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So warn the proud weaklin/ the stubborn loud vixen/
To stop braggin' with 'em lame lines he might have bitten/ cos next he makes mouth? Immadeckhim withCd's/whip him withJack plugs, hit him withmixers,then smash his head on aspeaker. . .now that's a Sound beating!!!

This is a real sound beating . . .

obainojazz:
I like mikuz football wordplays..o..
dats me sha...
....but let him try other sections sha....
mikuz...we wan see u try religion...
u no dey ever put church...maka why

Lol, na football I dey enjoy pass. If I write a bar and e no sweet me I go delete am.

That Mccarthy pun I used against Mrs Ksslib still dey sweet me.

obainojazz:
no vex sir...na d tone I checked...I never see u laugh for scores like dis.

Giyazz's punches are too sweet, na wetin dey make me laugh.

Hehehehehe . , ,

coogar:
it doesn't -
i judged your battle, i was given the power to analyse & pick out the flaws in your verse - and they were wack!

it's like a flaccid pënis. kim, you need viagra.

Is that all?

obainojazz:
be like u want make rebel lose...
.Lol..
we need people we no hate Dis two guys ..
krone chief judge..oga come.

I just pasted the current scores, how does that translate to hating?

coogar:
he's not dead so how can you be his reincarnate? no wonder your bars are wack these days......my cold flow bring AC to milan is a horrible reach.

I don't know how my writtens concern you.

Hehehe . . 0 - 2.

coogar:
that's what happens when modenine is your role model. mikuz is a student of modo - mixed with ibime's style of writing bars. it's the identity crisis that is affecting mikuz.

no wonder his siggy is....
"tight defences crumble when the mode rose up/the game is in my palm like i'm ten goals up/everytime i write a bomb track, my pen blows up/"

I'm Modenine reincarnated . .

"Mu cold flows bring AC to Milan" - Mikuz

yeyenatu:
what is funny? Say your mind and receive in the blessings from my fingers.



YeaYeaNot

What blessings?

Oboy Streetwize is online.

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They better warn this heathen/ that the sword I'm sheathing/ cause ruptured bleeding/
I ain'tGZA. . . but my'liquid swords'. . .will give him a'solid beating'!! / - Ibime

Limerick:
Team mar ya makes sense o buh I once played it as 'Team higher'

Lol, if I had played ya version na for police cell I for dey till now.

Giyazz is sick mehn. That sound beating punch got me spinning . . .

Dayum!!!

Voting Criteria :
Opener - 1 point : Giyazz

Rhymes - 2 points : Tie

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points : Giyazz

Punchlines - 3 points : Giyazz

Personals - 2 points : Giyazz

Flow - 1 point : Tie

Wordplays - 2 points : Tie

Closer - 1 point : Tie

MVGT : Giyazz

kr0ne:
Guykhena

Creativity-- (default)
Entertainment-- (depending on the theme)
Flow--(default)
Imagery- -(default)
Rhyme Scheme-- (default)
Consistency/Topic--(default)
Lit Elements-- (this should represent metaphors, I guess )
Vocabulary-- (default)
Emotion- (depending on the theme)

Coogar, Mikuz, Ibime, Emaprince, any more idea on this?

I don't have a thing for topiccals - reason why I haven't hosted that kind of tourney yet.

Elymaxiimus I no know say the thing pain you like this o. Lets go to FFR, enough of the trolling.

coogar:
it's the punch!
don't be spitting such nonsense bars any more - the standard has been raised. as far as textceeing goes, that was your worst written in your entire career.

not sure it's cos of your rustiness or elymax made you look poor. if elymax was wack, people wouldn't have concentrated so much on your verse to expose cheap schemes like "team mar ya".

"ma lack eye" was a dopë scheme from ibime cos there's no slant in the pronunciation of any of the words he used to pun "malachi" & that's the reason people use those things.

you isn't ya when such schemes come into play. if you cannot find words that sound exactly the same as the pun, then don't use it. find another scheme entirely. as a vet, you should know this.

So where is the set-up to the punch?

ELYMAXiimus:
i'm actually very exited you brought this... I mean, illscripts your god had played this tentacles , THOUGH I DID'nt KNOW...
But my point is, the way it was being criticised when i played it. Wrong pronunciation, this nd that, just so you could get the W......
I told you, you could'nt win without help from above.
You just proved it! Wack ape!

You said my assignment was to help you check what it means to mar someone, right. A word i did in DICTATIONs when i was in primary two...

But instead my assignment henceforth will be to start bring all your bitten/recycled lines...

Y'all think coogar bites? Smh

it's high time we knew who the real biter/recycler is...

I'm coming. . .

Hehehe, the defeat pain you no be small o.

coogar:
the next time you are battling, send your final draft to me for structuring, i won't add a word or any concept to your written, i will just structure it for you & compress the lines.

you would be surprised how easily you would win that battle.



you hate criticism - every man & his dog condemned that line. it's so pre-school. what's my team mar ya? who even writes like that in the real world? it's a forced pun. take it or leave it.

I don't hate criticism - what I hate is biased criticism. For you to claim that I used the pun as my final punch proves it.

coogar:
the next time you are battling, send your final draft to me for structuring, i won't add a word or any concept to your written, i will just structure it for you & compress the lines.

you would be surprised how easily you would win that battle.

He ll still lose. Textbattle is not comedy.

coogar:
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the line is weak cos of your attempt to substitute you with "ya". a good writer can use "ya" at any time in his lyrics as long as he's not punching with it. you dug your own grave, the moment you used it as a punch.

admit it, that bar was wack!

You are sounding like a newbie. Team mar ya was in the set up and not the final punch. I did not use it as a punch!

The punch was on Timaya's hit tracks!

WARRIBLOOD:
Truth be told warriblood is the most troublesom textcee on nairaland...i mean i got alot of beef wit you people..almost everybody in here hates me..my style..my chat..

So i dont expect to win any battle..sum even takes me as joke..no matter how dope my lines are...the opponent still gets the win...

So no problem i just chill..
No more battles since i know me not gonna win

sneeze...

That's why I asked you to stick to freestyling. Truth be told, that verse where you dissed seun is a classic I swear!!!!!!

WARRIBLOOD:
I know dey brag...i might be wack but d creativities i got peeps like mikuz cant bring dem out of their dumb head even dey gets the whole eternity...

Lmao - what 'creativities' are you referring to?

Elymaxiimus aka Mrs Ksslib is a pathetic biter.

no Wonder in ur battle against
sidd,all I Was seeing is u receivin almost "ten tackles" like he
Was..."Feedin u squids!!!/~tentacles - Scripts

oh, you brought a team? To attack with ten tackles? :....... A fist will crush the snails!!!/ - Mrs Ksslib

WARRIBLOOD:
nat joking nigga you might be dope..cul..but you lack the Creativity wen me...get..

Done!

*dusts palms*

yeyenatu:
Opener - tie

Rhymes - obiano

Similes/metaphor - tie

Punchlines - obiano

Personals - warriblood

Flow - warriblood

Wordplays -tie

Closers - tie

Mvgt: ....obiano.




YeaYeaNot

Lololololol

gottoboy:
Mind your business bro, even a yoruba man will slap you for connecting a sound Marry to MARE!

Mare/ Marry? Lmao - see wackness! Some niggas need to be chased away from this zone.

yeyenatu:
show me your package first na. Make I see wetin I wan price na. Oya only the tip ooo.

pipe [/i]down jor. Your rant is making my libido dwindle



[i]YeaYeaNot

I no know why I go call your name sef.

Ksslib is a history maker. This victory is a step in the right direction. I'm anticipating you battle with Guykhena. Good verse!!

kr0ne:
Registration may start now. But we kick off right after the tourney

Aiight . . .

Elymax is a pathetic illiterate.

mar - /mär/
verb
1. impair the appearance of; disfigure.

Team mar ya

Team disfigure ya

How is this not legit?