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It really.shows the strong bond dat exist between these brothers. To all those calling it bullshit and a.waste.of time, I believe they r emotionless, tasteless, animals that happens to be a waste.of oxygen. This is a special moment for an old lady and u r here whinning. This family.got what u dont ve u imps, which is joy, peace,love and laughter. Those of us whose.parents divorced and never.had the chance to create such moment knows how special it is.

This O.P Mumu oooo.

Technological obsession
Glued to our mobile phones. Most people spend over 50% of their day time on their phone

Plant our roots in front of the TV.
What do you do when you're alone? Watch more T.V.

Earth's resources are nothing but cash
Sad but true, nobody thinks about the earth. We just want to make money from it. But what happens when it's all gone.

Monetary gluttons
Some of us whose primary aim is making money, use it for ourselves and make more money

Mama bank
Our reliance on the bank either as staffs, borrowing, or to safe guard our future

Completely disposable
Nobody and I repeat nobody is indisposable in the job market. So the boss say.

A worker is a worker, they're just a number, a package
A worker package, the individual, paper work, laptop, brief case and mobile phone

Bound and crippled by contracts
Most people live their lives based on one contract or the other because of either where you work or an agreement. Sportsmen, models and the likes live based on one contract or the other.

Our obsession with the 'Facebook Like'
Let's admit it the more followers we get on our social network,facebook, twitter, instagram and others the better we feel about ourselves.

Burning money and killing ourselves in the process
Our addiction to drugs or is it some kind of addiction that involves burning cash and at the end hurting ourselves

The good old chase, is this really what makes you happy
Is it marriage, going on vacations, your hobbies or just catching fun?

Artist John Holcroft has come out with another series of images drawing attention to social issues ranging from the insanity of our social media habits to obscure health ideals contained in our society.
John has been published by the BBC, Reader's Digest, The Guardian, and The Financial Times, among others. The images captures the disturbing flaws of our modern society from our addiction to various social media to drugs and alcohol then our never ending pursuit for happiness. Below are the images...

sleekch1c:
lmao

sleekch1c:
lmao

We've a situation

MrMcJay:
These are the kinds of people called born-throway.
So, after exposing all the vitamins in her life, she would now turn around saying men are wicked. Which Nigerian man wants to marry someone whose privates are on NL?

If this kind of girl plays hard to get, just type her name on google and her black az.z pops up. Her bride price can't be more than a bottle of zobo, two peppermints and Mtn 100 card.

Nonsense!

Oga dat one too dy expensive na ... zobo na 50 naira, peppermints na 10 naira, card na 100 naira, dats 160 naira, nr be everybody fit afford am oo... purewater and groundnut 10 naira would be enuf.

sleekch1c:
oya take

... C my crush ooo.... #blushing#

sleekch1c


She nice

KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

LWKMDOOOOO.....

I couldn't find a thread for this so I thought I should create one. HERE WE GO...

I recently started playing pes13 on my system and I started playing football life, master league and it's interesting.
My Team: I am a fan of manchester united so I'm using same team.
My players: I sold some players that did'nt fit into my style of play and bought some good strikers and defenders. My best r some master league players I got from the youth academy, Ndoner- a right back,has speed, technicality and a has some powerful long range shot, Nouhei-my tough kid, a centre back but gives me goals and is'nt scared to mark any world class player , and a winger ramzi who has won world player 3 times. My year now is 2031..Rooney retired during my last season age 44.

I would love to read about yours, give me list of good and promising players and how you manage them. I don't let a player stay more till he's in his 30s, except few that their game play keeps improving or they adapt.

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amokeme:
educational discrimination, tribalism, religious conflict... all in one country! infact... I just don't understand the beef with private unis.. seriously you choose to be in a fedral uni, that's fine. I choose to be in a private uni, totally my business. so what exactly is your problem OP??
"freedom is restricted" let them worry about that
"its expensive" you are not the one paying
"exposure" (really? maybe you should explain the kinda exposure you mean
"life on campus is fun" I can only laugh at this. morality is the key word. but since your definition of fun is clubbing, parties, dating, gossips (well I know you ll out grow that someday). and talking about meeting real people? hehe trust me you have no idea
"hard work is compulsory" and you think we don't work hard in private unis? well my dear, we do. the only difference is that we get to see the result of our hard work.. which makes working hard easy unlike in "some" federal schs that the hard work of a student is being frustrated..
"produce more mature graduates" maturity is an individual thing. private unis graduates are doing just fine.. you might be too hateful to see it buh it doesn't change the fact..
finally, its not the uni that matters, its what you can deliver

Bro... dis is d best answer. I dont know wats deir beef. I schooled in uniben n later completed my studies in a private uni. It's not d uni dat matters. It's what u can give

If u didn't do dis den u were born.in otuoke or Congo

smalling has reedemed himself from dat sill red card e had in d first game. but I would prefer it if we had not conceded a silly 2nd goal n ashley had not miss dat fine header

Smalling my son oil dy ur head

Our mata na be d mata... The day is red

I'm not feeling blind at all. He has made some costly mistake. remove him n put rojo abeg

FELLAINI...HEADER... THEIR DAD

The guy on the left,whoever it is has a really huge problem

5minsmadness:
Ahem.
Ass-lover
Don't u have a terra story to finish?

Lol... Sorry bro. I ve been busy with my project. I'll try and update it by next week. Thanks for following