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Ok guys, threads created - post yourselves please.

Liricyst V Heywhizzy

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Sunday 22 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Illmayor V Supermiy

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Sunday 22 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Forap V Puritan

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Sunday 22 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Alfa Ace V Thanos

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Sunday 22 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Open for votes :

Ema Prince
o4ka
Cooger
Ibime
Kr0ne
Goshikid
Limerick


Please your two cents.

Due to some issues, you can now post your verses yourselves : Deepthoughts V Obesemf

https://www.nairaland.com/2159910/newbies-tourney-obesemf-vs-deepthoughts

Post yourselves please.

Obesemf V Deepthoughts

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Saturday 21 February 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Goodluck!!!

Obesemf and Puritan I did not see your verses. Forap and Deepthoughts qualify for the next round.

Thanos:
For real?
A god never runs
Check your mail earthling, my best is there

I did not see shiiiii.

Supermiy:
bros...you saw my mail??

Certainly sir.

The dumbness of some Nigerians is shocking.

Newbies this year no dey serious?

Sorry for late coming. Been busy as hell. Demishasmith and Thanos did a runner - I did not see their verses. So Alfa Ace and Rebelking progress to the next stage. Thanks!

coogar:
watching spurs & fiorentina

Ok cool.

coogar:
where are you going?

Cooger where's Teddy? Are you watching Europa?

Thanos, AlfaAce please make sure you send your verses in before 4pm tomorrow.

AlfaAce:
MIKUZ--Why haven't Yhu Set up threads in the tourney .

I ll do that when I receive the verses.

coogar:
you have to beat teddy....
it's not only facing her. if teddy beats you, your own don finish be that.

You go hear weeen after I beat her.

coogar:
cos he knows he would lose.
mention one achebe's brawl that had no controversy in the past 6 months?



teddybiyasi - come forth!

If I beat Teddybiyasi and you fail to face me afterwards. You go hear gbosa for your head!

coogar:
locked in my basement.

Let her out let's rumble then.

coogar:
achebe died in my hands last summer.
you need more training to cope jare....if you beat my protege(teddybiyasi), i will face you again in the arena.

Ok where is she?

coogar:
hot & hard?
look at this hömoerotic boy. direct your hardness to tifanee or yeyenati.

mad boy!

When I say I'm hot and hard it means that Cooger ll get decapitated if he crosses King Achebe.

coogar:
hold on.....

Hold on for what? When I'm so hot and hard!

coogar:
i can't believe there hasn't been any top tier battle this year. what's happening to the vets? una dey craze??

You should be asking yourself that question after running away from my callout.

coogar:
i saw it, i wasn't impressed.
there was no structure & flow. i mistook it for GEJ's budget speech. i stopped reading at the 4th line.

Lol

I go spit, just that I've been too busy lately.

gottoboy:
Have you forgoten Fall In Love He is not the richest after P-Square it ιѕ D'banj abeg!!

Oliver Twist made more waves than Fall in love. How is Dbanj second richest?

Emaprince:
how good is that song sef?

I've seen people talk about it but I've not heard it once.can you give me a link? Plus the lyrics because I'm sure lyrics by dprince na yeye.

Lol just google it bro.

coogar:
that's why i said don jazzy is a local champion.
d'banj has won every relevant music award in nigeria. there's nothing else to tap there musically but there's money to be made on foreign soil.

Dbanj owes everything he has won to Don Jazzy. Hes living off his partnership with him. Your consistency and your ability to stay relevant is what determines your quality.
What foreign money are you talking about? What's the need to go look for greener pastures elsewhere when your mates are making money more than you locally. Dbanj is penny wise, pound foolish!

cooger: who cares about producers?
so eminem's skills should be credited to dre? are you insane? if don jazzy is such a don, why hasn't he found another d'banj?

Yes, Eminem's skills should be credited to Dre! Dre brought the best out of Eminem. He made his greatest achievement in rap working with Dre. Dre discovered and brought the best in him. You prolly couldn't have known who Eminem is if it wasn't for Dr Dre. Some niggas are better off in partnership while others are not. 2face left Planteshun boiz, he blew and Blackface fell. Kcee left Kcee Presh, Kcee became a bigger brand and Presh fell. Dbanj left Mo Hits and fell while Don Jazzy became bigger.

cooger: dorobücci? we don't know that here in the UK. we only know of oliver twist. d'banj is sharing stages with U2, Bono, etc in glastonbury while don jazzy is drinking loya milk with mgbeke artistes like dr.sid, phyno & d'prince.

levels pass levels......

Don Jazzy made Oliver Twist. If Dbanj is really bigger than him let him make another Oliver Twist.

cooger: don jazzy was a keyboardist in the UK for a juju crooner called solek. it was d'banj that sold him the idea to go to lagos. it was d'banj's BQ they first lived. it was d'banj's momma's car they first drove. d'banj made don jazzy.

Why did he have to convince Don Jazzy? Why didn't he move to Nigeria on his own? Simple, because he knew he can't he can't make it on his own without Don Jazzy's help.

coogar:
if it makes you sleep at night.

d'banj song - african nations cup theme song
d'banj song - top 10 UK charts
d'banj song - half of a yellow sun soundtrack

of course, he's broke.

He achieved all these while he was still with Don Jazzy or Don Jazzy produced all the songs that got him this achievements.

Dbanj's biggest song in his career is Oliver Twist. Don Jazzy sang in it and also produced it.

Don Jazzy made Dbanj who he is.

While Don Jazzy is appearing in every music blog in Nigeria as the second richest Nigerian artiste, Dbanj is getting sued for unpaid debts while regretting ever leaving Mo Hits.