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naheem8307:
00000000%

dash me one babe make I smash

obembet:
What’s your score?
A quick Life exam for 35marks
1. Still a Virgin....(5marks)
2. Never smoked (5marks)
3. Never Cheated. (5marks)
4. Never watched porn.... (5marks)
5. Never masturbated ..(5marks)
6. Never got drunk....(5marks)
7. Never sent out nude... (5marks)
What did you score?

you whats your score? I know you post nudes? so don't lie to us

brizziedos:
25 marks

you watch porn?

McStoic:
20 marks. No one is perfect

do you masturbate? have never masturbated before? And am sexually active. I can't count the number of erections I get per day

Javalord000:
Going to my late 20s...........
30 and proud of it
Believe it or not that’s your problem

Edit: if the cheating includes exams (which was given to me by the teacher, because I can’t even cheat on my own) or choosing the biggest meat before others then I got 25 marks, otherwise 30 marks, never even been in a relationship to even cheat on the path.

are you a virgin

TheKrakon:
Women and nature. Which one be baby shower. Omor I prefer the dick any day any time.

can you suck my dick

50d33q:
Ña to swear for them

you don't talk like an arsenal fan. You act as if you love the club but you dont. My spirit keeps telling me you are fake

osunkoyabode:
You should give that man any style he requires from you for being so generous.

Morning , afternoon and night.

fav sex position?

Okunga:
Bovi Buchi and Bright BBB best blood brothers …




AY is the driest comedian in Nigeria but a good Show host… so dude is smiling to the bank… Always.

AY is not a born comedian. I see him as an enterprising comedian

oyaskii:
Some indians have already laid hands on a "leaked source" this afternoon so, it looks like we eating good tomorrow

how many batmans do we have to watch. i'm tired

bukatyne:
Let's watch the story unfold.

long time no see. Where have you been

ukaface:
I tell you say I dey sell something?
If I start billing you now, you go open thread say ' Nigerian girls are stupid,they don't bring anything to the table, they just want to chop your money' meanwhile na you dey raise shoulder say you wan spend cash.
Rest kwanu!
I'm not selling, and I have my cash .

forget that thing. I'm ego gburugburu one of onitsha. Come let me spoil your life with dollars.

ukaface:
I feel sorry for her.
I don't understand this mentality of increasing nyash and bust.
Woh, future husband to be, I no get anything, if you don't like it geddifok out.
My body self esteem is topnotch.
I can't imagine myself going under the knife becos of NYANSH AND BOOBS. No matter the amount of money I have.
ABI which kine radarada be this one kwanu.

And it's not reversible sef. Oghene!

ukaface for president

ukaface:
Awwwwwnnn Thanks

ukaface whats your selling point. Make me spend that cash

Omicron007:



The topic alone is very graphic.

With the disproportionate arrangement of Silicone and other enhancers laced in that butt, one can notice how the butt cannot shake or gyrate freely.

It is stuffed up like a Teddy-Bear.

It is also glaring that the size of the butt is not in tandem with the waist line thereby making it to have a skewed orientation.

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Nothing beats natural.
Imagine handling this butt and thinking of using your rod to ram into it from behind, your mind won't be stable because an atomic explosion of the Silicone molecules can occur and you'd be left with blood splattering through the walls.

Na two seconds everywhere go burst

will they tear the ass and put silicon inside? I hear it can be injected too. Enlighten me

A 25-year-oldLagos man, Wale Timileyin, was on Monday sent to a correctional facility for alleged illegal possession of a locally made pistol.

Timileyin was arraigned at Badagry Chief Magistrates’ Court by the police on one count charge of illegal possession of firearms.

The Prosecution Counsel, ASP Clement Okuoimose, had told the court that the defendant committed the offence on March 15, at about 10.30 p.m. at Shibiri Imude, Ojo area of Lagos State.

Okuoimose said that the police recovered a locally made pistol from Timileyin during a search at his residence.

He said that the defendants could not give a satisfactory explanation about how he obtained the weapon.

The prosecutor said that the offence violated the provisions of Section 51 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015.

The Chief Magistrate, Mr Fadahunsi Adefioye, who did not take the plea of the defendant, ordered that he should be remanded in Badagry Correctional Centre.

Adefioye directed the police to send the case file to the state Director of Public Prosecution(DPP) for advice.

He adjourned the case until May 26 for mention.

https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/04/04/wale-timileyin-remanded-for-being-in-possession-of-pistol/

lordchiz:
Depression and oppression no good oooo.....see how she dey run mouth like a prostitute true true.....
Forget all this celebs....there locality no be here ooo.....
I think say Na only Ajekpako dey run mouth this way....I no know say Ajebo own worse pass!
Frustration no good ooooo....
Buhari caused all this!
And Na same frustration make me breakup with my girlfriend of 3yrs.......
This regime has frustrated people to get angry anyhow!
God wen 2023 go come abeg

your former gf sabi fùck?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram WTF u say MANN!


I just CLEAN my old KALA finish now!

E remain to LOAD BULLET inside!

ABEG just send me the LOCATION of dat ur useless MANCHI of a friend!

I JUST one SETTLE SOMETHING!


LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

if i catch you, i go blow your fùcking brains. Buyakabuyaka

siofra:
Fine, short man. The only short man I can tolerate

will you suck his dick for cash

jeromeekugbere:
I for like join o, I get the Skil, it's going to waste and I'm not getting paid for it

lets have a threesøme with my gf. You suck pussy?

joshuaidibia:
4 big black cocks fearsome foresome

show us your cöck

MartinsD12:
Hmmmmm OGa movie director weldone sir

apply now

armadeo:
S1 was fine after that I lost interest. The villain was cool.

Reminds me what of warrior has it been cancelled

Sunny can fight. The widow is fine

Into the badlands s1e1

Achilles100, baddestguyp, anopheles mosquito wish me luck

Beorn:
Moonfall (2022) 3/10.


Words fail me in describing this movie. The movie moved from promising to ridiculous level of cluelessness. The script put the M in mediocre.

who directed it?

MrSly:
Sex is the easiest thing to get from ladies in Nigeria. Not insult or banter just the obvious truth. You don't need to pay anything or give anything for sex. Just be the man you are and she will be running to you with with serious advances. It will be left for you to know whether you eat what was served to you or ignore it. Most often if not all the time I do ignore. Who sex eeep?

then who are the people paying for sex

Amedino99:
I feel there is no need for a new thread if it will still be composed of the old users. Given the history of the thread right from when we failed to make afcon due to the loss against Egypt, we have won games, lost games, insulted each other, made friends, formed cliques and all. This thread is a memory that should never be deleted. It is a place we have come to call home. As tradition, we should just change the name of the thread to reflect current situation. We still have afcon qualifiers to look forward to. Hopefully this would allow us to be realistic in our expectations of the team

I recommend a new name for this thread: Dream Eagles "Time to Rebuild from the scratch" Abi Andrewbaba44 how you take see am

I think Emmanuel Dennis and lookman should replace chukweze and Moses on the wing going forward. Igalo and Musa should leave the national team.