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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:02pm On Aug 25, 2012
mikuz: This head crappy . . .

. . . my verse classy/ so vets flag me/ cos I spit emphatic/
Ya flow is Mere-less . . . Zenawi/

. . . ya raps erratic/ cos you not consistent/ you wouldnt last me a round for instance . .
. . . blaze him in the company of all his friends . . .
. . . with an escape route non-existent/
Im his soul proprietor . . . but my drops un-limited/


Ma raps get y'll convicted/ so any ninja who battles me simply loses/ cos Im really the rudest/
No hindus . . . If ya girl brought you beef . . . then you've seen a boo-dissed/

The näked truth is/ what you rap is wack . . .
. . . I bring terror to crack this man/ like the Taliban/ from Pakistan/
Hit his skull with a tripod from Baghdad . . . to give his brain an e-rack . . .

I decimate just to make fun/ so on this rap sh¡t . . . am bound to stay long/
Serve tracks on salvers . . . even Tremaine Aldon,couldnt surpass my Tray Songs/

. . . never could force it . . .but they know Im a mean colonel/
In battle . . .
. . . I shower lyrics to make guys 'throw in the towel'/

I soar . . . while y'll on a downward slide/ hit the scene . . . and my peers run and hide/
Got my watch far from me each time I drop a quickie . . . cos time aint on my side/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:56pm On Aug 25, 2012
dj5naira: Shy church rat. .never could own a blackberry. . .so what you going Bold 4?!/
Save the lies. .this Gianluigi is no fungi. .never gave any Boo-fun!/
Im twice as nice. .and so are my lyrics. .X2 of your own!!/
Your girl left you in Ibadan. . .devastated. .now his mind States. .On Your Own!/
I ball/ to take clean swipe at y'all/
One sling shot from this David. .and all Goliaths fall/
Im Iller Than Theirs. . .could tell from the rhymes I cough/
With his fowl droppings. .we know what s.hit he's made of!/
I snake him in his poultry farm . . .and he chicken out/
Ran away like peacock almost caught by an area tout!/
Im bad. .but in the evenings. .i'd be givin' all these eves. .Good Moaning!/
I don't give A damn. .im crude . .with my wicked loving/
Drove my pole in one . .finger in another. .in ecstasy. .all 'em eve's dropping!!/
Narrowin' his thought in a single channel. . .but like Phuthuma Nathi. . I got MultiChoice!/
He either Maintain. .or get slain . . .Olu. .the choice is yours!/
Throwin' pebbles from sea shore at this huge rock?. .Damn your Rab bits!/
Im a beasty dragon. .and when I bring Heat. .that you can't contend with/
Got divine fist. . .reason ma punches blow higher!/
Sodomize the Gomorrahs'. . .before they bring fire!!/
You've seen my organised mettle. .now his brain. . .hay-wire!/
When you rack your thought with whom to battle. . .don't even think. .dj5naira!?/
oboy stop lifting my puns !!
Business › Checking Your GTBANK Account Balance Via SMS by mikuz(op): 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2012
Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) have rolled out another feature as mobile banking is becoming a norm in Nigeria. With this new feature, every GTBank account holders can now check their Account Balance using their mobile phone, even if it’s not connected to the internet.

With this function, you don’t need to access your Internet Banking account or visit any GTBank branch before you can view your bank account balance. All you have to do is type some line of code and send to a particular number and you will receive your account balance via SMS instantly.
How to Check Your GTB Account Balance Using Mobile Phone

Checking your GTB account balance is as simple as sending a normal text message on your mobile phone. To do this, follow the steps below:

1. Compose a text message with this format:

Bal (space) NUBAN Number

2. Then send it to this number: 08100550000 and wait for the reply.

For Example, my NUBAN Number is 0035479764, I will type:

Bal 0035479764 and then send to 08100550000

After sending, your account balance will be sent to your phone almost immediately.

NOTE 1: NUBAN Number is the new account number given to you by your bank. It is 10 digits compare to the previous traditional account number.

NOTE 2: Your network provider may charge you for sending text messages. However, I’ve noticed that the charge is N5 across all networks.

NOTE 3: You can only use the phone number that is registered in your GTB account to send the message. If you send the message using another phone number, you won’t get your account balance. I believe this is a good step, as it stop others from checking other people’s bank account balance without their permission.

So when next you wanted to check your GTBank account balance, you do not need to go to the bank, or ATM machine. All you have to do is just sit where you are and send a simple text message. GTBank will then reply you with your account balance instantly.

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http://mycyberblogs.com/general-tips/how-to-check-your-gtbank-account-balance-via-sms/
Adverts › How To Check Your GTBANK Account Balance For Free by mikuz(op): 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2012
Now you can check your Bank
Account Balance on the Go! with
the New GTBank SMS Balance
Features.
HOW CAN I CHECK MY GTBANK
ACCOUNT BALANCE BY JUST
SENDING AN SMS?
Compose New Text Message, Then
Type bal follow by your Nuban
Account Number and Send to
08100550000
It's Simple! Expect your Account
Balance immediately after Sending
it.
NOTE:- You can only check your
Balance with the New Nuban
Account Number, The Old Account
Number wont work.


http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898063.xhtml?tema=1
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod):
nosa gold: my punchlines will never finish but nigga Bleep a k.o/
i cease all the oxygen when i flow no h2o/
u niggas keep forcing rhymes but in rap game im the new thing(new-ton)/
i make profit when i spit low key i pull a few strings/
ma dick is in a circle i guess i be fucking around/
on ma way to london and i make your girl lose a couple pounds/
u prolly won't dig ma flows if rap was a goldmine/
give me a second i kill this shit in no time/
and some niggas can't do shit cuz nosa gave them constipation/
i Bleep beats up when i drop singles no fornication/

one
This head crappy . . .

. . . my verse classy/ so vets flag me/ cos I spit emphatic/
Ya flow is Mere-less . . . Zenawi/

. . . ya raps erratic/ cos you not consistent/ you wouldnt last me a round for instance . .
. . . blaze him in the company of all his friends . . .
. . . with an escape route non-existent/
Im his soul proprietor . . . but my drops un-limited/


Ma raps get y'll convicted/ so any ninja who battles me simply loses/ cos Im really the rudest/
No hindus . . . If ya girl brought you beef . . . then you've seen a boo-dissed/

The näked truth is/ what you rap is wack . . .
. . . I bring terror to crack this man/ like the Taliban/ from Pakistan/
Hit his skull with a tripod from Baghdad . . . to give his brain an e-rack . . .

I decimate just to make fun/ so on this rap sh¡t . . . am bound to stay long/
Serve tracks on salvers . . . even Tremaine Aldon,couldnt surpass my Tray Songs/

. . . never could force it . . .but they know Im a mean colonel/
In battle . . .
. . . I shower lyrics to make guys 'throw in the towel'/

I soar . . . while y'll on a downward slide/ hit the scene . . . and my peers run and hide/
Got my watch far from me each time I drop a quickie . . . cos time aint on my side/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2012
16 lines . . . mono cool


Its needless going italics with you . . . I'll enact it boldly. . /
You spitting X2 lyrics . . . Its plain ya rap is phoney . ./
Flashy guy . . .
. . . with more chicks than a placcid poultry . . /
Stashing Lucres on dailies . . . Ballers brand me Tony . . /
Your Eves dropping jacked . . . quit acting nosy . . /
You simply inept . . . competence aint what you lacking only . . /
King of monoflow . . . 'You know it' like Harvey Goldie/
Bring 'Fire' to your crew . . . Daddy Showkey. . . /
Bars rated higher . . . nigga Im hardly lowly . . . /
The illest here . . . to hell with ya rabbit story . . /
I sneak glocks that char this hommie/
Grab his gat . . . and kill the crank real slowly. . . /
Ya b¡tch gladly blow me/
Ma d¡ck her 'tasty nutrition' . . . super pack Indomie/
To battle me is no doubt a vapid folly. . /
Ya rap technique is obsolete . . . like a crappy oldie/
Romance › Re: Guys, Claiming That Women Are Materialistic Is Not An Excuse To Be Stingy!! by mikuz(m): 8:04am On Aug 25, 2012
cindyrella: AMEN!!!!
is an affair supposed to be a one way traffic?
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 8:01am On Aug 25, 2012
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 7:23am On Aug 25, 2012
majour: what of my plea na
ok try to be specific please.
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 9:02pm On Aug 24, 2012
Great game. cool
Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 8:58pm On Aug 24, 2012
Need for Speed : The Run 240x320.jar

https://f1.pepst.com/c/8A14A8/757568/ssc3/home/040/gamelegend/nfs_the_run_by_latestgamez.jpg_240_240_0_24000_0_1_0.jpg

The race from San
Francisco to New York! There are
no restrictions on speed. There
are no rules. No partners. Unlock
and tuning of any of the seven
machines. Take a ride in a quick
race or go his entire career.
Beware of the cops and attacks
from opponents, using nitrous
oxide in order to speed up, you
have to finish first in any situation. Can
you pass this way? In the new
part of the Need For Speed ​​The
Run!

http://mikuzchat.tk/site_33.xhtml?&get-file=67&get-dir=3

* If you need your phones version,just request*
Christianity Etc › Re: Three Month Old Baby Stolen In Church by mikuz(m): 8:47pm On Aug 24, 2012
Acidosis: carelessness
more like heartlessness.
Music/Radio › Re: Did D'banj Rubbish Kukere Remix by mikuz(m): 7:28pm On Aug 24, 2012
Very average from the koko master.
I was expecting a replicant of what he did with Montana's remix with Naeto.
Rap Battles › Re: Bragging Rights : Mikuz Vs ThePrekky by mikuz(mod): 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2012
I move like the speed of light/ to spin lyrics that abuse his civil rights/
Split the blanket' . . . and kill Prekky in a 'pillow fight'!/

Im an alphamale . . . Hes just a broke fella/ rule over this battle . . . cos my flows beta/
. . . Even the Greeks can attest Im an Oba Omega!!/

I storm his residence . . . tie his both legs/ from his foam bed . . . to his closet/
. . . Thats to give him a 'home stretch'!/

I hoard cannons and doubles/ thats sure to have him rumbled/
. . . Cos Im definately Setting P for the kill . . . like Banky W!/

Voters know I ball . . . with rhymes lacking bloomers/
Prekks only one of ma consumers/
. . . So If he ever balled, it must be a factual rumour/
Cos his rhymes is a comic relief . . . Aqueous humor!/

My bars already overwhelming the tout/
He knows Im definately heading this bout/ even with the whole of Slaughterhouse, helping him out/
. . . Blast his legs over the borders . . . and have him over-stepping his bounds!/

Im rocking like kwaito/ if voters ever praised you,it must be a typo/
Swerve Barber lyrics . . . cos this Friday . . . Im sure to Fry yo!



Won this bout hands down . . . so quit talking further/
A stunning baller/
. . . My speed over-run the pauper/
Got a Sporting Life . . . and hes just a Complete Sucker!/
Politics › Re: Norway Mass Murderer Gets 21 Years In Prison by mikuz(op): 3:46pm On Aug 24, 2012
Taking the life of just two people is more than enough for him to face a firing squad. Not to talk of a staggering 77.
Not even a life sentence.
Politics › Re: Norway Mass Murderer Gets 21 Years In Prison by mikuz(op): 2:13pm On Aug 24, 2012
Craze no be small. Can you imagine. The thing dey vex me.
Politics › Norway Mass Murderer Gets 21 Years In Prison by mikuz(op): 1:45pm On Aug 24, 2012
Anders Behring Breivik, the man
who killed 77 people in a bomb
attack and gun rampage just
over a year ago, was this
morning sentenced to 21 years
in prison by a Norwegian court.
Breivik, 33, was charged with
voluntary homicide and
committing acts of terror over
the attacks in Oslo and Utoya
Island on July 22, 2011.
He killed 77 people and he gets
just 21 years in prison?

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http://lindaikeji..com/2012/08/norway-mass-murderer-gets-21-years-in.html?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:09pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ok drop .
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday Funke Akindele And Osita Iheme by mikuz(m): 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2012
HBD
Politics › Re: Commercial Drivers Lament As Amosun Launches BMT Buses. by mikuz(m): 12:14am On Aug 24, 2012
Thats why I trust PH bus drivers na.
Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 12:12am On Aug 24, 2012
AKPORS AND TEACHER


Teacher: Who is the president of
Nigeria?
Akpors: I don't know ma
Teacher: U nid to focus more on
your studies
Akpors: please ma,can i ask u a
few questions
Teacher: Yes,go ahead
Akpors: Do u knw Rita?
Teacher: No
Akpors: Do u knw Joy?
Teacher: No
Akpors: Do u knw Kate?
Teacher: (Angry):Hell no! who ar
all these pple and why do u ask?
Akpors: You nid to Focus More
more on your Husband.
Music/Radio › Wande Coal - Go Low (official Video) by mikuz(op): 11:15pm On Aug 23, 2012
Mavin Records Presents
Wande Coal - Go Low
Directed By: Mr Moe Musa
Produced By: Tunde Babalola


http://www.radiopalmwine.com/wande-coal-go-low-official-video-dl-link-included/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
Music/Radio › Re: What Song Do You Have On Replay Today? by mikuz(m): 10:20pm On Aug 23, 2012
Love,s3x and money - Eme boys
Music/Radio › Re: Favourite Choc Boiz Song by mikuz(m): 9:20pm On Aug 23, 2012
Number one - M.I
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:27pm On Aug 23, 2012
Now playing : Shebi na love,sèx and money
we gatta do it right . . . make we take am easy.
Baby if you want my shuga eh . . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:05pm On Aug 23, 2012
ThePrekky its tomorrow . . .
Quick breakaways . . . cheesy cheesy

The most prolific . . . The real king grin

Sup Jenchood ?


Quit the ripostes and drop more verses/ and stop being nervous/
. . . you doctored ya techniques,so we'll call in nurses/

. . . we no send his heavy eyes/ he better take his time/ and spray his rhymes/
If I feel hes the shaddy type/
I'll send slim dudes to räpe his wife/


. . . i flow so subtle/ while this bloke fumbles/
I bring his Men thors . . . Cos Im his role model/

. . . to think your drops amazing/ you surely must be crazy/
He'd only make Hay . . . If he was David/

. . . i bash the cat/ for encroaching on my natural habitat/
Make this human race . . . like I was chasing the entire planets' inhabitants/

grin grin
Webmasters › Re: Top 5 Most Popular Sites In Nigeria (august) by mikuz(op): 5:25pm On Aug 23, 2012
Una be fool: shocked shocked Nairaland no2? when I was banned and I had my post hidden by pyguru for posting in this thread and for no offense. How the hell did an inactive moderator since 2011 could do that. cool Already banned @ computer section for a little and unintentional offense.hehehe nairaland noni.. Are we safe huh Replace nairaland with naijapals.. on that liist sad sad sad sad sad sad
JOKER! cheesygrin
Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2012
swtchicgurl: nice! smiley
cheesy

Types of people on FACEBOOK


1)The PREACHERS: These are
mostly single men/ladies who
act 'holy' & only updates
bible verses on Sunday.

2)The CONFUSED: Married
today,Engaged tomorrow next
day dey ar in an open r/ship.

3)WEATHER FORECASTERS:
Updates mostly when it
rains..cold,its
hot in Abeokuta.

4)The TRAVELERS : ..today-Ilorin
here i come..tomorrow Abuja
hear
i come..next
day lagos hear i cum...

5)The UNHEALTHY LOT :
stomach ache,headache,b
ackache
..Abeg FB is not a clinic!!

6)The LIARS(Major type) : Lie abt
age,Marital status and use
ridiculous names lyk Rihana
...Beyonce,lil wayne etc etc..

7) WITCHES : they always like
status abt death,sickness

coolDRUNKARDS: This are the
funny types,and they update
there status mostly on friday
night
keep the ball rolling.....
Literature › Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by mikuz(m): 4:14pm On Aug 23, 2012
a1solution: What is the lesson on your story? I need simple summary and the lesson all together cos the write up is too much with mistakes all over.
you need help I swear.
3 Likes
Literature › Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by mikuz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 23, 2012
Great. Just great.
Celebrities › Stephanie Okereke Linus Launches Personal Blog - Stephanie Daily! by mikuz(op): 3:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
Celebrated Nollywood actor,
Stephanie Okereke Linus, is
continuing in her ambitious
pursuits as she launches her
latest effort – her personal blog
site called “Stephanie Daily”! It’s
a blend of fashion, beauty,
inspiration, gist, give-aways for
fans, loads of great pictures, and
Stephanie’s oomph all over the
place!
“It’s my own personal space for
me to interact with the
wonderful fans I have been
blessed with. It’s called
Stephanie Daily for a reason –
that means, everyday there’s
something new to talk about. So
now there’s an actual platform
that draws me closer to the
people who believe in what I
do.”
“Inspire” and “Steph Lounge”
are some of the channels on the
site aimed to boost your spirits
and keep you abreast on the
actor and all that she finds
fabulous! And also the
interactive channel, “Talk to
Steph” that gives visitors the
opportunity to help another
human being solve the daily
challenges s/he faces.
Stephanie Daily aims to be
genuine, smart, witty, fun,
colourful, and humane. So
whether you are feisty, cool,
outgoing or simple, the blog will
appeal to you.



http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898074.xhtml?tema=7
Crime › Video: Watch Cynthia Osokogu's Killers Speak On Channels TV by mikuz(op): 3:24pm On Aug 23, 2012
The Lagos Command of the
Nigerian Police Force on
Wednesday paraded two
suspects in the murder of Cynthia
Akuzogwu Udoka, daughter of a
retired General, who they met on
Facebook and persuaded her to
come to Lagos, from Jos, the
Plateau state capital.
One of the suspects, Ezekiel
Nnechuwu Olisa Eloka, 23, told
the police that they killed Cynthia
because they believed she had a
lot of money. But after taking her
life, they did not find any
significant amount of cash. Both
Eloka and Echezona Nwabufor,
confirmed that they met the
victim on Facebook and invited
her to come to Lagos to buy
goods at cheap prices. Cynthia,
they claim was their sixth victim.


http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898071.xhtml?tema=4

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