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Cooger go and listen to Oga Titus. Dbanj got eviserated by D'Prince and Don Jazzy. If it was a rap song Dbanj woulda been making retirement plans by now. Lmfao!!

Dbanj is flat broke.

coogar:
he bought the newer version @ around the same price. jazzy is a local champion - d'banj is the dude whose music is being sought by all & sundry.

How can you buy a newer version of car you bought in 2011 at the same price in 2015? Are you okay at all? Is it that you don't have anything else to say or you are living backwards?

Dbanj bought a car in 2011.
In 2015 he bought that same car again at the same price?

coogar:
black aston martin in 2011
white aston martin in 2015

pay attention......

I don't believe it. I can bet he repainted it.

coogar:
of course, buying a $200,000 white aston martin this year is called being broke.

mumu!

That was in 2011. Cooger being misled since 18BC. Dbanj is flat broke.

coogar:
you are a fool!
this is what i would expect from people raised in the village. jazzy is an illiterate & this is why loya milk is his biggest endorsement while d'banj is flying the flag for beats by dre.

you see the difference?

The same Dbanj that's rumoured to be broke?

gottoboy:
Dbanj is a businessman. Who said Don jazzy ιѕ α Кιηg D'Banj's plans came successful though, Don Jazzy thought about the expenses, D'Banj dint. Forget Dorrobucci am Still Feeling The Nigga

Businessman wey no dey reason. Dbanj has fallen down the pecking order. Don Jazzy has achieved far more than him since they broke up. Dbanj did his best song ever "Oliver Twist" while working with Don Jazzy. Dorobucci is arguably the best banger of 2014. Since the break up, how many Dbanj's song has gotten more airplay than Dorobucci? Don Jazzy doesn't have any album to his name and yet hes the richest musician in Nigeria after Psquare.

gottoboy:
Ɣǝ̥§! ι watched it too. Jazzy wasn't really ready for the Kanye West thingy, thats where Sid was able to convince Jazzy.

Don Jazzy is wise while Dbanj is a foolish man. Its better to be a king in your homeland than to be a prince in another man's zone.

Limerick:
you are George?

D’banj says Dr Sid broke up Mo’hits.

Newbees tourney fixtures :

One of 12 children, born to a hard-working couple in Port Harcourt, George’s first name, Finidi means “future full of sun.”

https://www.nairaland.com/2153420/official-nairaland-newbies-rap-tournament

Fixtures are out.

https://www.nairaland.com/2153420/official-nairaland-newbies-rap-tournament

Thanks!

Fixtures are out . . .

~ Thanos Vs Alfa Ace
+ 20 February 2015

~ Rebelking Vs Demishasmith
+ 20 February 2015

~ Forap Vs Puritan
+ 21 February 2015

~ Deepthoughts Vs Obesemf
+ 21 February 2015

~ Illmayor Vs Supermiy
+ 22 February 2015

~ Liriciyst Vs Heywhizzy
+ 22 February 2015

Please read the rules carefully :

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 lines.

- Deadline for every battle is 4pm.

- Netcees should send their verses to the moderators email (mikuzezeala@gmail.com) on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Thanks and Goodluck!!!

That makes it 11 great netcees already in the knockout stage. We are one short of a lucky netcee, who will it be?

Only Puritan, Demishasmith and Supermiy are actually interested in this competition from group B.

Congratulations wonderful netcees!

Alfa Ace and Henzekido failed to show, so Liriciyst, Deepthoughts, Heywhizzy and Illmayor makes it from group B!

Congratulations, brave gladiators!

Laykorn and Johnjon failed to show. So

The following intelligent netcees made it to the second round by default :

1. Thanos
2. Forap
3. Rebelking
4. Obesemf

Congratulations!

Closed : A list of those who made it to the next round coming up shortly. The best 4 netcees from each group ll proceed.

richommie:
mikuz . .can i drop alxo at d new bees tournament?

yolo

You're too late bro.

Ibime:
Nah ninja, you've been here since early 2013.

No be you and Mikuz battle in 2013?

No, that fight took place last year.

Abeg I'm calling my battle off.

Joshuabase:
max's verse was actually one of the few opponents whom's verse I enjoyed. but the to be joshua/Tb joshua is just meehh
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"Punches were weak,punches were not direct"
I concur with rebel,this was 2015 vs 2008 ... No one reads bash his brain/have him maimed bars anymore
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Hiatus Time!

What happened to you? This is not the guy I knew way back. This is not the guy who wrote that Pre match diss against U3. I hope dem hack your account?

Deadline for dropping of lines is 12pm Tuesday.

Max is a broke gent thats a loser/ I ll give him bowlegs with a luger/ so he better hail me as king and profess that I'm super/
Or if we battle, anyone who claims 'He ll top' . , must be referencing a 'Hotel in Abuja'!/

This nigga is average/ if you think you ll deliver here, then he ll see a miscarrige/
. . I keep pummelling ya . . till your bones break down . . like Ini Edo's marriage!/

He thinks I aint used to banter/ till my bars fo^ol the maga/ and show him that I'm a creme d' la creme . .
. . but Max still won't be a 'mover and shaker' then hes a booty dancer!/

You never spit truth in the booth/ if we brawl I ll make sure you lose all ya tooth/
Cos I ll bring 'fishing tools and criminals' to make sure I win by hook or by crook!/

I'm real with the nouns/ when I make an appeareance my boys tell this nigga to bounce/
But I ll leave him grounded if I see him with frowns/
. . Cos Ill deploy so many soldiers to his residence . . till you think he is in Tinubu's house!/

You aint hard with the flow/ you ll get slammed with one blow/
. . but you ll see me matchet your toe . . if you dare 'Fire me' like 'Kayodes' foes!/

Try to cross swords with demons/ and develop a ruptured bleeding/
. . we might settle scores in a battle . . but I ll still give you a pointless beating!/

This bagger is inept/ he can't handle the finesse/ I break his head with a rod . .
. . when I make the 'pole shift' like the chairman of INEC!/

I blaze homers/ soon as I place holsters/
. . but if I see him wearing a necklace . . you ll watch me put his neck in flame . . cos I'ma chain smoker/

I'm busting a clip/ that ll leave you dropped in a pit/
Since the only time you dey 'make brain' . . na when you sucking a dick!/

You getting raped tomorrow!!

ELYMAXiimus:
... When do we drop?

Tomorrow - 9pm.

Emaprince:
I owe you anything?

Yes.

ELYMAXiimus:
how about we roll first?

Ok then I ll murder Ema Prince after you.

I call out Ema Prince.

Ok I get where this is coming from.

Thats 5 syllables :

Hi y'all gay bums/
Today I'll be teaching you guys wordplay/puns/
Metaphoric nice or-dained punch/

Darkrebel666:
Mikuz ..

Copy all these verses because some people may cheat and modify their drops ..

I don't think I ll have any problem with that since the need is to test their skills in writing multies.

Stop chatting here please.