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I no understand your rhyme structure plus that verse had a feeble flow compared to mine.

ThunderStorm: I'll jack troubled cities'n/ crash all you chickens in/
cos you misticks appear thuggish . . . But deep down .. Yall are wack humble citizens/

I used a uniform four syllabic rhyme pattern which gave my verse a near perfect flow. You just tryna overdo it with five, which made you force it. Plus that stanza lacked steam and enough flow. You'll find it real hard to spit on audio, Cos for ya verse to have a good steam and flow,your multies must be well written plus the number of words/sounds in a line must be measured. Those are the two basics of 'flow' and making a good audio track.

ThunderStorm: i unwrap awful mysteries/ when i rap hurtful with this teens/
and pass verbal lyric in . . . With quantitative samples . . . To prove you lack thoughtful reasoning!!/

Another weak point. Obviously you pronounce 'reasoning' as a 3 syllabic word instead of two[riznin] and mysteries as a 3 syllabic instead of two too[mistriz]. And this greatly affected the flow on that stanza. Its clear you cant handle multies and still maintain ya flow.

ThunderStorm: this black johnbull isnt sh.it/he should pack more troops within him/
cos if he comes alone . . I'll render him useless . . . . Like smashed bottles in the bin/

You had an improved flow,maintaining your 'five' syllabic rhyming. But the trouble is that you forced it a lil plus the metaphor was kinda cheap.

ThunderStorm: my rap racks up true disciplines/ who acts up to finish him/when i plan stuffs to beat this being/
show him division of labour .. When guns spray . . And bullet blasts off to split his chin!!/

nice flow and punch. But the build up to the punch was terrible,forced and totally lacked connection. Oversabi!

ThunderStorm: the gay wants to chip the win/i'll drag your crew in the wind/
mathematically . . . . When he sees my "series of moves" . . He'll know . . I swam up to sequence him!!/

nice.

ThunderStorm: am the mad prof who teaches him/to man up to eatthick skins/
but he wont finish this race . .. . . Cos am the last hurdle killin him/

forced !!

Cut your clothes according to your size. Ya use of five syllabic rhyming left you forcing your rap,hence making it lose steam, flow and connection.
You would fare better with a 3 or 4 syllabic rhyme pattern.

I no understand your rhyme structure plus that verse had a feeble flow compared to mine.

ThunderStorm: I'll jack troubled cities'n/ crash all you chickens in/
cos you misticks appear thuggish . . . But deep down .. Yall are wack humble citizens/

I used a uniform four syllabic rhyme pattern which gave my verse a near perfect flow. You just tryna overdo it with five, which made you force it. Plus that stanza lacked steam and enough flow. You'll find it real hard to spit on audio, Cos for ya verse to have a good steam and flow,your multies must be well written plus the number of words/sounds in a line must be measured. Those are the two basics of 'flow' and making a good audio track.

ThunderStorm: i unwrap awful mysteries/ when i rap hurtful with this teens/
and pass verbal lyric in . . . With quantitative samples . . . To prove you lack thoughtful reasoning!!/

Another weak point. Obviously you pronounce 'reasoning' as a 3 syllabic word instead of two[riznin] and mysteries as a 3 syllabic instead of two too[mistriz]. And this greatly affected the flow on that stanza. Its clear you cant handle multies and still maintain ya flow.

ThunderStorm: this black johnbull isnt sh.it/he should pack more troops within him/
cos if he comes alone . . I'll render him useless . . . . Like smashed bottles in the bin/

You had an improved flow,maintaining your 'five' syllabic rhyming. But the trouble is that you forced it a lil plus the metaphor was kinda cheap.

ThunderStorm: my rap racks up true disciplines/ who acts up to finish him/when i plan stuffs to beat this being/
show him division of labour .. When guns spray . . And bullet blasts off to split his chin!!/

nice flow and punch. But the build up to the punch was terrible,forced and totally lacked connection. Oversabi!

ThunderStorm: the gay wants to chip the win/i'll drag your crew in the wind/
mathematically . . . . When he sees my "series of moves" . . He'll know . . I swam up to sequence him!!/

nice.

ThunderStorm: am the mad prof who teaches him/to man up to eatthick skins/
but he wont finish this race . .. . . Cos am the last hurdle killin him/

forced !!

Cut your clothes according to your size. Ya use of five syllabic rhyming left you forcing your rap,hence making it lose steam, flow and connection.
You would fare better with a 3 or 4 syllabic rhyme pattern.

BENIN – ACADEMIC Staff
Union of Universities (ASUU)
, Ambrose Alli University
Ekpoma chapter is to join all
ASSU members nationwide
to observe a one day strike
in solidarity with their
colleagues at the Rivers
State University of Science
and Technology (RSUST)
who are pressing for a
reversal of the arbitrary
manner in which the
institution is governed.
A statement by the
Chairman of ASUU, AAU
chapter, Prof. Fred Esumeh
and Secretary Dr. Stanley
Omoikhoje respectively, said
that Nigerians should hold
the Governor of Rivers State,
Mr. Chibuike Ameachi
responsible for the
disruption in academic
activities in the nation’s
universities following the
one day nationwide strike.
Vanguard learnt that at the
centre of the crisis in RSUST
is the Acting Vice-Chancellor
Prof. B .B Fakae whose
appointment has been
described by ASUU as
undeserved and illegal and
has continued to receive
widespread rejection.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/ekpoma-joins-asuus-nationwide-sympathy-strike/

ThunderStorm: LOOOOOOOL@lord of rhymes and monoflow king . . . Am not dead yet nao . . . . You don spit pass your 3sylls? . Calm down my son

make Ibime catch you.
Your dentist go declare your 32 wanted.

Now drop a mono as sleek as that.
Let the hommies judge.

Prekky I dont know what your problem is. You too dey take things serious. We're all doing this for fun. Even if I like i fit copy all what he says in this thread cos na my paddy oga em be. 99% of the times i diss/tease the ninja is just to make fun of him. Ibime is the illest netcee alive (according to streetwise) As far as net rapping is concerned. And the pleasure is all mine being his brought up. So if you wan go hit your head for wall because I dey 'claim' em self acclaimed titles . . .i no hold you.



Talking about our battle im surprised you are saying all that when you bit Nas' line 'I NEVERLAND' like Michael Jacksons' crib'
Jesus! You lifted that line to the last letter my brother. Even if we were to accept your late entry,the fact that you bit already disqualified you. Baring in mind that one of the rules says 'NO BITING'.

Nuff said.

Make we rhyme small . . .


16 monoflow king


This guy resort to b¡tching/ after that thoughtful beating/
He couldnt spice up his raps . . .even for one full season/
Monoflow king . . . straight up . . . no double meaning/
Lord of rhymes . . . my titles what you seeking/
He couldnt war with Generals . . . hes only a crumpled weakling/
Gave him a Kombat finish . . . and left the mortal bleeding/
He raps against the rules . . . we know him for unlawful spitting/
Claiming landlord with me . . . when his hut roof leaking/
Correct guy . . . aint tryna make trouble with him/ neither this is a subtle dissing/ but if he fails to make a humble pleading/
. . . like asthma patients I beat him,till he develops a forceful breathing/
He an unlettered Bush man . . .who had a jungle breeding/
So we dont get astonished when we see him bungle english/
Accept defeat . . . and make a frontal ceding/
Jacking lines from Nas . . . we all caught you cheating/
Decapitate Prekks and his fùcked up crew, even/
. . . then Break the news to his village
. . . and leave his family and uncles weeping/


Ibime hehehe
Leave this kpomo men.

Prekks you and Ibime no be my mate. Ill battle and slay the both of you at the same time with my both arms tied to my back.

Im just nice.

DURING the Vietnam War – a
cold war era military conflict
that occurred in Vietnam,
Laos, and Cambodia from
November 1, 1955 to the fall
of Saigon on April 30, 1975
– many Americans appeared
thorn between the patriotic
impulse of supporting their
country’s involvement in the
war and the horrors of
deaths, mostly of
Vietnamese, during the war.
America’s support of South
Vietnam was rationalised as
part of its containment of
the spread of communism,
then its bogeyman.
The moral dilemma faced by
many Americans was
resolved when a few
courageous individuals like
the legendary boxer
Mohammed Ali began to
speak up against the war,
telling Americans that “no
Vietcong ever called me a
nigger”.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/who-speaks-for-farouk-lawan/

ABUJA – FEDERAL
Government, yesterday,
signed a Memorandum of
Understanding of $
1.5billion Lagos – Ibadan
rail project with Messrs
CCECC Nigeria Limited.
The Federal Executive
Council had on July 2012
approved Lagos – Ibadan
Standard Gauge Track on
double formation, covering
a distance of 156.65km,
totaling 313.30km double
track in favour of the
company, in the sum of US$
1, 487, 782, 196.00, all taxes
inclusive.
Signing on behalf of the
government, the Minister of
Transport, Senator Idris
Umar noted that the
contract signified continued
commitment of the federal
government’s policy to the
modernization of the
railway system in the
country.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/fg-ccecc-sign-1-5b-lagosibadan-rail-project/

BERLIN (AFP) – Spain
midfielder Javier Martinez
looks set to sign for Bayern
Munich on Wednesday after
passing the obligatory
medical in the Bavarian
capital, according to reports
in the German media.
The 23-year-old has been a
Bayern target for weeks and
the Bavarian giants are
reported to be set to pay a
Bundesliga record fee of 40
million euros (US$50.2m) for
him.
German Sky broadcast
images of Martinez, who
currently plays for Athletic
Bilbao, arriving in Munich at
midnight on Tuesday,
having trained with his
Spanish team earlier that
day, with the transfer
window set to close on
Friday.

http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898076.xhtml?tema=25

President Goodluck
Jonathan on Tuesday lauded
the efforts of security
agents to check terrorists
and their activities in the
country.
“The security agents have
put in a lot so far toward
checking the activities of the
terrorists, government will
continue to support and
encourage them to do more
for Nigeria,’’ he said in Jos.
Jonathan spoke while
declaring open a three-day
“Eminent Persons and
Expert Groups Meeting’’
toward ending
insurgencies, holding at the
National Institute for Policy
and Strategic Studies (NIPSS)
, Kuru, near Jos.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/jonathan-commends-security-agents-on-fight-against-terrorism/

Dapa Olabanjo the
kokomaster is once again a
proud young man as his
blazing hot single Oliver
Twist is featured in an
international ad campaign
for a popular rum drink in
the UK.
The song produced by Don
Jazzy in the then Mo’hits era
runs as a background song
in the 32 seconds ad.
https://vml1.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dbanj.jpg?9d7bd4



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/oliver-twist-features-in-intl-ad-campaign/

Prekks im not interested in dragging this issue any further cos its as if you dont understand what a dead line means.
As far as nairaland rap battle thread is concerned, I am the best rapper this year. The undisputed monoflow king,the undeniable lord of rhymes and the unmistaken Jesus of rap. If Thunder or Ibime think they can mess with Jehovah then its on.

Guy whats your problem? The deadline was 4pm friday,but you dropped at about 7pm. So what are you talking about ?

Prekks I won that battle by default. You dropped after the deadline date. Im undoubtedly the best rapper in nairaland this year.

Apologetics. Didnt know you meant it that way.

ThunderStorm: mehn . You're dining with bears/i'll blind him with spears/ . . Someone tell him to be minding his steer/
cos if he doesnt stay on his lane . . . I'll pump my gas foward . . . And have him finding his gear/. .

Classic !!

Number one is me. Two is you.
Ibime is done for good. His grave has been dug.


. . . Ibime says we should wait for him to catch.
Dont know if he has turned from Jesus of rap to Petr Cech of lyrics.

ThePrekky: Lols. . . Una jus dey bounce around d guy for no sensible reason.. Mikuz u especially, If im no wan drop, leav am na, na by force ni? Jus do ya thing and oh,. . . Sup wit that our battle? Wetin dey happen to am?

Guy you fùcked that battle up big time.

ThunderStorm: Landlord ni OceanPrincess ko

laugh don make me fall from third mainland bridge.

Dem wan commot sexualìty section sef and you dey talk of another subsection?

Bunmi thats true. Google almost banned nairaland. They called those jokes,s3x talks and pictures provocative. It left Seun restless for days. Im sure he'll do a big thanksgiving in his church for months. Cos as we all know 80% of nairaland's incoming traffic orignates from google. Its hard to 'nigerianise' a search term on google and not find nairaland in the first page. And you know, it didn't just happen. It was as a result of Seun's hardwork.

Dj5naira: Straight to the scalp. .err'time I Hair thought/

Dbr you call this improvement?
D you forget this guy started almost the same time as I did?
Go and check up on the posts from Eferekakumerere(his first id) and see what im saying.

Dj5naira: I mock 'em err'time we JAMB..and make their ego fail test!/
Lifted my game. .past higher floors. . above elevators. .but you still coming up/
Hold town still. .anytime I traffic jamz. .and make you fool stop!/
Even with satellite hook. .you never would dish strong disses/
Punches I make-up. . .leave cheek red. . .like chinese blushes!!/
I spit The Guardian. .my Conscience Nurtured by Truth!/
I flow current. .this b.itch preach old testament. . .Esther& Ruth!!/
He need lemonade. .cuz his line clogged. .and some fresh air too/

now tell me Dbr, is this ^^ not a comic relief? How can I normal human read those bars and not burst into gales of laughter?

Well, I dont have to defend myself against baseless accussations. Im just nice.
Cos na Lord of rhymes I be.

Oga Dbr I never even talk anything, you don dey shout full one text book already. Which way uncle ?
Sir,there's no need to start feeling like Nas or Canibus here na.
We're all doing this for fun. If you win,no wahala,if i kill you no wahala too.
Called Ibime out,he started to shiver,claiming we should give him credible votes first. Called you,but your fear fear no let you be.
Wetin una dey fear me for?

Crank call ni MTN sms ko.

. . . plus your wife too.

Ibime: Yeah, I claim Landlord. . . he claim it too/
Claim Monoflow King. . . he claim it too/
Claim Most Prolific. . . he claim it too/

Thunderstorm,
when I told you this fat ninja they call Ibime has ran out of bars like scofield and that his lines are no longer linking you thought I was joking.
See how hes now flooding the whole flow for rank thread with claim it too,claim it too?
Ibime no be only 'it' i go claim, I go soon claim you too.

UYCO: He has built an international airport,power plant, schools,roads,employment etc. What has your governor achieved? Demdem

Is this a joke?

ThunderStorm: Ibime don die? :/

lol. Na you kill am?
Anyways thats how he behaves. He deserts the thread moment he runs of bars like scofield and then comes back months after only to start claiming hes the fake landlord/king.
So you better change your signature before he'll start claiming you bit hes ears out.





DBR . . . this is the second time Im calling you out. I dont know why you dey fear me like this, Or you get mikuzophobia ?

I lost confidence on Obama long ago. So i aint surprised.

ABUJA— One year after the
bombing of United Nations
office in the country, the
Federal Government has
committed N2.6 billion for
the rebuilding of the UN
House and also promised to
refund $580,000 spent on
treatment of victims.
Disclosing this at a memorial
ceremony for the victims in
Abuja yesterday, Senator
Bala Mohammed, Minister of
the Federal Capital Territory,
FCT, who said the UN House
bombing was a wake-up
call to make Abuja a safe
and secure capital city,
assured that the
government had risen up to
the occasion.
He said: “Federal
Government provided N3.2
billion to rehabilitate the UN
House, made up of N2.6
billion to start rebuilding
and N600 million for
temporary
accommodation.”



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/fg-to-rebuild-un-house-with-n2-6bn/

ogugua88: Happy birthday to her

Today's also my dog's birthday. He's 4. Birthday pals lol.