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 Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:35pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Iceskidd:Why dem no wan chat again? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Iceskidd:Shey when I been dey clamour say na too much chats go kill this section una wan take my head. Now you don see am. |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 11:41pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Ok great, more votes please. |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Sorry for coming in late, been super busy. Good battle. I enjoyed it. Obesemf takes this for me. Nice one! O4kaa Cooger Ibime Kr0ne Goshikid Limerick Please vote on this too. Thanks! |
| Rap Battles › Re: O4ka Teaches Mikuz How To Flow Big.The Legendary Audio Transformation Of Mikuz! by mikuz(mod): 2:59pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
O4ka this beat is too complex na, Haba. I don't fancy rapping off beat again. |
| Rap Battles › * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 8:06am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Liricyst V Obesemf Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10 lines. - Deadline is 8pm, Friday 6 March 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Goodluck!!! |
| Rap Battles › * + * Newbies Tourney : Thanos Vs Liricyst ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 8:05am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Thanos V Liricyst Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10 lines. - Deadline is 8pm, Friday 6 March 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Goodluck!!! |
| Rap Battles › * + * Newbies Tourney : Obesemf Vs Thanos ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 8:03am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Obesemf V Thanos Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10 lines. - Deadline is 8pm, Friday 6 March 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Goodluck!!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:40pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
coogar:No, but I ll record soon. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 8:23pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
coogar:What did you say? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:56pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
coogar:When last did you see a psychiatrist? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:09pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
The way she dey wine dey make me ask myself. . / Shawty's so fine and I cannot help myself/ Tile make you me your number/ Girl I wanna pull up to your bumpa/ Tile make you check my timbolo/ I like the you wine your tinkolo/ Tile make you come know my lingolo/ Why you dey look me like photo/ Erema I wan know your logo/ Oya make you enter my moto/  Good o' days!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:28pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
PART 3 : I was in an estatic mood the next day/ I didn't go for classes, what's there in school anyways?/ Rush from one lecture to the other in halls lacking seats/ Most at times it's on the floor that we sit/ Also we had lazy lecturers known to bore me/ Because rather than teach properly, they give students their notes to make photocopy/ While some students ll attend classes and give adequate concentration/ But they ll be quick to leave the hall at the slightest provocation/ And it goes without any elaboration. . / That the next time you ll see them is during examination/ I opened my wardrope and brought out the best jean/ Bringing out a white polo and a shoe was the very next thing/ If anything is gonna ruin my day, it's not gonna be dressing/ I washed them and watched as they dried on a wire/ Because I didn't want those jobless students playing football to stain my sweet attire/ They got close to doing so when they started hitting some of their shots/ When it looked like they were making my cloths their goal, I had to seize their ball at once/ I was vexed at how they showed disdain/ So I threatened to burst the ball if it comes close to my clothes again/ But they all knew that I was telling lies/ Because it was just me against 7 hefty guys/ Finally I had to take the clothes into the room to dry/ After they were goaded to make my clothes their goalpost by one AY - stupid guy/ I locked the room as I went in to avoid those stubborn heathens/ Since my roomates won't return until evening/ I placed the clothes on the standing fan and turned it to position one/ Soon the room was airy like there was an Air Condition on/ The polo got dried first, before the blue jean/ Then I plugged the iron to make sure they smoothen/ But PHCN did the usual - they cut power/ And they failed to restore it even after waiting fruitlessly for four hours/ I went to the girls at the female hostel/ They are not ladies, that's why I named them girls/ They don't carry themselves as university ladies, hardly/ You don't need a seer to tell you that those babes aint classy/ But I like them for one thing though. . / They got everything you want, both the ones you didn't know and the stuffs you know/ From spare pots and extra plates and spoons/ To grinding stones, rakes and brooms/ It was there I borrowed a stove Iron when PHCN were proving irresponsible/ It is similar to the electric iron in work principle/ I sat in my room thinking about the sheet and the babe/ I read and re-read it but something seemed to be strange/ Seeing her at 11 PM really was late/ Why did she not invite me to a resturant or a night club?/ Or would she look cheap if she invited me to her hostel? I thought. . / 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Official Nairaland Newbies Rap Tournament : Fixtures And Updates ~ * * by mikuz(mod): 12:50pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
liricyst:I will create three seperate battle threads and the finalists ll post themselves. You ll have to post 10 lines on each of your threads. If the finalists win a battle each then the overall winner ll be decided by the Jugdes based on the verse they enjoyed most. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Official Nairaland Newbies Rap Tournament : Fixtures And Updates ~ * * by mikuz(mod): 7:54am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Its going to be a triple threat final. Thanos V Liricyst Obesemf V Liricyst Thanos V Obesemf You are expected to do 20 lines altogether. In other words - 10 lines for each battle. Deadline is Friday March 6. Please start prepping. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:16am On Mar 02, 2015 |
I have to continue this story like this mehn. Abeg if you need the part 1 of this story. Holla and I go show you. MYSTERIOUS LIBRARY GIRL 2 I breathed out, and the air that gassed out was stinking/ Because I haven't said anything after hours of jacking and reading/ I had a breath freshner but it couldn't get reached at all/ Since we aint allowed to carry bags into the reading hall/ The rule was there so students won't pilfer textbooks or carry some other items home/ Or maybe smuggle drinks and snacks to the library zone/ There's a room in the entrance where you are expected to keep your bags and belongings/ Before you can be allowed to come in/ With an adrenaline rush, I dashed out of the room faster than Oritsejafors' jet/ To the section where bags were kept/ At first, I had difficulty in locating my stuff/ Because the section we kept bags wasn't spacious enough/ I started scattering other bags to locate mine whilst I murmured and cursed/ Seconds later I found it, thoroughly covered with dust/ The dirt didn't bother me, rather I even felt better/ I just opener the zip and took out the breath freshner/ Not much is needed, two sprays were enough/ I need to show that chic that I'm blazing as fu^ck/ I'm irresistable to any babe now, I said while beating my chest/ I came back, all set to take on the pretty princess/ As I walked down, I started to practice and rehearse/ The wittiest pick up line that ll charm her and impress/ But as soon as I entered the reading hall, all I rehearsed vamoosed into thin air/ I looked up to where the girl was and my goddess didn't sit in her chair/ I contained my fear and tension/ Hoping that the girl went to pick up some books at the textbook section. . / I settled down on my seat, and as I sat/ My hope of getting this girl came crashing like a pack of cards/ Her table was scanty, nothing to show that the girl was reading/ Only one thought then came to my mind : she has left the building!/ 'She must be close to the library' I started thinking out loud/ I got outside and searched but I couldn't find this sisi around/ I tried asking her whereabouts from students just sitting close/ But no need to try further since they all pointed at different roads/ I walked back to the library with an unhurried pace/ Trying hard to masked my rumpled face/ All I did while sitting was to wear a frown/ I started blaming myself, saying I shoulda talked to her immediately she settled down/ I started preparing to leave, knowing I couldn't read the hell anymore/ While I packed my books a sheet of paper fell to the floor/ I opened it and it read : "Do you have the qualities I want in a man? I will like to see you tomorrow at LOVERS GARDEN, 11.00PM" Game on . . . To be continued! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Obesemf Vs Supermiy ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 10:45pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Thanks judges : Obesemf wins this and makes it to the next round. |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Forap Vs Thanos ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 10:42pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Closed : Thanos wins this and qualifies for the next round. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:33pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Mykali . . . |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:55pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Lets see . . . Light one . . . I got more riches than you/ that's why I run things with your boo/ . . she kisses me like hell each time we make love . . . . with her lips all over my chest . . like Sean Tizzle's tattoo!/ Beating me isn't something you can do/ In brawls I make any cat to jet/ . . cos its too difficult to take me out . . like chics playing hard to get!/ . . The ax I'm raising smash your neck/ after I leave ya laid in a pit/ 'Go the whole hog' with this beating . . till he take the shape of a pig!/ Y'll too frail to be king/ if you claim ruler, my shots ll blow out your blouse/ . . cos the only time we see a bi^tch in control is in President Jonathan's house!/ I disarm this dumb heathen/ when I make the Kala come singing/ like Asa and Bob Dylan/ Pierce a sword in his belly . . for tryna have 'a gut feeling'!/ Attacking Mik is not what any gent ll advice/ I fire fools and emcees alike/ without having to care for they size/ Y'll lie that you're hard and raw/ when you've never held a gat before/ Cos while I'm holding an SMG . . he always gets his 'hand free' like an 'earpiece device'!/ Niggas who dare me ll die/ I'm handling clubs to hit yo/ Till I ensure that you see more stars . . like watching Wizkid's Pakuromo video!/ I'm better than the sickest spitter 10 times/ when I dish the best rhymes/ so if this vegetarian claim to do beef/ he ll be left lame and too stiff. . / Cos my RPG ll blow him to the ocean . . So next time you see this 'Vege in Atlantic' . . its not a 'British airline'!/ I'm a better rapper than Sinzu/ I'm heartless and evil/ . . the type that ll put hes boots on . . just to tackle an issue!/ Every thing you spit is elementary . . / I go on a rout when Mik is shelling emcees/ . . cos I 'take no prisoners' like a filled up penitentiary!/ The way I'm quick to put a blade in collars/ amazes scholars/ Push you off the edge of a clif . . till you experience a free fall like the Naira against the dollar!/ I got warriors that cut throat/ so you ba^stards better run to the north pole . . Dissing me is suicidal . . 'tow that path' . . and get crushed with a tugboat!/ 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Rebelking Vs Liricyst ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 7:37pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Closed : Liricyst proceeds to the next round. |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Rebelking Vs Liricyst ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 2:25pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Hommies what's up? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 2:21pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:38pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
gottoboy:  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:07pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Erm . . Owk ok . . . . I punch like Sam Peters/ to smash livers/ and clamp divas/ Beat 'em till they reduce to nothin' . . cos I got 'Zero tolerance' for wack niggas!/ I draft tight nouns/ to dispatch sly clowns. . . / . . so you best relocate to space, . . cos Ill beat and use you for cable connection . . If catch you in a 'satellite town'!/ I'm known to slam a rival/ when I palm a rifle/ Kill you in a court . . If you claim there's no harm in trial!/ Fu^ck it I'm damn smart/ you ll soon get bodied with 10 slaps/ . . Its not a 'yardstick' . . but since I always keep ma 'gun on a lawn seat' . . call it a 'benchmac'!/ I beat wack fakes/ with real large spades . . . . . . . / but it won't be 'sceneries' . . . . . . moment I strangle you with a 'sleeveless coat' . . when Mik 'lands capes'!/ I raise aggressiveness up a notch/ When I cross a dawg/ and beat him till hes forced to budge/ I bring liveliness to battles . . even Lagos politicians know that I've never 'Bored a Judge'!/ I half you suckers/ holding a manual cutter/ cos anyone who tests me has to suffer . . . . stab your pupil with a serpent's tail . . till you develop 'Snake Eyes' like Storm Shadow's brother!/ I leave you him laid with plasters/ then break ya face with hammers/ But this brawl ll see me split this co^ck in two . . and leave him with bifurcated pe^nises like male koalas!/ Niggas put ma tracks on repeat/ when I voice to smoke wacks with the heat/ Y'll brag all day in texts . . but when it comes to audios . . you fools can't rap to a beat!/ I'm sicker than measles/ I beat gees till they triple/ . . Have your face smashed with a violin . . If you think I aint 'fit as a fiddle'!/ Any nigga who doesn't see me as lethal/ ll lose the wrist in his hands/ . . then let my bazooka blow him off with his undies on . . so he can 'fly by the seat of his pants'!/ I can't tell why you netcees are bitter/ cos my audios give lessons to misters/ . . but these wacks don't know how its done on the mic . . cos they still won't have audio recordings if they were Ekiti election riggers!/ 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Forap Vs Thanos ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 8:47pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Thanks guys. This is good stuff. But I'm going with Thanos because his punchlines were more direct and landed harder. MVGT : Thanos EmaPrince Coogar O4ka Ibime Kr0ne Goshikid Limerick Please what are your thoughts? Thanks! |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Official Nairaland Newbies Rap Tournament : Fixtures And Updates ~ * * by mikuz(mod): 7:28pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Obesemf Vs Supermiy ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 7:26pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
EmaPrince Coogar O4ka Ibime Kr0ne Goshikid Limerick Please what do you think on this one? |
| Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Obesemf Vs Supermiy ( Second Round ) * + * by mikuz(mod): 7:24pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Good battle. Nice verses from both netcees. But I think Obesemf edged this one. MVGT : Obesemf |
| Rap Battles › Re: 04ka Calls Out Teddybeyanshi To Battle, Accept By 6th March And The Battle Is On by mikuz(mod): 6:44pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
o4ka:I don't have her on those. |
| Rap Battles › Re: 04ka Calls Out Teddybeyanshi To Battle, Accept By 6th March And The Battle Is On by mikuz(mod): 4:05pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
04kaa:Where's Teddybiyasi? Has she agreed to battle you? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:19am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Limerick:Oboy!! This is fire! I don dey fear you o. Chai!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
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