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you try.
At least you composed it yaself.
Keep it up!

a barbar shop signpost reads :
SALOON OPENED
Cut your head here!

nominations will end today, and actual voting will commence tomorrow.
Its on!

choi,
jack,
see the way that you making my head to be bigging like lassana diarra own.
But hope say ya shoe no aba made o,
if not, you can sleep and fall !

Indonesia

Happy day - Bracket

*to himself*
mehn,last night was very cold o,
this harmattan no go kill person.
Make i take one shot take shake off the cold . . .

*bar opened for the day*

ok booqee,
give me ya yim then.

chelseas' brand of football dont fit into torres' character. So there's nothing that would make succeed at stamford bridge!
Word!!

thanks mahn,
i appreciate you!!

booqee just answer me,
you dont even know why am asking. Mtchew

nice!

Booqee,
how old are you?

Lol

bright where's that 'message from the mod thread'?

Mary . . shey you dey see wetin i dey see.

@bright
hmm,
I laugh in addis ababa,
Upon say You dey find nafdac number ontop kerewa,
You carry fake dollars give me abi?
You get luck say you check the label first.if not . . Na for General hospital dem for don dey give you blood tranfusion confusion by now!
No origimal for you unless you give me origimal moiney.
And that decision is fimal!
Na too much wayo make tortoise get cracked back.
Na conji get you this night!!

@ id
shop by this time?
Shey you go dat ya bf place,em come touch touch you finish, so tey you forget say you go enter shop today abi?
If i say make i do now,you no go gree.
Me no know wetin you see for that guy sef.
Anyway sha.
Business dey move o!

so mary,
where have you been all these while?

so mary,
where have you been all these while?

i see,
but hope you are back to stay this time around.
Cos if thats the case, you'll have one beer for head, sharp sharp.
Chei,
me missed you o!

hehe,

@id, evening
how body?

@jokingmary
are those ya eyes?
Long time!!
Welcome ma!

@araregem,
you better not go there,
or else the both of us go sleep for this joint till dawn!!

*Collects the fake dollars and give him an adulterated concoction that looks like kerewa!!*

Coming up with the audio . .
Smith you are dead!!

Let's go . .

I steer bars as fast as Yohan Blake/ with the speed limit . . . geared to exhaust this fake/
but he's got a long way to go . . so I'ma give him a brake!/

I'll win this match to mute his fans/ and make him watch from the stands/
So Wordsmith would be sidelined . . Moment I use the flanks!/

Im killing his fun/ with lines perfectly drawn/
to attack his building . . and thwart his plans . . like im designing his dorm!/

I never could play poker/ but you can bet I'ma dis-Card this Joker/
He's just a Couch potato . . So watch me fry his a-ss on a Sofa!/

'Smith must be madt/ to bring battle to this holy man/
So if the Infidel gets killed in a Jihad . . please dont call the Imam!/

The bony p.r.i.ck/ likes to irk/ till i pound his d!.çk/
He would w.ä.nk a Cannon . . and wont still come with a Nick!/

I just dispatched you with my raw raps/ fend you off with the jabs/
And leave you far behind . .
So you wont catch up . . even If I put my position . . up for grabs!/

I step on toes/ cos Mikuz weaves lines to wear-out his foes/
So its the attires that they lack . . .
but Ima give 'Smith a yard . . and compound his woes!/

I charm/ ya chick with a thousand dollars . . and make her Open when my Grand Slam/
Quit office . . or spark a mass pro-test . . like a post UME exam!/

I'll leave him grounded when I unearth his 'flaws'/ school this Cat . . when I get on course/
So I will defeat him with hard labour . . and let him bear the loss!/

I burgle this contender/ and cart away with his calender/
So he wouldn't date a girl . . . even with the best love letter!/

bright cunji don finish you!
oya give me moiney first.

@araregem,
palm oil?
I gave you a vip seat only for you to place an order of palm oil?
Did you see this sign board at the entrance of this bar at all?
Araregem, you don lost o!!

huh?

@araregem,
dont mind those boys o.
Welcome jare.
Please what do i serve you.
*dusts off a vip sit for her*
Oya plaster ya nyash here!
Ya Welcomed ma!

@jack,
toothpick container dey ya table na. . You no see am?
Eh . . Ehm . . You never pay me o!

hmm,
bright why ya waist no dey stay one place sef?
Na so you go dey find any tight hole wey dey under skirt to put ya hammer.

Why like that?
Dem swear for you?
Na her highway you go download,
no be only airways.
I just tell you say she be virgin, i no ask you to confirm.
You hear me so?

@donkol
you no dey see well o.
Shey igbo don block ya eye abi?
Na yamaha antennae i dey use,no be binatone.
I dey receive cnn and bbc even with cable sef!

@jack,
choi!
Na now now my bottles of suya just dey finish,you fit manage the packets?

@donkoll,
please we dont serve in wholesales.
If you want to commit suicide,no be for this bar.
You hear me so?

@bright
now ya talking.
Mehn, that babe sweet die.
Her table of CONTents na tight well well.
You know say she be virgin?