Shelloween:
Our leaders killed him. If our resources were utilized, nobody would dream of travelling outside the country to do petty jobs.

he's gone from frying pan to fire. Jee nke Oma

ZombiePUNISHER:
What is a sanusi doing in the US after voting Buhari...


He should have been in the country enjoying change..

babeosisi:
Buhari chai,you see wetin you cause
Why will a 59 year old be delivery pizza ?
Booboo is to blame for his death

zombie punisher:
What is a sanusi doing in the US after voting Buhari...


He should have been in the country enjoying change..

babeosisi:
Buhari chai,you see wetin you cause
Why will a 59 year old be delivery pizza ?
Booboo is to blame for his death

iGist:


A Nigerian Domino’s pizza-delivery driver, Abdulganiyu Sanusi, 56, was shot and killed in a daytime robbery, on Saturday, and now, police in Pittsburgh are trying to find the suspect.
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The shooting occurred in the afternoon, on the 100 block of N. Saint Clair St. in East Liberty, according to reports. Sanusi arrived, got out of his car, and a witness heard someone say “give me your money,” followed by a gunshot.
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The shooter fled and Sanusi died at the scene. A Domino’s spokesperson released a statement to WTAE, saying, “The idea of an innocent man being gunned down in broad daylight in the act of doing his job, is beyond words.”
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They are hopeful law enforcement finds the suspect soon. The incident is under investigation.

News via Gistmore :: http://gistmore.com/nigerian-pizza-delivery-man-killed-daylight-robbery-u-s-photo

ignant:
Boko haram are fighting for an enthronment of Sharia which is a fundamental tenet of Islam.

The Northern governors already imposed Sharia as a form of Islamic legislation in their territories and this is the actuality by Boko haram.

A Muslim believes in Sharia, which is exactly what Boko haram is implementing. Do not be fooled by their serpentine reticence. They are in oneness with Boko
haram in ideology.

Islam must find answers to why over 90% of current
terrorists profess the faith. The rise of far-right and
conservative movements in many countries makes
their persecution imminent and inevitable.

JamaicanLove:
So this girl have been killed at the end



This country na shìt.

OsuEbonyi:
Sensible Yorubas... please don't support that fura sipping Fulani Muslim from Daura. Abandon your son Osinbajo and your sense of self preservation and vote for the tea sipping Christian evangelist Atiku from Nsukka.

Omo e ni o ni sedi bebere kabo ileke si Idi omo elo miran...
YORUBA RO NU OOOOO....

paramakina202:
If Buhari wins second term Nigeria economy will be like that of Venuzuela and Somalia in terms of security.
Nigerians be wise and don't give the devil a second chance.

goodnessme1:
Is only yoruba muslims that will still vote for buhari because their god Tinibu says so.


We yoruba christians are wiser now.

Masama:
Buhari is a failure

zombieTRACKER:


They said only a Yoruba slave can vote for Buhari

And you are here chanting sai barber...

Seems you are a Yoruba slave..

Oga080666419419:
most Yorubas are products of incestuous affair between cousins, nieces and nephews, yorubas practice inbreeding aswell

zombieTRACKER:


I don't think you read the thread...
Igbo is not anywhere in the write Up
It's about the Yoruba Shiites and the Yoruba slaves

immhotep:





CC onyeoga madridguy buhariguy omenka shalomc iceberg3 yarimo odvanguard pointzerom t9ksy imperialyoruba odvanguard yorubaassasin alariiwo lzaa ngeneukwenu captaing00d roger3d IbrahimDamola jumpandpas greenback amarabae tossie101 goodnessme1 0monnak0da

Abfinest007:
anybody who vote for this lifeless buhari is as lifeless as buhari

Maseke:
WARNING: DO NOT RE-ENFORCE FAILURE

EmekaBlue:
Buhari should just go back to daura and sleep...

Maseke:
WARNING: DO NOT RE-ENFORCE FAILURE

Brains1990:
Are there Yorubas who are not freely born?

DaddyELEPHANT:
certainly not Joblessness but creativeness

Alexaonfleek:
no be by force oooo

ekanDamie:

How much money have u made?
U guys just say it like there's dat easy route where money flows.

Aka keep hustling

lalanice:
there's no such thing as what it takes. The man must discipline himself or I'm out.

juanjo2:
man wey dey tell u say he loves u everyday get work nii
it's only a Yoruba man that will start calling a girl friend" my wife" immediately they are in a relationship that can even end the next day
#team love

lalanice:
nothing.






There is no way he would have been my man if he has eyes that stares at women like that

divinehand2003:
President Muhammadu Buhari has released a new Executive Order into law.

The new order is meant to regulate money laundering and tax evasion.

The President released the new Executive Order number eight, tagged “Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularization Scheme, VOARS,” on Wednesday

The new Executive Order (008) took effect from Monday, October 8, 2018, the day it was signed by President Muhammadu Buhari.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity Garba Shehu, made this known in a Facebook post on Wednesday.

Nigerian taxpayers who hold offshore assets and incomes are expected to, within a period of 12 months, declare voluntarily those assets and pay taxes on them by the order.

When they do this, they should expect to derive certain specified benefits.

According to the order, “any taxpayer who truthfully and voluntarily complies with the conditions of the scheme, pays a one-time levy of 35 percent on the total offshore assets or pays all outstanding taxes, penalties and interest after forensic audit of their offshore assets and income shall obtain immunity from prosecution for tax offenses and offences related to offshore assets, among others.

“Equally, failure of any defaulting taxpayer to take advantage of this scheme shall, at the expiration of the scheme result in investigation and enforcement procedures concerning offshore assets anywhere in the world pursuant to information now readily available through automatic exchange of information between Nigeria and foreign countries.”

In accordance with the new order, the Federal Government, through the office of the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice will set up a VOARS in Switzerland for all categories of taxpayers who have defaulted in the declaration of their offshore assets, payment of taxes due and collectible subject to the fulfillment of the terms and conditions as stipulated in the order, or any other subsequent complementary regulations that follow.

To avoid the abuse of this process, the Federal Government makes clear that the “scheme is open to all persons, entities, and their intermediaries holding offshore assets and are in default of their tax obligations in any way, including those who are not already under investigation by law enforcement agencies in Nigeria or any other country and have not been charged with any crimes including theft of public funds or obtaining offshore assets through corrupt practices.”

In signing the order, President Buhari noted that under the Nigerian law, every citizen has the duty to declare his or her income and assets and pay taxes on them but regretted that this, in most instances, had not been the case.

“The sad reality is that efforts to recover these taxes from defaulters through litigation are often frustrated by the complications caused by the change in the character and nature of such assets, insufficient financial intelligence, long delays in courts, among several other reasons,” the President said.

President Buhari is optimistic that the new scheme will help to facilitate the expedient regularization of offshore assets connected to Nigeria and lead to “a new expanded tax base for the Federal Government, and also fund the Nigeria Infrastructure Fund in Switzerland.”

http://dailypost.ng/2018/10/10/breaking-president-buhari-releases-executive-order-8/

lexy2014:

lexy2014:

this is typical of APC and its supporters. d use of invectives and personal attacks to pass on their message. am sure u can make ur point without getting personal. like i told u, dont say something u cant defend cause already i should b d one telling about sense deficiency but i dont do that. i believe in giving people d benefit of d doubt.

atiku was a good person when those statements were made u say. what made him good then and what made him bad now? d money APC said he stole, was it stolen b4 those statements were made or after d statements were made? pls check d dates again

Divay22:
So a friend lieing to cover up the other means loyalty.
Well, to each is own.

bigzic:
A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:-

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ?
Friend num 1:- Omg ! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend.
# hangsup

Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup

Friend num 3:- I said it !! I said it !! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup

Wife, mouth agape, ���, calls husband's friends, asking the same question:-

Friend num 1:-oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey ? Abeg do dey go house, your wife dey fine you"

Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Guy wetin you dey do like this...���...you dey Bleep up ooo? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road"

Friend num 3:- Madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, (taps empty bed) 'oh boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk"

So tell me,

Who has better friends

#copied

Mokenano:
I started masturbating July 2017, tho I enjoyed it the first time but it keeps going on and on to the extent that I can't do without masturbating at least 4 times a day. I started doing things I don't do before, anytime I see a girl, the first thing that comes to my mind is her unclothedness and how she's gonna look down there.

Then I started masturbating with naked pictures in my mind, later with nude pictures, later Nude Gif images and now I watch porn . I'm not happy with this and I don't know how to stop it.

I'm thinking of telling this friend of mine Vivian, she preaches the word of God to me and pray with me as well maybe she can pray for me but I'm scared she might see me as a bad guy and start avoiding me.

Nairalanders please help me, I'm just 20yrs old.

lexy2014:

what have u guys been doing since all these years? its now that he has won primaries that APC knows he stole money.

DonFreshmoney:
How clueless can a president be U can't collect tax on an offshore property u Dundee..

Make I join Atiku and tinubu laugh this lifeless individual

lexy2014:
y has EFCC not brought charges against atiku 4 stealing $40m from nigeria?

anayolity:


Baba stop talking Nonsense.....shebi nah she born the guy ni?? how she go carry am go abroad you know who dey finance the whole process Some of Una sef dey piss person off for this Nairaland...

If you near me this night , you no for know where the slap for come from

ekanDamie:
I feel so hurt right now. My babe leaves in a few hours as she got PR
In a foreign country. She's leaving me behind in this country and I swear it hurts.
I'm scared that at some time illd have to move on cos despite
How much I love her this distance is too much for me to keep up with
I feel gradually, we will drift apart and I will bid another farewell to
An amazing relationship.

I have plans, burning plans to relocate too, but its very expensive for me ATM.
I'm just depressed at this moment cos I don't think I can be in love like this again.

funmisticqueen:
abi. how was your day by the way

funmisticqueen:
i can, and just did, see my other mention. Besides nairaland is home to my alterego. let the vulgarity run wild

funmisticqueen:
expose him pls, and post the nudes

funmisticqueen:
fvck you nigga, see if he is dating her for almost a year and he doesn't know what he wants to do with her then he is not man enough and a waste of time. In my opinion, if he doesn't want to marry her, he should let her go.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T APPROVE OF DATING YOUR AGE MATES, THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THEIR LIVES YET. OLDER MEN HAVE THEIR SHIT PULLED TOGETHER

Though i dont get why she wants to settle down at 25 when life is just starting. it is not a yoruba thing, it is an illiterate thing.

funmisticqueen:
isn't that all they are after, dogs the lot of them