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Naija girls will be jealous of this sh!t.

With all those things behind, if she doesn't got brains she's as useless as naija girls..

Beauty attracts a man but brain keeps a man

honestman1985:
]Any lady BTW the age of 24 to 35 that's ready for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage . tribe: Yoruba and should be a working class. Location : lagos ,Ogun, ibadan,osun. You can whatapp me on 09097069192. (Serious minded only ).

Op go and work and your money will attract girls into your life..

Stop this joblessness

AnonymousIP:
@APROKOGIRL

This one is for the virgins in the house

1. This is you when the pastor says all virgins should come out

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2. Your mother's face

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3. When a guy says he used and dumped you

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4. This is how you sleep at night knowing unwanted pregnancy is not your portion

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5. You don't have to worry about STI

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6. When you friends are talking about Postinor2 and calculating their ovulation

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7. When your friends are talking about their first time and how horrific it was

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8. When your period is late but you are not bothered because you know it's just your hormones messing around

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9. Oh and if you've done everything apart from penetration, biko number one is not for you thanks

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BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/12062/all-the-things-you-can-relate-to-if-you-are-a-virgin-meme-collection/

cc; lalasticlala

According to research 70% of disvirgin young girls in Nigeria were disvirgined at early age between 10 - 16yrs while 30% got disvirgin from 17yrs.

There are only 0.2% Virgins in Nigeria.

Gistformant:
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Mavin first lady and singer Tiwa Savage egaged in playing gamble with Starboy signed artiste, Ceeza Mili. See the huge amount of money on the table both left and right all in dollars.

Gist from Gistmore :: http://www.gistmore.com/tiwa-savage-pictured-gambling-see-wards-dollar-cash-table

Being with Tbillz couldn't let her display her Prostitution skills publicly. She was bin caged. Went she left Tbillz she got License to bleep around.

Shameless woman

Jamariwolff:
After breaking this relationship over a lil fight which involved him making fun of my academic performance, I blocked him on WhatsApp nd told him to stay away from me offline.
He's handsome and fun.
I'm not my self anymore, I'm presently awake from a hangover yesterday evening over this same issue


I miss those funny night chats with this guy, but I can't get my proud self to apologise right now.

So what should we do for you?
Will you leave the young man alone to focus on his future.

You women are needy.. Spit!

vybzkartel:
I am quite new at this workplace
First day at work, I gave my number to a guy colleague and I took his, she was around and was like "ei, me too get me some of the number oo" but I pretended I didn't hear. Later on, she was moody to me. She never greeted me. Once she was together with a guy colleague so I called out the guy's name and greeted, and it outraged her, she left and whined by the fact that I didn't greet her. We became foes. I took the initiative to be cool with her.

One time whilst I was cool with her, she requested I buy her panty, though it was on a light note and there were other colleagues there. I began chatting her on social media and she was responding. She said I could call and chat her anytime. I invited her for a hangout and she came to my surprise. I told her I loved her, and she said if only I had come a little earlier, and that she is seeing someone.

Afterwards, she still entertains my every call and chat. However I decided to withdraw a bit and she got back to her old moody style. I decided to be cool again and last week, she saw this armband on my hand and she says I should buy one for her. Do you think this girl could be interested in me? What do I do? Should I buy her the armband?

She's interested in your pocket simple!

Leech is her middle name.
All naija girls are leeches.

From buy me an armband to send me airtime to send me some money to buy me birthday gift and the list is endless.

My advice:
Blacklist her number on your phone, block her from all your social networks. Avoid her. Cannel ur time and Resources into developing yourself and pursuing your dreams. Focus on money making and make a hell lot of money. when you are ready to settle down travel abroad and get yourself a tender white girl and marry.

Naija girls are written_off

15Ebisco:
Following the rumoured split between pop star Rihanna and her billionaire beau Hassan Jameel, eagle-eyed people have kept watch over the dating life of the singer.

Rihanna was recently spotted with a mystery black man whom MTO claims is a ‘wealthy African man’

The duo was pictured leaving the ‘Scotch’ nightclub in Mayfair after having enjoyed a late night outing.

See more photos below;

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/06/moved-on-rihanna-spotted-with-rich.html

Women are prostitutes by nature. You can't change them no matter how hard you try

24hoursreporter:
Technological advancement has made life in the 21st century both fun and challenging. It is fun for the millennial who moves along with technological tides, while it is challenging for those who decide to remain stagnant. Generally, there are four currencies in the 21st century that will make life easy when you have any of them. These currencies are; ideas, information, relationship and skills. However, our focus on this article will be on one of the currencies of the 21st century – skills. So, sit back and read the skills that are super useful to know in the 21st century.

Regardless of the job you do, you should learn one of these skills that are super useful to know in the 21st century. This will make you to be a solution provider in whatever situation you find yourself.

There are certain skills that are useful in every job. And when you make sacrifice to learn these skills you will become indispensable in your department. This will definitely be a great plus to your career growth.

List of Skills That Are Super Useful To Know In The 21st Century

#1 Photoshop

Photoshop is one of the skills that are super useful to know in the 21st century. Irrespective of your role in an organization, there will always be the need to resize image or put together graphics, this is when knowledge of this skill becomes necessary.

So, try to learn the basics of Photoshop. Fortunately, learning a skill is very easy in the 21st century. You can easily learn it on YouTube and become an expert in no time.

#2 Microsoft Excel

Microsoft Excel is a software that most people use in the office on daily basis. This is due to the fact that most jobs in present day organization are data driven.

Unfortunately, most people use only the most minimal functions of excel. They don’t know how to unleash the full power of the tool. If you take sometime to learn excel, you will be more productive at work.

#3 Project Management

Project management is also among the skills that are super useful to know in the 21st century. Most projects fail because people think project management is an innate skill and they end up managing project without having the requisite knowledge.

So, try to learn the basics of project management like; how to carry everybody along, how to hold people accountable etc. Project management skill will make you to be more effective on your job.

#4 Presentation

Presentation is another useful skill to know but some people believe that it is all about reading a slide. It goes beyond this as you have to master the art of presentation to be able carry your audience along.

Well, check How to Start a Presentation That Will Capture Your Audience for better understanding of presentation.

#5 Microsoft Power point

Power Point and Presentation skills go hand in hand. Your Power Point skill will always complement your presentation.

With a perfect understanding of power point, you will be able to create great slides.

#6 Coding

Coding is also among the top skills that are useful to know in the 21st century. According to Stephen Hawking, “Whether you want to uncover the secrets of the universe, or you just want to pursue a career in the 21st century, basic computer programming is an essential skill to learn”.

#7 Digital Marketing

Digital Marketing is another great skill that applies in several functions in an organization. Understanding basic website design, SEO, social media optimization, sales copy contents etc. will make you a solution provider.

#8 Writing

Writing is among the top skills that are super useful in the 21st century. In our various offices, we are sometimes required to write email, reports, draw up contracts and other form of writing.

When you take time to develop your writing skill, you will become a valuable member of your team.

#9 Networking

Another great skill to learn is networking. Networking is good for your career and will lead to more opportunities and stronger relationship.

#10 Sales

Finally, Sales is a skill every professional should learn. Even if you are not performing sales role, you should at least know how to sell yourself.

There may be time in your career when you will need this skill to push forward. So, understanding the basics of selling will help you in your career.

These are the 10 skills that are super useful to know in the 21st century. Learn them and become a solution provider.

Source: http://www.24hoursreporter.com/2018/06/18/10-skills-that-are-super-useful-to-know-in-the-21st-century/

Your number 6 should be number 1

adamasmag:
Every lady needs to be mentally, physically and emotionally ready before getting married. Yes! marriage takes a lot to make it work. For many women, marriage is something they’ve been looking forward to since they were a little girl. While it’s undoubtedly an exciting and momentous experience in life, it’s far from the only life-changing and all-important event. For this reason, it’s best not to rush your trip down to the altar. This is true even if you’ve been with your significant other for several years  or even decades.

Below are some lists that can help prepare you mentally, emotionally and physically for a successful and long-lasting marriage.

1.Create a Life That You Love *Without* a Partner
That way, when he shows up, you’re already grounded. You’re not dependent on him, and you'll be more likely to find someone who loves you and your passions.

2. Create a List of Five Values It's Important Your Partner Has
Say, for example, that finding a partner who follows a sustainable lifestyle is absolutely crucial for you. Put that on the list as a reminder not to compromise on your core values. Disclaimer: If you feel that your priorities are shifting and that what you thought was a dealbreaker value isn't really a dealbreaker value anymore, then by all means, change your list. It's not set in stone. But if the guy you're heading down the aisle with right now doesn't meet one of the criteria on your list—and you still feel it's important—then it may be time to re-evaluate your relationship before you make a big mistake.

3.Learn How to Be Alone without Being Lonely
Need some help? Try taking yourself to dinner once a week or planning one night a week just for you. You’ll find that whatever you choose to do in those moments is what you really want to do. And knowing how to “find your chill” is crucial because it means that you don’t need outside validation to feel whole—and you don’t put unfair expectations on your partner to keep you entertained. In turn, you’ll likely encourage your partner to pursue his hobbies, too, which will create a healthy interdependent relationship. It’s better to rely on each other completely equally than to have one person do the heavy lifting, which will likely cause tension down the line.


4.Create Time and Space in Your Life for a Relationship
You know that whole idea of "If you build it, they will come?" The same goes for your love life: If you make room in your life for a relationship, you're way more likely to find that one falls into place. And if you have an S.O. but don’t invest enough time or effort into your partnership, chances are you won't have it for long.

5. Agree on How You and Your Partner Will Handle Your Finances.
You may have been managing your own finances for a while now, but once you meet the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, figuring out how to share a bank account can get tricky. Discuss financial biggies (read: any potential debt you'll need to manage, what you're comfortable paying for rent or a mortgage, what the price cutoff should be for discussing an impulse purchase, how much you want to try to save each month, etc.) in advance so you know what you’re dealing with from the get-go.

6. Stop sharing every detail of your relationship with others
When you first met or started dating, you might have unveiled every tiny detail about your now  to your friends and maybe even your family. But now that you’re serious, it's important to preserve and protect the integrity of the relationship. “When you get mad, no Facebook rants or cryptic quotes about a fight you may be having and no more calling all of your friends for consensus about whether you are right or wrong in an argument,” says Nelson. “Your marriage is sacred and what happens in your relationship needs to stay in your relationship.” She suggests instead, leaning on a trusted best friend to blow off steam or find a therapist that you can confide in and learn skills to be a better mate and get through conflicts.

7. Learn To Cook
No, Noodles doesn’t count as food.


http://www.adamasmagazine.com.ng/things-every-lady-should-do-before-getting-married/

8. Don't be a leech
9. Stop Prostitution

pzphoto:
Cover your breast for ur hubby, IG user come for bride with Cleavage baring wedding dress.

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what did u expect from a ho.e?

JupiterGeekVII:
I'm just glad that she's not black.

why are u glad?

God punish women

dvkot:
So me and my girl have been together for about 2years, and she was the one who approached me. but regardless I love her and we are mentally married even planned a future together.
This morning she went to charge her phone somewhere, and I also went to charge mine too, so I just went to to her whstsapp and saw her complaining of pain due to the rough sex.
my heart has been shattered I dnt even know what to do... this my cousin is way older than me and is married, if I confront her Shey may tell him and he may try to hurt me. so pls guys tell me what to do

Op don't brk up with her.
Just convert her to sexdoll and be fvckin her anytime u get hornny

dvkot:
So me and my girl have been together for about 2years, and she was the one who approached me. but regardless I love her and we are mentally married even planned a future together.
This morning she went to charge her phone somewhere, and I also went to charge mine too, so I just went to to her whstsapp and saw her complaining of pain due to the rough sex.
my heart has been shattered I dnt even know what to do... this my cousin is way older than me and is married, if I confront her Shey may tell him and he may try to hurt me. so pls guys tell me what to do

knock urself real hard. Why?
Because u are a mugu.


Buy your cousin a bottle of beer. Why?
Because he is a MVP.


Kick your gf outta ur life. Why?
Because she is a prostitute.


The earlier guys realized that naija girls are all prostitues the better for them..

Stay away from relationship it benefits dem ho.es not u.

Whoever said being in a relationship is a free ticket to poosie was dumb. There's no such tin as free $£X.

Even ur wife will charge u for $€X directly or indirectly.

If a man cheats it's normal though I don't support the act. If a woman cheats such woman needs to bed space at yabaleft. This is why:
men fvck with their brains while women fvck with their emotions.
A man cheating on his woman does not mean he doesn't loves her. He does.
A woman cheating on his man simply means her love for that man is no more.
No woman who truly loves her man would cheat on him.
A man might cheat on his woman but yet he truly loves his woman.
This thing is called nature.

Rachelsblog:
Twitter user Brooke was moved to tears after her friends surprised her with an SUV all to celebrate her birthday, The excited white girl shared the photos on her page, congrats to her, See below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/lady-shocked-as-her-friends-contribute.html

I opend this thread I tot it was in Naija.

Naija friends are fairweathers especially the ladies..

OmoAlata1:
You mean a cheap prostitute like your mother. Cos she is a good teacher

olosho

Earthbound:
It would have made sense if he showed proof it is an original and not a knockoff before sparking up.

what prove?
So for ur mind 31k is a big money.

Guys waste that on drinks and prostitues everyday.

OmoAlata1:
You are big fat fool. Next time, don’t post your nonsense in a public forum if you don’t want anyone to have opinion on it.

what opinion do you want to have when the obvious is the truth?

Y'all are terribly useless, senseless and cheap prostitues.

Our ladies are so terrible.
Very useless. Sometimes I wonder if the substance God used in creating women isn't enough to mole a brain and put in dem.

They fix long finger nails d can't even hold their pants to wash.
I once saw one taking her bra and pants to a dry cleaner.

What the do is sit at home cross their legs watch tv gossip and bleep any man dat comes their way.

Philpham:
No man is worth any faithfulness. The girl should enjoy her life

ho.e identifies with ho.e

marisdgreat:
so all guys don't cheat abi, if there is any mistakes from a girl u guys won't hesitate to generalise all girls but if it were to be a guy the reverse is d case. so if all of them cheat I am very sure the females in your family and generations are all included

u called cheating a mistake? Anyway I dont expct much frm a ho.e

BloggersNG:
Imagine you Caught your woman in another man's house, and she gives you this kind of Reply, Then you know its time to move on, Popular Twitter user Nextdoor has just shared a convo between a lady who cheated on her boyfriend and the reply she gave hum, after been caught.. I feel sorry for the guy tho.

See below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/man-catches-his-girlfriend-cheating.html

women are prostitues by nature.

Until someone invent an iron pants with padlocks were a lady wears and get her poosie lockup am not getting into any relationship.

Bigmugu:
@NAIRATREND

A Twitter user, @Am_Blujay took to the platform to share photos of a pretty lady with the 'three boyfriends', she's currently dating.

According to the Twitter user, 'she looks happy with all three them that's what matters.'

See full photos below.

GIST VIA -
https://nairatrend.com.ng/twitter-user-shares-photos-of-a-lady-with-the-three-boyfriends-shes-dating-photos/

this one just the learn work

people like
Preshy561
jessca048
Oyindidi
SijoO1
kimbraa
cococandy
Pataricatering
NwanyiAwkaetiti

have over 15 boyfriends and at least 5 suger daddies.

Prostitues everywhere

Gossipblogger:
Popular Evangelist Uncle Sola has dished out powerful advice again, This time its about Marriage, Yesterday been Fathers day he declared that Marriage where one spouse gets to lock his/her phone before sleeping is a Yahoo Marriage, He even gave reason, Read below and comment if you agree with him.


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/any-marriage-that-you-lock-your-phone.html

whether she locks her phone or not as far as she is a naija girl she will cheat on u.
The ones that even lock their phones might not cheat but yet all naija women are who.res. Whoring is an inbult spirit in a woman's body

Frankicent:
Lolz that NwanyiAwkaetiti na bottomless pit

i swear! Dat NwanyiAwkaetiti own d smell self.

Frankicent:
Lolz that NwanyiAwkaetiti na bottomless pit

i swear! Dat NwanyiAwkaetiti own d smell self.

Poosie niggah.. Why would a woman decides where a man should go and shouldn't?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Your obsession with my female part is getting out of hand though. Visit yabaleft Biko.

emelda86 says she uses nature chemical to tighten are poosie. Pm her to get where u can buy it. Don't worry abt d cash I will pay as far as ur borehole gets tight a little. Let me help ur ministry small.

Duru009:
If you hit the right spot, she will certainly moan !!!

bro hit d right spot how?

Am always shocked wen I stroke dis ho.es and dey dont moan.

80% of them complain I have big cassava and the are always against me carryin their legs up sayin I might injure dem dat carryin legs up is for small preek.

I even finger dem d still don't moan..

Naija girls can make sex frustrating for a guy..

emelda86:
Mine is very tight

But I hope its not 1inch

Cos I don't like that type of small one that can't stroke well

what chemical do u used to make it very tight? Kindly give NwanyiAwkaetiti to make hers a bit tight. Hers is very wide.