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@op
Talking - are you cooking?
Mikuz - no,na ya head i dey boil!
Talking - are you having s. e .x ?
Mikuz - no, na hole i dey drill!
Talking - is she ya wife?
Mikuz - no,she's just the mother of my children.
Talking - you look wet,were you beaten by this rain?
Mikuz - no, i just dey come out from swimming pool!
Talking - where is that noise coming from? is that the sound of ya generator?
Mikuz - no,na transformer i dey use!
Talking - I will like to come for the party,should i dress well?
Mikuz - no,just come with boxers!
Talking - do you drink satchet water?
Mikuz - no, na only pure water dey take.
Talking - do you want to go out in this hot sun?
Mikuz - no, wait na call i wan make, i dey come!

^^
you no go understand.

you no know?

hmm

he he he

na you sabi!!

lwkmd!!

bright,
no wahala,but pray make her people no put human head for my list!

@bright i saw that message.
But if its true.
Dani you can lock up my offtopic thread for all i care.
I ve overgrown all these sticky offtopic issue!
I went against the rules abi?
Go ahead and lock up my thread!!
Its too childish for someone of my personality to be involved offtopic tussles such as this!!


Thanks!

Efe its as you dont get tired of scribing rubbish!!
Ok listen. . .

Boy, lemme school you a little/ with this rap bits I tickle/
So like Christ . . I'll open ya eyes with ma spittle!/
I aint ya school mate/ we in this house . . doesn't make me ya room mate/
So bite this advanced raps . . and get a toothache!/
My temperature degree . . leave ya ass/ badly burnt . . so Efe is getting out-classed/
with the arcane vocabs that I blast!/
He is such a good loser/ Dude aint straight like a mathematical ruler/
Cos the f.ä.g do males(mails) like an active yahoo user!/
He gets no amnesty . . but I give him disarmament/ the way I dispower men/
So call me too (two) armed . . like a bi-cameral parliament!/
Damn!! . . Efe is the plaintiff(plain thief)/ he gon' clearly steal the lyrics . . He'll use against me/
So I'ma 'shock' him to death with his Iron . . when I press 'charges' againt him/
Ya babe is the best of her sort/ she is really endowed . . ./ no doubt/
But her ç.un.t/ is a treasure base of the nation . . cos so many hommies have Port harcourt(pot her court) . . !/
You should call me ya big boss/ just like Rick Ross/ I bring beauty to the game . . .
but you cant make up ya mind . . even with a lip gloss!/

i was hospitalized because i had some accident.

@bright
oya carry cutton wool block ya ears there, wetin you wan hear here?

choi!!
Umu aka sef!
I want to pay ya bride price,
thats why!

id,
try subscribing to my voucher,
you go see wonders!
Na mask i carry for waist,in case you dont know!

@ogaga4luv
me of course,
i wan win am!

ogaga4luv,you cant nominate a mod,
abeg nominate another person before e close now.

@intel,
that chick no sabi rap, she just carry ikebe dey deceive people!
Mtchew

^^
muah!!
Thanks for that!

*while he was releasing the bomb,the soldiers that were outside mistook him for a boko haram member; they surround him and beat him to unconsiousness!*

choi!!

answer me before i loose ya bra!

choi!
*mikuz runs outta the bar*

kelly,
are you male or female or both?

*brings the bottles of satzen-bra to him and whispers . . *
just go outside,beside the parking lot, you go see one corner wey up to 3 to 4 soldier men dey,
Ehem . . Na there.

choi!
Jack,
na you biko!!

mary, good morning inside this morning!

@bright
ok but the satz en-bra no dey suckable socculent cold o!
Make i bring them like that?
*places the hot plate of bushpig peppersoup on his table*

hehe

see me see trouble o!
studio you don start again abi?
If i start my own now, you go say i dey plan to kill you if you win am.
Hmm!!
You better let slipping dogs to dey lie o!

huh?
Choi!
Ok give me ya 2go id.