₦airaland Forum

I beg try hurry oh!  Your geographical clock is ticking and humming! Sometimes you just take a plunge to get it right since you have been too careful and got it wrong! Try change tactics oh!

Sweet T:
@Aproko
I can give you a million reason why a quality man of 35 will be single. One main one is that, he must have fell in love with the wrong woman. Another one is he may have lost his sweetheart tragically !

Sorry no excuse! Most men are already ear-marked for potentials be available ladies even in the face of falling in love with the wrong woman or losing the right one! Goods of quality do now stay long on the shelf please! So try another excuse please! May be looking for green card!

drrionelli:
There's really no need to be defensive, sir. It was just a question. My apologies for having compromised your delicate sensibilities.

Can we still be friends? (I trust that my asking that question is not considered out of line.)

I am going to be like you when I grow old! What manners! Oh---what a perfect gentle man or lady! May my children be like you and not like me! Amen! Na you biko!!!!!

michelin89:
The topic should have been "Beware of girls in skirts".

Ladies that appear too holy are the ones to be scared of!

You sabi them well well! Under that ugly skirt, no pant oh! For easy SIM card insertion. Rub-bush!

Do people have more than one account on Nairaland? Well sorry I am sure Lauryn get seniority here in Nairaland! But I am from that area sha!

Okay!  I am just fun loving and "young at heart"!  Sorry been in America for 18 years so recalculate!  I have 2 bachelors degrees!  One  in Nigeria and one here!  Graduated with the second in 1997!  Been working for the past 15 years in America. Please everything get level!   Warri no dey carry last!  Make una find una true love oh!  

18 or 19 ke!  When my mama don pass 60! My papa na 70! Do not wish to be 18 or 19 again please to come and go thru all this crap in life again? TU-FIA-KWA! Oh girl make we just stick to the topic abeg!  All my sisters and brothers don marry sef born pikins sef and na me be the first born?  You no serious!

And the 4th on the way! Thanks to Nairaland!

Found it 3 times! in my twenties! My 10 year old, my 7 year old and my 3 year old! Thank you father!

^{peeping in} _{then waka pass je je!} ^{Nothing spoil!}

With a pregnancy of course! Sharp-Sharp! Straight to the altar before the "tin" begin show!

Leilah:
@militia please can you find him an ngozie becuase thats all that can put up with naija men and their nonsense.
he is a great father though he really is. But as I have said, I am not ngozie I am a good housewife for a white woman though I was even told that. But, as I have said I am not a silly ngozie that treats her man like a king and gets abuse in return. Coz that what they do to each other in his family. If their wives don't concieve with in six months they are 'fat bitches' justice for women please, in particular naija ladies as much as I admire their patience and respect for their husbands sometimes they let themselves be made mince meat of. BTW papers! that does not even cross mymind becuase I will not even get to the stage of signing them. I'll be the one gone by then

My dear take heart! We go thru the same things like you do! It is just that we have a different formula to solve our problems! Even if you are an "ngozie", you will still eat dust in a Nigerian man's hand. You just need to grow and assert yourself wisely! In as much as I encourge interracial "shagging", I do not encourage interratial marriages because of the high rate of failures related to "cultural differences"! So my dear reap the rewards of the Yahoo man being a good father and go find you a good husband!!!

Which patience and respect? We don reach police station sef! With serious documentation! Some don go jail sef go chop beans for about 24 hours! You wan try me? Please come to my house and see war at least every 6 months! It is not easy anywhere! We need refresher course on who is who in the house to maintain love and respect. Because we tend to forget who we are married to and take each other for granted! Patience and respect is a two way street oh! If you cannot get it there please check out as fast as you can! It does not get any better!

Kai! GAME OVER! This thread don spoil! _{running away---on tip toe!} Una don buy farm oh!

Gabe112:
hi mililtia. from your comments u sound very real. its kool but your email addy, shey u dey do kerewa true true

In fact too real!  I have never been fake in my life! Gat nothing to loose at this stage in life when I am looking forward to being a grandmother!  Let us leave that to the "virgins"!  As for the "kerewa" thing?  I do everything in  MODERATION!  I see you checked my e-mail?  I am looking for a picture my hubby will not recognize to post up there so I can put all these so called beauty queens on Nairaland to shame!  Make them understand wetin beauty mean! he he he he he!  

As for all of you that keep sending me those nasty e-mails, especially those bini bush pigs, keep them coming oh!  I just use them for extra entertainment and thrash them! Let me warn you that it is a "hotmail" account created only for Nairaland and only check it once a month!  So knock yourselves out!

Yup!  Why buy the milk when the cow is free of charge!  Co-habitation works to no ones benefit!  Male or female!  Just a longer sentence to seeing only one arse! What a bore!

adeboo:
Even though u havent said we shouldnt be too holy holy on this matter, i really do think when God tells us to avoid something its cause He knows they will hurt us.
Like i said, its just not something that i would do,i have seen cases of men that refuse to marry their live in partners. - it was horrible.

Don't even try to go there and sneak that "religious section" in here! We are watching you oh!

It depends on what your goal is or goals are!  If I want to achieve something or prove a point "exposure" of some things might come in handy-----LIKE THE BENJAMINS! The overall goal is not to get "respect" at that point!  So please let us stay focussed on what the overall intention is!  If na for respect, then we have other ways to to that and still gain the respect sha!   It is called CALCULATION  WITHOUT MISFIRING!

@Topic

Sure!  But do not bother discussing the contents with me!  I owe you no explanation!   I will not even dream of checking my hubby's phone.  Like I no get work or something.  When the time come for that "we go know who buy market"! A bloody waste of time!  Too confident for that type of rubbish! Thank God for America! Na for Naija that one go reign since a lot of people no get work!

Since Ijebu people do not travel, I never met one and do not know what it looks like. So cannot agree or disagree! Over to you in Ijebu land enjoy oh! I think you guys should stick to yaselves! Don't think if I was a guy I would smell that area since the tribalistic content exposed here is just a turn off! I will tell my available relations to steer clear of this area!

Mamajama:
Even the GOD FATHER was publicly executed In a mafia style on NYC street. All the gorillas that are guiding IBB will slip one day and someone will get close

Huh! See the result of watching too many oyinbo movies? Cannot even differentiate facts from fiction! Please read more till the reality of Nigeria dawns on you! As for IBB's loot, you are not going to smell it! So choose someone else from your village! Charity begins at home they say! Abi no corrupt big man for your village? Them full Naija now! So what is your own with IBB?

Anything is better than what is not working now!  Give which credit?  Credit for lunacy?  Sorry oh!  I am not that gullible! If they are feeding you, good! They are not feeding me! There are people who can do the bloody job but your loving fathers and mothers in "Bottom Power" government will not let them contest!  So do not play that game!  Gani no be person?  Please have a happy 4th of July and do not drink and drive!

I see!  It is a feud between the old generation crooks and the new generation crooks abi?  Keep waiting to IBB's loot!  The so-called Abacha loot went into OBJ's pocket and we did not see anything of it!  You guys are really twisted!  We are truly wired so so wrong!  Very Shameful!  Off to the romance and sexuality section jare!  Make una no come spoil the mood for my 4th of July bash! Make I go help Hilary Clinton or Barack Obama raise some money! People who know what they are doing! Not "TARDS"!

Mamajama:
Hausa people always stick together If Yar Adua give in to this pressure that will be precedence for his downfall. He need to be his own man and make his own decisions and not give in to any pressure from any angle. Ribadu performed in my book and he need to finish the job he started. All the people are scared because Ribadu is there they will never have peace of mind. Why is IBB name even still mention in Nigerian politics?

1.  I Pray that the northerners continue to stick together oh!  Something good for us in the south to emulate!

2.  IBB's name will keep coming us because that is the nature of the inner workings  of the typical "Nigerian" brain!  REDUNDANCY!  You keep looking at things you have failed in and forget the more pressing matters at hand!  Trying to play catch up! Living in the "yesterdays" an forgetting the "todays" and the "tomorrows"!  It is called a state of "CHRONIC AGBEKPOISM"!  Alway good in finishing last!  Specialists in "HAD I KNOWN"! Always trying to re-write history to make ourselves feel better! Kai!  WE CAN NEVER CATCH UP!  So listen up!  The time is now not redundant people that will set us back further!  When we have dealt with the present and put everything in place, the past will have no problems fitting into the present!  So people like IBB if still alive will be dealt with too!

Mamajama:
McKren why are you wasting your time replying that bushman that has never step a foot at the tarmac. Power does not go to jail where did Gotti died? people read one book and think they know about the mafia empire. what happened to all the italian mafia in Chicago and NYC? where are the Dutch Schulz,Lucky Luciano,Bugsy Siegel,

See wahala oh! Please we are dealing with "jungle justice" here in Nigeria and you are talking of civilized countries with documented stories of success in apprehending Sociopaths and Psychopaths! We don reach there? Ne kwe nu mo?

Na Todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Like if Ribadu dies today, Nigeria will never see progress? Please get rid of him and let people who know what they are doing take over! Ribadu this, Ribadu that! What a FAKE ZORRO! Abi na COUNTERFEIT ROBIN HOOD!

McKren:
IBB has no immuinity

Why not cash and carry him to jail.

Why must we glorify him after stealling and send other thieves to Jail

The man advising people to read Macavelli's books should also go and read about Geovani Falcone and how the Italian Mafia was destroyed.

The long and short of the story is a Mafia boss is powerful to the extent to which the Government forces are willing to bring them to book.

As far as am concerned bringing a retired treasury looter to book is no rocket science.

You forget that Nigeria is one of the countries in this day and age with "UNTOUCHABLE SYMDROME! It does not start with IBB you know? Where do you start is the question! Then how without the "preponderance" of Evidence! Statutes of limitation has lapsed oh! So please let us move in a different direction and stop crying foul! There are worse people than the gap-toothed general from Minna Mountains oh! Let us not allow statute of limitations to free these recent ones too!

I don buy market oh! he he he he he! Una go tire!

DRANOEL:
theres no sense arguing the obvious,truthfully you hardly here about a 419ner that is hausa,tiv,berom,idoma etc or foreign prostitutes from this bloc. but you can't say the same about the southners, agreed hausas might have destroyed the country within(this is arguably) but southners are doing a great job abroad

ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!  bells ringing in the wrestling ring!  PINFALL!  I just woke up and read this appealing response!  My sentiments all along that my darling fellow brothers and sisters  from that southern area are too ashamed to accept!  Preach am oh!  Preach am!  My belle sweet well well!

@DRANOEL!   50gunshots in the air for your happy July 4th!  I beg tell them true word!

mohadana:
you can also add Akwa Ibom girls, Abia,Asaba and Delta girls to that Italy menu.

And here comes the "ashewo" specialist and patron!  How do you know if you have not sampled all?   And what of your "ijawland" fisherwomen---specialists in water "bedmatics"?

oberon:
Danmasani I am not surprised @ that statement we all know that northerners NEVER travel out of the country for two basic reasons
(1)You are too busy milking the country dry
(2)You can't compete on the outside were things are done on merit and not tribal sentiment
Its a pity that you fail to remember and am sure any right thinking person would agree that Nigerias biggest criminals are their leaders who have been Northerners ala IBB.ABACHA,ABUDULSALAMI,BUHARI,or is it Sarki Mukthar who as governor of kaduna state was a disaster

Oh boy we agree!  But talk true small.  Southerners are also guilty of the above with our "ODU KING PIN" OBJ and all his kingsmen in about 11-12 years of Nigeria's history!  What a "humpity dumpity"!  The southerners are also guilty of international vandalism so making us the worse of the 2!  We are worse jo!  HABA!  See white, call am black!  See black, call am white!  Na wah for Naija oh!  Make una learn to talk true to receive salvation oh!   While I do not agree with the ambassador's castigation of any Nigerian outside Nigeria, I think we should focus on the facts!  We can deal with his incompetence and dereliction of duties later!  Southerners are way ahead of the corruption nuisance game especially internationally!  PERIOD!