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Ibime you are typing too many words for your brain to carry.
"only spar. . . in the absence of credible voters" meaning what kwanu?


How was i supposed to know you've already rhymed with those words before? Are you the first rapper to drop with shells and turtles?
Tyga used 'em words on his snapback track,so hes also biting from you abi? You just open ya mouth and talk as if you have a monopoly on some certain words.
If I knew you had used them before I couldnt have employed them, to avoid all these baseless accusations. Cos no be only turtles dey carry shells. It was the first word that that came into my head while I was penning that, plus it fitted flawlessly into the monoflow rhyme technique. 'stun you cats' ,'flaw you lads',turtles back'. I learned a couple of stunts from you doesn't mean i should go about recycling ya punches. I keep telling you. I dey respect you no mean say I no fit deface you for battle.

DarkBwoy: If u feel ur best,ibime and co
lets kick 8lines


Back for good

ok drop it.

Ibime . . .

hehehehe

I stun you cats/ throwing jabs that floor you lads/
Y'll cant keep it drugs . . . cos ya lines fall through cracks!/
Niggas who claim im forcing raps/ would get gunned infact/
Cos I'll make 'em take shells from behind . . . like turtle backs!/
Nigga talking trash/ when hes arid multies wack/
But all that will cease . . . when my double blasts!/
He got no swag/ we all know that/
He claiming landord . . . but he 'packs well' . . . when real trouble starts!/
. . .its the balls he lacks/ plus hes a cocký f.ag/
So if we really get it straight . . . the fans aint loving that!/


You funny brat/ make me laugh . . . with all your comic rants/
He a cheap DJ . . . too lame to even scratch!/
I son the chap/ feeding him with bottled paps/
He better quit . . .cos he got no forte in rap!/
I slash his sorry äss/ in close to more than forty parts/
He couldnt ball . . . even in Germany . . . /
so my sub-machine/ made him Desert Eagles . . .
like Hockey fans!/

To be confirmed : Mikuz vs ThePrekky

Where's ThePrekky? Since Dbr and Ibime are not forthcoming on the said battle. Am setting up Mikuz vs ThePrekky battle thread. Holla back at me when you see this message and lets set up a date. No dulling.

dj5naira: Which you've kinda gotten deep into.

Yeah,Teach Ibime how to wordplay.

Dj5naira i keep telling ya. you should go into stand up comedy. You're wasting ya talent in FFR.
Everything about you na joke. From your flows to your comments.







Calling you a comic relief na understatement.

swtchicgurl: is dat ur middle name?

you no dey take eye see the P word.

JayKayMaybachz: No be em mates dey play Chelsea,barcelona and others .......... how many headsb wen dem geh .....

no be your mates dey erect manshions for Jand ?

And shift comot for road make I see better people.

*relaxs back and continues sipping hes drink*
Cos na Miami beach me sef I dey now.

Boy those lines are not for kids.
Better stick to ya kindergarten raps.

This is why we never still win any thing for olympics. Mtchew

*clears throat*

GEJ don suffer no be small.

pleep: Poster your so gay a straight man does not complain about bad boyfriends, that is what women do.

Grow a pair dude, being a mangina is not going to get you laid.

yours is coming.

@op.
Now i know what ya real forte is.

Dbr I got a concept. Since you want us to do it cool. Im putting up a battle thread between the both of you. Im going to make it sticky and it would get to the front page. So send me your lines 32 bars each. On or before next wednesday 15/8/2012.

DBR: Hey mikuz, i kno wat it looks like but, let ir slide aii. .
Ibime na ma guy too o. .ma favorite villain at that . .
im the hero who makes him relevant
So y'all just keep the sportmanship spirit aii. .

Quickie. .



ho tryna put a hole. .in ma flow. .forgetin what metas n similes are/
if this b!tch is Osama. .im navy seal. .simply means i''d-killed-her!/

he Pro with the false claims. .Certified. .he got a Lyin-sense/
not d Hebrew God but he's got an L on him . .wit no creative license /

Picture this/ got nothin new to say. .he soundin like a broken record/
u set a bar. .i raised it, Snapped it. . i Broke the record/! eaaziiii!

oNe


oNe

Nice Quickie bro. That Alquaeda word play was sick.
As for Ibime.
Em own don too much. The props wey i dey give since don dey enter em head.
Its time I tame his wings.

Who dey laugh with you Ibime? You think say I dey joke here? you have a very big problem,thats one fact i've noticed about. So na Mukina you dey call your girl abi?
So you're now threatening me abi?
So You think say I be Dbr? So You think say I dey play cool like am? I be your mate ? Or you think im afraid of you? I laugh!
You better stick to my dictations or face my wrath. Cos I no get time to dey exchange words with you. I back everything I say with action. Try me.

ThePrekky: . . u tryna call for 'BACK UP?'/
well. . .lemme help you out bro!/

I dont go about forcing multies/ cos cats know I drop with much ease/
I might execute this guy in Amazon . . .the way I bring him Jungle Justice/
Ya former girl's cùnt is/ as wide as dug pit/
so he gave his 'ex-tension' . . . she feared ya face would fall in/ . . .each time you 'suck it'/
Its no doubt, this gents a pundit/ who rhymes well to stun peeps/
My howitzers make his spines 'Break-fast' . . .when I 'Lunch' it/
I strike lame fakes/ firing Aks/ from the rear of grey cranes/
Cos this Dummy knows (Dominoes) . . . I hardly play games/
When I puff lightning/ men dont wanna fight me/
Cos I lace my multies with Bolts . . . to make this Gäy run like Tyson/
Hes simply jealous/ that he rides a vespa and me a lexus/
He better be on the watch for missiles . . . or he'll get hit in seconds/
My shells drop him/ for sheer BITCHING/
I aint Raul . . .but my arm 'Guns-A-LEX' . . . like I was shooting Ferguson/
This nigga spanks/ the lyrical militant/
Who spits Niger style . . . and 'Dealt-an' indelible blow . . .
to the ego . . .
of this peasant/
Dont mean to hype my skill/ buts its no lie Im ill/
I spin lyrics . . . faster than allied wheels/

LIST OF NOMINEES FOR 6th NIGERDELTA ADVANCEMENT AWARDS (NDAA) 2012
CATEGORY A: BEST VIDEO JOCKEY
V-Code Nominee(s)
1 Aniete Udok (Ogeri on AIT)
2 AB (084 Top 5 on STV)
3 Asteroid Bassey (Muzik Alive on AKBC TV)
CATEGORY B: BEST DJ
V-Code Nominee(s)
4 DJ Kevin (Rhythm 93.7 Fm)
5 DJ Smart Don (Wazobia 94.1 Fm)
6 DJ Jonel (Radio P.H. 91.7 Fm)
7 DJ Rocky Fella (AKBC Radio 90.5 Fm)
CATEGORY C: BEST MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTOR
V-Code Nominee(s)
8 Choppenson (Studio 5 Productions)
9 DJ Lecture (Signal D Flame Films)
10 AJE (AJE Film Works)
11 Eddie Izycs (Media Works)
12 Adasa (Squareball Media)
CATEGORY D: BEST MUSIC PRODUCER
V-Code Nominee(s)
13 Leriq
14 Indiana Kings
15 Akim Da Beat
16 Dr. Duke
CATEGORY E: BEST MUSIC VIDEO
V-Code Nominee(s)
17 Kukere (Iyanya)
18 Etighi Dance (Oba Omega)
19 Eniye (Asu Ekiye)
20 Trilla (Mtrill)
21 Better (Oritse Femi)
CATEGORY F: SONG OF THE YEAR
V-Code Nominee(s)
22 Kukere (Iyanya)
23 Bottom Belle (Omawumi)
24 P.H. 1st Son (Duncan Mighty)
25 Odogwu (Samsong)
26 Infinity (Wizboy)
CATEGORY G: NEXT RATED
V-Code Nominee(s)
27 Burna Boy (Abeg Abeg Abeg)
28 Mr. 2kay (Waterside Boy)
29 4tune (Love Me Jeje)
30 Solid Star (Omotena)
31 Perry Curtis (Talk 2 Me Later)
CATEGORY H: FAST-RISING COMEDIAN
V-Code Nominee(s)
32 Eboh Bomb
33 Pikolo
34 Romeo without Juliet
35 Rugged Pastor
36 Sir. James
CATEGORY I: BEST MUSIC-COMEDY ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
37 D'Smart (Pikin Don Repent)
38 Julius Agwu (Experience)
39 Silas Momen (Oga Sorry)
40 Monkals (Scatter Head)
CATEGORY J: BEST HIP-HOP ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
41 Mtrill (Trilla)
42 Mr. Nanas (Free Style)
43 Red Kad (How Far)
44 Zillions (Nsa Isong)
CATEGORY K: BEST GOSPEL ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
45 Samsong (Odogwu)
46 Asu Ekiye (Eniye)
47 Joe Praize (The Presence)
48 Pat Akpabio (Right on Time)
CATEGORY L: BEST R 'N' B ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
49 Mr. Robinson (It's True)
50 Maxi (Doremi)
51 Mish (Akwa Ibom Ayaya)
52 Mkaze (I Bin No Know)
CATEGORY M: BEST URBAN NAIJA ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
53 Iyanya (Kukere)
54 Omawumi (Bottom Belle)
55 Oba Omega (Etighi Dance)
56 Oritse Femi (Better)
57 Waconzy (I Celebrate)
CATEGORY N: BEST RECORD LABEL
V-Code Nominee(s)
58 Aristocrat Records
59 Ijaw Boyz Entertainment
60 911 Entertainment
61 South Central Records
CATEGORY O: BEST COMEDIAN
V-Code Nominee(s)
62 Dan D Humorous
63 Prince Hezekiah
64 Sim Card
65 Monkals
66 Arinze Baba
CATEGORY P: BEST MUSIC ARTISTE
V-Code Nominee(s)
67 Duncan Mighty (P.H. 1st Son)
68 Omawumi (Bottom Belle)
69 Iyanya (Kukere)
70 Mtrill (Trilla)
71 Waconzy (I Celebrate)
CATEGORY Q: BEST CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
V-Code Nominee(s)
72 Fountain Construction Co. Ltd.
73 MIFE Construction Nig. Ltd.
74 Zerock Construction Ltd.
75 GELO Integrated Services Nig. Ltd
76 Gitto Construzioni Generali Nig.Ltd.
CATEGORY R: BEST SPORTS PRESENTER (TV/RADIO)
V-Code Nominee(s)
77 Harry Awoso (DRTV/Melody 88.6 Fm)
78 Abaje P. Usakwe (AIT/Raypower 106.5 Fm)
79 Iniobong Monday (AKBC TV/Radio 90.5 Fm)
80 Soprinye Jaja (RSTV)
CATEGORY S: BEST SPORTS WRITER
V-Code Nominee(s)
81 Anthony Obaseki (Compass)
82 Aloysius Okerieke (Soccer Star)
83 Bassey B. Ibiatusho (Community Pulse)
CATEGORY T: BEST TV PRESENTER
V-Code Nominee(s)
84 Obiageri Juliet Koroye (AIT)
85 Gogo Iyalla (RSTV)
86 Samuel Udofia (AKBC TV)
CATEGORY U: BEST RADIO PRESENTER
V-Code Nominee(s)
87 Akas Baba (Wazobia 94.1 Fm)
88 Jackson Wenigha (Atlantic 104.5 Fm)
89 Space Man (Radio P.H. 91.7 Fm)
90 Royal Madam (Royal 95.5 Fm)
91 Yuba (Hot 99.5 Fm)
CATEGORY V: BEST TELEVISION STATION
V-Code Nominee(s)
92 Silverbird TV
93 EBS TV
94 RSTV
95 AKBC TV
CATEGORY W: BEST RADIO STATION
V-Code Nominee(s)
96 Wazobia 94.1 Fm
97 Radio P.H. 91.7 Fm
98 Royal 95.5 Fm
99 Atlantic 104.5 Fm
100 Hot 99.5 Fm
CATEGORY X: BEST NDDC CONTRACTOR
V-Code Nominee(s)
101 Elite Nig. Ltd.
102 Osmoserve Global Ltd.
103 Pet Jibson & Co. Ltd.
104 Ceaser Engineering & Co. Ltd.
105 Bistar Nig. Ltd.
CATEGORY Y: NIGER DELTA MAN OF THE YEAR
V-Code Nominee(s)
106 Rt. Hon. Chubuike R. Amaechi (Rivers State Governor)
107 Chief Godswill O. Akpabio (Akwa Ibom State Governor)
108 Rochas O. Okorocha (Imo State Governor)
109 Comrade Adams A. Oshiomole(Edo State Governor)
HOW TO VOTE
Vote for Your Nominees by SMS in this format: NDAA (Space) V-Code e.g.: NDAA 110
SEND SMS TO 33120 ON ALL NETWORKS.

http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/nvnews/92787/1/nominees-list-for-the-6th-niger-delta-advancement-.html

dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]We don hear.[/quote][quote author=blaise26.abj]If you write garbage like this again,
He will say you are sexist[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]And the moral of this story is ......................?[/quote]Nairaland no go kill me.

Make i see you direct any postulation at Dbr again.

Ibime no doubt beating Dbr was your all time greatest rap achievement.

person no go hear word for you? Dbr this Dbr that. Na only you dey here? Make we close nairaland for you ?
No worry I go soon open thread about it and move it no the frontpage for you.
Besides no body in FFR believes you'll ever beat Dbr again,cos this is 2012 !!
You better get off his d¡ck before I ban you cos e don dey turn to spam

Im ok but had a stressful day. You ?

I carry arms thats smooth and so long/ so if he steps he might soon get smoked on/
Cos I make him have butterflies in his stomach . . . like I swam through his Colon/
No olympics . . . Im a Lawn-don/ but you having wrinkles/ all over ya face . . . so the sisters found it hard to mingle/
They refused to 'court' you . . . cos you couldn't handle 'singles'/
I do rap for fun/ but I got a group who crash and burn/
Put a Spire on his head . . . give him a Steeplechase . . . and make his crew re-tract and run/
If he aint a patriotic citizen . . . I would whip him/ was only tryna tease him/ but dont know why hes rudely speaking/
You tried to nationalize/ in England . . . but I held ya guts so tight/ . . . you couldn't 'Breath-in'/
The fools demeaning/ so I'll have my shoots bereave him/
Try to battle with Slim Shay . . . and be sure to 'Give-in'/
I bruise you gents/ cos I bully men/
My money long . . . measure it in MILI-METERS . . . but hes so broke to SEE-M/
Better take ya time/ before I bake ya thigh/
Or Ill drive a phantom deluxe over you . . . till I brake ya spine/
Im quick . . . It never could take me days to reply/ so If you think you can out phrase ma rhymes/
I'll put cash over ya thoughts . . . and make you change ya mind/

honey why are you asking now?