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Thank you gals! I say no be ordinary eye! This virgin don "phock" all the evil spirits for badagry waterside finish! Any man wen go for there will be food for "olokun" I say it is not African culture!

@fekuti

Precisely!  That is why all the wahala is not necessary!  But to go back to the topic we know when it is about to happen or when it has happened most of the time!

@fekuti

No need for that oh!  When you know that some "congo meat" smell worse than the recycling dumpster!  Then I go carry my nose go sniff the "contaminated snake"  God forbid!  The thing is that before im cheat me don know sef!  So why the torture

@obomi_wue aka adura_agba!

Thank you oh!  "sweet monkey banana poosied female" I see you have changed your name.  Were you banned?  The language is familiar oh! How soon before the grammar begin to fly!  You don come again   With only 10 posts from you, your usual fascination with other women's "Meows" have come to light!   Oh girl make you change oh!

Trust?  with what?  Fidelity, murder, lying or what?  What do you need trust in?  You know we have broken most of the rules if not all.  So do you say you will not date anyone because you fear you will be dissappointed for one reason or the other?  What exactly are you guys saying?  I need specifics! All you women are saying one thing, the guys are saying another.  It is a compromise my dears!

Okay! You give us ya own solution!

No need to sniff the "snake" The guy fit done baff before im reach house. Unless na Y'ardua!

@Ishmael

I think they mean Okada, Chichangi, Sosoliso, Aerofloat, Kabo and all those molue in the airs Nigeria brags about!

@obomi_wue

Disguise for what na?  Ashewo ke?  No be work?  People take ashewo dey feed them family for Niaja na?  We are the real females with all the evidence to prove am!

@Omoge25

That na old school!  All you will get by sniffing boxers is some old "shit smell" when the bobo not clean im crack well!

As for catchin' us ladies? You fail! You can only know we are "bed hoppin" if you catch us on your camera phone! You must have strong evidence oh! If not, it is "he say"-- "she say"!

Oh C'mmo n!  Our own no get meter Ke!   When all fails, we gals will fake it good!   Then you will start hearing things from our mouths that you have never heard before to distract you! Whether we wan do or not, just put hand for there we go turn river Niger!  Unless the old girl don reach menopause! If man fake am, all I have to do is take his pulse!  This is very effective after several "rounds"!  The heart rate is up there in the 200's with serious aftershocks!  You wan try us! I say my mama train us well!

@ ikamefa

Wetin you dey open ya eyes for You are acting like I have pure water in my mouth

Nuclear bomb like Hiroshima or something like Pearl Harbour where there will be no rich or poor! I think everyone will sit up!

@holyeye

Thank you mai broda! In fact the babe dey read too many novels and watch too many soap operas them! Please wake up and smell the dust!

apple juice or cranberry juice na diabetes! It should smell like "agbo" if it is healthy! The original malaria killer!

@ diamondd

You get am!  The sperm will just scatter all over the bed like small pickin piss!  Compared to when the guy has not had sex for like 3 days.  The akamu is so thick that for days you are still cleaning fragments of the disintergration!

Also it takes for ever to come!
The erection goes through different stages ---liguid, gaseous and solid!  Chasing after the "snake of indecision" na work!  The man go come lie say he is "tired"!

Na lie oh!  it gets to a phase jerking off is out of the question---men wan the real thing---e don waka go outside!  Which man over 30 will waste time to self-service himself off when able and willing babes full corner!  Jerking off is for teenagers and men with strong body odor!  Our real African brodas no dey waste time when they can get the real thing!  HABA!

Oh Please! Neither---only a very good "phock"!

Thank you mai brother! Which kain treasure be dis? Even if na goat meat pepper soup or "Ishi Ewu" delicacy!