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Ibime:
See these two ninjas arguing over who give babe money pass? Hehehehe.

ELYMAXiimus:
I think mik's been given the W already..... So permit me to highlight the supplus puns in my verse

(Super, man,) (script tonight,) (cheque mate,) (conc,) (condense) (amsterdam) (farm) (pierson=leicester city's coach) (tunis) (tentacles) (contaminated) (kingdom) (silicon)..... Chai... nd all these were ridiculed ....

Emaprince:
Darkrebel don sleep?

My verdict.....

Opener...rebel

Similies/metaphors...cooger...he always has a lotta references..I can mention them but they too much so no time

Wordplay...nil

Punchline...cooger!!!...no doubt,majority of his punches where jaw dropping so tey e be like say rebel ran out of punches and started repeating himself

Rhymes...nil

Flow....nil

Personal...tie...both ninjas came good in personal even though rebel's repeatation of "wackbiter" was boring..

Closer...cooger...seems his last punch sent rebel to sleep

MVGT...COOGAR!!!

coogar:
you? buy PS4
if your mother fücks all the registered okada men in the whole of south west nigeria, she still wouldn't afford the game pad, let alone the game console.

see mumu feeling funky - you are a village sponsored student. if i send a message to your home town that you have been expelled from UNILAG & you just use their money to buy recharge cards to troll on the internet, then be prepared to run mad.

over 500 market women & about a thousand men contribute 5% of their trade towards your education & you are here wasting their hard-earned sweat trying to pretend you are a textcee. don't you have a conscience? - all those half-nakêd women working day & night to make sure you become the first graduate of the hometown & this is how you repay them?

it shall not be well with you. may their breâsts curse you for wasting their time & money to buy recharge card. may the cries of their babies haunt you in your dreams.....and finally, may the remaining days of your life be as 10 times as painful as the last few seconds of gadaffi.




who cares about your faggòt friends on BBM & whatsapp. what an excuse from a lame fool who was probably born without a spoon(never mind silver nor wooden) in his mouth.....

you think you can go head to head with me in this ish? 100 generations in your family tree cannot scratch my skin surface.....go & bring every goat that can read & write in your village to give you ideas, i am eating them all up like chin-chin.

Kr0ne: Elymax, inasmuch as I enjoyed ur verse, I don't like that jargon wordplay at all. The Babertov was sweet, hinting on Warriblood's expertise, but why 'Jah gone'? Forget say u dey fight to win the wordplay criteria, e no make sense to me at all
Enough said

Elymaxiimus: she'll be Molested while restrained with a handcuff/
the moment my D meet her... She go confess sey this baba tough/

mikuz: Even Isrealites know this Guy . ... Then like the7th month of the year . . you've seen aJew lie!/

Elymaxiimus: as time goes up... i rise with calenders/ in tha church of d0pes . . . ely is an elder/
but if thisjew liehe's a member/ i'll come like anaugust visitor. . . Beat the sturbborn weakling up . . . till he dies this december/

ELYMAXiimus:
Smh... Mikuz... What's going on?...
I will be busy this week.. If i should fall asleep now... Till saturday...

Guykhena:
[size=13pt] The Art Of Wordplay-NL Textcees[/size]

I've been to different hip-hop forums even on fb I've seen netcees doing some 'wordies' and I say to my-self,if you dare try this on NL you'll be stoned to death.
This is to tell you the type of immortal state NL textcees are when it comes to wordplays,we've evolved to a state in which its done based/merged with puns(that'll be focused on a latter day or someone else could do the follow up).
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Now unto the wordplays.
Tho some might seem perfect/Good,sloppy,forced,out of context but we can't deny the fact its eye appeasing . The. BOLD ,Italics aint present so you have dig/decypher yourself...... Get a seat belt its gon be a bumpy ride.

In no particular order,,,,,,,


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Note you could add yours,,you know much filled in FFR(of cus I couldn't get all). And some good ones were gone with the NL earthquake,.....

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Btw stay tuned a direct sequel is coming up soon "Best Of Personals" ,in which you get to see some d0pish embarrasing/hilarious/comic/ hidden dirts/ e.t.c digged up and used by NL Emcees. They basically use 'you' against 'you'...
Stay tuned....

Limerick:
dnt space Ema Prince.

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz..... Is you ready?
Where's the thread?

Limerick:
dnt space it

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz..... Is you ready?
Where's the thread?

rozzay:
I like him like dat so dat d ministry can move to d permanent site. Hi teddy!

rozzay:
Hello. I don't want mikuz to send me away o. Lol dat name I wonder wat it means!

WARRIBLOOD:
guy i dey urhumarho dey crash tomorrow i go carry go my barbin salon

kr0ne:
Ibime:

He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left
the pastor bleeding/
chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/

I don't like the remember this line any time I'm on steering. E don make me jam police car before for CMS. It's a perfect direct shot the opponent whose name starts with P and he's almost like a pastor too

sosiqdude:
Gottoboy wia u dey...make we drop our verse na...

Wetin dey worry you self.

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz won't you create a thread for "favorite punchlines in the tourney"?


Cos i too like that guykhena's ... "I'll pose as a fan when you reach the ceiling".. I don't know if i got it correct.. But mhen... That got me like urrhh!!!