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Some of us have not recovered and the damage is still unfolding! If you accept Nigerian credit or debit cards, you will be liquidated in less than six months and without trace. You will not be able to collect all your payments and you will be scarred for life!

Don't worry soulpatrol, I will think of more. I have watched so many Nigerian movies that I am frankly tired of their antics. Not improving at all! Those Igbo gals with their "igbo" phonetics na wah! At least the yoruba movies we know they are speaking yoruba. Amazingly enough 95% of the artistes are "theatre arts" graduates! But still terrible actors and actresses. I will not call names out of respect for what they think they are doing.

Good one for y'all. Have you ever watched Nigerian actors and actresses kiss on screen? You will think it is the whole head they use--nothing is visible except the necks!

Y"ardua arse like you!    Please go and remove that extra growth on your mouth and give Y'ardua back his arse! What a bore!

Peace be unto you! Thank the stars that men are not gods! I am sure your mouth looks like Y'ardua's left hand not to talk of his arse!

What a question! Just look at some of the responses we get on this website, you would have cleared all doubts! I no call names oh!

Thank you my husband and kids like am like that! To each his own. Why are you so personal? Don't have to like me. Just make your comment and respect others. It is the time of the month so let me give you some last warning! BACK OFF!

And you say you dey america?  GWB, the original cowboy is used to brush teeth every morning and used as butt wipe with every bodily waste passage!  No one has received more insult than Bush--we respect the office not the person occupying it.  Please recognize!

The man Y'ardua represents what Nigeria stands for---A HIGHLY DISEASED STATE OF AFFAIRS!

Is this the hand this man will use to shake world leaders when they ever meet?  I hope he is not left handed!  TUFIA-KWA!  What is this You know hygiene is a problem for some "parts" of Nigeria. This is how he is---Dorty!

Have you ever been a victim of Identity Fraud? When it comes to Nigerians, you know we have a "tough" reputation for wonders and magic!

Haba! No offence at all. Just joking! God is not responsible for this NEPA problem. I say we chose perpertual darkness! Na joke now! I beg laugh!

What about the nauseating "spanner" group of actors--Osuofia- Ukwa(Mr, I Go Chop Ya Dollar EE!), Mr Ibu, Victor Osuagwu and the rest of the bloody nuisances in the name of raunchy comedy?  Or the Buffoonic- gun - totting - geriatric - rascal called Hank Anuku? The one and only Rambo abi Terminator of Nollywood!

Best of all, all the Igwes, palace chiefs, villagers, elders all act in all the movies irrespective of the villages mentioned.  Same old sorry wrinkled faces! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  As for getting some white men or indians to act in Nollywood , any albino will do the trick or half caste with strong bini or urhobo accent!

@olunifemi

You are a classic!  LOL I wan quench with laughter!!! 
Let us not forget that Patience Ozokwo must be the demonic mother in law of all actors!

You mean Poverty Distribution Party

I know traditional rulers are of no use.  Just let us save them for the costumes and regalia they wear.  Quite rich and entertaining!  So we can use then for our cultural and literary dance clubs. Just confine them to their palaces and use them for local disputes of goats and yam robbers!

see mass exodus of our nigerian brothers and sisters to ukraine!!!!

beambally thank you oh!  Have you ever seen where one goes to put out fire in the neighbour's compound while his wife and children are being consumed by flames in his own hut?   Like we are better off than Mugabe?

It just goes to show that we have a lot of rebuilding to do in Nigeria.  We have to start from somewhere.  We need sound people in all areas of the society to have collective growth and development.  If Y'ardua fails like OBJ, then we will sink further into oblivion!  With what all the few somewhat "good" guys did in Nigeria like Duke, Soludo, Akunyili, Okonjo-Iweala and co, the average Nigerian cannot feel the impact.  We need massive progress so no area lags behind. I still cannot understand what Ribadu did.  Being IG makes me scratch my head and butt all night!

Oh Niajaway, please let us leave the traditional rulers oh! They do not do much like the English monarchy. These only serve for culture and tourism, for tourists to take pictures with. Also to act as relics of the old traditions that our grandchildren and greatgrandchildren can point at. Or we will just disappear like "akata' people them and start celebrating "kwanza"!

Love your sense of humour! Abi na lie I talk?

Follower of Christ and his teachings=New testament minus Old Testament.  Basic definition! Meaning less than 1/3rd of the Bible! As a Roman Catholic, you case is more complicated!

Any Nigerian pictures of "gateway to Africa"?  Smoke from Molues will not even allow you take pictures of Nigerian bulidings!

Naijaway, you are so hopeful. Please be realistic. It is not happening in our life time. Y'ardua has 8 years to rigmarole Another one will come for another 8 years and so on and so forth. Please just plan for mass evacuation to Ghana or South Africa- of the rest of your family over there in 9ja like I am doing. I plan to give the rest of them something else to believe in. Otherwise they would die never knowing that something better like constant electricity existed elsewhere in this world! When I was in Nigeria, no matter how much I visited western countries or watched movies, I thought it was a dream till I lived outside of 9ja and I really began to understand that we may be doomed!

Please leave God out of this! God was said to have given us "freewill" and we have chosen darkness or NEPA! Let us celebrate our choice!

Yes! There is a solution. Call on our neighbour Ghana to tell us how they did it. They do not have two heads abi?

Don't forget education. We need an overhaul of our educational system starting now. Retraining workshops for those who got half baked education so they can blend with the new breed in the next 10 years! We need to invite the Chinese to give us a model.

Oh no candylips! We are not losing hope at all. Just give us another 47 years!

Can't wait for Tuesday night's Republican GOP debate! There is really a God that is slow to anger!

Horus thanks for the South Africa's "gateway to Africa" picture! Can anyone boldly post a seemingly appetizing portrait of any part of Nigeria please?

LOL So Nigeria is a "crippled" giant with "potentials"! By virtue of being "crippled" Nigeria has become and "African dwarf" When our people want health care, they go to South Africa. When our people want education, they go to SA. When our people want to hide loot and buy houses, the go to SA. Is there anything the "black" race can achieve without the "white" race? The reason I ask is that where would SA be today without the "whites"? Like the crippled giant of Africa-Nigeria of course! LOL Ghana should keep up the good work to break the curse. Nigeria is no where in the picture please. Can't conduct census like someone said. Can't conduct elections like another mentioned after 47 years! TUFIA-KWA!

Are we surprised? T-I-A--------THIS IS AFRICA!!!

Yeah, the same proof Atiku has that OBJ is corrupt?  Keep waiting oh! In Nigeria, I said you are guilty by association.  Which other proof do you need?  WHAT DID SHE HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH IN A FEW MONTHS? Awon Oles!   Guilty till proven innocent!! No be so for Nigeria?

Who will say his or her mother's  soup is not delicious?  I think it is fair to ask the other African countries instead of asking Nigerians---who are known for a huge egos and lousy arrogance!  You cannot evaluate yourselves so please stop the self-worship!  The question should be ARE YOU PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN AND WHY? Just like asking if you are jealous of You.S.A.    If you ask other African countries you might just get some answers that will humble us! Even when we Nigerians look in the mirror, we see snow white instead of chaka the zulu!