottin fine!!!/
Ibime falls short wit time/ he'll get laundry dried/
he rich? But like buyin d left side of a boutique. . .he nt shoppin right!/
he'll be cropped behind/ crossed wit nines/ if he resort to mine/
like epidermis of desert or country pines/. . . I block his shine/
& that shockin rhyme. . . .is wat d 'cots' wil 'sine'/
Bleep! wats wrong wit ma cloggin mind?!/
sorry. . .I meant. .d courts will sign/
& if he tink his thoughts b prime/
. . . .ma 'concussion' rhymes/
will leave his 'brain in a maze'. . . & "con his mind"!/
I'm a god in my. ./
zone~ blessed wit thoughts refined/
. . .and @ the same phockin time. . . . cursed wit nines/
coupled wif drops divine!/
I train hard. . . Im 'tough bred'. . . un-levined!/
he claim PH. . . wen he's brought up in crime/
so if he wanna 'cement' hz name. . .writers 'block' is all dz bruv 'll find/
and if eva his retarded thoughts meet mine/
ma goring knives. . will hav his "brain thor". . . .faster dan Odin's-mind!!/
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#YouJustGotMono-servedBytch

get my drift?

NL is not a music download site.