₦airaland Forum

Oh my God! 

@ LuUmBiOn2 You say e don "disvirgin itself and rotten"

Na you talk am!  If I were a guy ---- I would be afraid to find out what is in there.  Maybe sacrifice for some village gods or babalawo property! Na Die! Only a "born again" with serious spiritual powers can touch this one! Uh-Uh ------ I pass! This is a no go area! The thing go don get teeth dey bite!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL!  Nairaland, you are truly the best.  I cannot even get any sleep now since I am having so much fun.  Thank God no work till next week!

You guys are very funny!  To answer the question---No big deal.  Neither a blessing nor a curse.  Just do not envy the person!  Male or female!  What has this person been doing since?  I will like to perform a "physical exam first"  Then a Psychological one to find out what is going on!  Just baffled!  Is this secondary virginity or a case of amnesia?  Any memory problems or motor vehical accident?  Hormonal problems? Just wondering. 

This person obviously is not in Nigeria where you have sharp guys on every street corner.  At 16 my hormones were already bursting loose!  Whenever a guy touched me, I felt I was on fire!  Kissing meant I had died and gone to heaven- Could not wait to experience the real thing!   When it finally happened at 18 in my first year in the University, out of the reach of my meddlesome parents---there was no going back! ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY NO REGRETS!  I still worship that guy till today for showing me road.

Otta farm and it's chickens!

I hear!

Yeah!  "made in his own image and likeness"  The shoe really fits! If Jesus is Nigerian, then "e go hard oh" The eye of the camel is really looking good!

Not all of us! In fact just a few that are causing this havoc! The crimes are so bad that it looks like all Nigerians are criminals!

Yeah! We love "hard", fight "hard" and phock "hard"! No shaking!

Then you ladies have not seen anything at all.  You mean to say you have not seen some of these wonderful instruments you just look at and you say no way!  Because you know you will not live to see the next day.  Da thing go comot for ya throat with very major damage. 

E get wan man wey wan nearly put me for hospital I look for gun that day, I no see to take kill the "thing"!  I have since learned that moderation is the key oh!  Yes! size matters but moderate size oh! YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO USE IT WELL!  Some guys are fully loaded with options but cannot use what they have.  Just lie down there dey look like Lucozade!   No Aki and Paw Paw type or Long Dong Silvers either.  As you get older, you leave those wicked things for the younger generation to shed some tears with! I don repent oh!

I am sure the greatest prostitute was a virgin once.  Please what you do after you lost this "virginity" is also important. I believe in "sampling" and be "sampled" to find the most desirable oh!  I do not want "nwa teacher" Who wants to end up with some Aki and Paw Paw stuff?

Definitely going to dump you first!  What type of a relationship is "an out of state relationship or telephone romance"?  Oh girl be realistic! You will soon get wedding invitations to attend his wedding with a 91/2 months pregnant bride!  Your eyes go neat well well! You are definitely not a Niaja sharp babe!

What a very expensive joke! Anyway, you are in Nigeria so do not know any better despite all the History and Geography your Minister of Education in Nigeria gave you! Just watch some movies okay?  The information you will get from the movies will keep you close enough to the real thing! You mean best in "419" troops- land, sea and air!

Thanks ziddy!  At least the rat, pig, farmer, and cow are still alive abi?   I think they did not even catch the snake that caused all the wahala!  We should help our neighbours I agree.  Not if our problems are worse than theirs!  Are we better off than our neighbours?  I do not think so.  We are worse off than some of them so let us tidy up our backyard first!

You again Can't rule my household ke! That is why you were suffering under OBJ. Now you will continue to suffer under Mr. Craw Craw left hand! You take care of yours!

More LOL Ask Uncle Jeff Koniange of CNN to find us some of those scary Militants from the Niger Delta. We can send some there oh!

Why? We must all go home. You just have to be smart about the decisions you make.

LOL 419 in the house

Very long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Mugu!  If you have no use for your so called electricity, Ghana has recognized that as Nigerian Mugus you are, you don't appreciate what you have.  They are begging and are able to celebrate 5 years of uninterrupted electricity.  Your doctors in Nigeria are still operating on patients with candle and kerosine lantern!  In fact I now know why Nigeria is retrogressing.  With indescribables like Iya "Agbura Agbaya"! long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! When last did your PHCN/NEPA publish a report like the one you shamefully accquired?  At least Ghana is able to identify it's problems! YOU CANNOT SUPPLY YOUR SELF ELECTRICITY AND YOU ARE PROUD TO SUPPLY OTHERS?  In fact-------------------

LOL I beg go siddon for Y'ardua left hand! Madam secrets of good sex life!  Frigid vibrator sucking b-i-a-t-c-h! Meowwwwwwwww!Keep praying to receive good sex life oh!

Amen @ Seun! It worked for Ghana! I repeat in Ghana, do they have 2 heads? Why must we keep calling God when we are not ready to work hard and help ourselves?

@thesilent1,

Not short changed at all! How many times was Christ mentioned in the old testicle ?

I can also argue that I would prefare to go back to Abacha and IBB days for more stable electricity and water supply.  Even in their tyranny, with poor exchange rate and blah blah blah blah blah--- , nothing has changed with OBJ--President do nothing!  You want to give him pass mark for being a siddon look president---waiting for sign from his otta farm god to make simple decisions. All aspects of the Nigerian society is crippled. Agbero in khakhi and agbero in agabda--no difference. 8 years is not 8 minutes, 8 days or 8 months!

Look, you will never appreciate the harm OBJ has done for not solidifying Nigerians together.  Everywhere you go ---Adamawa, Kaduna, Anambra, Ekiti, Delta, Plateau, Imo, Oyo and Lagos, to mention a few---all he did was disunite with his arch devil---ADEDI-BUTTOCKS of Oyo state.  Anambra had almost 5 governors in  4 years for OBJ's intrigues As the so called last ex-military president of Nigeria, he could have done a lot in 8 years. He left things worse than he met them.  Don't talk about your external reserves---have you checked recently to find out what he left in it?

Now he left his mess for "you know who" to clean up.  With his wayo cough, he deceived people into thinking he had the South in his corner--at the end what a phenomenal sell-out.  Now he brought this craw craw infested one to come and rule Nigeria instead of people like Duke.  MAY GOD FORGIVE NIGERIA!

What a pity! Anyway, there are more interesting topics about so off I go! Nothing else to say here!

LOL  At least the opposition leader has mouth to talk about his travails!  Bola Ige, Williams, Daramola and the others killed by various political factions in Nigeria are six feet under.  Yes the world is a global village but CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME! Remove thy log-------------------------------Since we are so concerned, I think we should send mercenaries from Nigeria to remove Mugabe!

Thank you oh!  I hear una---Madam "Oby's" SUGAR BABIES! We see how far she "tackled" the malpractices in a "few months"! People still attend schools in Nigeria? Could have fooled me. Yes, I attended school in Nigeria and did my youth service before I escaped Proff Osuji and Madam "Oby's" educational mayhem---thank you! That was when school was school and Nigerian degrees or certificates were not used as "butt" wipes in Ghana and South Africa.

Cheer up--I am not that old. Graduated 20 years ago for one of the Nigerian Universities at the age of 22. Yeah, now a grandma! Just had my first grand baby---you know how it is over here now! Children no dey wait these days--But I am happy for them- randy devils ! Not now when Oby has turned the whole university system into cultic dens of robbers and asharas! Now you have people in their 40's as freshmen and sophomores or JAMBITOS as they used to say then! Please spare my the details! Your SUGAR MAMA messed up!

Advanced 419!

That is why I find all these religious books baffling!  There was the old testicle   then the new testicle.   Which one is it?  My God's word is unchanging.  The same always!  So this new and old stuff is not sitting well with me.  Is it not amazing the "book" has different versions?  This tell me that your person upstairs can change mind at any time because people are unhappy with his rules.  LET YOUR YEA BE YEA AND YOUR NAY BE NAY!

You tell me that he died to wash our sins away and the sin is multiplying to infinity.  Now we are expecting a second coming.  Where does it end?  A 1000th coming I guess!  Please hold your stories straight I beg.  I told my children to please believe in the goodness of man for now and develop their own spirituality--of which I will respect, since I cannot tell them what the real deal is.

It's all good! I am here to entertain us! Don't you know that it is spritual "kickback"? My own God loves me[b] unconditionally [/b] so make una dey dash una money out with no result! Show me the difference between the life of a "believer" and that of an "unbeliever"---Nothing! We all go die! When we get there, we can discuss it!