Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by mikuz(m): 1:07am On Dec 22, 2014 |
tylesh: Really?  Yeah, seriously. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:01am On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Rap Battles › * * ~ Match Of Wits XI : Goshikid Vs Wrongturn ~ * * by mikuz(mod): 8:58am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Voting Criteria :
Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point
Rules
- 24 lines.
- Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 23 December 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.
Goodluck!!! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:41pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Darkrebel: I use both...as long as my message is passed across... and slant rhymes gives you more room to rhyme... Eminem uses a lot of slant rhymes... without slant rhymes--Orange won't rhyme with anything -- but near rhymes makes it possible to rhyme Orange with Door Hinge ... Don't get me wrong, I aint tryna discredit slant rhyming - everyone uses it esp. when you are stuck. My point is, when it comes to rhyming - a netcee is judged on his ability to rhyme perfectly every other criterium is secondary. For example, if we drop a 16 each and at the end of the day my verse had more perfect rhymes than yours then it means that when it comes to rhyming I'm better than you. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:41pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Wrongturn: c'o Goshikid for running ur mouth I'm popping a thread right away. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 4:41pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Cooger is the most deluded fellow on earth. While others are busy writing and preparing for the cypher hes here pasting balderdash all over the place. Cooger is a joke! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 1:05pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Cooger you no go hold your uncle? Where the f is he marching to? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 1:02pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
teddybiyasi:

let me see some of those bars sir Chikala stay for one place na. Why are you jumping up and down like a native hen on heat?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
gottoboy: Just passing BYE Lwkm . . Is that not cooger's uncle? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 12:49pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
coogar: kim is suffering from a mid-life crisis. can someone section this ugly village dork to a mental hospital. i think you haven't fully recovered from the khimwhyte episode. you need counselling & perhaps a spiritual bath @ onitsha market. Maduabuchi, you must be depressed and downcasted right now. Are you going through financial hard times? You are getting deported or you are harbouring a heartbreak? Which one? Same old fairy tales, If you do not have anything new and meaningful to say why don't you shut up and retire to wwanking with Omotola and Mercy Johnson's pix? You better go see a psychologist before you die in a depressed state. Depression has reduced you to a serial wwanker, no wonder you couldn't write 24 lines in 2 weeks. Even if you have enough time to write, you still wont pen shiiii cos you've been far too exposed for a writer like Sunderland's defence against Soton. Theres no hiding place for you now. You are more of a mmasturbator, a metaphor regenerator and a punchline resurfacer while I'm a microphone invigilator, NL's hiphop token, a verbal bulldozer and a lyrical metaphysical Iroko tree .  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:17am On Dec 20, 2014 |
LooNat11kk: In Text, There's nothing like perfect rhyming WTF . . . Is this a joke? So if I do : I'm back/ . . to kill this black/ back and black are not perfect rhymes? Are you having the wrong conception about perfect rhymes? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:02am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Darkrebel: advanced emcees use Slant rhymes mainly..not just perfect rhyming In otherwords you prefer slant rhyming than perfertness? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:24am On Dec 20, 2014 |
kr0ne: 'A' had more syllables with slanted rhymes. "B" with just two syllables but precise. I get ur point, but what most of the rhymes we use here on FFR are slanted True talk sha - that's why I said rhyming perfectly demands more creativity and sharpness. |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:16pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Heywhizzy: I'm back again,I forgot something to say/ y'all ain't tight,like a mad man's naughty shoe lace/ always sweeping the ground like the lastma official I met working today/ I don too bless ffr,mikuz I for get something to take/ Y'all are "sleeping on me" like a nigga "ones said"/ it ain't a prospect...but a certainty I'll be d number one head/ out of all vets/ forced wordies is all I c in u..ur lyricism is nonsense/ d cypher won't make sense since I'm not there/ Y'all are b1tches.without me rap battle board will be a "convent"/ Y'all are group of nobody..I call ye "nones"/ "serving" wackiness..like free stuffs/ I ain't afraid if y'all come together in legion(lil Jon)/ like a rapper from east region/ imma separate them into cardinal point/ and "head them"..like a Ghana boy/ to the middle..ain't talking a m.i's song/ then set the place ablaze..the fire burns/ hotter than Satan spot/ then send a letter bomb/ jes to give them double death/ like abiku..now back to the present..those comes if u double dare/ nd call this a vacuum threat/ I'll add the step that took niggaz to aluu bed/ now call that a triple threat/ cos this time around I'll do it in da open where passersby will watch you there/ as I put fuel,tyre nd fire into ur troubled head/ so you can burn to death/ 1/5 . . . |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:31pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Cooger stop issuing empty threats before I break your mouth. What wrath? You must be deluded. Are you mentally unstable or you are suffering from the side effects of too much self servicing? Which one? Maduabuchi Maduabuchi Maduabuchi . . . how many times did I call you? You better take your time before I leave you crashing like a tokunbo engine.  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:18pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:14pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
coogar: kim, you are a tool! i will slice you & your chic like a yam tuber. emeka ko, kanayo ni.... Maduabuchi you are a learner and a confused maga at that  How can you slice me and my chic with recycled yam tubers?  what's your problem? Wetin you dey smoke these days? You better watch it before I wreck your career in the punchline recycling industry.  |
Rap Battles › Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by mikuz(mod): 9:08pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Joshua please paste link lemme see with my very own eyes. |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:51pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
kr0ne: Not the rhymes. He's barely rhyming. . .at most, 2 syllables. Check. But his lyrics is strong I rate perfectness over number of syllables bro. He was doing two syllables doesn't mean hes barely rhyming. In recent times, I'm yet to see a noob who rhymes better than him. For me its best to do 2 syllables with perdect rhymes than to do 4 syllables with slant rhymes. Using perfect rhymes shows how creative and witty you are. Take for example, given this two lines. a. I spit sick when I'm rhyming with words/ Lyrically smoking, this nigga is on fire like pots/ b. While I'm blazing, you guys flop/ Cos I'm lyrically smoking, this nigga is on fire like pots/ If you are to judge who was a better rhymer who will you go for? Rapper a or b? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 7:39pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Bars: Abeg wu fit teach me dis smilleYs weý una dea use ? which particular one  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:19pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
IceDaNemesis: guy abeg abeg abeg. No make me vex for u. Cos i fit kill o.  Lol, you sure say you no go take my space? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:10pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
kr0ne: Your lyricism is tight. Just work on ur rhymes On the contrary, I believe His rhymes are top notch for a newcomer bro. Maybe I don't get you |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:07pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Bars: I swear my BEATING/ go give dis dawg BLEEDIN/ but incase u don't know, ama typa nigg dat adult likes n loves 2 LIVE WITH/ but we hear say adult go stay 4 'j.s premises'? na lie, cos no adult will love REPEATING.!!/ so now guess, d weak bros lost 2 many vets, asin dea stepped on him lyk wat i do 2 INSECTS/ cos it was cleared 2al dat You cudn't withstand 't pains' even if he wasn't an american CELEBS/ he's not to be blamed, cos he believes dat the downfall of a man is not d end of his life..YES/ crit? He wont 'tie one' even if he goes to dat asian COUNTRY/ cos me vs dis NL niggas ? na clear SLAUGHTERING/ even dope gimmicks will thank me 4 ending dem RUBBISH/ asin na ur type go carry goons enta studio just to KILL BEAT/ but ma goon? Dey'll just go upstairs n giv u a senseless BEATING/ so we wont c u drop freeze nor DISSING/ he'll deny being a low dog but u? I'll BULLY SON/ ma bars so dope, ready to murk all even INCLUDING URS/ now he'll say his not d cheap type dat dawg bleeps, uses and dumps, but if dats true why is it dat d last tym i checked, ma 5yrs old bro has started USING JOHN..!!!/
Lol »john means a toilet« tho. Sori oo if ya name na JoHN Is this a sub? Who were you throwing shots at? Or is this another bitten verse? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:04pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
ZachHugo: Zach...
It Goes,
To Every Nigga I see/ You Don't Go around and ChaLenge A Nigga Like Me/ Am Sweetened Like Some Sugar Ice Tea/But If I Get Bitter, I'd Cut an Arm Off Like The Francis Butcher ....Mikey!!/
I'm The Hiphop's Maintenance/Rhymes Finisher, But I ReFuse To Display My Cadence/ A Nigga Does the Impossible. . . Like Rhyme 1 Syllable. . . And Says He's showing Greatness/ I'd Beat Him TiLL He Shows Remorse For His Wrong Doings Like CathoLic Boys, I Mean Penance!!!/
Join Minds With Minds, And Thoughts BareLy merged/ I Scare The Bleep Outta Them Like A DeadLy Scourge/ Your Bit.ch Too Fine, I'm Getting That Sex.uaL Urge/ Her Pu.ssy Too Dope And Bushy, Like The Northern Weed. . .Hairy Spurge/
I've Come With Macks/ Thirty-eights and Cannons, To Leave Niggas With Marks/But I Won't use These Weapons on These Wacks/My "Bitches" Do The Smack/Cos Like a Farmer. . I'd Use My "Hoes" To Attack/
Speak the Truth. Like Drake and Chainz No Lies/Every Nigga Wants a Piece Of Me!! But ItS No Slice/aLways Getting the Digits When ah Throw Dice/ Choke A Nigga To Death With a Bowtie/ Then Cut Their "Veins", And Stop Their Heart"Beat", Thats How Their Flow Dies/
Let Me Flow a Sixth/ A Magician With My "Hatricks" and No Assists/ am Good At This/ Am always on PatroL. . .Like PoLice/ Looking For Criminals To Be-head, Like Travis/ Nice sturv. 2/5 |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:00pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: nah he's 27 upward False. Says who? Who told you that? Cooger is no older than 24 - get your facts right. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 5:54pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
coogar: look at these 2 love-rats discussing coogar. teddymiyaki, i will slice your throat with metaphors.....cremate you & use mikuz's windpipe to smoke your ashes. You are not normal, Emeka Uwadiegwu Maduabuchi - what's your problem? If you know what's best for you, you better not speak to my chikala that way next time. You're abnormal or what?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: lol how'll i be 13 You said you are 10 years younger than him. Cooger is 22/23. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 10:03pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: he's at least 10years older then me nah So you are 13?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:16pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: OK Sir Why are you referring to him as sir? His name is Emeka Maduabuchi  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:12pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
goshikid: after the cypher and the tour. .i call out mikuz ,icekid or geoxpress! since geoxpress is not in any of them. .im calling u out! 20lines.. Good luck. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 9:09pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: lol
nah 3bars u still dey ooooo
have been busy stealing 1.5gig from etisalat since yesterday 
& 200mb from airtel You're into network tricks too?  Oeiii! Lemme see if I can write anything this night, otherwise e don red be that. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 6:10pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: mikuz how many bar(s) have you penned I have not written anything. I aint gonna show up for the cypher unless you borrow me some bars please. |