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I say Nigeria we wail thee! See your products! Yahoo babes! ![]() |
I beg make una help me reach 1000 post for Nairaland oh! To crown my happy 4th of July! ![]() |
All this love for me! I don hammer! In fact I don buy NASA! ![]() |
He he he he he! welcome oh! Idumota Ogbanje!9ja4eva:No now stay here and keep me company for I am lonely! ![]() |
MADAM ROCA FELLA ABI MAMA FELLA! I see you profile oh! so you sabi go beach? That your bobo fine oh! who dash monkey banana? he he he he he! ![]() |
I see say you carry some Idumota virgins come with you! Una really sound alike! Una dey sleep for the same bed? he he he he he! Laff wan kill me! Seun grandmama and grandpapa of Nairaland don report on duty oh! Nairaland old cargos! ![]() |
You don really tire! Only 2 lines after all the tirade? Come on! You can do better! Area mama! Because I keep you quiet, you think say you don buy cemetary? My friend STFU! |
2 9ja4eva With over 10500+ postings to your credit, I see Nairaland don tire you! I beg make you give chance for fresh blood like us oh! Kai! you don "kra" (old) for hai oh! Area mother of Nairaland! Now you act your Nairaland age please! Nairaland "old" cargo! Abi you be Seun grandmama? Please try and retire my dear!@Topic My candid thoughts about Nigeria = a lost cause, a sheep without shepherd, forgotten by God, breeding ground for imbeciles and crooks, MALARIAL AND JAUNDICED INTEL, tribalistic cannibals, sociopathic-psychopaths, disease haven, area politics, academic lilliputians, retarded judiciary, cancerous police force, the everlasting hell hole for 9ja4eva! Clinton "08! Obama ''08! I hereby officially relinquish my Nigerian passport to 9ja4eva so "it" can see what an "american" visa looks like! he he he he he! 9aja4eva love, ye ye dey smell follow you oh! Lokoja bush meat! ![]() |
[quote author=md_dude link=topic=37160.msg1263832#msg1263832 date=1183593088]so many african marraige are breaking down abroad because a lot of Nigerian men wont leave their traditional way and get with the system. Number one, the system favors women more than men generally and some men don't know how to deal with that. Some still see marriage the way their father saw it years ago in Nigeria. guys! the rule has changed. The rule states you have to help your way in some ways not just sitting your fat ass watching TV while you expect your wife to labor away in the kitchen. The worst part of this is guys that go to Nigeria to bring a wife to the west thinking they can still control them when they bring them here. It just doesnt happen again. There is a guy that I know that anytime he and his wife has a problem, he would threaten the wife that he would chase her out of of the house. Of course it didnt take time for the wife to know he couldnt do that and one heated situation one day the wife called 911 and he was bounced off the house. You have to be really close to the family to know what kind of verbal/emotional abuse the woman has been going through. Ordinarily people would say, "he brought her to the US, see how she treats him now". Not know the woman had no other choice but to do that. I know someone that[b] insisted his wife has to cook for him in the morning [/b] when the wife resumes work at like 6am and she had to leave home at around 5:15am to get to work. How unrealistic can that get. For her to get out of the house by she had to wake up like around 4am to get the kids ready while the father is sleeping away. What stops the hubby from preparing himself breakfast? for someone to wake up at around 4am, what time do u expect her to sleep to have enough rest? Of course, they started having trouble and the wife had to call police one day when it became too much for her - The people in Nigeria didnt understand too - Dont know how things work here.[/quote]Please are you available? Any older brothers or uncles or nephews? Let us talk please! I think I might have someone for you if interested! ![]() Donzman:New generation Vs Old generation! New school Vs Old school of thought! New school= partnership, consideration, love, respect, humility, empathy, sharing and awareness! ![]() Old school= ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
@Topic Yes oh! It is a very good idea to go to Nigeria and get a spouse. May not work in all cases but it is definitely an option. Most people who have lived abroad for a long time just do not feel comfortable settling down with someone who has lived outside Nigeria too long! The Irony is that they look at themselves in the mirror and are not happy with what they have become due to the "abuse" and "conflicts" encountered with "culture shock"! MOST OF THE NIGERIANS LIVING ABROAD DO NOT TRUST THEMSELVES TO FALL IN LOVE AMONGST THEMSELVES! To much to handle in terms of frustrations living abroad! A JJC in Nigeria will not know the deal till 2 kids later! Oops! Too late to turn back now----The best thing is to start afresh! It is a cleansing feeling about "going back to home base"! Personally I will choose to marry someone from Nigeria first than marry a "damaged" good from here. By damaged I mean mentally abused by a foreign culture most are struggling to understand---especially if you were not born abroad. In America for example, the system can be very brutal and so you need to get some relief from something different than what you are use to dealing with on a daily basis abroad. Let us just say it is a psychological mind bender! [quote author=n-guage link=topic=64084.msg1263904#msg1263904 date=1183595264]i DONT KNOW, BUT SOMETHING INSIDE ME TELLS ME I SHOULD MARRY A NIGERIAN.[/quote]That's okay! We make good wives too---depends on how you handle us! ![]() |
9ja4eva:Come oh? Are you broke? What did you eat this morning or this evening? You guys are so anal that you cannot even recognizes a joke when you see it? Is it not in Nigeria that I lived for half of my life? If I like I call am wetin I like! Is it not my country too? See wahala? My dear look me well oh! I am not the type you can bully oh! I say I am in a good mood because I just win small lottery for here. Just let me know how much you need make I dash you! No need to pay back! You have seen my betters and you are devoting all this energy to me? he he he he he! You are very funny! You should be happy that I bring classic entertainment to your holy arses and give me an award! You lucky say I dey very good mood! I say I win jackpot! What is the exchange rate over there now so I can send some your way! ![]() |
See bad belle! I feel like a movie star! Andrew don check out oh! Nigeria go better! Laff wan kill me oh! Happy independence day America! Happy July 4th Nigeria! he he he he he! You guys have some serious issues! No wonder Nigeria is the way it is! I dash una the whole country! |
Kazaure:I beg make una see better write up! See Oyinbo flowing fluently! Constructive and to the point! Not emotional garbage! Kazuare, nice job! Danmasani:I say na una really get Nigeria! You are right! Avoiding these heated debates is a very necessary goal! Please keep up the good work! I am sick and tired of these people here with serious self denial and emotional politics---highly contagious! Love your level of reasoning! Please teach most parts of Nigeria please! It is nice to read from more level-headed folks around here without personal attacks! Please can you guys feature more on this forum so people like us can see things from other perspectives. This place is getting so boring with personal attacks! I say I sorry for Nigeria! |
Gamine:Na wah oh! Person no fit write for Nairaland again? Please petition Seun to kick me out I beg! Have a nice weekend! Me sef don tire for una! Like this is the only Naija web site in this world? I don suffer! I dash you this topic, your royal highness! I just got paid and off I go to spend some money! You are not going to spoil this weekend for me oh! Make I clear road for you --- I dey waka pass oh! ![]() |
ToToChoper: I don tire for una! You don't not know where to place me? Like I write like I do not know what I want? Fine! Have a good weekend! |
RuuDie:Okay oh! I will announce when I get divorced to prove to you that "my space" is important! ![]() |
[quote author=nimi-k link=topic=63404.msg1263436#msg1263436 date=1183582707]What happens to 34yr old GQs? Militia have always enjoyed your skewed sense of humour and quarellsome attitude though I do not pray to be on the recieving end But like the Poster says I sincerely disagree your noble and insightfull not to say beautiful take on this issue. Please oh Obirin0521 I'm 28yrs and i can buy my own toothpaste So if you can cut me a slack on your age bracket maybe u'll realise you have been too rigid about the age issue. You can im my yahoo if your curious.[/quote]Oh yeah! Quarellsome ke? I say fun loving and assertive! That is the problem with we Nigerians! We do not like the truth and you want everything said with a sugar coating on it! We can't all be diplomats abi? I have heard your concerns and I have made a note to be less quarellsome oh! Not to make friends but to respect your wishes so we can all have a wonderful time here! Thank you for your feedback. |
moondust:Sorry oh! I have bought my burial plot over here! This is where my family will bury me oh! My children will never smell Nigeria since I do not expect them to go over there to catch malaria fever. George Bush has adopted them kids! This agaracha or andrew has checked out for good! I am working for my retirement benefits now! Shioooooooooo! Come back come do wetin? Make una use me for rituals? If them send you come, tell them say I no dey for house! ![]() |
uchetobi:Shey you and my matter abi? Which one dey pain you inside? Why don't you come out and call my name specifically? Like I am intimidated by any of your arses on Nairaland? If I want to address you, I will be woman enough to do so without snide side comments. SO HERE GOES! Na you Logan give head? Just waka pass oh! Did any one drag you into sexuality section with your bible under your undeodorized armpit! You think everyone wants popularity from juvvy detention club like you! Madam I want to belong! At least "morally depraved or not" some of us have managed to finish school, get married, have kids and can talk on political issues and have full time jobs! Which one una don do? Cannot even contribute in other areas but stupid religion and sex! Please you guys should make your comments as appropriate or zip it! Holy virgins on how to lick this and how to suck that! How come you cannot contribute anywhere else on Nairaland? Miss Boring!viee:Gain popularity on Nairaland ke? Look, if you cannot verify what posters are writing here keep your doubting thomasines to yourself! Some of us are here to have fun ok? Do not really care about your "female bonding" group! Like some of us are short of friends in life and are looking to Nairaland to fill that void! Oh please! Who really gives the F**k what you think? If you are so inclined and the matter is bugging you so badly, I can dig Logan my so up to make you a believer! That is why I can never have female friends living within 2 interstate lines of me! Not only are you petty, you are shallow, hypocritical, ignorant, and conniving! All you do is get together like armed bandits and try to steer up gossips or mischief about yourselves! Do not even think of insulting me by adding me to your group! You Uchetobi are really why I hate christianity with your too know- holy holy attitude! Na here your mates dey find husband and make friends? Please if I make comment just waka pass! I stay away from una juvenile group as much as possible since other than breast and yansh we really have nothing in common! So leave me and my Logan alone oh! I do not want to join you guys in your miserable "heaven"! Rubbish! Moving around like herds of jobless cattle! WTF! You even had the nerve to wander into the politics section to attack me there! Look, just waka pass I say! People like you will make people like me kill Jesus again in the second coming! You are highly irritating with your religious bullshit! Your religious section is the most annoying to me and I will not even wander into that area if salvation from whatever depended on it---------with people like you in there, I will rather die a pagan! Una dey so religious na im Nigeria and the world dey as e dey so? Religious Bigots! |
Word oh Word oh! Story, story-------------story! |
Obirin0521:It is one of the many reasons some men are still searching! Like it or not! Sweet T:Please cool down oh! Nobody said green card is the main reason! It is just one of the reasons used as example plzzzzzzzzzz! The name is "MILITIA" please and do not wear it out by posting 2ice! 42 and 44 ke? Sorry oh! These are extreme cases with no hope oh! They are not Nigerians please so do not qualify as "eligible" Nigerian bachelors! These are "AKATAS"-TROPHIES! Please do not even mention those! With all the values and gents club membership--no marriage? or "issues"? Even if they are Hank Anuku of Nigerian HOMVIES! |
Esss:I beg no kill me with laff oh! I get serious headache for laff! You are right oh! The gap tooth is too much oh! His juju must be very powerful! You can imagine if na America or China IBB dey live? He would have dissapeared without a trace like many unknown soldiers! Only in Nigeria one man go take a whole country do "mugu"! ANIMAL FARM!People like MAMAJAMA are still dreaming of IBB and how to share his loot! ![]() |
Dis Guy:We don hear oh! Now that most of them do not have Immunity anymore, what is holding EFCC's tongue from at least licking their arses? Please Ibori was in North Carolina last 2 weekends ago for UNIBEN 2nd annual reunion and was talking rubbish from his arse and mouth at the same time in the name of making speech! The retarded abacha lover boy! Be like say make I take gun shoot im pot belle---so some dollars and pounds can fall out! Nonsense! After all the noise of seizing passports and apprehending this and that we are back to square one looking for the almighty evidence! I beg make we go siddon jo! |
Esss:Now we are talking! ![]() |
Mamajama:Why are you waiting for an Ibo man? Or you haven't killed enough of them in 47 years of Nigeria's history? What did the Yoruba man OBJ do? Please make you no let BIAFRALORD take ears hear this one oh! Make im no bring that im flag come out again for here oh! Please form your own "MOPOLS" from your village to catch IBB! Abi una dey fear to die? When it is time to clean up mess in Nigeria you will remember other tribes and go AWOL--absent without leave, but when it is time to wack money---you are MIA[b]--mobilized in action![/b] |
denex:I don tire! God where are you? We are really in trouble! Make we call "Terminator" and "Rambo" too to come help exterminate Nigeria oh! Kai! |
oboatioko:Sorry oh! This is not romance and sexualiy area of Nairaland! We do not discuss such rubbish here! Grow up! ![]() |
Dis Guy:At your age at 47, Nigeria is still rejoicing about half bread? The person that eats half bread can only shit half shit! See your level? Na constipation wan kill Nigeria so! ![]() |
oboatioko:Looking to the left and looking to the right before crossing the road to the other side for safety! Una dey see wetin I dey see so? From accross the road ]---shouts WELCOME BACK OH! |
Dis Guy:I wonder who and what made the loopholes so things are not straightforward? Like other countries have citizens with multiple heads! That is why I say get rid of the joker! Why we believe in half measures is what I do not understand! Ribadu is half measure so cannot effect any meaningful change! Hero:Of course we are good at copyrights and copylefts! Talk about putting old soured wine in new scented bottles! Nigeria is great at that---cannot even duplicate the real thing! what is the purpose of copying things that you cannot get right not to talk of improve upon? Sounds like retardation to me! [quote author=Iyke-D link=topic=63652.msg1260627#msg1260627 date=1183496657]@Milita Talk about being gullible, where are you going with "if they are feeding you" comment, how gullible is that? Who is "they"? Is "they" feeding Okonjo Iweala, Paul Wolfowitz, IMF, etc. too? I guarantee you even if Gani was given the job, he will be found wanting in all kind of manners. Happy 4th to you too![/quote]Let's cut through semantic chase here for a moment! People like Gani will work well if People like IBB and OBJ and all the non-entities in Nigeria will let them be! You cannot be working under such people and think you can do a good job! This is my problem with Ribadu! You know your hands will be tied and you are still there making noise? What exactly was the point taking the job? If you are going to be used as a foot stool to selectively execute the law? To help line your own pocket of course while you look the other way! |
Obirin0521:You might think it is an insult! But the reality of men here roaming around till 40 is well noted because they have been shackled to one "investment" for years and can only settle down when the coast is clear---PAPER WISE---! It is for real babe! |
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Which one dey pain you inside? Why don't you come out and call my name specifically? Like I am intimidated by any of your arses on Nairaland? If I want to address you, I will be woman enough to do so without snide side comments. SO HERE GOES! Na you Logan give head? Just waka pass oh! Did any one drag you into sexuality section with your bible under your undeodorized armpit! You think everyone wants popularity from juvvy detention club like you! Madam I want to belong! At least "morally depraved or not" some of us have managed to finish school, get married, have kids and can talk on political issues and have full time jobs! Which one una don do? Cannot even contribute in other areas but stupid religion and sex! Please you guys should make your comments as appropriate or zip it! Holy virgins on how to lick this and how to suck that! How come you cannot contribute anywhere else on Nairaland? Miss Boring!