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mikuz: This head crappy . . . |
dj5naira: Shy church rat. .never could own a blackberry. . .so what you going Bold 4?!/oboy stop lifting my puns !! |
Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) have rolled out another feature as mobile banking is becoming a norm in Nigeria. With this new feature, every GTBank account holders can now check their Account Balance using their mobile phone, even if it’s not connected to the internet. With this function, you don’t need to access your Internet Banking account or visit any GTBank branch before you can view your bank account balance. All you have to do is type some line of code and send to a particular number and you will receive your account balance via SMS instantly. How to Check Your GTB Account Balance Using Mobile Phone Checking your GTB account balance is as simple as sending a normal text message on your mobile phone. To do this, follow the steps below: 1. Compose a text message with this format: Bal (space) NUBAN Number 2. Then send it to this number: 08100550000 and wait for the reply. For Example, my NUBAN Number is 0035479764, I will type: Bal 0035479764 and then send to 08100550000 After sending, your account balance will be sent to your phone almost immediately. NOTE 1: NUBAN Number is the new account number given to you by your bank. It is 10 digits compare to the previous traditional account number. NOTE 2: Your network provider may charge you for sending text messages. However, I’ve noticed that the charge is N5 across all networks. NOTE 3: You can only use the phone number that is registered in your GTB account to send the message. If you send the message using another phone number, you won’t get your account balance. I believe this is a good step, as it stop others from checking other people’s bank account balance without their permission. So when next you wanted to check your GTBank account balance, you do not need to go to the bank, or ATM machine. All you have to do is just sit where you are and send a simple text message. GTBank will then reply you with your account balance instantly. [img]http://1.bp..com/-jN-CN_VXi1E/UDkgYqRsC2I/AAAAAAAAAUc/nyY_ODUACD8/s1600/type_sms_gtbank_naijaloaded.jpg[/img] http://mycyberblogs.com/general-tips/how-to-check-your-gtbank-account-balance-via-sms/ |
Now you can check your Bank Account Balance on the Go! with the New GTBank SMS Balance Features. HOW CAN I CHECK MY GTBANK ACCOUNT BALANCE BY JUST SENDING AN SMS? Compose New Text Message, Then Type bal follow by your Nuban Account Number and Send to 08100550000 It's Simple! Expect your Account Balance immediately after Sending it. NOTE:- You can only check your Balance with the New Nuban Account Number, The Old Account Number wont work. http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898063.xhtml?tema=1 |
nosa gold: my punchlines will never finish but nigga Bleep a k.o/This head crappy . . . . . . my verse classy/ so vets flag me/ cos I spit emphatic/ Ya flow is Mere-less . . . Zenawi/ . . . ya raps erratic/ cos you not consistent/ you wouldnt last me a round for instance . . . . . blaze him in the company of all his friends . . . . . . with an escape route non-existent/ Im his soul proprietor . . . but my drops un-limited/ Ma raps get y'll convicted/ so any ninja who battles me simply loses/ cos Im really the rudest/ No hindus . . . If ya girl brought you beef . . . then you've seen a boo-dissed/ The näked truth is/ what you rap is wack . . . . . . I bring terror to crack this man/ like the Taliban/ from Pakistan/ Hit his skull with a tripod from Baghdad . . . to give his brain an e-rack . . . I decimate just to make fun/ so on this rap sh¡t . . . am bound to stay long/ Serve tracks on salvers . . . even Tremaine Aldon,couldnt surpass my Tray Songs/ . . . never could force it . . .but they know Im a mean colonel/ In battle . . . . . . I shower lyrics to make guys 'throw in the towel'/ I soar . . . while y'll on a downward slide/ hit the scene . . . and my peers run and hide/ Got my watch far from me each time I drop a quickie . . . cos time aint on my side/ |
16 lines . . . mono ![]() Its needless going italics with you . . . I'll enact it boldly. . / You spitting X2 lyrics . . . Its plain ya rap is phoney . ./ Flashy guy . . . . . . with more chicks than a placcid poultry . . / Stashing Lucres on dailies . . . Ballers brand me Tony . . / Your Eves dropping jacked . . . quit acting nosy . . / You simply inept . . . competence aint what you lacking only . . / King of monoflow . . . 'You know it' like Harvey Goldie/ Bring 'Fire' to your crew . . . Daddy Showkey. . . / Bars rated higher . . . nigga Im hardly lowly . . . / The illest here . . . to hell with ya rabbit story . . / I sneak glocks that char this hommie/ Grab his gat . . . and kill the crank real slowly. . . / Ya b¡tch gladly blow me/ Ma d¡ck her 'tasty nutrition' . . . super pack Indomie/ To battle me is no doubt a vapid folly. . / Ya rap technique is obsolete . . . like a crappy oldie/ |
cindyrella: AMEN!!!!is an affair supposed to be a one way traffic? |
majour: what of my plea naok try to be specific please. |
Great game. ![]() |
Need for Speed : The Run 240x320.jar https://f1.pepst.com/c/8A14A8/757568/ssc3/home/040/gamelegend/nfs_the_run_by_latestgamez.jpg_240_240_0_24000_0_1_0.jpg The race from San Francisco to New York! There are no restrictions on speed. There are no rules. No partners. Unlock and tuning of any of the seven machines. Take a ride in a quick race or go his entire career. Beware of the cops and attacks from opponents, using nitrous oxide in order to speed up, you have to finish first in any situation. Can you pass this way? In the new part of the Need For Speed The Run! http://mikuzchat.tk/site_33.xhtml?&get-file=67&get-dir=3 * If you need your phones version,just request* |
Acidosis: carelessnessmore like heartlessness. |
Very average from the koko master. I was expecting a replicant of what he did with Montana's remix with Naeto. |
I move like the speed of light/ to spin lyrics that abuse his civil rights/ Split the blanket' . . . and kill Prekky in a 'pillow fight'!/ Im an alphamale . . . Hes just a broke fella/ rule over this battle . . . cos my flows beta/ . . . Even the Greeks can attest Im an Oba Omega!!/ I storm his residence . . . tie his both legs/ from his foam bed . . . to his closet/ . . . Thats to give him a 'home stretch'!/ I hoard cannons and doubles/ thats sure to have him rumbled/ . . . Cos Im definately Setting P for the kill . . . like Banky W!/ Voters know I ball . . . with rhymes lacking bloomers/ Prekks only one of ma consumers/ . . . So If he ever balled, it must be a factual rumour/ Cos his rhymes is a comic relief . . . Aqueous humor!/ My bars already overwhelming the tout/ He knows Im definately heading this bout/ even with the whole of Slaughterhouse, helping him out/ . . . Blast his legs over the borders . . . and have him over-stepping his bounds!/ Im rocking like kwaito/ if voters ever praised you,it must be a typo/ Swerve Barber lyrics . . . cos this Friday . . . Im sure to Fry yo! Won this bout hands down . . . so quit talking further/ A stunning baller/ . . . My speed over-run the pauper/ Got a Sporting Life . . . and hes just a Complete Sucker!/ |
Taking the life of just two people is more than enough for him to face a firing squad. Not to talk of a staggering 77. Not even a life sentence. |
Craze no be small. Can you imagine. The thing dey vex me. |
Anders Behring Breivik, the man who killed 77 people in a bomb attack and gun rampage just over a year ago, was this morning sentenced to 21 years in prison by a Norwegian court. Breivik, 33, was charged with voluntary homicide and committing acts of terror over the attacks in Oslo and Utoya Island on July 22, 2011. He killed 77 people and he gets just 21 years in prison? [img]http://2.bp..com/-Oy9OZEddTFE/UDdpxh9EhwI/AAAAAAAAm1g/JboG30xvWuQ/s1600/...00.jpg[/img] http://lindaikeji..com/2012/08/norway-mass-murderer-gets-21-years-in.html? |
Ok drop . |
HBD |
Thats why I trust PH bus drivers na. |
AKPORS AND TEACHER Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria? Akpors: I don't know ma Teacher: U nid to focus more on your studies Akpors: please ma,can i ask u a few questions Teacher: Yes,go ahead Akpors: Do u knw Rita? Teacher: No Akpors: Do u knw Joy? Teacher: No Akpors: Do u knw Kate? Teacher: (Angry):Hell no! who ar all these pple and why do u ask? Akpors: You nid to Focus More more on your Husband. |
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Love,s3x and money - Eme boys |
Number one - M.I |
Now playing : Shebi na love,sèx and money we gatta do it right . . . make we take am easy. Baby if you want my shuga eh . . . |
ThePrekky its tomorrow . . . Quick breakaways . . . ![]() The most prolific . . . The real king ![]() Sup Jenchood ? Quit the ripostes and drop more verses/ and stop being nervous/ . . . you doctored ya techniques,so we'll call in nurses/ . . . we no send his heavy eyes/ he better take his time/ and spray his rhymes/ If I feel hes the shaddy type/ I'll send slim dudes to räpe his wife/ . . . i flow so subtle/ while this bloke fumbles/ I bring his Men thors . . . Cos Im his role model/ . . . to think your drops amazing/ you surely must be crazy/ He'd only make Hay . . . If he was David/ . . . i bash the cat/ for encroaching on my natural habitat/ Make this human race . . . like I was chasing the entire planets' inhabitants/ ![]() |
Una be fool:JOKER! ![]() ![]() |
swtchicgurl: nice! ![]() Types of people on FACEBOOK 1)The PREACHERS: These are mostly single men/ladies who act 'holy' & only updates bible verses on Sunday. 2)The CONFUSED: Married today,Engaged tomorrow next day dey ar in an open r/ship. 3)WEATHER FORECASTERS: Updates mostly when it rains..cold,its hot in Abeokuta. 4)The TRAVELERS : ..today-Ilorin here i come..tomorrow Abuja hear i come..next day lagos hear i cum... 5)The UNHEALTHY LOT : stomach ache,headache,b ackache ..Abeg FB is not a clinic!! 6)The LIARS(Major type) : Lie abt age,Marital status and use ridiculous names lyk Rihana ...Beyonce,lil wayne etc etc.. 7) WITCHES : they always like status abt death,sickness DRUNKARDS: This are thefunny types,and they update there status mostly on friday night keep the ball rolling..... |
a1solution: What is the lesson on your story? I need simple summary and the lesson all together cos the write up is too much with mistakes all over.you need help I swear. |
Great. Just great. |
Celebrated Nollywood actor, Stephanie Okereke Linus, is continuing in her ambitious pursuits as she launches her latest effort – her personal blog site called “Stephanie Daily”! It’s a blend of fashion, beauty, inspiration, gist, give-aways for fans, loads of great pictures, and Stephanie’s oomph all over the place! “It’s my own personal space for me to interact with the wonderful fans I have been blessed with. It’s called Stephanie Daily for a reason – that means, everyday there’s something new to talk about. So now there’s an actual platform that draws me closer to the people who believe in what I do.” “Inspire” and “Steph Lounge” are some of the channels on the site aimed to boost your spirits and keep you abreast on the actor and all that she finds fabulous! And also the interactive channel, “Talk to Steph” that gives visitors the opportunity to help another human being solve the daily challenges s/he faces. Stephanie Daily aims to be genuine, smart, witty, fun, colourful, and humane. So whether you are feisty, cool, outgoing or simple, the blog will appeal to you. http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898074.xhtml?tema=7 |
The Lagos Command of the Nigerian Police Force on Wednesday paraded two suspects in the murder of Cynthia Akuzogwu Udoka, daughter of a retired General, who they met on Facebook and persuaded her to come to Lagos, from Jos, the Plateau state capital. One of the suspects, Ezekiel Nnechuwu Olisa Eloka, 23, told the police that they killed Cynthia because they believed she had a lot of money. But after taking her life, they did not find any significant amount of cash. Both Eloka and Echezona Nwabufor, confirmed that they met the victim on Facebook and invited her to come to Lagos to buy goods at cheap prices. Cynthia, they claim was their sixth victim. http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898071.xhtml?tema=4 |
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Replace nairaland with naijapals.. on that liist
