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come o, bright,
you no get babe?
See the way you just dey kill yaself for my aflican queen!
You wan chance me for my own property?
I sure say you don w.änk that photo for bathroom.
Remof ya eye from my babe nyash . . Or . . Or
. . . This bar no go contain us o!

come o, bright,
you no get babe?
See the way you just dey kill yaself for my aflican queen!
You wan chance me for my own property?
I sure say you don w.änk that photo for bathroom.
Remof ya eye from my babe nyash . . Or . . Or
. . . This bar no go contain us o!

bunmi,
and hows that my fault?

booqee you've not been a faithful wife since i got married to you.
Why?
Where did i go wrong?

thanks el,
and merry new year to you bro.
Infact for that . . One bottle of star and nkwobi for you!
*a smiles graces el's face as mikuz lands the above named items on his table*

choi!
Bright you wicked o!

she dey house.
But why you come dey ask?
Shey you no dey take eye see woman bre.a.st abi?
Na table of CONtents go kill you!

bright,
God don save you today!

*lets go of him*
ordinary strength you no get!!

bright,
why you dey pretend like say e no dey hungry you?
@id,
you know what i want!

you better finish this trash you started.
Who go complete am for you?
Mtchew!

what does 'enlarge her coast' mean?

I trust you

booqee,
im suspecting you.

booqee,
im suspecting you.

id,
you owe me.

@dani,
i laugh you in mogadishu,
ya mate dey wwe dey make better moiney,
you dey for this bar dey claim local champion on top of bright head abi?
Oya wait make i take one shot of kai kai.
You go see!

@donkol,
where the bush pigs?
Na only you i dey see o.
Shey make i serve only you like that?

look at me and look at trouble o.
Na me tell you to pour hot egusi soup for em face?

Shey you no go slap am back!
Na for my body you go dey get strength abi?
Better pay me my money o!
If you no want make 'em discover ya body for morgue today today.
*grabs his dried leather belt*
na roasted slaps i go land for ya face again if you no pay me my money now now!

bright you dey fear am?
You no see em dry chest?
Em dey pour you threat you just dey look am.

*stays aloof and watches with laughter*
see old men dey fight over cappy juice.

dani good money, how you dey?
Haba!
Only cappy?
You no go dilute am?
At least dogoyaro can do.
Your money na 1k o!

shooo!
Bright,
shey this joint don dey resemble electronic shop for ya eye abi?
Wey go dey make You ask for receipt inside bar!
No, wait . . .
I go give you both the invoice and the purchase documents.
No be only domiciliary,na dormitory account you go open!

yes o!
# otua ka chineke anyi di . . Agidigba o!!

ehm. . .
Bright i didnt get that.
Hope you slept well last night.

neyshed,
are you sure spent only 3 months there?
Coins ke,
anyway,lemme bring ya order.
And please we dont accept coins here.

. . . Here's your order.
You better not pay me in coins.
Or else desert war go start here!

Mehn,today dry o!!
*plugs in his headphones on his iphone4*
#if you were my girl,i would take you round the world,i'd take you places where you never ever been before,
so give me your hands,
im giving you my word,
i like it, i really really like it . . .

yes good money bright,
welcome o.

lwkmd!!
No o!
Come na.
Shey you ma dey give agberos tones abi?
Come here come yarn okpata again, na caller tunez we go download together!

no be only running nose you get, na racing nose.
Shey you enter ma bar by this time of the day dey ginger me abi?
Thank God say na only me and you remain,na here we go sleep o.
You must carry belle today today.
*runs after her*

hmm,
na your fluid i just swallow now now.
You no know wetin dey happen o.

e no good - psquare

hmm,
blight you still dey here?
Shey na for this bar you wan spend the night abi?
Hope say you never drunk sef.
Oya come dey go,i wan close jor.

jehovah armageddon!!
Id,
chinekem eh,
it is me that you are talks to like that?
Chei,
son of man has suffers.
So because you sees me in this joint as the joint tender that is why you thoughts you can talk to me how you likes,
Okwa ya?
I dont blames you.

You get luck say i no dey in the mood, I for don table ya CONTents here sharp sharp, and force you to pay in kind.
Lucky girl.