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ThunderStorm:
Ibime didn't even really go top notch in that battle against Cooger.
Just saying. . .

Na now you dey see the battle?

sosiqdude:
Mik I think u didn't plan this well..
There suppose to be a thread for the qualifying of this king tourney like...everybody will drop a freestyle,,if urs no make sense or no qualify...the chosen judges will judge the whole freestyle and people that qualify to participate..

Not just say anybody u like... Don't you no some people have been saving and preparing there bars for this king tourney..and u just fall them hands... I'm just saying my opinion... Na the judge suppose list out the people that have to battle not u mik...cos u are also a candidate of the tourney..

You no dey hear all these ones I dey talk.
Everything is on my head. Na me dey carry every every. I no get helper.

sosiqdude:
Mikuz let make it on friday 1 pm ok..
No vex..tomorrow,, but u can still create the thread today against 2morro..

Where are the verses?

See Elymax wey been dey ginger say en blood dey hot, now en don see battle dey shiver.

Find way finish your verse before 10pm tomorrow abeg.

ELYMAXiimus:
seconded.... Nd voting should be broken down with the criteria...
We don't want MVGT = ****

Use your mouth tell them dat one. I don finish my own work.

kr0ne:
Come, Darkrebel and Obaino, e never do una? No matter what u say, it doesn't take out the fact that Limerick is d0pe! Shebi e don happen to a reknown vet here too. Abeg, make una close that chapter

Mikuz, the number of voters too small o. Why not add the likes of Theprekky and Sid?

I no wan disturb anybody. If you call them now, them go dey do shakara - like last year wen some of them sake of say them dey do me favour and because of Ibime. Make we just do this one on a lowkey jare.

sosiqdude:
Teddybiyasi judge...

This is damn sh1t..How come mik put teddy as a judge..
Nawa oo...worst king tourney I have experience for this nairalnad..
IBIME...COOGAR...KRONE are well qualified to be the judges..

Smh..

Abeg mikuz go set a thread for me and gottoboy..
We will battle today..9pm...10 bars make I dey chill my head

Are your verses ready?

Illness:
Mikuz this has been two torneys u've excluded me from paricipating.. Haven't I shown my lyrical prowess to convince u enough?? Well staying put to read em verses is not a bad thing either.. Thanks bro

Show me your last freestyle.

Ksslib:
This is the last thing I ll say on this ish.

Youre wrong . Dont turn this into a pride issue cos thats an epic fail. Truth to be told, if only peeps like you were in this section, no newbie, no matter how promising will gain experience. Thats the bitter truth.

Only few people here encourage. krone, coog, ely and some few others. Yea, I remember Prince too.

So dont twist the issue like iam being praised than normal Cuz I have been told many times to work on this-that and I took it in good faith. Even krone told me to work on my set ups just yesterday. Coog also pointed out some flaws----- so like I said----- no need to twist issues. And again, I never claimed sickest dude here. Na you know where you get that one from.

Darkrebel abeg no need. Make the mata just die abeg.

Just hush because you are making no point.
You're the one claiming pride, if not you couldn't have said that you dragged a battle with me.

How many of those who encourage you have battled you? No individual on here has the plight of newbies at heart more than Mikuz. How many people have organised a tourney for rookies? You do not know that the best way to encourage a noob as a vet is to battle him?

Check the records, I've the highest number of battles on NL - 85% of those battles are against newbies! i fought niggas like Limerick, Loonatik, Airmark, Glacierz, Chocckid, Kimwhyte, FYH etc when they were coming up the ranks. Not to mention One Book and Inkblood. And now you? Battling you is the biggest encouragement you can get. How many vets in NL has battled more noobs? What do I stand to gain compared to what you ll get if you beat me?
I don even slow, if na before, I coulda battled both Kr0ne and Elymax by now.

Here we go . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1984596/nl-king-tournament-first-round#27779964

https://www.nairaland.com/1984588/match-wits-ii-obainojazz-vs

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point


Rules
- 24 lines.
- Deadline is 10pm, Friday 7
November 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Judges :
Ibime
Cooger
Kr0ne
Teddybiyasi


Goodluck!!!

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point


Rules
- 20 lines.
- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 7
November 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
- Only vets and regular section
posters are allowed to vote.
Goodluck!!!

captainflash:
smh. . .even yungdanaval. .u rem0ved his name as one of the judges.

Yes, due to rap battle history.

Ksslib:
Hahaha. Show me where and when I claimed the sickest emcee? Oh i forgot, thats how you feel.

Talking about learning the ropes. Iam like the newest newbie here with no prior knowledge of Rap battle whatsoever, so thats not an excuse, rather that should be my excuse.

You brag too much and you should be ashamed that the same person you kept calling wack and running down even dragged a battle with your so called almighty d0pe self in the first place Pls remind me, for how many years have you been into this rapbattle ish again.

The LEAST I rhymed in that battle was 3 syllables. I did 4-4 almost throughout. Show me where I did two or below 3 like you said? No. I dont expect you to cos you just wan talk without facts.

Biko, Iam tired of this whole argument. Battle is over battle don finish.

You won all the crits but the voters cheated you. Satisfied? Ok..Case closed.

You are beginning to sound like a blind man. Who says the longer you stay in the game the tighter you become? Do I need to give you examples?

You dragged the spar with me because its NL, on here talent is on a speedy decline. These new school breeds are still learning the ropes. How many vets voted and how many gave you the W?

If we battled on a page like Insignia or Letsbeef, you coulda lost by default. I still see you as wack, a nigga whose dialect affects his pronunciation or plays lure as law and still cheap puns is wack. Nothing you write is new to me.
K do/ Kedu? Your odimma pun is plain wack. You are just overdoing things to get cheap hype.
Don't get me started.

Don't equate youself with me, NL is the only site you've ever battled. Ask about my title on FB. You've not seen anything. When I was dropping sublime frees on FFR and killing niggas on SRH, where were you? How many battle wins have you?

I've dumped thousands of rhymes on here and battled the finest emcees in the game. You?

ELYMAXiimus:
ksslib tried... Don't start writing him off.... You should let this die down.......... You should stay mute henceforth.......

And you should putting your mouth in issues that do not concern you.

Where did I say he did not try? Good observer, you only saw me nitpicking his lines but you didn't see where he said I'm a recycler.

I'm not writing him off, all I'm saying is that he should stop feeling like hes the sickest dude on NL on the back of well forced wordplays, average rhymes and weak set ups! Judges in this site need to be careful. They might turn his uprising into a false dawn for him. Let him not let those votes get into him or else it ll be a false dawn.

ELYMAXiimus:
have you forgotten you're the mod?
You have the power to hide posts.. If anything of such happens, you can always hide the post nd place a ban on the whoever the troll might be.....
You should'nt start assuming before the tourney....

Nd it seems some prodigal sons are coming back for the tourney...

They should go through a preliminary together with those you dropped initially... The list can be upped to 16.... Abi?

I want this tourney to go as smooth as possible especially after the kinda stress I went through in the previous one. I can bet that every participant in the tourney will act matured apart from him. His previous battles can buttress that fact. There hasn't been any battle where he lost that he failed to ferment trouble. This was not his battle and he has started misbehaving - talk more of his own battle. I don't have time for tourney stress. I ll go with matured battlers who ll cause little or no friction. Why bring in a Scolari when we know that Dunga can do the job?

And who are the prodigal sons you are referring to? Go and check how other battle sites are run. You can't punish a nigga for committing an offence on some other site, esp. when he has already been punished over there. Goodluck Jonathan has no say in a case where a Libyan politician embezzles money meant to build a mosque in Benghazi esp. after he has been sentenced to prison.

16? I don't think so, NL has faced a decline in the number of sick emcees who blaze up the place. Its like you're forgetting that this is a King tourney.

Ksslib:
No wahala. I really dont have the time to go into any back and forth.

No! Dont create a list of default voters only, also create a list of those allowed to post on this section cos you are the almighty and major General who holds the exclusive right to make decisions for each and everyone here.

You can't go back and forth me with because you no get say. You are just feeling like you're the sickest emcee in NL right now cos the new school rappers on here are still learning the ropes when it comes to battlerap. How many vets voted in that battle? While I was doing a sublime rhyme structure based on 4 syllables, you were struggling with 2-3 syllabes. If you were to vote in that battle, you wouldn't even think of giving RHYMES a TIE!

Ibime:
Sneeze. . .

No to Limerick!

Oga why na?

Limerick:
Mikuz pls warn this kid let him stay on his lane cos If I start with him, he would deactivate his account for 4yrs ^_^

Hes a known troublemaker. Don't take him serious. Free the kid.

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz why would you kick gfgrrrewqdarkrebel out of the tourney?......
you can do that just cos you both have a misunderstanding... Chill biko...

I can do it, he has shown that he ll ferment trouble if hes allowed to participate in the tourney. See the way he jumped on Ksslib's issue and started chanting trash about me biting my own lines. Trouble makers should be ex-communicated.

Ksslib:
Na today dem don dey blacklist people here? As a matter of fact, flashs verd showed I had more points than you but I guess he forgot to count the point each criteria carried, so he gave you three crits and gave me two then gave you the Win cos he wanted to diiick ride thinking he played smart. I coulda kept quiet and it will be in my favor cos technically its my win but I told him to check back. Just like I guessed, he erased the crits he initially tied and gave them to you to accommodate diick riding. Its not my business who he votes but a confused ddick rider will not vote in my brawls ... shikena.

And stop linking word play whatever to this cos it has nothing to do with it. Go tell the vets that didn't give you word play that and not me. I didnt vote.

You wanna talk about wordplay. Isnt this the second time you ll be using K's on me? Yes or no? . Just stop all this cos I no get time to drag an issue good as dead.

Lol . . . All my puns were top notch! You lost that criterium to me by default. I used a pun twice in a different, creative and innovative way. Atleast, I invented the pun - But you? You bit ThePrekky's puns. 90% of your puns were fell flat. You losed so many points for forcing the hell outta ya puns. Everything I popped was class, they were so good that some flew over ya heads. The idiomatic punchlines were cray! Some voters even thought I played hair with hare. I was so good that some thought they've seen my wordies somewhere else but none of them can bring links. Most of you need to paint your English with knowlegde of idioms. Its about time I create a list of Default Voters!

I don't know why peeps keep tagging people to vote. Person no wan vote, na by force? You might as well put a gun on their foreheads and ask them to vote.

There is no regular member in the site can say that he hasn't seen this thread. So chill.

Voting is still open please. No more unnecessary comments and vote swaying.

Ksslib:
Huh? So na bad thing now to correct somebody and ask he/she be straight with a verd?

So cos prekky used newt run and ah tore mik and I used it too without even knowing out of 24bars na im dey make you yarn this one. Me sef I no expect this kain talk from you.

And whos we? Wetin dey stop the WE from taking the action?

Ok now you know that those puns are not new. So stop blacklisting voters cos if I were to do the same Ill blacklist everyone who gave wordplay to you, cos no vet in his right senses would ever claim your wordplay skill is better than mine.

Darkrebel:
I did not expect you to say this too....
how will he bite a pun..if he knows it has been used on this site before and if it has been used on you before.?

you were crying when elymax was saying you used something he used for geoxpress or so...now your saying he bit from someone

if you dare me...I will show you where you have recycled a punchline..yes...on this same site...you used a punchline twice....... ask and I shall show you where you used a punchline twice in two different battles....

I ll replace you with Limerick in the King's tourney. Lime, take note!

Ksslib:
Na wa o.

So captainflash you had to go change some criterias you tied before in the name of what? Smh. Iam not saying you should vote me but whats with changing verds. Confusion or what? Its not my one kobo who you want to vote but just list out crits and give to who you like--- nobody go cut ya head. . E hard pass so?

I think this is the first time I ll be doing this but captainflash and sosiq should never vote in any brawl I ll partake in----henceforth.

Those incharge of thread creation should take note.

I no expect this kain talk from you. You suppose chill based on say we no take action after you bit ThePrekky's puns.

Appoinred judges :




1. Kr0ne
2. Ibime
3. Cooger and
4. Teddybiyasi

Thanks!

Abeg o . . no vex if I no include ya name. I just had to choose the hottest emcees on the site right now thanks.



1 Mikuz
2. Wrongturn
3. Elymaxiimus
4. Jigsawkillah
5. Darkrebel
6. Guykhena
7. Giyaz
8. Ksslib

Fixtures :

November 7 - Elymaxiimus V Jigsawkillah

November 9 - Mikuz V Giyaz

November 11 - Darkrebel V Ksslib

November 13 - Wrongturn V Guykhena

Deadline is 10pm.
24 lines.
Normal house rules apply.

Thanks.

^

If you fail to modify your vote, I won't count it.

Open for votes :

Diss @ Ksslib

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I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/
. . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/

Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/
. . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/

You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/
. . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/

Those wack wordplays are hurting?/
Pttf! WTF is "Washing thin" . . Is it that you dey crase or something?/
. . better shut the Bleep up before you get disgraced for nothing/
Cos if you keep claiming you making the dough . . my sword ll split you into 'a bakers dozen'!/

I'm harder than an army of ISIS/ amazing niggas with a bag of suprises/ dropping bombs that leave you confused like Baghdad in crisis/
. . That verse was wack as ffuck . . you still won't be an 'Ultimate Pro' . . if you were a 'server for android devices'!/

FYH came with a verse thats sick and ddoper/ freaking outflowed ya and had you submerged with thrilling blows, ya/
. . hes punches fractured ya skull, rumpled ya brain and left ya temple collapsing . . like the church of T.B Joshua!!/

I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/
Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/

Instruct my gangsters to breeze in/ to chop ya chest like bbreast cancer in women/ how can you survive battling a demon?/
. . I ambush ya with 'Uni lecturers' . . and leave you battered by 'Dons' like Man U this season!/

Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/
. . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/
Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/

. . You need to quit textceeing, you ugly golddigger/ my wackest set-ups ll rubbish those fillers/ plus my weakest punches ll leave you flying from Bonn to Bolivia/
Ya similies and mets are the sloppiest I've seen . . and ya punches are never 'HITTING' . . like BURNLEY'S GOALKEEPER!!/

My puns and punches too heavy for this urchin to get/ he can't operate at the frequency I'm dropping at yet/
. . but if he tries to 'get his head around it' . . my dagger ll seperate his skull from his neck!!/

You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/
. . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/

Ksslib I got time now. Lets post by 2.30 - down?

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz, where at thou?

I'm blood thirsty! I wanna rip heads off...... Let this tourney commence already..
Don't make me drop sixteens for you...

Chill, I no wan ffuck things up. That tourney no be one wey I suppose entertain rookies. Make we still extend deadline to see if known niggas go join. Ya blood too dey hot.