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GIYAZZ:
One man just wakes up one boring day and creates a ffucking top ten list for best rappers this year for the whole nairaland and y'all be salivating! E-diots!!

Abeg, mind your language.

teddybiyasi:
lol

tot you have interest in boys only

Thought you are a boy.

teddybiyasi:
mikuz oya let's fight

Alright, lets migrate to your room then.

Emaprince:
I fit upload pics of prince and his current boo boo...I no sure say any babe for this NL reach am...I get high taste...so its worth the patienc

Abeg upload pics biko.

Emaprince:
I think warriblood have come clean.

In his last few posts,he apologized to mikuz and vowed never to cross that line again.he also expressed how he deeply missed this place..I can feel his pain now..the guy derives joy from here and he has a second familly here too..

I'm one of his numerous followers so I read his posts and on behalf of all the well behaved guys in this section,I beg Mikuz to forgive and unban warriblood..
Thanks!


And krone,anytime warriblood come back here,pls you guys must make him drop one poetic verse.we need that touch of humour and entertainment that comes with his writtens.

Yeah, cool.

richommie:
i dey vex for dat ur list mikuz....

No too vex abeg, but no be my fault, if I say make una nominate una go just desert the thread na.

coogar:
teddybiyasi didn't make it?

Too many newcomers this year mehn. It was a hard one selecting the top 5.

kr0ne:
Hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Icekidd no well, I swear.

Icekidd and Kr0ne abeg make una go join comedy.

Hahahahahahahahahaha - laugh don make me press Teddybiyasi's nkeiruka.

Darkrebel:
I haven't change..and I would still be like this... and am not emotional....
you didn't talk about loonatic's dad did you? ..... delete the thing about my dad..... if I was the one that said that, you would ban me for two weeks..just erase the part of my dad ...

I don edit, abeg no vex.

kr0ne:
Hahahaha! This gon been fun! Let it hit front page joor make we begin expose ourselves. Finer way to celebrate the last month of the year

hehehehehehehehehe . . .

kr0ne:
It was rumoured too that Emaprince has never been successful with women

lolololololol . . . *faints*

See Darkrebel all these shiii na for fun ( though with a limit), so if you think I crossed the line abeg jejely indicate and I go delete, besides I did not say you denied your dad. I said that you were accused of doing so. Exactly the way I wrote that Loona was accused to sending a picture of his ppennis to some jobless fb femcees.

Darkrebel:
that some ffucked up ish you said about me denying my dad...wtf? was that my dad?.
.and I am not 17 or claimed to be 17..... you are trying me

You never still change, you see how Loonat11k his own? Stop being emotional abeg. I have too much time on my hands tonight thats why I brought this idea up to stir up some controversy, if you no like am tell me make I delete the thing biko.

LooNat11kk:
Lool , no 10?

Where is thunder? , Glacierz?

I know we don't battle often because of the new wave of things around here

But when we do, we entertain better than almost all the new faces, well only krone and fyh's consistent writtens impressed me this year, can't say for the others


And err let me make my own list too

1 Ibime
2 ema prince
3 cooger
4 siddogg
5 mikuz
6 Glacierz
7 Loonatiikk
8 Thunderstorm
9 Krone
10 FYH

Great, you guys can make up your own list too.

DarkRebel :

+ He something in common with Sauron, Ibime, Mikuz and loonat11k - they've all lost twice against the same opposition.
+ He claims to be a student of Unilag.
+ Darkrebel has also lost a battle to a femcee before.
+ According to him, hes 17

Facts about the top 10 netcees :

Did you know?

Loonat11k :

+ He was once wrongly accused of sending a picture of his ppenis to two femcees on FB.
+ He is a big fan of Natasha Bedingfield.
+ According to his FB profile, he is 21.
+ He is the third NL battler after Mikuz and Illscript to own a FB title.
+ He is one of the few netcees who has been beaten by a femcee.

Trivia :

*Only 4 netcees from last year's list made the list this year. The rest ran outta bars.
* Ibime retains number one spot. He ll definately not make the list next year.
* Siddoggg is the second facebooker to make the list after Blaq last year.
* No noob has ever made the top 5.

Gladyys:
I guess someone beat me to it,who did dis?

You no well, mtchewww!!

As the year comes to an end, a list of the top 10 netcees who kept this place bubbling has been compiled. But before that, once again, lets take a look at who and who made the list last year.

In ascending order :

10. Rhyme Lunatic
9. Khimwhyte
8. Glacierz
7. Joshua Base
6. Mikuz
5. Blaqbonez
4. ThunderStorm
3. Ema Prince
2. ThePrekky
1. Ibime

https://www.nairaland.com/1564044/nl-rap-battles-top-10

Here we go :


10. Loonat11k
9. Darkrebel
8. Guykhena
7. fuckyouhard
6. Kr0ne
5. siddoggg
4. Mikuz
3. Ema Prince
2. Cooger
1. Ibime

Here is a list of the top 5 netcees who took NL by storm this year. Before that lets take a look at the noobs who shook NL last year.

In ascending order -

5. Deli Dimes
4. Rhyme Lunatic
3. Da Phantom
2. Glacierz
1. Joshua Base

https://www.nairaland.com/1564092/nl-rap-battles-top-5

So here we go - also in ascending order :

5. Darkrebel
4. Wrongturn
3. Guykhena
2. fuckyouhard
1. Kr0ne

Memorable mentions : Limerick, Ksslib, Teddybiyasi, Illness, Jigsawkillah, 007Bruce, Icekidd, Giyazz and Geoxpress.

lol, looks like some negros are getting brave - they no longer scared of calling the name.

......we've been fooled surely/.....white manlearninbeen used wrongly/ no wonder boko thugs refused bluntly/.....ourrace coursediffuse mockery/..... just because mikuz ugly/ we're called the zoo monkeys??!!!/

lololololol

Smh

Criteria

Creativity-- 2 points : Icekidd

Flow- - 1 point : Icekidd

Imagery- - 2 points : Icekidd

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points : Limerick

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points : Icekidd

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points : Limerick

Vocabulary-- 2 points : Limerick

MVGT : Icekidd

Joshuabase:
No One bothered to Quote a Nigga

My Favs sha

I know these by heart because they weRe too dope to forget

"I handle mags/ to rattle gays/ and strangle glads/ Whoop his ass with his spinal cord just to beat him back to back/" - mikuz"

"'Cause this battle will prove that I'm the 'god oF thunder"/ - ibime vs thunderstorm

"I hit the "right keys" so you boutta 'C Major' defeat"/- streetwise

"Bury my axe in his lower Back bones,wood cutters call me the 'lumbar jack'"/ - glacierz

You don forget us nau, plus we hardly see you here these days - how niggas wan take remember you again?

Well, I still remember that your Balotelli and Istanbul puns o. Dayumm!! Chai!!
You were too ddope with homophonic pun those days sha. Sorry say you don wack die now

So Cooger is Emeka Ugo?

Lolololololol

Criteria

Creativity-- 2 points : Gottoboy

Flow- - 1 point : Testerfuze

Imagery- - 2 points : Gottoboy

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points : Gottoboy

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points : Tie

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points : Gottoboy

Vocabulary-- 2 points : Tie

MVGT : Gottoboy

Emaprince:
But then the biten verse isn't fantastic on its own...most average rappers here can come up with stuffs better than that!

I tell you, I didn't even finish the verse due to boredom. You need to see how they were hyping it. Smh!! Facebook niggas have a thing for mediocrity.

Geoxpress:
Mik,my verse dy dere ooh. .we still dy battle? If no.....close it! Wen we both chanced,den we can battle

I don lose interest in battling ya. So lets forget it.

Ibime:
.


I'm giant and tall/ Sharp shooter. . . I could hit a fly on the wall/
When these guns clapping. . .they bring the roof down. . . like Silas and Paul!/
Max best not call my name. . . unless he trying to fall/
I will literally nail his pupils to a bladder. . . so he can keep his eye on the ball!/
Prince my dawg. . . lemme say it again/ I take him as kin/
I won every category. . .but his punches were ahead. . . so I gave him the win/
Niggas gave Krone the W. . . cos they hating the King/
but any clown who claim he won on punches. . . will get grazed on the chin/
So if Max run his lip, he'll be heartlessly slaughtered/ when I carve him in quarters/
If he think we in the same boat. . . I'll have him 'jumping ship'. . . even if there's sharks in the water/
We ain't mates. . . I'm leisurely with flows and rhymes/ I make dough and shine/
Been busy buying another house. . . so fück if my battles didn't blow your mind/
In a week, I'm going back to Cuba/ Eating Camarones while you munching on cassava tubers/
So if he call my name, I'ma smack the junior/ cos even niggas from Winners Chapel know Max a loser/
I spill rotten flames/ Could pay your pops salary 10 times. . . yet you still dropping names/
I even make 'cash on my sickbed'. . . . that's 'ill gotten gains'!!/
while you scratch and borrow/ trapped in sorrow/ writing raps that's hollow/
First you'll get stabbed with bottles. . . then like 'good role models'. . . I got hard axe to follow!!/
Max is an irrelevant dude/ he ain't my level. . . let's tell him the truth/
I flatten your house like SCOAN. . . if I'm tryna 'level with you'!/
If he believe his fake hype/ I'll scare his living daylights . . .then beat him till the daylight/
In the morning, witnesses reported that he fell from a great height!/
This 'shark' doesn't play nice/ I'm Napoleon and Alexander to this gày dýke/
No need to mention Malcolm and Martin . . . he already scared of the 'Great Whites'!/
He'll take flight!/ . . .cos I'll have him quaking in his boots!/
I uproot Max, dust him down. . . and shake him to his roots!/
every punch hurts cos what I'm saying is the truth/
Years from now. . .he'll tell stories like Mallam Ilya. . . about the beatings Bis gave him in his youth!/



oNe

Hahahaha . . this is too sick!!

kr0ne:
You no serious

I tire, smh.