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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Daddy oh oh Daddy

Freewilly:
Militia for reason I can't figure out, you remind me of someone.

Darling, you just never know? Do you need clues? Are you not wondering what this dude wants to do with your "busty" assets?

ghengis:

thank you o! i was wondering the same myself! Mairaland and de kin minds wey dey here sef!!! Na wa!

The topic no fear you?  Na wah oh!  We are now into body parts!   The dude did not even elaborate on what use or uses he had for them. Huh!

Freewilly:
I'm a very busty girl, what can you offer me

Thank you for volunteering my sista!  I do not qualify since I am above 23 years old.  He said no saggy titties oh! The juju fit vex oh!

Is it for rituals?!

Yes!  Everything is wrong when you declare your "love" with empty pocket!  I will not return those kind of calls too!  Na love I go chop? Soup wen sweet, na money kill am oh!

Get real babe! Na only you the guy go look till im die? Please learn to share your love!

Dis Guy:
to the ladies: so basically if you're looking for good stud/husband with rhythm in the sack go to the clubs
to the fellas: never marry a girl you meet in the club,

Bingo! If you observe the guys moves on the dance floor you can pretty much imagine how he will "knack" you! You guys do the same with "makossa Awilo" ladies abi?

@Topic
If you are a "christain" like me and you do not "shag" this "christain sister" you will be miserable for a long time!  Just stay in your marriage, shag the babe with condom of course, then repent later!   It is well with your soul jare!  NO LONG TINGY! Warri no dey carry last!

@Topic

Please where did you do your research or get your statistics from? Just curious!

@Topic
They are so many! So I play deaf, dumb, blind and dead stupid! Let the husband deal with them oh! I do not go near them at all! Even when we are under the same roof, I always find a way to dissappear. Not that I do not like them. I just love to remain a mystery to them to keep the respect going! Mother-in-law and Father-in-law are both dead, but truck loads of uncles, aunties, cousins, nieces, nephews, brothers and sisters!

kilode se:
Na so u dey biff am.

hi militia I made a proposal the last time we met here,
" n to ni o bunmi nko abi o ni bunmi mo, o ba saanu mi o bunmi"

to this thread
its a pity the good people of Oyo have suffered from the tight grip of adedibu.but no one can make any change for them,because they have to see the need for the neccessary change and pursue it. "we will do anything to ensure peace, even if it means fighting a war"

Translation please! Then I will know how to respond to your "proposal" as you call am!

doncaster:
another tribal idiot on the loose

Who mentioned anything about tribe here now?

kilode se:
hi militia wats up.


i receive such mails but i don't read beyond d first line before i dlete it.

Very well thank you! Is it not our Southern brothers and sisters from Nigeria that are writing all these thrashy 419 nuisance letters?

uyai:
there is nothing as sexy as a guy that can dance

i especially like a guy that can dance soukous, it breaks my heart. i'm just imagining right now, hmmmmmmmmmmm, then the slow dance,

This Uyai do lost finish! I agree with you oh! Soukous dance can tell a man's rhythm on the "grass"! A man that cannot dance cannot "shag" period! So ladies if you see those stiff men on the dance floor--just know that you have a lot to teach him!

Let the girls approach you first!

You get tired of sucking one "lolly pop" all year round! Need to spice things up a tad! Just for some fun!

@Topic

Sorry oh! Nothing you narrated here that does not happen all over the world including to Nigerian women! It is the nature of a "bad guy" not a "Nigerian thing"! Move on and try a white man for a change if you are so bruised!

married too long!

he he he he he! I SAY E GO REACH EVERYBODY TURN! Nigeria is a lawless society and till everyone personally feels the "pinch" then we will sit up!

chrisokw:
I ask again, where is Mohadana?

chrisokw:
Where is Mohadana, the Ijaw noise maker?

Shay you guys complained he was "uneducated"? Mohadana has gone back to night school so he can blow big big gramma like most of you! he he he he he!

More grease to your elbow oh! To my southern Nigeria brothers and sisters! 419 specialists! May you catch more "Mugus" than you can handle!

It is comforting to know that some of us have shame for babaric activities of some Nigerians afterall! I thought some of you were just blind "compatriots"! Now you will understand that what ever happens in any given part of Nigeria affect the whole of Nigeria and not any specific tribe! I SAY E GO REACH EVERYONE TURN! he he he he he Laff wan kill me!