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kr0ne:
Mikuz, abeg, after this tourney I go like host topical battle tournament, with Guykhena assisting me. The same thing Evil planned to do then. Thanks

See better person.
I dey your back. Instead of some ffags to think about ideas like these wey go move section forward, they are busy eating out their fellow man's sperms. When are you hosting it?

ELYMAXiimus:
I don't trade words with psycho patients.

I don't trade words with gays. Mrs Ksslib!!

Emaprince:
Easy mik,Easy!!....and Elymaximus,please let this die..we don't want taints on the peaceful tourney.thanks!

What is happening to my mentions sef?...oga seun,abeg make you and your boys work on our mentions...the thing no dey work again!

Allow me talk to the small boy. Hes a party pooper. If I knew hes gonna be this unreasonable I coulda ommitted him from the contest. See the way hes tryna put a clog in the wheel of a peaceful tournament. Ksslib wey the thing concern is just cool, acting matured and calm - the guy just dey carry another's burden like he owns it.

ELYMAXiimus:
nd you bit "geo logical" from me, wack ape!!!

You nd i know ur sorry @ss shoulda been out of that tourney if not for the help from above you got...

You said it yourself that, ibime had played "jew lie", so did you, nd so did i... So how's this biting?
Oh, me nd ibime bit you?

Nd where did i bit "ten tackles" from? An idea that came when i was on the field, studying.....


When was the last time you won a battle without a controversy?
Isnt this hitting something into your brain?

You know, i was'nt wrong when i said you hav'nt declined in form..
You're still the old mikuz. But Your ideas are faded!
Nigga, the standard's been raised!
Did'nt you see bis of recent
With classy plays?... Not something silly like... my "team mar ya"...

You need to go back in time, cos that's the only time you'd shine...
Not now that everyone knows the drill...

I can start picking out all the lines you've recycled... You're the best line recycler i've ever seen...

You are an illiterate. Team mar ya is a legit pun. 'mar' is a verb - your assignment today is to look up the meaning of 'Mar'.

Keep biting puns, are you gonna deny that you did not steal tentacles from my battle with illscripts?

I whooped you fair and square! What controvery? How many people gave you the win? The only judge who said you won did so on a condition. Go and read Yeyenatu's verdict again! I bagged you, no controversy.

So you think you can beat me? What tha ffuck is arms ta damn? Are you mad or what?

You ll never get to the level I've gotten in textrap. May it not be well with you and your pathetic generation. You ll never meet anything good in this life.

You are a nobody compared to a history maker like me. I got the highest number of battles and wins in the history of NL. Who are you?

ELYMAXiimus:
stop spewing jargons nd being paranoid....
Ksslib is my nigga... You don't know how to talk...
Before our brawl, don't you see the way we talk?
He's an open dude, nd i like him for that...


so now you're making mouth?
I got bundled out? For real?
Cos i did'nt make a fuss out of it?
We'll have a rematch after the tourney...


no wonder everyone's quick to throw insults @ you.... Abeg pack well jooh!

You got bundled out from the tourney 'cause you're a biter. You bit 'Jew lie' in your first match and bit 'ten tackles' against me. You should be banned.

kr0ne:
Our last match/..is best verse/
was against my FREESTYLE THUNDER/
he won.. cus emm verds been given..were from the LiARS ORDER/
buh dis time, its rematch would beLike ''ibime vs theprekky'' y'all see RETIRED MURDER//
cus amma slit is throat..burn is skin..put it on a HIGHER SMOULDER/
wen he goes to hell/
he be..like ave seen lucifer before, here on earth./.askin setan are you warriblood junior BROTHER?/

I swear, this verse would have killed everything Obaino dropped if it had been properly worded

That's why I said Warriblood is better off as a freestyler. The only thing that works for him in his ability to come up with funny concepts. Hes lacking in every other aspect. Battles are not judged on just a single aspect alone. The beauty of a punch is in its set up.

kr0ne:
It's none of ur business, after all, ur not in the tourney. Let Ksslib decide

I just tire, it wasn't even my call - I ccntacted the judges before I took the decision. I don't know why some iidiots are ranting like I woke up one morning and decided to pair Ksslib with Khena. Left for me.Ill give Ksslib a free pass. Why wont iidiots srop distracting him?

kr0ne:
Do you hate the dude? Read their verses very well. Warriblood lacks proper diction and rhymes. If his verse was complete he would have won that brawl clean

How does one a battle with bad diction and poor rhymes? This is RAP section and not Jokes section. Warriblood got beasted in every criterium apart from flow. What are saying? Paste one quotable from Warriblood's verse.

ELYMAXiimus:
it's your call! The ball is in your court!....
But i hope you know while you nd khena are still fighting, mikuz is already preparing for the final....
It'll be very sad to see a landslide victory in the final....

I don't know what your problem is. You keep griping about irrelevant things. You just started this salty attitude after our battle. You have been evicted from the tourney, why don't you just chill? Is Ksslib your boyfriend or what?

You are anticipating I ll win the final because I was the first to qualify, but you forget that you are the first to qualify for the semis - yet you got bundled out.

Stop distracting Ksslib, if he comes up short against Guykhena then the blame should be on you. Stop making him feel shortchanged,

Someone voted for Warriblood? Hypocrites everywhere. The only criterium Warriblood got was flow. He should stick to freestyles.

obainojazz:
tanx sir...u and ibime don change teach many people unknowingly
.
.I Google u ppl battles always...
make God just bless me with una skills and darkrebel and kssib hardwork
Lol.

You're good, I'm really impressed. Keep it up!

This Obainojazz is good. This guy ll give Elymaxiimus a run for his money.

This kid can't decipher words... he is wack/
now he wanting a rematch/...after I beat him silly..
cut his 'right hand'.....and 'left him handicap'/
This is a mismatch/...pitting a giant against this
ant/...i'mma crush the daft/...and if he is short of
words..I gonn 'pull out his brain'....'put it in
hat'/...and
tell d fool.....to put on his 'thinking cap'/

Hahahahahaha . . .

Warriblood was bodybagged in this battle. Lmao, see serious beating. This is straight murder!!

MVGT : Obainojazz

ELYMAXiimus:
bruce007... U claim u called me out nd i chickened out ....

Well i wanna see you battle someone first... It's been long since you brawled, i'm sure you're rusty....
I don't want a landslide victory...

Landslide gini - Bruce is who I'm betting on.

Emaprince:
last tourney,only one brawl landed Theprekky in the final and we never had no probs with that...just free them so nobody will come up in the next minute to cry cheated.

Lol I remember. His opponents were running helter-skelter at the sound of his name. ThePrekky don make name o.

Iceskidd:
No offence but mikuz your form has dramatically declined

' dramatically declined' - SS1 - 2005 - Literature in English - alliteration.

007Bruce:
why you they vex? na mikuz chicken out just the way you chickened out after calling you out.
Ksslib should be granted a free-pass if guykhena chickens out

Correct!!

Wrongturn never pulled a no-show. Giyazz did.

Limerick:
The guy too dey form like say hin fit beat everybody for this world! He nearly beat eminem sef

Na childish brain and being jobless dey cause am.

LooNat11kk:
How did I spoil your name? Is this my first time of criticising yur "wordplay"??

Why the sudden fuss over an act of comic relief? Plus yu don't have to keep reminding me of being chased outta NL because I wasn't, I left when things got over-heated

Of all the battlers in the tourney its only Mik who forced wordplay? You have made it an obligation to randomly criticise my puns or what? You have not forced a pun before? Why didn't you poste it here? So you think say na pikin you dey follow chat?

No wonder Cooger chased you outta here, keep pasting trash - this time there ll be no come-back for ya.

Lunaprick!

Lagunna:
Katikati.. I no understand how mikuz verse take better sha...
Maybe na something else i dey read..

The verse flew over ya head.

Cooger went for Elymax while Prince and Teddy chose Guykhena. The majority carries the vote. Guykhena V Ksslib it is! Start writing. You guys drop tomorrow. No time, the final is on Sunday!

LooNat11kk:
No make me change am for you. . .

You know say I don dey avoid insulting you on facebook since yesterday, don't push it

You are a traitor and a bitch. What are your insults gonna do to me? Receiving insults is part of my task as a mod. There is hardly a day that passes without niggas insulting. So stop acting like insulting is a big fuss. its a normal thing to me.

I wonder how you sleep at night. You go come here dey claim famz but when you enter FB you go dey spoil person name, like you've never forced wordplay before.

You still had the guts to call someone emotional after Cooger and co trolled the ffuck outta you till you ran ouuta NL? Lol

I no even know wetin make you come back. You better go back to the exile Glacierz your god sent you.

I shoot bruce style like i GOT ALL THE LINCENSE/ Wrong is dynamic, and am NOT ON ME PRIME YET/
when vets speak, ur URGED TO BE SILENT/ coz your "senses stale", you need more work ON YOUR MINDSET/
the only time we noticed achange in ur writingwas when u started usingCUSTOMIZED TEXTS/ - Wrongturn

..I'm putting this biitch in line,leaving him shaved die/as I split his guts with kitchen knife ,as the gay cry/But if wrong gets help and got"A Stitch In Time"I'll say naah/ he still gonna get 'brutally shot' n why, cus I've been known to"SAVE 9's"....... - Guykhena

Ibime
Ema Prince
Cooger
Kr0ne
Teddybiyasi

What are your thoughts? Seems like Wrongturn won't show up for the semis. Should I pair Ksslib with Guykhena or give him a free pass to the final? Abeg lets hear your thoughts. Na una get the tourney.

This loonat11k aka Lunaprick is a bbitch nigga. No wonder Glacierz and Cooger chased him outta NL.

Smh . . .

Lagunna:
No verds from kr0ne and teddybiyasi..

Na wa o..

You dey see well?

Bruce abeg no vex. I owe you one!

nosagold:
Op abeg go find better job... Or you fit take my picture say I dey pose as bill gates

Bros wetin dey happen?

Where the f is Nosagold?

That's a glittering fact/ u niggas are like football sides in this rap/
who could come up withdiamondformations . but still won'tshinein a match/ - Ema Prince

I'll meddle in each fight/ but if you take it personal and start grimacing face/
You'll be wounded and thunderstruck. by the bars I'm saving for rainy days/ - Ema Prince